archived tweets
KimKardashian: @PrincessSuperC How was the premiere? I should have gone...we are movie premiere buddies! LOL

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KimKardashian: Just got the best spray tan from St Tropez tan @FionaMLocke is the best! I look like a bronze goddess Fiona says! I can't twitpic...to naked

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban How's NYC!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau where's my ride or die bitch??? U in NYC :( I can't take this week without u

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KimKardashian: @carolinedamore Thanks for the pep talk today I really needed it. I love u

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I miss u so much!

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KimKardashian: What's twitterville up to? I am in a weird mood right now. I think I am PMS-ing. NOT GOOD!

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KimKardashian: OK Rest is for the weak! I'm on my way to the gym! Let's go people! Whose coming with me! Better late than never!

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KimKardashian: Morning! I tried to get up & work out today but my body can't move! The double workouts have caught up w me! I need the day off!

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KimKardashian: Going to bed! Had a fun night out at Beso for Ken Paves birthday! Happy Birthday Kenny!

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash dating underwear! LOL

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KimKardashian: @Adrienne_Bailon what??? did u get a car? did u get your license???

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KimKardashian: Thanks Kendall! RT @KendallNJenner Vote for kim and keeping up with the kardashians on teen choice!!

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KimKardashian: Need a Body Factory Shake NOW! Saw @TristaSutter at the gym!

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KimKardashian: I can't wait 4 u all 2 see America's Next Top Model this season! It's so unique this year! I am addicted! Who loves the show? I love Tyra

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I am so tired, So sore..but I must workout! No excuses. Thanks for the motivation KhloeMo

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KimKardashian: RT @foxsearchlight (500) DAYS OF SUMMER now playing in theatres everywhere! New vids, pics, trailer @ official site: www.500DaysOfSummer.com

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KimKardashian: I just got the sickest 2 finger rings & this hand chain! U have 2 check out http://jenniferfisherjewelry.com/ Her jewelry is pretty yet edgy

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KimKardashian: It's the last month of SUMMER! No time to play! Get in shape! This is my boot cam week, what about u?

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KimKardashian: Even when u feel u can't go on anymore, push through & fight it. COMMIT! U have 2 stay motivated 2 work out! DON'T BE LAZY! NO EXCUSES!

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KimKardashian: Oh, and make sure you follow my sisters! @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash Their show 'Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami' starts Aug 16!!

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KimKardashian: Can't believe John Hughes died!!! He made the 1980s for me! http://bit.ly/a419F

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KimKardashian: There are so many fakes but the real Kimora Lee is @BabyPhat Everyone follow my fabulous friend Kimora!!!!

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KimKardashian: Have u seen Kimora's precious baby boy? RT @Babyphat http://twitpic.com/cv1ej - Kimora & OK mag. First baby pictures of Kenzo Lee Hounsou

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KimKardashian: How FAB is this Bag! RT @AdrianaCastro Kim Kardashian arrived at Ken Paves party carrying our Croc Modish Clutch http://yfrog.com/e4pyzj

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KimKardashian: Better In Time by Leona Lewis ....my mood right now. Trying to fall asleep

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KimKardashian: @MissKellyO I copied u! LOL U always have the fab blonde hair! I miss u!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ddkvy - last blonde hair pic... hope u guys like!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ddkh8 - more Teen Choice pics with blonde hair

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ddjd5 - my blonde hair at teen choice awards...

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KimKardashian: OK everyone my dare was to HUG Nick Jonas!!! Love those Joe Bro's!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm a part of Nick Jonas's dare on stage! Bet u guys can't guess what a fan dared him 2 do that involves me?

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KimKardashian: I am REALLY a blonde this time!!! http://bit.ly/UoTFc Just got to TCA's! Stepping out on the red carpet as a blonde....!! Ahh!

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KimKardashian: almost to red carpet at Teen Choice! ahh I can't wait for u guys 2 c the new look! I'm loving it! This one is staying!!!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian It's an inside joke w Brody & I! Relax! I LOVE foozzzball!

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KimKardashian: @BrodyJenner Football sucks!!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: I'm glamming up for Teen Choice Awards, u guys are gonna be SHOCKED at my new look!

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KimKardashian: I spent the night with Kendall & Kylie..kids can teach u a lot! OK I have to hurry to church before Teen Choice Awards!

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KimKardashian: Getting ready for church... I haven't been in a long time & it feels really good 2 go worship Jesus!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash You guys are NUTS!!!

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KimKardashian: Have u guys helped out lately? Check out @dosomething This organization is amazing! Spread the positivity!

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash Coffee Cake? What! I'm coming over! But I just worked out! ahhh why r u tempting me???

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban Do u love it? It's better than the one before huh? Kind of shocking!

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KimKardashian: What type of workout r u guys doing? I need motivation!

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KimKardashian: @NurseLoren The diet product we use is Quick Trim http://bit.ly/Ukp9G

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday KYLIE!!!!! I can't wait to see u later for dinner! My littlest sister is turning 12 years old today!

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KimKardashian: So I didn't get any sleep, but I still got up & worked out hard! Felt good! Now I'm at a photo shoot. What r u guys up to?

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KimKardashian: @serenajwilliams U like it? Thanks Serena! Miss u, are u still in LA? We need to catch up!

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KimKardashian: How's everyone's Monday Runday goin? Monday's I always feel like I'm running and can't stop. So much to do!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau me neither...miss u too much!!! we need to talk, will u call me after the game?

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KimKardashian: Are you happy?

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KimKardashian: @khloekardashian 16months is not a few months! LOL

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KimKardashian: RT emsardesign Just launched RadioArmenia.com check it out here---> http://www.radioarmenia.com

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KimKardashian: Every Monday I'm gonna make it my Music Monday's and ask for different songs, love hearing from u guys! Ok Night Night 4 real!

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KimKardashian: @MIKESNEDEGAR I love these kinds of shows! I scare myself to sleep! LOL

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KimKardashian: Ok watching Forensic Files, then Intervention then Obsessed about Hoarders! My night is complete! Night guys! Tweet Dreams, say your prayers

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KimKardashian: @BritishJen What channel? I am a neat freak & can't miss this show! I can't find it

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KimKardashian: @ILuvRockStarz Love Alicia Keys! Adding "No One" to my mix! Thanks!

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KimKardashian: I love downloading songs, thanks for all of your songs! I'm making a mix now for my ipod.

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KimKardashian: @P_Smoov I love Tamia "Officially Missing You"!!! Good choice

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KimKardashian: Any good love songs I can download?

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban THANKS! Everyone, it was JONATHAN'S idea for me to go blonde! You did it again buddy!

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KimKardashian: @LizzyJ30 That's so good to here! I'm sure u are an amazing wife & mom!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau Let's move to NYC!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez YES WE CAN!!!

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KimKardashian: Check out Herve Leger dresses on Ebay! More auctions are up! http://bit.ly/159xL9

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KimKardashian: Push yourself today, go one step further than u ever have before! That's what I am going to do today.

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KimKardashian: I'm hitting the gym hard today! Lower Body today and lots of running!

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KimKardashian: "What u visualize, u can materialize" That doesn't mean anything materialistic...but if u see it & want it bad enough it can come true!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash @ryanSeacrest I will be listening! HAVE FUN!

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KimKardashian: I'm glad u guys are loving the blonde...which do u prefer, blonde or brunette?

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KimKardashian: not literally LOL

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KimKardashian: Wow u guys...1.9 million twitter followers! OMG Let's get to 2 million! I will literally DIE if that happens!

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KimKardashian: I'm off to an art exhibit! Should be fun!

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KimKardashian: @perezhilton u are so nasty!!! LOL I can smell yours! ha

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KimKardashian: i can smell by having one conversation with someone! sooo weird huh!

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KimKardashian: i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian tell Wendy I said hi & I love her! Die for her humor!

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KimKardashian: I'm shooting a Barbie themed photo shoot today with famed photographer Tony Duran! These looks are crazy!

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KimKardashian: CONGRATS to my sister Kourtney who is pregnant! I am going to be an auntie!!!! Aunti Kimmie!!!!

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KimKardashian: @RyanSeacrest I wonder if Kourt is going to choose a name with a K!!!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I'm in the coolest photo shoot right now, it's a Barbie shoot! I am getting glammed up to be Barbie!

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KimKardashian: Good luck @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian today on your big long day of press...not gonna lie, feels weird 2 not be there w u guys :(

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KimKardashian: Gym time! Feels good to get up before 6am & hit the gym!

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KimKardashian: @donhalejr not much!!! getting ready to skip town for a bit! How r u?

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KimKardashian: @mikesnedegar what does your cavity smell like? join in on the fun

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KimKardashian: @perezhilton mine smells like birthday cake with sprinkles!

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KimKardashian: I love u twitterville! I'm packing right now with Monica Rose, she's my stylist & helps me put the cutest outfits together!

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KimKardashian: Tweet Dreams...

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KimKardashian: Sheeraz U need 2 open up more Millions of Milkshakes for when I am traveling all over! @milkshakes247 so yummy!

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KimKardashian: Atlanta here I come!

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KimKardashian: What's everybody doing this weekend? I'm in Atlanta now then tomorrow off to the an amazing charity event called Dress for Success!

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KimKardashian: @itsmechaneliman I was there last week....so beautiful! Enjoy yourself

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KimKardashian: @MOMMYDIVINE I try to respond as often as I can..

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KimKardashian: @deplasterer HONEY THEY ALWAYS DO! JK!

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KimKardashian: @KiD_UNiiQUE We love all Kardashian stan's! LOL

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KimKardashian: @Kimzolciak emailing u now...

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KimKardashian: @Kimzolciak Hey doll! Wanna come tonight?

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KimKardashian: I wonder if I will run into any of the FABULOUS Housewives of Atlanta???

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KimKardashian: @babichica16 Thank you! So glad u are digging the blonde! Big Change for me, don't know how much longer I will keep it though!

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KimKardashian: Tonight we are going to be at Primal in Atlanta! Let's party!!

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KimKardashian: @adrianacastro NO WAY!!!! Adriana that would be awesome! This one is for the woman who still suffer from Hurricane Katrina! Let's help!

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KimKardashian: It's follow friday and I am close to 2 million followers, pretty please have your friends follow me so I can reach this goal! Love u guys!

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KimKardashian: Dress 4 Success is an organization that provides business clothes 2 woman so they can prepare for getting a job & live an independent life!

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KimKardashian: @SamanthaJoy269 Are my sisters in Milwaukee? They are traveling all over the place! I miss them so much! Give them a hug for me

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KimKardashian: @the_real_MMK HAPY BIRTHDAY DOLL!

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KimKardashian: @KeithAshley78 chillin is the best!

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KimKardashian: @soldierswife85 WOW Congrats! Enjoy your time w him! That is so exciting!

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KimKardashian: i am proud to be donating some of my clothes & hosting an amazing event for Dress 4 Success, u can help too!

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KimKardashian: Dress 4 Success is an amazing charity that supplies woman with business attire clothes so they can feel confident &get back out job hunting

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KimKardashian: @carolinedamore have so much fun in Tokyo, im sooo jealous!

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KimKardashian: @simoneharouche I miss u, we need to get Armenian food soon

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KimKardashian: @simoneharouche enlighten me on this child please stuff? LOL

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KimKardashian: Up early on my way to New Orleans, Dress for Success charity event tonight! Come to Republic & support!

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KimKardashian: RT @iamdiddy RT @ralphmarston: Sometimes u take a risk & it hurts u. That's no reason 2 stop taking risks. Learn from experience & move on

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KimKardashian: @khloekardashian Chi Town! Sounds sooo fun! I miss my sissy's! Auntie Khloe!

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KimKardashian: I meant Shane & Shawn fashion show! The twins wanna kill me because I spelled Shawn wrong! Sorry!!! This is a charity event dont kill me!

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KimKardashian: At Dress 4 Success event at Republic, where u at N.O.?? Shane&Shaun fashion show about 2 start! Hurry up!

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KimKardashian: @vince_marchese I loved the shoot she did! It was cool! I love posting cool things, tell her thanks!

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KimKardashian: I feel so inspired when I read tweets from @TheDailyLove They make me feel lovey and positive!

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KimKardashian: @carolinedamore LOVE her, tell her hi for me! U can always borrow clothes from me though, that's what friends do!

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KimKardashian: @justsanaa Let's go!!! I miss Miami

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KimKardashian: @justsanaa I'm out of town for a few weeks, but I will call u when I'm back so we can catch up! xoxo

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KimKardashian: @THETANAYASHOW U are so silly! Glad u watched the show! xo

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban is soooo funny! VI-EVERYONE!!! Not VIP!

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KimKardashian: @IvanT2007 Happy birthday and thanks for supporting my sisters show!

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KimKardashian: Did u guys watch Kourtney & Khloe take Miami? What did u think?

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian @TerrenceJ106 Miami show was hysterical!!!!

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KimKardashian: Sorry my mom told me their would be no commercials! yell at @KeepinUpWKris sorry!

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KimKardashian: When I watch this & c this fight it makes me mad all over again! LOL Love u Khloe & Kourt!

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KimKardashian: @justsanaa THANK U for supporting! Miss u doll, we need 2 catch up!

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KimKardashian: I wish I could watch ur premiere at mom's house w u guys @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Kourtney & Khloe show starting NOW! Everybody watch w me!!! E Channel turn it on NOW!

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KimKardashian: @ilovekim_xo U r too sweet doll!

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KimKardashian: kourtney & Khloe Take Miami TONIGHT!!! On E! at 10/9pm C. This premiere is 1 hour long!! Whose gonna watch? and also i hear no commercials

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KimKardashian: Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami debuts TONIGHT!!! On E! at 10/9pm C. This premiere is 1 hour long!!! Whose gonna watch?

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban Yes! Can't be gone from LA this long and not have my daily morning smoothie! I'm addicted! Mine wasn't as good:(

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KimKardashian: I bought the green protein powder mix from The Body Factory in LA, let's see if I can make the smoothie myself! I hope it tastes as good!

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KimKardashian: @tyrabanks Once my toenail broke & I HAD to so it would look normal, but never to ever make them longer! Not cute to me!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian How much do u LOVE @TheDailyLove I am in love w love & love these love quotes! i love u! Love-KK2 LOL (lots of love)

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian @MsLaurenLondon we r pigging out down here! wish u guys were here!

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KimKardashian: SMH means shaking my head

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KimKardashian: ohhh now I get it! SMH! haha I love how I can ask a ? & get suck a fast answer! Twitter is better then Google!

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KimKardashian: or is it SHM? i see it on blogs all the time! What does it mean?

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KimKardashian: what the hell does SMH mean? someone please enlighten me!!!

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KimKardashian: with Khadijah eating crab fingers! sooo yummy!

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KimKardashian: My little sister Kendall would love some new followers! She is now really active on twitter! Follow my little sis @KendallNJenner

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KimKardashian: WOW!!! RT @RyanSeacrest Wow just got off the phone w E! Congrats kourt & khloe u crushed it in ratings!! I think u broke some records

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KimKardashian: Soooo true Lauren!!! RT @MsLaurenLondon RT @JustZipp The strong move quiet. The weak start riots.

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KimKardashian: Everyone should support my girl Robin Antin in Vegas! She's producing Matt Goss's show at the Palms! More info... http://bit.ly/8TmXs

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KimKardashian: @KendallNJenner Kenny u finally are active on twitter! I love it!

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KimKardashian: Alright GOODNIGHT Tweet Dreams! I am getting off the couch now, ready for bed!

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KimKardashian: @my_lilito I was suprised too! haha

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KimKardashian: @HollySDCA I know! I must wash my make up off & brush my teeth! Someone yell at me to get me off this couch! I'm stuck in a zone

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KimKardashian: @francyfran It's safe & effective! Trust me, I've tried it all. U of course have 2 work out & eat well! Khloe lost 25lbs

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KimKardashian: What r u guys doing right now? I am sitting on the couch, too lazy 2 wash my make up off!

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KimKardashian: @pcdmelodyt yum I want one

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KimKardashian: @tiffanivogue OMG will u tell me how u like it?

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KimKardashian: OMG! Go to http://qtdiet.com/ Our new website is up!

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KimKardashian: @BrodyJenner Why Brod? Happy Birthday, it's midnight here!

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KimKardashian: @TeamKardashians OMG your background is FIRE!!!! I want my pics bigger I think, will u help me?

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KimKardashian: @ilovekimnoel_k I love u too babydoll! U are too sweet!

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KimKardashian: @PrincessSuperC They say HI! I miss u!

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KimKardashian: My retainer is cutting the inside of my mouth, maybe its too small. I need 2 go 2 the orthodontist :(

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KimKardashian: The Quick Trim 14 day cleanse is in a pill form! U don't really take a liquid cleanse! I can't do liquid cleanses, I love food too much!

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KimKardashian: @TeamKardashians I just started the Quick Trim 14 day cleanse today! Then doing the Extreme Burn right after!

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KimKardashian: @KardashianCuz I'm sorry Nat I wont be home but we can ichat!

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KimKardashian: @onyx0029 Quick Trim is the best diet secret alive! Go to http:// www.GNC.com

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KimKardashian: @JasonBinn What about Kim Possible's Picks? or will the column be just Kim Possible? I like either so u chose!

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KimKardashian: @JasonBinn Yes! Let's do Kim Possible! Tweeter responded and we will listen

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KimKardashian: Today was the 1st day back on Quick Trim! no jitters! I'm not even hungry & everyone is eating sweets around me! My fav! This is amazing!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau and I are gonna run some errands!

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KimKardashian: @AndaKK sexy! Loves it!

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KimKardashian: I had a dream about my dad last night! It's been a long time since I've had one of those. I wish I stayed sleeping so I could dream longer.

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KimKardashian: Make sure you watch Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami tonight on E! 10p/9c!!!!!!!! Khloe has a run-in w drugs & Kourt w another chick!

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KimKardashian: Hey everyone! I am on my way to the gym. I have been slacking a lot lately! NOT GOOD!

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KimKardashian: @LiebeKardashian Goodnight!

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KimKardashian: @LNAclothing Look at @KourtneyKardash on www.x17online.com carrying a box of LNA! Her belly looks sooo big!

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KimKardashian: @teamkardashians made my background for me!! How awesome is it! Thank you so much doll! Love ya

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KimKardashian: @TeamKardashians no fortune teller for me! Too scared! Not God's will...

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KimKardashian: RT @BrittGastineau Everyone must try my bff's @kimkardashian product quicktrim. No jitters(I am super sensitive)! Wasn't hungry all day!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez DASH!!!! DUH!

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KimKardashian: RT @Deepak_Chopra "Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They exist in each other all along."

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KimKardashian: My dad believed this fortune teller stuff was the devil and not God's will...I probably won't go. Kinda creep me out

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KimKardashian: I think @BrittGastineau is psychic! Every time we talk about someone they call. Every time she mentions something weird it pops up on tv!

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KimKardashian: Should I go see a fortune teller or psychic tomorrow? I have never been

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KimKardashian: @MIKESNEDEGAR I am on the phone w my mom one sec!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban U seriously are such a pig!!! I can't believe u!!!!

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KimKardashian: www.Globalgrind.com has some fun blogs! I love reading all of the celeb blogs!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash I cant wait to watch Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami tonight!!!

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KimKardashian: @cassieventura Doll, your hair & make up was STUNNING at the September Issue Screening! xo

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian It is gonna be a funny show next week!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban Seriously U need help! GYM, EAT BETTER & QUICK TRIM! Start tomorrow!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian what does #eshows mean? what does it mean when people have # then a word?

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KimKardashian: HAHAHA YES U DID! RT @KourtneyKardash hahah i kissed a girl and i liked it!

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KimKardashian: Drugs are very serious! @yomichael, Khloe's boss was doing the right thing. Everyone please learn from @khloeKardashian 's stupid mistake!

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KimKardashian: @yomichael I know u were just doing your job, Khloe was out of line BUT did u have 2 tell the big boss men? Will Khloe lose her radio show?

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KimKardashian: @samztheman SOOO FUN!

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KimKardashian: @janie359 NOT SMART Khloe! What was she thinking? I mean COCAINE???

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KimKardashian: @Jaime__Nicole yes! This girl is hitting on Kourt! U have to see what happens! Kourt falls for it...kinda! WATCH

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash you have Michael Yo's wrong twitter name its @yomichael

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash YES!!!! @yomichael is being crazy!!! Such a mean boss man!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami starting now!!! Turn it on the E Channel!

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KimKardashian: @Delialoves Kourtney gets a lets her inner lez out! Khloe makes a big mistake!

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KimKardashian: @StudEddie30 yes! I am going to tweet during Kourt & Khloe Take Miami, it starts in 15 mins! U gonna watch?

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KimKardashian: @RyanSeacrest Kourt and Khloé take MIA tonight! Kourt acts wild before we found out she was preggos! Watch E at 10pm.

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KimKardashian: @xxlaurenashley I SECOND THAT!!! LOL Oh and let me know how Quick Trim works! Remember to workout & eat healthy too!

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KimKardashian: Let's tweet live during Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami! Commercials only though! We must discuss the craziness! Whose w me? Starts 10pm/9pm c

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KimKardashian: @kardashianlove You can get QuickTrim at www.GNC.com or any GNC store!

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KimKardashian: @Bonnierosexox I love it! Looks good on you!

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KimKardashian: AMEN!!! Sephora is heaven RT @MIKESNEDEGARA little Sephora? never hurt anyone

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KimKardashian: @pcdmelodyt I don't know if I believe it. So crazy!

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KimKardashian: I LOVE inspiring and uplifting quotes! http://bit.ly/WIurY Do you guys have any inspiring quotes???

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KimKardashian: Just had the best workout w Khadijah! I ran 3 miles on treadmill then took Body Pump weight class!

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KimKardashian: @robinantinpcd I love u even more!!!

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KimKardashian: 2 sexy mommies on the US Magazine cover @KendraWilkinson & @KourtKardash in stores now!! http://bit.ly/1a8TnJ

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KimKardashian: Wow I love this quote RT @MissJordanRenee Here is my fav quote : "Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up"

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KimKardashian: Everyone follow one of my best friends, the sweetest most genuine girls around! ROBIN ANTIN @@robinantinpcd I love you!

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KimKardashian: @robinantinpcd I miss u! Finally found u here! I hope i can come to Vegas! I will call u later today!

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KimKardashian: I love quotes

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KimKardashian: TRUE RT @sarahfitz96 "we hide so we can be found, we walk away to see who will follow,and we let our hearts break to see who will fix them."

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KimKardashian: OK time to really get going! Let's all workout!

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KimKardashian: Downloading Aaliyah music on itunes to fall asleep to...LOVE YOU BABY GIRL! R.I.P.

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KimKardashian: ok going to bed for real now

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KimKardashian: @princesssuperc lunch this week, we need to finish our convo...GIRL TIME!

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KimKardashian: I am a believer RT @TheDailyLove Get rid of all doubt, believe it to be and it is.

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KimKardashian: tweet dreams

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KimKardashian: 8 possible baby daddies!!!! WHAT??? Is this real?

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KimKardashian: Watching paternity tests on Maury! So scandalous!!!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton yummy now I am hungry!!!! HAHA

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KimKardashian: www.cocoperez.com is filled w the coolest photo shoots I have never seen! I am loving this site!

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KimKardashian: Did u guys know MEDIA KING Perez Hilton has a fab new website? www.cocoperez.com I LOVE IT!

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KimKardashian: RT@JonathanCheban What do you guys think?http://bit.ly/4F8LeI

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KimKardashian: Kendall & Cassidy BFF's http://bit.ly/L85F7

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove If you're looking for the one, try looking in the mirror...

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KimKardashian: @angiemartinez hahaha Khlomoney learned her lesson!

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KimKardashian: @angiemartinez OMG then @KhloeKardashian could work for HOT 97 & continue her radio show!!!

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KimKardashian: SIN CITY? SAN FRAN? @KhloeKardashian, what about your fav city ever ATLANTA!!!!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian Kourt @KourtneyKardash is gonna kill us! LOL

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KimKardashian: @RyanSeacrest Next season, Kim & Khloe Take??? or Kourtney & Khloe Take BABY?? What city should Khloe & I Take??? Twitter peeps help!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian Kim & Khloe Take NYC, VEGAS, CHICAGO, DALLAS...Help us out guys, WHAT CITY NEXT?

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KimKardashian: @rafaella_ramos KISSES to Brazil!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian SISTERS FOR LIFE! Hey next season maybe it's u & me babe! "Kim & Khloe Take ???? " or Kourtney & Khloe Take BABY???

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I get strength from YOU! We need each other!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I love u

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KimKardashian: There's no place like home. Full day of maintence. I did laser hair removal, spray tanned, hair cut...it takes a lot of work to be a girl!

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KimKardashian: I love this shoot I did with @itstroyjensen What do you think of the pics??? I call it my Venus water goddess look!! http://bit.ly/tizUb

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian Preach Khloe! I'm u, gyn time baby!!!

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KimKardashian: Did u guys see that video of Michael Jackson getting out of the Coroner van? Do u think he is alive? He hasn't been buried yet!

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KimKardashian: @mikesnedegar Helen of Troy Jensen! LOL

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KimKardashian: I love all u guys 4 blasting on that guy who pretended 2 have hung out today! He is so annoyed w us! Thanks Twit fam 4 having my back! LOL

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KimKardashian: @neeneeLbabyy hahaha RIGHT!!!!!

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KimKardashian: I HATE when people pretend that they know u! Really? I don't know u! RT @Lewis_DigiRap @KimKardashian it was good spenidn time with u today

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KimKardashian: "When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom... Let It Be." - The Beatles

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KimKardashian: I'm starving....Katsuya! yum

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban @@abjcoleman CHURCH!!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm in a fitting w Monica Rose & vintage clothes smell!

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KimKardashian: @BrodyJenner I'm finally home! When are we going out to celebrate your bday?

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban Sooo jealous!

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KimKardashian: @UncleRUSH So true huh?

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KimKardashian: Tweet dreams...thanks all for watching K K Miami, it really means the world 2 us!

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KimKardashian: I'm stuffed! Too much to eat tonight! Mr. Chow, Millions of Milkshakes...gym tomorrow is a must!

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KimKardashian: IN THE WORKS! Don't u worry! RT @JonathanCheban seriously WHEN are you getting your own show??i think kim needs to produce one for you!!ASAP

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KimKardashian: I hate being out of control. Will never drink like that again. I need 2 find a cool drink that tastes good I can casually drink,suggestions?

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KimKardashian: Watching Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami now on east coast feed! Crazy!!!

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KimKardashian: @neekosapphire I don't ever feel pressured 2 drink & neither should u! I wanted 2 try it, & if done responsibly is totally ok.

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KimKardashian: Check out Shark Tank show on ABC at 9pm... then turn on E at 10pm for Kourt & Khloe Take Miami!

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KimKardashian: My photo shoot w Badgley Mischka went fab! Now getting ready for dinner w the fam then rushing home 2 watch Kourt & Khloe Take Miami!

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KimKardashian: @Melizz well I tried and CANNOT handle it! What are some good drinks I can try that won't make me sick?

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KimKardashian: I'm at a photoshoot for Badgley Mischka! It's stunning! They are the most fabulous designers!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau on my way...gym time baby! No Sunday Slacking!!!

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KimKardashian: Follow @jasonbinn & c sexy shots like these I took 4 Ocean Drive mag today on Khloe&Kourtney Take Miami 10P/9C http://tinyurl.com/naambv

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KimKardashian: Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami on E! tonight 10p/9c *NEW* episode! This one I get a bit crazy in!

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KimKardashian: Love for sure! RT @TheDailyLove The price of Love is your Ego. The two can't co-exist. Which one do you want?

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KimKardashian: @PrincessSuperC You should have sang your way out of the ticket!!! Help me out here!

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KimKardashian: Ciara & I got pulled over on our way 2 Katy Perry concert so we went 2 Crustacean 2 eat! @PrincessSuperC lets eat!!!

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KimKardashian: @KendallJenner But your back!!! Kendall got her account back!

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KimKardashian: OMG Look on www.tmz.com and there is a www.shoedazzle.com ad! I LOVE IT!

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KimKardashian: @Cherylandaaa u can get Anastasia's mascara at sephora or nordstrom or anastasia...check their websites! It's amazing mascara

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KimKardashian: @NickSaglimbeni HEY! Thank!s We have to shoot again! I have some ideas...

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/fz814 - I love my new Jennifer Fisher 2 finger rings! They're dope! http://www.jenniferfisherjewelry.com/

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KimKardashian: I'm shooting something so funny for Jay Leno right now! U guys are gonna love this!

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KimKardashian: Kylie is officially on Twitter! @Kyliesaprincess Follow my little sissy! She gives the best advice!

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KimKardashian: Thanks to @anastasiasoare, the queen of eyebrow shaping!! http://bit.ly/P4b4V

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KimKardashian: @Serenadeleo no way! what's the website, I have never seen any message from u before...

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KimKardashian: Remember God has a plan for us all. Sometimes it's so hard to see what that plan is, but have faith...hope floats!

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove When things dont come together as planned,dont worry. Instead see the bigger picture. U are being lead down a better path.

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KimKardashian: @heidimontag God's plan may not be what we expect but in the end He will lead your broken windy road 2 the right destination

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KimKardashian: @Courtenaysemel yes Court!I love u! Surrender yourself to what will be..stop trying to make it what its not!

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KimKardashian: Thanks for the motivation, u guys are the best!!!! I will twitpic soon!!

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KimKardashian: I'm losing energy now in my shoot, please twitter fam give me a boost of energy! What's up!!!!

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KimKardashian: Dancing w the Stars is starting again soon! I can't wait! Follow my old dance partner Mark Ballas! @officialmballas

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian & I are doing a photo shoot for Quick Trim today! Quick Trim comes out today www.GNC.com

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KimKardashian: RT U r at a crossroads. This is your opportunity 2 make the most important decision u will ever make. Forget ur past. Who r u now?

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KimKardashian: ShoeDazzle's new selections came out today! Check them out, there are some gorgeous fall shoes. I hope u love them! www.ShoeDazzle.com

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KimKardashian: Cover shoot today! Up early! Let's get it!

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KimKardashian: Let's all pray for everyone in California right now who has been affected by the fires.

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KimKardashian: So profound my little one RT @Kyliesaprincess You can't always tell but it can take the littlest things to make someone happy. -?-

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KimKardashian: @kyliesaprincess I love u my little munchkin

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KimKardashian: @Serenadeleo I love it! Thank you very much!

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KimKardashian: @officialnathan I may not go 2 church every Sunday but Jesus is always in my heart & I live my life with faith & just trying 2 b the best me

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KimKardashian: @officialnathan Yes I am a Christian

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KimKardashian: @PrincessSuperC Sometimes hard to realize when it's YOU going through it, but take a deep breath and let God in! LET GO & LET GOD!

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KimKardashian: Good night guys! I have to get up early for a photo shoot all day!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/g6ij8 - Partying with my brother Brody @BrodyJenner for his birthday!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban OMG I'm dying laughing so hard! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

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KimKardashian: Is it weird if I sleep in my workout clothes so I can get up early at 6am & workout? It will force me to & save time!

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KimKardashian: @BrodyJenner's bday party tonight! Woo Whoo!!!

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KimKardashian: I had one bite to satisfy my craving, that was it! Coffee cake was yummy, but a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips! LOL

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau We are! I just need a quick bite! Don't worry, I saved u some and @lalavazquez it's soooo yummy!

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KimKardashian: oh no! I ran out of milk...going to my neighbor's to borrow some!

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KimKardashian: After a long day of hard work I need just one bit! I won't eat it all, I promise!

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KimKardashian: I'm baking a coffee cake right now! yummy!

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KimKardashian: RT @heidimontag I LOVE MY TWITTER FAM ! I KNOW YOU GUYS WILL HELP ME GET TO 1 MILLION B/F SPENCEY

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KimKardashian: @CourtenaySemel I am the Quote Queen! LOL They make my day better! I miss u! Can u believe I'm gonna be an aunt!

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KimKardashian: Shout out to YRB photographer, Mike Ruiz!! http://bit.ly/gn1JI

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KimKardashian: "Be who you are and say what you feel b/c those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr Seuss

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/g7g5n - A sneak peek at our Quick Trim photo shoot! Get Quick Trim today at www.QTDiet.com

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KimKardashian: @TheDailyLove One of my favs too!!!!

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KimKardashian: @PrincessSuperC @LaLaVazquez I wouldn't want 2 find out either! What if it's in 5 mins!

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KimKardashian: Rob is not dating anyone! Some rumor he's dating Khloe's bff but not true! Khadijah is engaged & Malika is single!

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KimKardashian: If u could find out the exact day, time & circumstances of your death, would u want 2 know?

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KimKardashian: RT @Deepak_Chopra Going to lunch w @KimKardashian & @KeepinUpWKris after a wonderful meditation!

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KimKardashian: I just mediated w @Deepak_Chopra ! Wow EVERYONE should mediate! It's the way to true peace

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KimKardashian: My grandma won't let me tweet during breakfast! Gotta go! xo

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KimKardashian: my grandma asked the waiter what room they stayed in but he wouldn't tell!

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KimKardashian: I'm at the Del Mar Lauberg Hotel having breakfast! This is where Jasmine Fiore got killed! Scary

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KimKardashian: Up early, heading to San Diego to have breakfast w my grandma MJ then spend the day with @Deepak_Chopra

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KimKardashian: Just finished the hottest shoot with @NickSaglimbeni Gonna twitpic soon! xo

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KimKardashian: CALLING ALL MY FANS!!! I want to spend the day with you!! http://bit.ly/hTtyD

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KimKardashian: 4 everyone asking which QuickTrim product 2 start with... start w the 14 day cleanse! It's all natural pills & u will drop weight &tone FAST

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton Noooo but there's a place in India that a guy can look at your fingerprint & tell u. He has never been wrong! SCARY!

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KimKardashian: @KendallFanPage Ahhh your page is super sweet! Thanks doll. We love u!

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KimKardashian: RT @TeamKardashians Let's enjoy life!! Great family, wonderful friends, and the many beautiful blessings in our lives.

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KimKardashian: Deepak shares laws of luv today RT @Deepak_Chopra People who attract love are comfortable with their own and other people's weaknesses

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KimKardashian: RT @lalavazquez THE WEBSITE HAS LAUNCHED!! I will update it as much as possible so pls keep checking back everyday! www.iamlala.com

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KimKardashian: @Ciara This name is sooo much better! It's your name! LOVE IT!

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KimKardashian: Hey Everyone Ciara has a new twitter name @Ciara She is not @PrincessSuperC anymore! Follow @Ciara

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KimKardashian: Soooo true Bin balls! RT @JasonBinn You have to do what others won't. To achieve what others don't.

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KimKardashian: Anastasia's Brow Pen really is a magic wand for my eyebrows! http://bit.ly/Dyv4Q

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez @brittgastineau let's find one or do it ourselves! I have the perfect spot, call u both later to tell

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KimKardashian: This boy makes me wanna get down! LOL Watch him smack his booty! RT @tgolemo Watch the boy in the red....http://bit.ly/5AILr

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KimKardashian: @RyanSeacrest YES! Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami raw footage, can u provide some for us??? I gotta see this!

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KimKardashian: THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!!! RT @shanimaybir watch this soooo funny watch the lyrics -http://bit.ly/QDhCR

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KimKardashian: @CarmaDee Is this for real? It's so funny but is it a joke? http://bit.ly/xO1Js

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau Let's go meet the crew for dinner, then see if they drag us out w them tonight!

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KimKardashian: Rob is lame for twittering anymore! Hey guys, what are some funny youtube video's?

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KimKardashian: @desire205 I really truly do!

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KimKardashian: I am laughing sooo hard right now at youtube video's Rob is showing me. I would post but they are offensive! Rob is crazy!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/gnygh - Look what I saw at the mall at GNC! QUICK TRIM baby!!!

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KimKardashian: Let's all start a new NOW! Be the best YOU RT @TheDailyLove This is a moment that's never happened before. My life begins a new, right now.

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KimKardashian: Best friends are the best! What would we do without them!!! I love @BrittGastineau

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KimKardashian: Hey guys what are you doing this weekend?

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KimKardashian: @tyrabanks LOVE the real hair!!! Always beautiful though!

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KimKardashian: Loved the blonde but that is my alter ego, I am back! Feels good to be me again! I swear I was a different person w blonde hair

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KimKardashian: I'm going back to black, everyone!! Take one last look while you can ;) http://bit.ly/ShBQv

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone...Crazy work day! Hope u all have a blessed day

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KimKardashian: @Gorgeousss21 i LOVE this quote... "You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world."

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KimKardashian: The quotes I write help me just as much as they help u, we are all in this together! We all need a little love, I love u twitterfam!

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KimKardashian: @vintagehllywood Go to www.GNC.com and Quick Trim will be doing some great promotions & maybe giveaways!

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KimKardashian: @ayoobitch don't die doll! LOL

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KimKardashian: RT Struggles disappear if u allow life to flow through u w/ trust that whats happening is 4 ur best interest even if u cant see it right now

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KimKardashian: For anyone who is happy, sad, heartbroken, needs motivation, or just loves love, u have to follow @TheDailyLove for inspiration every day.

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian why are Quick Trim pills Purple & Yellow??? Lakers colors! LOL

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KimKardashian: Everyone u have to check out my friend Simone's new bags! They are 2 DIE 4! I want one! @simoneharouche http://bit.ly/BHg4Q

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KimKardashian: RT @Feferang: RT @Deepak_Chopra In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I need a good NYC trip!

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KimKardashian: So much fun! RT @MsLaurenLondon Had so much fun at the bbq with family and great friends today w @khloekardashian @kimkardashian @alancbeard

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KimKardashian: What would I do without family & friends! I needed this today!

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KimKardashian: My mom & Bruce are cooking! We are gonna make Rob clean up! LOL

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KimKardashian: At family BBQ w @msLaurenLondon @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom @KourtneyKardash @LaLaVazquez

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KimKardashian: All my friends @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck @MikeSnedegar please text me your pins and contact info i have nothing!

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KimKardashian: @makeupbymario text me all ur info i lost my phone

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KimKardashian: U are your own soul mate RT @TheDailyLove I feel like we meet soulmates at different stages 2 push us thru & the only true true "One" is you

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KimKardashian: @TheDailyLove wow that is so true. That hit home for me tonight! Britt? sooo true huh, call me to discuss this one!

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KimKardashian: @shootingstar318 Don't give up! fairy tales do come true! Always believe even when u can't see it now. U get what u put out! Positive energy

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau Are best friends soul mates? If so...look no more! LOL

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau Wow we r so on the same wave length. I was just thinking about soul mates,do u guys believe in soul mates?

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KimKardashian: Reading fan mail! Signing away then mailing off tomorrow

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KimKardashian: @CLighty just brought the new Jay Z album 2 my shoot! LightHouse Beauty is the best! Thanks Lighty

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KimKardashian: Khloe and I shared all our diet secrets with Life & Style!! http://bit.ly/kXJWu

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KimKardashian: Today is my Fragrence Ad campaign! Wow u guys are gonna go nuts! I can't give away 2 much but I'm gonna be suspended in the air! Crazy!

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KimKardashian: How cute is my mom! @KeepinUpWKris & @IreneCooking u have to watch their show! http://bbltwt.com/f538y

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KimKardashian: You have to follow @TomDowdGNC for great Living Well Tweets...He gives great tips on how to live better & be healthy!

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KimKardashian: This is CRAZY! haha @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash and I are not at war!! http://bit.ly/K1hLz

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KimKardashian: This week I'm super crazy w work but I'm just gonna Let Go & Let God get me through it!

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KimKardashian: Let go & Let God... when u just don't know what to do Let go of your feelings & let God in to take over!

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KimKardashian: RT Turn your sadness into joy by releasing the need 2 be right & embrace the joyful thought that I'd rather be happy. Then just let it go!

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KimKardashian: Up early again. This week has been non stop! 4 hours of sleep & I have a full schedule today! Have a good day twit fam!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez hahaha We will be in NYC!

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KimKardashian: Tweet Dreams

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KimKardashian: My fragrance shoot went soooo well! I can't wait 4 you guys to see the ad campaign. Light House Beauty is amazing to work w! Love them!

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KimKardashian: Just finished a yummy dinner w @KhloeKardashian & @RealLamarOdom Now time for bed, I have a family photo shoot & then filming Brother's!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban oh boy do we! Get the Phantom ready!!!! NYC Here we come!

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KimKardashian: Came 2 the movie premiere of White Out w @KhloeKardashian & @RealLamarOdom movie is gooooood so far!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/hadu5 - I had the hottest shoot with the best photographer @nicksaglimbeni ...I kinda miss my blonde hair

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KimKardashian: First scene done! Went amazing!!! I love acting! This show Brothers is gonna be such a hit!

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KimKardashian: I'm on the set of Brothers with Michael Strahan. This show is hyesterical! About to start filming!

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KimKardashian: I am filming a new tv show today! It's top secret but u guys are gonna love this! I can't wait to tell u all about it!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/hbfci - Do u like my 40's inspired look?

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KimKardashian: U can get Quick Trim now http://tinyurl.com/nqbjuq It works! Check out my twitpics! I lost my last 6 lbs fast & toned up! Loving QUICK TRIM

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KimKardashian: Don't kill me @NickSaglimbeni 4 posting snapshots of our shoot, they aren't photoshopped yet, but who needs it! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/hbyue - Quick Trim DOES A BODY GOOD!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/hbyk0 - @NickSaglimbeni Shoot for Quick Trim!

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KimKardashian: On my way 2 meet my 4 fans & spend the day with them!

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KimKardashian: I finally got some good sleep last night. I packed & had a fitting for NYC fashion week with Monica Rose my stylist, then passed out!

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KimKardashian: Alright I asked GNC to start giving my coupons for you u guys!

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KimKardashian: $5 off ALL Quick Trim products! Coupon code:14533 Only good 9/12 - 9/13 (Sat and Sun) In store & online! http://tinyurl.com/nqbjuq

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KimKardashian: First show of the day for me! Jill Stuart. Can't wait to c the make up & hair looks 4 the show!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/hpb6d - Big sis kiss! KISSES Kimora @BabyPhat

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/hpjwz - Such a fun night with @kimkardashian and Kimora @babyphat Now time for some fashion shows

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KimKardashian: Morning everybody! It's fashion week in NYC! I am interviewing all make up artists at the shows 4 OK Magazine today! DREAM JOB!

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KimKardashian: Using the new TweetGenius! Thank goodness I'm tweeting from my phone again! Xo BoyGenius

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KimKardashian: Can't wait for Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami tonight on E!

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KimKardashian: @Ciara I'm here! We must hit up some fashion shows together!

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KimKardashian: Good luck!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: $5 off ALL QuickTrim products!Coupon code:14533 Only good 9/12 ? 9/13 (Sat and Sun) Instore @ GNC & online!

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KimKardashian: On my way 2 the airport! NYC Fashion Week here I come!

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KimKardashian: Just finished a shoot 4 Glamour magazine, it went great! Rushing home 2 get ready 4 Brent Shapiro charity event

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KimKardashian: $5 off ALL QuickTrim products!Coupon code:14533 Only good 9/12 ? 9/13 (Sat and Sun) Instore at GNC & online!

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KimKardashian: My first job as beauty editor for @okmagazine http://bit.ly/EkPhu a dream come true!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Check out this funny video and support a good cause! www.50000shoes.com

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KimKardashian: Back in LA, getting ready for work! Filming a new show then filming Keeping Up W Kardashian's SEASON 4!!!

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KimKardashian: @KardashianCuz thanks doll!!!! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: @RoxySowlaty haha! My brother is the skin Diva!

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KimKardashian: BabyPhat show by far the biggest & the best show of the season! The stars come out 4 @BabyPhat

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KimKardashian: This smokey eye look @MakeUpByMario did is legendary!!! Rolando rocked out the hair! This glamour!!!!!

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KimKardashian: I will be live backstage on the jumbo-tron in Times Square at the BabyPhat show!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm backstage at the BabyPhat show! This is going 2 be fierce!!! Kimora has done it again!

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KimKardashian: Free shipping for fall savings to get u into your Back To School Looks! http://www.fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com/

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KimKardashian: The most beautiful shoot ever! I love the Bahamas!! http://bit.ly/hZTia

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KimKardashian: Went to Vera Wang, Badgley Mischka, now heading to Catherine Malandrino Fashion Show! I'm soooo tired!

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KimKardashian: @Deepak_Chopra yes conquer the world! That's OUR mission! Travel safe on your world tour!

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KimKardashian: @serenajwilliams watching you now! Very well said Serena!!!! See u tonight at your party!

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KimKardashian: The only thing u can really take with u when u die is the love inside.-Patrick Swayze

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KimKardashian: I started my own fantasy football league! Lots of prizes. Sign up and play with me. Gonna be so fun! http://fantasyworld.com/nfl/prize/kimk

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ht12b - Another Ava Gardner inspiration for the Tracey Reese show!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ht10s - At the Jill Stuart show. Classic Ava Gardner look!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ht0uz - Love this Veronica Lake look, I am channeling old Hollywood movie stars this fashion week!

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KimKardashian: I'm gonna post some pictures of my favorite fashion week moments!

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KimKardashian: More photos from @nicksaglimbeni shoot! http://bit.ly/4l5Y8n Had to immortalize the blonde hair, haha! Thanks to my glamour squad!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban The Famous Cupcakes are all organic! This is def my cheat treat! YUMMY!!! bringing u a box!

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KimKardashian: Glamming up for huge Photo Shoot for Famous Cupcakes w @ItsTroyJensen

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I'm up too!!! I have a family photo shoot all day! Then Vegas! See u in Vegas doll!

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KimKardashian: I fell asleep last night without brushing my teeth....I get so scared I will get a cavity!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban Beso's churro's are my absolute FAVORITE!!!!

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KimKardashian: Pj's on, ponytail up, retainer in, face mask on...almost READY FOR BED!

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KimKardashian: Sometimes its not about preventing disaster but becoming strong enough to live through it.

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KimKardashian: I love this quote! RT @ashsimpsonwentz: ?Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending"

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KimKardashian: U guys really motivate me! I love reading all of ur comments! I love u guys!

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KimKardashian: Today has been a long day... How do u guys relax?

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KimKardashian: Join my fantasy football league now. Grand prize is $1 million. Game starts Sunday so sign up to play w/ me! http://bit.ly/14EbJs

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KimKardashian: Body Factory smoothie...YUM!!!

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KimKardashian: Photo Shoot for www.ShoeDazzle.com today! I can't wait to see all of the new fall shoes!

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KimKardashian: Who should I start 4 my fantasy football league? I need 2 pick players! Join $1 million grand prize! Sign up http://bit.ly/14EbJs

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ib13l - Vegas was fun last night! @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck always make me laugh!

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KimKardashian: Up on my way to the airport, I'm so sleepy! Have 2 go home & film all day

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KimKardashian: YUM RT @onathanCheban http://twitpic.com/i9fbm - Kim brought me a Famous Cupcake! YUM Heaven @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: RT @robinantinpcd At the Gossy Room right now w my BEST SEXIEST GIRLFRIEND @kimkardashian! Matt Goss rocks!!!!! So amazing!

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KimKardashian: Just touched down in Vegas! Going to Pink's Hot Dogs! YUM! Wow Cupcake's & Hot Dog's in one day!

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KimKardashian: Simon G the jeweler is Armenian! I love them!

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KimKardashian: My twitpic finally works from my phone again!!! YAY

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/i88j5 - Do u love my new Simon G ring???? It's soooo fab!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I miss u more! I will be back home tomorrow! I love u so much!

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KimKardashian: I am so excited about my gown! It's long and white! Kourt looks so cute in her gown w her belly showing!

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KimKardashian: Happy Sunday! I am heading over to @KourtneyKardash 's house to get ready for the Emmy's. Kourt & I are hosting pre-show on E!

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KimKardashian: @lalavaquez Love u & Kiyan

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KimKardashian: long day...glad to sleep in my bed...Emmy's tomorrow!

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KimKardashian: @angiemartinez hahaha! I'm freaking! I'm hosting for E! & they had 2 go live without me! Ahhh

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ii41n - Almost done sewing. Kourtney had 2 go live without me 2 start! HURRY HURRY!!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ii3s4 - Love this blue eye shadow @MakeUpByMario did!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ii2r8 - In Dressing room at Emmy's getting my dress sewed on me bc it ripped!!!

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KimKardashian: Ok tailor & stylist on site! They will have to sew my dress on me! DEEP BREATH!

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KimKardashian: FASHION EMERGENCY! My zipper on my gown just all popped & broke on my way 2 Emmy's! My stylist is meeting me there but I'm FREAKING OUT!!!

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KimKardashian: Glamming for Emmy's! Do u guys think @MakeUpByMario should try a pretty blue eye?

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KimKardashian: Just had yummy pancakes, bacon & eggs!

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KimKardashian: @Mrs_Christina yes! It's amazing!

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KimKardashian: You can get Quick Trim online at http://tinyurl.com/nqbjuq & have it shipped 2 u @olivia24

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ikqxz - Khloe & I at our QuickTrim Life & Style Mag shoot!

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KimKardashian: @TeamKardashians thank u sugar!!!!

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KimKardashian: @mv_tp03 thanks doll!

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KimKardashian: @LaurenDayMakeup The shoot was for the cover of Ocean Drive Magazine & the pics are amazing! Never knew I was hungover! LOL

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KimKardashian: @MakeUpByMario I think the blue shadow was a hit!

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KimKardashian: @danni7907 The dress worked after we sewed it all up, but then I was stuck in it & had to cut the dress off! Just down the zipper but still!

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KimKardashian: @nikkishad Kourtney is almost 7 months pregnant! She is due in December

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KimKardashian: I am so sleepy...at the airport about to take off! Be back home in a few days! Tweet dreams, Love u twit fam!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau yes we needed to catch up! Sooo much going on! I love u!

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KimKardashian: Check out pics of me and @Kourtneykardash at the Emmy's tonight! http://bit.ly/kUFuX

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ijh7a - At the Emmy's with @KourtKardash

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KimKardashian: @Shanell_Renae no way! I want to try that quiz!

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KimKardashian: Picking up Kylie from the school bus stop!

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KimKardashian: @LNAclothing these are my favorite leggings! I just spoke about them to Harper's Bazarre magazine!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I agree!!! I love @WendyWilliams soooo much! I can't stop laughing when I watch her!

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KimKardashian: @aztcqun22 I think I have OCD for cleaning too!!! Like I can't wait 2 come home & clean on a fri night!

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KimKardashian: @gemini2323 I told u Quick Trim works! Glad u like it & are seeing results!

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KimKardashian: My place is so messy, I am trying to clean it but still can't catch up! A messy house drives me crazy! Are u a neat freak or slob?

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KimKardashian: @DanielleMonroe I'm a brunette right now!

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KimKardashian: @RealLamarOdom U better watch out, we are crashing your party!!! @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/j1925 - The cutest pic of Khloe & I. I have always tortured @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Sooooo fun!!!! RT @KhloeKardashian Bachlorette party bitches!!!!

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KimKardashian: @ilovekim_noel_K ahhh I love life chick! Thanks doll baby!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG I just went 2 the Body Factory on Santa Monica 4 a smoothie & they named mine the Kim Kardashian version!!! I get mine a special way

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KimKardashian: @GPlatinum Thanks for the Rolls Royce Phantom from Platinum Motorsports for the wedding!

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KimKardashian: RT @mileycyrus: A trying time is no time to quit trying.

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KimKardashian: Wait before I go to sleep, I am going to bleach my teeth...has anyone done that before?

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KimKardashian: Home now from a long day...QuickTrim photo shoot w Khloe, then filming Keeping Up w Kardashian's all night! I'm exhausted! Tweet Dreams!

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KimKardashian: @MsLaurenLondon sooo excited! Let's dance all night long!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/iugob - My dad & Rob! How cute is this picture???

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KimKardashian: Hey guys, what are your best first dance wedding song suggestions?

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KimKardashian: Vote for KELLY OSBOURNE on Dancing w the Stars! RT @MissKellyO Vote for me 1800-868-3416

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KimKardashian: Khloe & I just put up new clothes on Ebay starting at $0.99 Check it out! www.Ebay.com/KimsCloset

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KimKardashian: Oh. btw, make sure you friend me on facebook!!!! http://bit.ly/8pXrl

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KimKardashian: Do u guys like it when people tweet a lot, or can it be overload??? I hope I don't tweet too much. LOL

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KimKardashian: I'm in total shock! I have almost 2.5 mill tweet friends! I LUV U GUYS SO MUCH! Can't believe I have more than Oprah, Shaq & Diddy! WOW

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KimKardashian: I got that quote from @msLaurenLondon .... LOVE U GIIIIIRRRRLLLLL

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KimKardashian: There are some people who live in a dream world,& there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton I had 2 catch a flight, I'm at my layover. I haven't slept! Exhausted

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton or see the pics from the helicopters that were loud flying above! Crazy!!!!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton u get up so early! I love it! Business baby!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton or see the pics from the helicopters that were loud flying above! Crazy!!!!

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KimKardashian: THANKS! RT @LuvinMissMika Kim was so on her job whn she founded www.shoedazzle.com where u can get a new pair of shoes 4 only $40 a month

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KimKardashian: @MIKESNEDEGAR ahhh THANK YOU!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Did u guys watch Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami tonight? What did u think?

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KimKardashian: Tonight was one of the best nights of my life! Khloe & Lamar's wedding was a night to remember! I love u both so much!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez u never know! LOL YEAHHHH RIGHT!

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KimKardashian: All of the girls glamming up 4 the wedding together! What an exciting day!!!

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KimKardashian: RT @LilyAdel Dash is truly adorable! If anyone is able to visit our Calabasas or Miami stores, do so, @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash

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KimKardashian: So much to do today!!!

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KimKardashian: I read that If u don't take care of your teeth then u live 6 years less than expected. Lots of disease lives in your mouth!

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KimKardashian: Do u guys floss your teeth? I found the best floss! Reach Ultraclean. I'm obsessed! It's Johnson & Johnson. I will now floss every day!

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KimKardashian: @msnecole31 thank u! Glad u like Fit In Your Jeans By Friday! I want to do more workout dvd's

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KimKardashian: @ShaeMarie what style shoes did u get? Do u love them!

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KimKardashian: What is everybody up to?

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KimKardashian: @spacestace yay! Good for you! Once u start working out u can't stop, so keep it up!

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KimKardashian: @rayzrock yes! We are filming now! Season 4 of Keeping Up With the Kardashian's airs in December!

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KimKardashian: Ok I took a few days off from the gym. I can't slack like that!

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KimKardashian: Wow my workout today kicked my butt! I went running so early! Good to get it out of the way

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian see u in the morning! I just landed back home!

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KimKardashian: @BocaCocoanut no way! How was the show? I wasn't nervous once I got out there!

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KimKardashian: David Letterman went perfect! He is always so funny! It airs tonight, check it out!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez haha yup! U know who u are!

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KimKardashian: @MrJayManuel thanks!!! One shoulder Ungaro dress w Christian Louboutin heels! Old Hollywood Glam hair & make up!

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KimKardashian: About to go on David Letterman! Woody Harleson is on now! I'm kinda nervous!

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KimKardashian: @ciara what??? I'm the 21st! We must celebrate together!

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KimKardashian: Where all my Libra's at???? Libra's are the best!

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KimKardashian: @Courtenaysemel Keeping Up With the Kardashian's DUHHHHHH

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KimKardashian: How cute is @kourtneykardash's baby belly!!?http://bit.ly/Eqf0i I had to take some pics!!

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KimKardashian: Met w Fitness,17,InStyle,Allure,Marie Claire,Health,Shape,Teen Vogue,Cosmo,Harper's Bazaar,Women's Heath & Fitness,Redbook& Lucky ALL TODAY!

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KimKardashian: My fragrance meetings w all the beauty editors is going great! I can't wait to twit pic the bottle! U guys picked out the pink color!

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KimKardashian: Happy birthday to the make up God @MakeUpByMario my fellow Libra!

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KimKardashian: Wow just heard on the news that the NBA is banning twitter? This is crazy! They don't want the players tweeting.

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KimKardashian: I am so disturbed about the boy beaten 2 death in Chicago. Violence is NOT the answer! Have u seen this on the news? http://bit.ly/2YrCQH

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KimKardashian: Up and already glamming for my fragrance beauty editor meetings! What r u guy sup to?

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KimKardashian: Check out this sad story of a boy who was killed in Chicago. http://bit.ly/2YrCQH Spread the world to help out his family

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KimKardashian: New York really is the city that doesn't sleep but I have a 5am wake up call for work! I need to fall asleep!

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KimKardashian: I can never sleep my first night in NYC...what do u guys do to fall asleep?

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KimKardashian: Family dinner w @khloekardashian, @kourtneykardash, rob & scott. I'm full already!

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KimKardashian: @DavidBacaJr Famous Cupcakes is opening up a new store in Beverly Hills NEXT WEEK, I'm going w my sisters! www.famouscupcakes.com

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KimKardashian: @RoxySowlaty ROXY!!! That's what I am going to be! I just ordered mine!!!! That's crazy! I get it in the mail monday!

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KimKardashian: What's your favorite flavor cupcake?

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KimKardashian: Cupcakes are my absolute favorite dessert! Famous Cupcakes are 2 die 4! Sprinkles are too sweet 4 me!

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KimKardashian: I'm craving sugar! I want a Famous Cupcake! Have u guys tried them?

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KimKardashian: RT @ScottBarnes68 @kimkardashian @katdeluna look amazing in my new book "About Face" available on pre-order via Amazon http://bit.ly/2orMMp

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau wooowhooo!!! We are gonna have so much fun!

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KimKardashian: @msjennaeliza hate is the new love doll! Didn't u know? LOL

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian what's the good cause? Your marriage?

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KimKardashian: @angiemartinez we can live a little! LOL

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KimKardashian: @johnnywalnuts If it didn't work doll I wouldn't talk about it so much! Proof is in the pictures! LOL

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez u need to stop playing & start working out w me!!!!!

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KimKardashian: @Drama247 enjoy them for me!!! I'm jealous!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez set me back like a week! Now we gotta step it up!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian u know we are going to eat Famous Cupcakes again next week! Can't help ourselves so don't forget Quick Trim this week!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I started the Extreme Burn Quick Trim!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I started Quick Trim again today! A must! I gained a few off that wedding cake too! www.GNC.com baby!!!!

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KimKardashian: @Nicole_Murphy u must tell me where this class is! Is it good? I want to try it!

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KimKardashian: Check out my Letterman look!!! http://bit.ly/2lfRbM Had so much fun on the show!

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KimKardashian: Getting ready to film Keeping Up With the Kardashian's, what are u guys doing today?

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KimKardashian: I am so tired but I know I need to get up & work out! Please help motivate me...PLEASE!

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KimKardashian: Ok guys what are u gonna be for Halloween? Anyone want to guess what I am going to be?

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KimKardashian: @Tanya1022 not at all! I work out, take Quick Trim but honey I can't deprive myself! I need a treat here & there! They are organic too!

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KimKardashian: @itsTroyJensen happy birthday Troy!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm back in LA now! Fun trip! Now back to work...at my photo shoot & commercial for @FamousCupcakes

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KimKardashian: I've never been more sleepy in my entire life!

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KimKardashian: Watch my closet raiders tonight on Hollyscoop on KTLA (CW Network) at midnight!! U can c in my closet!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/kbu7e - How dope are @LaLaVazquez 's balenciaga shoes!!!

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KimKardashian: Who is watching Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami right now? It's on E! And its the season finale!!!

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KimKardashian: Ate 2 much! @BrittGastineau Cafe du monde w @kimkardashian @lalavazquez before the game!!!!! http://pic.gd/5218

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez ok we will drop u off at the casino!!! But u better split ur winnings w me! Ur in my town! LOL just kidding

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian u know it!

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KimKardashian: RT @RyanSeacrest Season finale of Kourt & Khloe Take Miami is tonight! E! 10/9c. thx for watching the season guys..drama!

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KimKardashian: Game time baby!!!

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KimKardashian: @serenajwilliams I'm still on it! LOL

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KimKardashian: @serenajwilliams this is the most comfy thing ever!!!!

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KimKardashian: did something happen to Maya Angelou? My thoughts & prayers are with her & her family

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/k84ef - At our 3 hr layover & I found a cot in the airport 2 sleep in!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: Taking off! Goodnight Twitterville! Tweet dreams!

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KimKardashian: RT @Reggie_Bush People of character do the rt thing, not bc they think it will change the world but bc they refuse 2 b changed by the world

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/kgcrz - How amazing that Scott is compared to Christian Bale. They look just alike! He's 1 of my fav actors!

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KimKardashian: U can save $10 on my fitness DVD's in October at www.FitInYourJeansByFriday.com Get ready 4 ur sexy Halloween costume!

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck when are u coming to LA? Miss u doll! Miss the laughing!!!

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KimKardashian: Everyone wish @KhloeKardashian luck today! She's hosting The View! It airs Friday

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KimKardashian: @Adrienne_Bailon he's amazing! U will love it!

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone! OK so yest I asked what u all were going 2 be for Halloween....I AM GOING TO BE PRINCESS JASMINE from Aladdin!

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KimKardashian: Had such a fun dinner with the fam at mom's house! http://bit.ly/yWxTS We'll run out of chairs at the dinner table soon! haha

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KimKardashian: I just ordered a great Princess Jasmine Costume online but I may need 1 more costume 4 a diff party, what should I be?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/kmcfa - Guess who caught Khloe's bouquet? It's in this week's OK Magazine ;-)

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KimKardashian: I hope @KourtneyKardash feels better! It would be the worst to be 7 months pregnant w a cold. Any all natural rememdies 4 Kourt?

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KimKardashian: I'm w @KhloeKardashian hanging out, we just had breakfast! @KourtneyKardash was here but she's not feeling good today!

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KimKardashian: My Cosmopolitan Magazine cover is on stands now!! http://bit.ly/23DNop I am so honored! It's a dream come true!!!

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KimKardashian: @lisagastineau I love u Lis! I hope u are doing ok!

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KimKardashian: Morning twit fam!

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KimKardashian: The limo we r in right now has laser beams & a jacuzzi! We are transfering into a horse & carriage! Never had rides like this!!! Pimp my ...

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KimKardashian: On our way to @FamousCupcakes event! Let's go! Yummy

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KimKardashian: @lisagastineau u are so welcome! Just want u to get well soon!

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KimKardashian: We are getting ready 4 @FamousCupcakes store opening tonight & all of the power went out in our hotel room!

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KimKardashian: SEXY! I love it! RT @FHMSouthAfrica http://twitpic.com/jgy7l - FHM November 2009 cover featuring Kim Kardashian available 30 September!

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KimKardashian: So excited to host launch of fab @fusion_beauty lip gloss InFATuation at Sephora Hollywood, Oct 15th

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/kmuas - How cool are these new Stuart Weitzman thigh high suede boots w zippers! So comfortable!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ko82l - Getting pulled over while riding in the horse & carriage while on our way 2 @FamousCupcakes event!!!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez When are u & Melo going out of town? Kiyan is all mine!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton riding in a horse drawn carriage down the street? NO But I think me bribing him with cupcakes is! LOL We got off !!!

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KimKardashian: RT @MIKESNEDEGAR KIM KARDASHIANS Birthday Celebration at TAO - Friday October 16th. Click here - animated evite! http://bit.ly/2FfTLi

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KimKardashian: I can finally reveal my perfume bottle!! http://bit.ly/ay0vP u guys helped me pick the light pink! What do you think!?!?

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KimKardashian: What's everyone up to today? Its sunny & pretty in LA!

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KimKardashian: ShoeDazzle has its own twitter account now! U can preview the shoes early on @ShoeDazzle

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/kq1s2 - Come to my birthday party Oct 16th at Tao in Las Vegas!!!

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KimKardashian: BIG thank u 2 all my fans ? Fit In Your Jeans By Friday is still #1 on Amazon.com. I?m so happy u all are getting the results you want 2 see

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KimKardashian: @melissaxmaee thanks for supporting!

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KimKardashian: @LNAclothing I'm addicted to my LNA Leggings! I wear them every day!

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KimKardashian: @nettajetta87 thanks doll for getting my Cosmo!

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KimKardashian: @Nicole_Murphy I know! That yummy moon water! LOL

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KimKardashian: I've been watching the news about the rocket crashing into the moon! Did they find water or ice?

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KimKardashian: I'm so glad u all are into my perfume bottle just wait for the scent! I will be giving away some samples soon!

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck are u still in Ottawa?

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian is on The View East Coast feed!!! Khloe u look beautiful!

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KimKardashian: So Yum! RT @KhloeKardashian Fun family dinner last night w @KeepingUpWKris @KourtneyKardash @KimKardashian @Reggie_Bush !

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian hahaha u guys! Khloe hacked into my twitter & wrote that "follow Khlow" tweet! She is crazy!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Everyone follow my sister @khloekardashian... She is crazy!!! Spread the word :) ReTweet

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KimKardashian: Bid on my limited edition PUMA boots from my FIYJBF workout DVDs http://bit.ly/2k5Zvc and raise money for 826LA!! U will love these boots!

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KimKardashian: Had the best workout w @KhloeKardashian ! We are going to the GNC store in the Beverly Center today 4 Quick Trim from 12pm to 2pm! Come by!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/lkm42 - When are you going 2 do "Get the Face" I want 2 learn how 2 do this GLAM Make up!!! @MakeUpByMario

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/lklru - My fav look from the Hollywood Life awards! Love the Altazurra dress w Brian Atwood heels

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KimKardashian: This is most definitely one of my favorite shoots to date!! http://bit.ly/1cEEP9 Tony Duran is ammaaazing!!!

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KimKardashian: I?ll be signing glosses tomorrow@ launch 4 @fusion_beauty?s InFATuation. $1 from each goes to Charity! Meet me at Sephora Hollywood@ 6PM!   

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KimKardashian: What's your favorite workout? Today I did lots of running! So hard but when it's done, it was sooo worth it!

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KimKardashian: I started Quick Trim again too. I take the Extreme Burn 2 get crazy energy to work out! No jitters, but I needed it! So hard 2 get up at 6am

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KimKardashian: Feels good to be back on track! Last week was cheat week! Ate all the yummy stuff, cupcakes & all! But this week I started working out HARD!

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KimKardashian: @shainad wow that means a lot! Thanks for coming! See u tomorrow!

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KimKardashian: I woke up at 6am sooo tired but I had the hardest workout ever! I swear it feels so good when u are done. Anyone workout this morning?

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KimKardashian: Reggie & Anna at St. Judes Children's Cancer Research commercial RT @reggie_bush Me and Anna #2 http://twitpic.com/levrz

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KimKardashian: Reggie made a very special friend today! I can't wait 2 meet u Anna! RT @reggie_bush Me and Anna http://twitpic.com/levp0

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KimKardashian: Here's where I stand on equal rights!!!!! http://bit.ly/FvWjD

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KimKardashian: Ok so Kourtney keeps asking us to help her w baby names, any boy suggestions???

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/les0l - How cute!!!!

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KimKardashian: This Thursday from 12-2pm Khloe & I will be at GNC in the Beverly Center in Los Angeles getting some Quick Trim !!!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban haha no I went to workout while all u little piggies were stuffing your faces!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau Vegas wore us out..wish u came to New Orleans with me :(

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KimKardashian: I am tweeting #BeatCancer in honor of my late father Robert Kardashian who passed away from Cancer, & my grandma MJ who is a 2 time survivor

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KimKardashian: Every time u tweet #BeatCancer EBay & Miller/Coors will donate $.01 cent to cancer research. PLEASE ReTweet #BeatCancer

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KimKardashian: Heading back to LA already! Its super early! Had about 2.5 hrs of sleep!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/lulo6 - Love my girls!!! @Ciara @LaLaVazquez

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KimKardashian: Omg guys I love my new tmobile motorola CLIQ phone. Just got it 4 my bday!

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KimKardashian: Where my girls at??? @KourtneyKardash @BrittGastineau @LaLaVazquez @Ciara can't wait to see u!!!

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KimKardashian: Wow we r staying at the Venectian in a 4 bedroom 8,000sq ft suite! Gym, movie theater room and all! Wow! Thank u @TaoLasVegas

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KimKardashian: SPONSORED:The Stepfather is out today..talk about a psycho stepdad! I lucked out with Bruce!haha Help save Penn Badgley! http://bit.ly/b3qif

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KimKardashian: @carlosncharge come meet us!

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KimKardashian: My birthday party is at @taolasvegas we are on our way now! Come party w me!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez I'm gonna gamble tonight too! Wheel of Fortune baby!!!

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KimKardashian: Were on our way...Vegas baby!!! Let the Birthday celebration begin! My bday is not til the 21st!

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KimKardashian: @Neen_Marie THANKS doll

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash well just stopped by to say hi but STILL!

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash UMM did u forget about me??? I was there too!

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KimKardashian: I?ll be signing glosses tonight@ launch 4 @fusion_beauty?s InFATuation. $1 from each goes to Charity! Meet me at Sephora Hollywood@ 6PM!

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KimKardashian: On my way back to LA, what a great weekend! Celebrated my bday in Vegas, New Orleans now LA here I come!

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KimKardashian: We had a blast! RT @lalavazquez Retweet pls! New pics from @kimkardashian 's bday! http://bit.ly/Y5wh4

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau beignets & iced coffee are calling your name!!! I'm so mad u didn't come w me!

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KimKardashian: I'm trying my hardest 2 not eat beignets while I'm here! Its my New Orleans temptation! They are so messy anyway! Trying 2 come up w excuses

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KimKardashian: What an amazing win 4 the Saints! Reggie scored a touchdown!!! 5-0 BABY!!!!

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KimKardashian: @RyanSeacrest Thank u Ryan! Thanks 4 making me feel older! LOL 29 is the new 19!

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KimKardashian: I'm guest judging on America's Next Top Model tonight!! Make sure you watch on The CW at 8 pm Pacific!!

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KimKardashian: @Adrienne_Bailon ahh thank you! Your next!!!

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KimKardashian: Thank you so much for all of your birthday wishes! My bday keeps getting better and better!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez Yes we will live it up!!!! I'm excited to see everybody!

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KimKardashian: Why am I not excited about my birthday tomorrow....

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KimKardashian: I love this! It's very true! RT @ABJColeman If you worry, you didn't pray... If you prayed, don't worry!!!

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KimKardashian: @JJCorsini hahaha! Wonder who that is???? LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ma833 - Kisses

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KimKardashian: We just launched our Halloween contest on @celebuzz! http://bit.ly/1Pww6D Make sure you all enter now!!! Costume up!!

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KimKardashian: Just let Khloe & Lamar be happy newleyweds! Love u @KhloeKardashian & @RealLamarOdom

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KimKardashian: Its just annoying when websites & people claim to know what's goin on when THEY DON'T & people actually believe it! Does anybody fact check

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KimKardashian: I'm so sick of all the Lamar & Khloe prenup rumors! Everything is so inaccurate & untrue! Where do they come up w this stuff!

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KimKardashian: Just saw Star Jones driving! Drop top Mercedes pretty fab!

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KimKardashian: I'm having the best day so far!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I can't wait to see all of your new jewelry!

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KimKardashian: I'm exhausted packing for Miami then passing out!

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KimKardashian: @Nicole_Murphy Thanks! It was a lot of fun being on Brothers! Think u could talk 2 @MichaelStrahan 2 hook up a reoccuring role? LOL

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KimKardashian: Did u guys watch Brothers on Fox?

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau we are on a roll! 2 days in a row!

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KimKardashian: @Nicole_Murphy Brothers really is the best show! @MichaelStrahan kills it!!! Everyone needs to tune in! Fox at 8pm tonight

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KimKardashian: @kourtneykardash is a little thief!!! http://bit.ly/4xUIN9 Keep your closets locked, everyone!!! hahahaha

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KimKardashian: Make sure you watch me on Brothers tonight with @MICHAELSTRAHAN!!! 8 pm PST on FOX!! Here's a few pics from the set http://bit.ly/2jgEPX

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau Anything for u dollbaby! Fun day!

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KimKardashian: @LaCoacha me too funny lady!!!

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KimKardashian: Anyone want to get in the boxing ring with @khloekardashian, Rob, Bruce, Scott or me!? http://bit.ly/1aCi6F hahaha I've been practicing!

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck I mean it was MADE for me!!!! LOL Thank you so much!

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KimKardashian: @reggie_bush wish u were too...

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KimKardashian: @ciara Sooo much fun! Best bday ever! Girls time was very needed! I feel young again! LOL

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KimKardashian: Thank you so much @WendyShow for the beautiful bday flowers! Love ya

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KimKardashian: Thank you so much everyone who sent me amazing flowers today! I am taking pics because u guys wouldn't believe how unique & pretty they are!

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KimKardashian: Heading to Dash Miami to suprise the Dash Dolls & find a cute dress 4 tonight!

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KimKardashian: Miami has got to be one of my all time favorite cities! I need 2 move here! Kim Takes on Miami Season 2? LOL Kourt & Khlo would kill me!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday to my baby Bailon! @Adrienne_Bailon I love you!!!

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KimKardashian: It's 4:30am and im up and off to the airport! @JonathanCheban @MakeUpByMario lets go!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/n1n4t - Just got Deepak's new book! "Reinventing The Body, Resurrecting The Soul" You have 2 go get it!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/n1kmn - At the Chopra Center with @Deepak_Chopra

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/n0i8j - In Miami at Liv Nightclub where JLO debuted her HOT new single "Fresh Out The Oven"! Can't wait to get the album!

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KimKardashian: 5am & I'm ready to start my day! Well I'm filming Keeping Up W The Kardashian's all day!

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KimKardashian: I have 2 show this 2 u guys in case u missed it! @Reggie_Bush 's touchdown! Makes me so proud!! http://bit.ly/1bt3ZN

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KimKardashian: Hey @RyanSeacrest Kris Allen was at the game today & Adam Lambert was on my flight home! Luv American Idol! Can't wait 4 next season!

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KimKardashian: WOW what an amazing game! GO SAINTS! 6-0 baby!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/myflp - Me & @JonathanCheban showing Jennifer Lopez how 2 use twitter! Who thinks she should join?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/myetm - At the Saints-Dolphins game w the stunning Jennifer Lopez!!!

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KimKardashian: Pulling up to the Saints & Dolphins game!

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KimKardashian: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Ciara I hope u have the best bday! I love you!!!

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KimKardashian: hahahha i have never laughed so hard! @JonathanCheban !!! Waiting for tonight, ooooohh oh oh! LOL

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KimKardashian: pulling up to the Laker's game w the whole family!

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian Have u guys seen the preview for my wedding special? airs on Nov. 8 n I can't wait!!! http://tinyurl.com/yk78hvg

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KimKardashian: Thanks guys for all of your suggestions!!!!

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KimKardashian: I love CSI, but ohhh I'm so excited to Tivo "The First 48", "Snap" & "Crime360"

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KimKardashian: Do u guys know of any other Forensic murder crime scene shows? I love them

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KimKardashian: @cash_warren I swear it makes me throw up! LOL

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KimKardashian: @adrienne_bailon u guys looked like u had the time of your lives!

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KimKardashian: LOL the Sleeve! RT @SimonHuck http://twitpic.com/n5xvz - @kimkardashian I found that epic sleeve!! Oh.. @jonathancheban you look good too.

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KimKardashian: What is your all time fav tv show? U know I love Court TV! Forensic Files has to be my favorite show!

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KimKardashian: Do u guys ever watch The Ellen Show? I LOVE HER! She's so funny, today @Deepak_Chopra will be on!

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KimKardashian: @ilovekim_noel_K Good night doll! xoxoxooxo

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KimKardashian: I just cleaned out my closet and took out tons of fab stuff I will be posting on Ebay soon!

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO u are very welcome! Sleep tight! Tweet dreams Bianca!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/n3sis - Getting our mouthguards. Mine is hot pink! What have we gotten ourselves into? LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/n3ks7 - Boxing with @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: @Kardashian411 Thanks for all the Kardash info! I love Checking out your pics! Thanks for supporting!

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KimKardashian: @ilovekim_noel_K @xo_bianca_xo I am OBSESSED with u both! I love u!!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm back from San Diego now and I'm headed to workout, evening workouts are tough!

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KimKardashian: Just wanted to set the record straight so no one gets disappointed! Love u guys! xo

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KimKardashian: I'm not hosting any Thanksgiving parties in NJ or Philly. Apparently someone is going around w fake contracts promoting that I will be there

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush haha I'm gonna tell him u said that! He doesn't look a day over 59! LOL

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KimKardashian: I'm at training now for the Kardashian Charity Knock-Out event on Nov 3. Go get your tickets http://bit.ly/2T715W Who's coming to watch!?

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KimKardashian: What should I get Bruce for his birthday? I need to get something today before our bday dinner! Please help guys!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday to my stepdad Bruce! Wow 60 years old!!!! I love u so much!!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/nhl39 - Kisses Goodnight, Tweet Dreams & don't forget to retweet #GetJLOToTweet #GetJLOToTweet #GetJLOToTweet

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/nhath - I like this view even better @Reggie_Bush Fly baby fly!!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/nga2s - What should Reggie & I be for Halloween this year? Check us out last year!

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KimKardashian: Ok guys, I am on a mission! We need Jennifer Lopez to start tweeting! Lets make #GetJLOToTweet a trending topic! RETWEET THIS PEOPLE!!!!

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KimKardashian: LET'S GET JENNIFER LOPEZ 2 TWITTER! #GetJLOToTweet RT @JonathanCheban Had lunch with JLO she still won't twitter, KIM K. HELP! LOL

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KimKardashian: Check out @tyrabanks's Halloween costume!! http://bit.ly/4zc0bI Love u Tyra!

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KimKardashian: We always have the best time at Halloween!! http://bit.ly/4xCmUD What are you all dressing up as?

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KimKardashian: I love cupcakes, cookies, & ice cream, but these foods are the reason I work out extra hard!!!

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KimKardashian: If this Dr. Siegal is lying about me being on this diet, what else are they lying about? Not cool!

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KimKardashian: I workout hard, eat well & take all natural Quick Trim, not eat cookies as a diet! Cookies are an indulgance not a diet!

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KimKardashian: Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet is falsely promoting that I'm on this diet. NOT TRUE! I would never do this unhealthy diet! I do QuickTrim!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton Hahaha sign me up for that too! LOL

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KimKardashian: Up and off to boxing training!

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO I love it!!! Thank you for making that!

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KimKardashian: What a great win for the Saints tonight!!!! 7-0 baby!!!!

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KimKardashian: To continue my Disney Princess theme... me as Snow White for Halloween! http://bit.ly/X0EXw

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I know!!! Can't believe we didn't spend Halloween together :( Miss u! COME HOME!!!

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KimKardashian: Here I am as Princess Jasmine for Halloween http://bit.ly/3tU9FP

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KimKardashian: @PerezHiltonThat bra! I need more like it! LOL but.. Nothing compares to your Lady Gaga!!!

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KimKardashian: I already hit the gym today! Gunnar Peterson killed me today! Feels good. Time to step it up again...

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ny1zv - Check out my 75 yr old grandma MJ (MaryJo) as Michael Jackson 4 Halloween! So cute!

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KimKardashian: Don't forget to watch Styl'D on MTV tonight at 10pm! My episode is on!

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KimKardashian: I'm LOVING all of ur Halloween costumes. The Reggie & Kim costumes are hysterical! We saw a Reg & Kim last night! I almost died! LOL

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KimKardashian: Follow @jasonbinn and his Ocean Drive mag to see a sexy photos of Kourt & Khloe in the Oct. issue

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KimKardashian: @pcdmelodyt What are u? My princess Jasmine from last night is legendary! I'm gonna twitpic tomorrow

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KimKardashian: Reggie said we should have been a bride & groom 4 Halloween...those pics would have started some funny rumors! LOL

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KimKardashian: OMG @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom u guys should have been a bride & groom for Halloween!

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KimKardashian: We got so many different costumes! We can't decide!!!

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KimKardashian: What is everyone dressing up as? Last night's costumes r amazing! Reggie & I are having trouble figuring ours out 4 tonight! We will twitpic

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/npjka - 20 years ago on Halloween w @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: I have 3 different costumes this year! I cant wait to show u guys!

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KimKardashian: I hope everyone has a really safe Halloween. Will u guys twitpic your Halloween Costumes? I'd love to post them up on my blog!

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KimKardashian: sleep text... can't

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KimKardashian: More boxing drama unfolds... http://bit.ly/4i12eV

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KimKardashian: I have a black eye!!!!! http://bit.ly/9k6oi

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KimKardashian: The boxing match was crazy! I'm a little banged up today but all worth it for charity!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/o7mfd - About to start boxing! In my physical! I'm sooo scared!!!!

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KimKardashian: U can still buy tickets at the door for $25! so come to Commerce Casino! wooowhooo

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KimKardashian: I am sooo nervous 2 box in the charity boxing tournament tonight!!! Who's coming?

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KimKardashian: @thelifefiles Who doesn't love Teen Wolf! LOL I love your site! It's dope! Everyone follow @thelifefiles

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KimKardashian: Congrats to the winners of our Costuming Up with the Kardashians contest! http://bit.ly/yTZR3 We had so much fun looking at your costumes!

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush Babe I LOVE Teen Wolf!

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KimKardashian: You may recognize someone on Secret Celebrity *wink wink*

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KimKardashian: "Secret Celebrity" airs on E! @ 5 PM PST / 8 PM EST today

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KimKardashian: Busy morning so far...Barry's Bootcamp, breakfast not Dentist & its only 9:30am!

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KimKardashian: How was filming CSI today @LaLaVazquez ? i can't wait to start tomorrow!!!! I love CSI NY

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KimKardashian: Can't wait for Sunday!! http://bit.ly/3b3MDz @khloekardashian's wedding special!!

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KimKardashian: Mom I love u very much! I hope u have the best day ever! HAPPY BIRTHDAY @KeepinUpWKris

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KimKardashian: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @SimonHuck I love you!!!!

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KimKardashian: RT @ JonathanCheban HAPPY BIRTHDAY @reallamarodom !! Shoutout to @Khloekardashian the baddest wife in the game!

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KimKardashian: Another very Happy Birthday to Lamar! @RealLamarOdom Have the best bday ever!!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday to my best friend @BrittGastineau I LOVE U SO MUCH! See u tonight! xoxo

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KimKardashian: Up and on my way to the set of CSI Wish me luck! Have the best day guys! xo

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KimKardashian: I am now going over my CSI script then going to get a massage then pass out! My body aches still from boxing!

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KimKardashian: Tonight we had an all girls dinner to celebrate my mom's bday! Was great to catch up w the girls!

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KimKardashian: "Secret Celebrity" is on on the E! channel right now! This is hysterical! I can't believe I pulled it off!

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KimKardashian: Everyone please watch Khloe & Lamar on Chelsea Lately tonight on the E! Channel

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KimKardashian: Morning twitterville! Today was the 1st day in months I slept in, no alarm! Feels so good!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/opzm9 - Seriously Rob has the biggest butt! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/opzgp - Guess who has the biggest butt in the fam?

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KimKardashian: I am soooo tired! I have so much to do today! I can't wait til the day is over. I can feel a cold coming on. Can u OD on emergency packets?

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KimKardashian: One more day til the WEDDING SPECIAL! I can't wait! Tune in to E! tomorrow night at 8pm! U guys are gonna really love this!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/old5m - Being silly w @LisaGastineau & @BrittGastineau for Britt's bday!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ol9d4 - Look at this building downtown! Khloe had a special suprise 4 Lamar!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ol7jw - At @RealLamarOdom 's suprise party w @MsLaurenLondon ! SUPRISE!!!

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KimKardashian: YES! @RyanSeacrest Laker fans will love seeing a different side of Lamar!

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KimKardashian: Who's gonna watch Khloe's wedding special??? U also get a sneak peak of our new season too!

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KimKardashian: OK now turning it on E! to watch Keeping Up W Kardashian's Wedding Special! 5pm on Direct TV or 8pm regular!

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KimKardashian: WOW What an amazing win by the Saints! 8-0! Congrats New Orleans!

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KimKardashian: @JLo Can't wait to see the AMA's...I know LOLA is gonna kill it! Glad u are on twitter now

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KimKardashian: Jennifer Lopez finally joined twitter! Please everyone follow my girl @JLO !!!!!

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KimKardashian: RT @JLO @KimKardashian U got me curious. Rehearsing 4 AMAs, in the studio and shooting a movie! I?ll do my best with this twitter thing

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KimKardashian: I am so excited 4 Keeping Up W The Kardashian's wedding special tonight on E! at 8pm U guys will see how Khloe & Lamar fell in love! SO CUTE

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KimKardashian: @ladychacha19 I cried again too..sitting here w @BrittGastineau she is crying too!

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KimKardashian: @SugoiChan I'm so glad u like it! So sweet huh!

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KimKardashian: @shannonluedtke I agree Khloe should have told Bruce! Poor Bruce

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KimKardashian: What do u guys think so far? How cute are Khloe and Lamar???

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush U always have to be right dont u chump! LOL But so do I, sooo it still makes Thousand Island!

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush YES it is! Just add a little relish! Thousand Island dressing babe!

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KimKardashian: Some woman just came up to me & said congrats 4 being pregnant! I know she thought I was Kourt but rude! Do I look 8 months preggo?

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush How many times do I have to tell u its Thousand Island! LOL

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KimKardashian: How come Dr's never get sick when they see sick people every day!

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KimKardashian: I'm not feeling so good today. I have a cold & Kourtney made me go 2 the Dr. 2 check 4 Swine Flu! I'm fine Dr. says, NO SWINE

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KimKardashian: Win a makeover with me and my Glam Squad!! http://bit.ly/2V1yk6

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KimKardashian: Still here in Glendale at my commercial shoot! Can't wait to tell u guys all about it! I'm soooo full! *hint hint*

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian U have more cavities than anyone I know!

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KimKardashian: Check out the new Saturday Night Magazine! http://tinyurl.com/yhtx5qu

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KimKardashian: @BrodyJenner I'm jealous u went to London! Wish I went!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton OMG I'm kinda scared...LOL!!! I gotta go get it ASAP!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton is your new book juicy?

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KimKardashian: I'm in Glendale today working all day! This is my fav city! The best Armenian restraunts!

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KimKardashian: I'm so glad u are back on twitter Robbie @RobKardashian

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KimKardashian: @Esnohredd actually it's a mole! LOL It's been there my whole life!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/puhba - Just wrapped CSI NY! Long day w Vanessa Minnillo! Tune in Dec 15th!

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KimKardashian: My brother Rob missed us all so much! He's back on twitter! Follow him @RobKardashian

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KimKardashian: Do you guys like the Twilight series? Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?? I'm Team... http://bit.ly/3XmMzr

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KimKardashian: Wow, @ShoeDazzle has gift cards now! They would make great Xmas gifts!! http://bit.ly/VPrnW Plus I'll be giving some away on my site soon!

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KimKardashian: @LaCoacha OK OK U do know about Carousel! It's the best Armenian food ever!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton WHAT??? Little Armenia here we come! LOL

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KimKardashian: When am I taking u for some real Armenian food @PerezHilton @LaCoacha ???

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KimKardashian: So funny! Love @LaCoacha RT @PerezHilton Little Armenia: In Search Of Kim Kardashian http://bit.ly/43DukL LOL!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton Seriously I'm dying laughing!!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/pr4t4 - In my trailor in hair & make up for CSI

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck no way! I really am glad she joined! I wish I heard it!

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KimKardashian: Speaking of tattoo's, Tattoo from Power 106 has a dope one on his stomach! U guys have 2 ask him about it! Does he twitter? Twitpic it!

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian not a fan of collar bone tats at all! I'm just not a fan of tat's in general. Would u put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian Relax!!! U just dont need a million tattoo's! U dont need 2 laser any just stop getting them! Like not cute!

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KimKardashian: @stellaririfan that is amazing!!!!! Thanks for making this!

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian ENOUGH TATOO'S!!! U will regret it later! Let's remove some please

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KimKardashian: How do u know @RobKardashian about the tatoo's on @RealLamarOdom 's body? Freaky!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q13ya - Love the escort 2 the stage during our photo shoot today for E!

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KimKardashian: @RyanSeacrest smurfs, elf's and only 2 Kardashian's! LOL

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KimKardashian: FINALLY someone! LOL RT @RyanSeacrest At E! Promo shoot with kardashians I am so much taller then kim

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush HaHaHa! OMG Just like @Jamthedirtybird JUST KIDDING

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KimKardashian: @Reggie_Bush Wait and see what I put in your stocking this year ;-)

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q0gzo - Put something HOT in your stocking! LOL

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KimKardashian: I just found out eBay is opening up a Holiday store in NYC! Gonna do XMas shopping there! Going 2 NYC tonight! I will check it out tomorrow!

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KimKardashian: @MikeSnedegar hahaha children in the morning at Starbucks is torture! What if I'm baby sitting Kourt's baby & we need one!

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KimKardashian: @shernard09 u do have 2 be careful on eBay but check out the seller's history! That says it all! I've been buying & selling 4 almost 10 yrs!

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KimKardashian: @gshim I would say go for the smaller size bc ShoeDazzle shoes run a bit big! and u can always return!

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KimKardashian: Do u guys ever shop on EBay? I just got an Elizabeth & James brand new w tags blazer for $169 its in stores now for $450! What a good deal!

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KimKardashian: Up early for another long work day. Shooting a commercial w Kourt, Khloe & my mom for E!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q241e - Just got my bday gift from @BrittGastineau by TresGlam

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q1vxj - Here's the tattoo! -t was done like 2 years ago! I saw it all go down! Pretty cool!

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KimKardashian: Tattoo from Power 106 lost a bet & got a big tat of me on his stomach! It's pretty weird 2 see a tattoo of yourself!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q9kjd - In a meeting, choosing some new Quick Trim photos!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q9bne - Sleeping on the plane on my way to Miami! Soooo cozy!

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KimKardashian: Join me tonight @ 6pm, opening of A?GACI @ SAWGRASS MILLS in Florida.

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KimKardashian: Bye bye New York! Wish I stayed longer but Miami here we come!

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KimKardashian: @cash_warren we are old! Let's face it! LOL

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KimKardashian: On the phone with @RobKardashian I am giving him girl advice...

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KimKardashian: How come I could never sleep when I come to New York? I know I am on West Coast time but I think it's this city! It never sleeps!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q76fb - New York fun with @KeepinUpWKris @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck

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KimKardashian: On the phone with @RobKardashian I am giving him girl advice....

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KimKardashian: wait Oprah is stopping the Oprah Winfrey show in 2011! What am I ever going 2 do with my life!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q5yjw - Christmas shopping on eBay!

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KimKardashian: RT @ENewsNow: Behind-the-scenes of Kim Kardashian's New Carl's Jr. Ad http://www.eonline.com/videos/v47242_kim-k-gets-sexy-with-a-salad.html

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KimKardashian: @kardashianlove2 doll don't cry your eyes out!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: Go get a copy. Let's make it #1! Deepak Chopra's The Ultimate Happiness Prescription Amazon http://bit.ly/1SntVf B&N http://bit.ly/1ao3eI

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KimKardashian: OK Big Boy @radiobigboy said Tattoo DID NOT lose a bet to get the tattoo of me, he just wanted to get that tattoo! WOW even cooler!

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KimKardashian: Just got to New York! I love this city! There's no other place like it!

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KimKardashian: Follow @jasonbinn just got a sneak peak of my photo shoot for Ocean Drive magazine..so hot..stay tuned

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/q3m9e - Look what I found at the airport! See how precious Kourt's baby shower was in the new Life & Style Mag

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KimKardashian: I LOVE LIP FUSION LIP GLOSS! ALL THE SHADES ESPECIALLY BIG & BARE @catflux Kim which is your gloss? Color & brand

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KimKardashian: Can u guys believe this is my mom's 1st time to Miami!!! Dash Miami here we come! Where else should I take her?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/qcujb - Pretty Miami view!

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KimKardashian: Can't sleep, I have to be up pretty early...shopping on eBay

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KimKardashian: @pride661 HATERS!!! LOL U have to laugh! I thought the same thing!

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KimKardashian: Now I'm in my room downloading itunes songs! Love Toni Braxton's 'So Yesterday'

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KimKardashian: LOVE MIAMI!!! Staying at my fav hotel the Fountainebleau & just ate at Prime 112 with my mom, Monica, Jonathan & Simon! HEAVEN!!!!

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KimKardashian: Khloe can't!! RT @OMGFacts Only about one third of the World's population can snap their fingers. Can you?

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KimKardashian: I'm really want to go to the movies, I havent been in forever! @BrittGastineau miss u & The Grove

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KimKardashian: Seriously my mom & I felt like the president! So odd but cool!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/qarjf - OMG I have a police escort in Miami! 6 cop cars on all sides! Thank u Sunrise cops!

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/qkc7m - Is one scoop not enough @kimkardashian! What flavor do u think that is? Since no 1 @ BR knowsi

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban: http://twitpic.com/qkc7m - Is one scoop not enough @kimkardashian! What flavor do u think that is?? Since no one at ...

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KimKardashian: I'm at the airport now leaving Miami, u guys have to keep me posted on good AMA updates!

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KimKardashian: I love a good who wore it better! I do it all the time! Means u have good taste! LOL

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KimKardashian: Anyone else notice that during her AMA performance Shakira wore the same exact dress Jennifer Lopez wore a few weeks ago in Miami?

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KimKardashian: Good luck tonight @JLO u are gonna kill it at The American Awards!

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KimKardashian: @michelleclaudia My fragrance will be out in February....just in time for Valentine's Day!

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KimKardashian: @turkey27 Scott Barnes Body Bling I am drenched in! haha LOVE that stuff

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KimKardashian: @MsQ2907 it wasn't like that in person, just the flash made it look that way

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KimKardashian: @cohekel11 no but try to make it healthy!

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KimKardashian: @Chescuhh season 4 of Keeping Up W Kardashian's starts Dec 13th! Get ready!!!!

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KimKardashian: @Christopher_Mos you can get it on QTDIET.COM or GNC.COM

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KimKardashian: @yesmiam99 goal was to tone up and lose a few, now its just maintaining.

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KimKardashian: @Jess_Patterson THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian call me NOW

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KimKardashian: After a long day of work,yummy dinner,quality time w friends& celebrating Loren's bday, feels so good 2 be in bed at the hotel..TWEET DREAMS

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KimKardashian: Eva we really need some Beso churros to top off this birthday celebration! Beso churros are the best dessert of all time!

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KimKardashian: Love u girls! RT @Lorenridinger Celebrating with my girls @kimkardashian and @evalongoria I love u both http://pic.gd/e8e314

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KimKardashian: Happy BDay Loren! RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/qh1de - Party on the boat for @lorenridinger with @kimkardashian and @simonhuck

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/qg45m - On way to Mr.chows miami with @kimkardashian and @simonhuck

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KimKardashian: This Thanksgiving I am thankful for... http://bit.ly/8AvT9G What are you guys thankful for?? Happy almost Thanksgiving!! LOL

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KimKardashian: The folks at WHV asked me2 tell u guys Four Christmases is out today. Our family's Xmas is always crazy but I wouldn't miss it4the world!

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KimKardashian: Love that ShoeDazzle are doing giftcards now!! Perfect Xmas gifts!!! http://www.shoedazzle.com/gifting

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck HAHAHAHA Can u believe this!!!

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KimKardashian: And why does he stare at me like he did nothing wrong! LOL I am not in a good mood right now

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KimKardashian: Rocky just peed on my new Birkin bag!!! I want to kill him! U have noooo idea how I feel right now! I know he's a puppy but SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Vote for Kelly Osbourne on Dancing W the Stars!!!!! @MissKellyO 18008683416 !!! CALL NOW!

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KimKardashian: Flipping channels between Monday Night Football & Dancing With the Stars

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/qp9r2 - New Orlean's also has drive thru daiquiri shops! Don't drink & drive!

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KimKardashian: I'm in New Orleans & I can't believe they have a drive through Starbucks! Why don't they have this in LA?

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KimKardashian: How is everyone spending their Thanksgiving tomorrow? I am cooking! Any good recipes?

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian U also can't worry about what other people think...just live & be happy! Anyone that really knows u, knows the truth!

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KimKardashian: Get used 2 it! LOL RT @RobKardashian -@KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian I dunno how you deal with lies from the tabloids!? Lies, lies, lies...

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KimKardashian: I am on my way to the gym...no excuse for getting lazy during the holidays.

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday to my dear friend who runs the entire city of Las Vegas! My Vegas trips would be NOTHING without u!!! Follow @MikeSnedegar

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash I have seen Twilight, but I haven't seen New Moon. Dying 2 see it! Was it good?

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I miss u too...a few more weeks! Much needed time off!

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KimKardashian: Yes it does! RT @kenbakernow Um @kimkardashian u look amazing. So Quick Trim works!? http://bit.ly/8VBNcv

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/qsg8o - Rocky & I made up! Now we are riding to Khadijah's house!

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KimKardashian: How is Precious? I really want to see that!

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KimKardashian: Can anyone recommend some good movies out? Saw Ninja Assassin last night, it was very bloody but good!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/r6eda - Khadijah feeding a horse on Bourbon Street! She's soooo scared! LOL

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KimKardashian: Who else is shopping this Black Friday?

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KimKardashian: I am up on my way to go shopping on Black Friday! Khadijah picked me up at 6:45am! We are crazy!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/r1mr1 - Sweet potatoe soufflet and fried chicken! Turkey, dressing & cranberry sauce on the way!

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KimKardashian: This vid warms my heart! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!! http://bit.ly/6rPLUf

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KimKardashian: @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash @robkardashian BOOP! Happy Thanksgiving!

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KimKardashian: LOL Yes wear a bathing suit 2 dinner! We would eat so good if we really did that! RT @SimonHuck WEAR a bathing suit to dinner..motivate!!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck I will eat in moderation today! Don't over do it but definitely not depriving myself!

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KimKardashian: ummm we don't have that much food! Should I go back to the store? LOL RT @Reggie_Bush your all welcome at my place! Lol!

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KimKardashian: @HaylieK my kind of girl! Spin class on Thanksgiving! Ok u motivated me...gonna get on the treadmill while my food is in the oven! LOL

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KimKardashian: How is your cooking going @lalavazquez did u try that dish? What did Mel & the fam think???

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KimKardashian: Happy Thanksgiving twitterfam! Let the cooking begin! I'm starting with my seet potatoe souffle! yummy!

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KimKardashian: My eBay auctions end tonight! Check them out! http://tiny.cc/kim818

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I know I had the wrong name too! Happy Birthday Moni! I love u! @MonicaRoseStyle

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/r9mkb - At dinner w my baby

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KimKardashian: Well how good is the shopping here in N.O. for antiques! @JonathanCheban we found the best stuff! I guess electronics r best 4 Black Friday

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KimKardashian: Black Friday sucks in New York too??? @JonathanCheban Nothing on sale! I thought it was just here in New Orleans

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KimKardashian: What was the best thing u got today on Black Friday? me...nothing!

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KimKardashian: I'm reading some nasty comments about a few spelling errors! We have bigger problems in this world, try just to be upbeat and happy please!

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KimKardashian: ok everyone that comments on spelling mistakes, RELAX! i dont have spell check so calm down! It's not that serious! LOL

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KimKardashian: i dont know bout where u guys livebut out here Black Friday sucked! None of the good stuff was on sale!

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KimKardashian: The energy here in the SuperDome is magical! This is going to be an amazing game!

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KimKardashian: Kim and @khloekardashian Take Miami!! More Quick Trim commercial pics! http://bit.ly/6lUBHf

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KimKardashian: @ashleybertolini Happy Birthday doll! Hope this is your best year ever!

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KimKardashian: Stayed up all night decorating the tree listening to Christmas music! Best night ever!

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KimKardashian: Today is going to be a good day! I can feel it!

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KimKardashian: WOW Best compliment ever! RT @lorenridinger Jonathan & I with christian louboutin missing @kimkardashian Christian said ur arch is gorgeous

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KimKardashian: I feel like singing..."I'm throwin on my Louboutin's" @JLO

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KimKardashian: @angiemartinez Right!!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/rk0p2 - Sent this pic of me wearing Louboutins & Christian Louboutin himself called & said I have a great arch! DIE NOW

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KimKardashian: @lorenridinger @jonathancheban Does Christian Louboutin twitter? He should tweet pics of the new shoes before they come out! Tell Christian!

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KimKardashian: I WISH I WAS THERE 2! THX 4 CALLING ME W CHRISTIAN! RT @lorenridinger -@kimkardashian we miss u & wish u were here w us christian louboutin

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/rk0d4 - Christian Louboutin @lorenridinger @jonathancheban I am soooo sad I'm not with u guys!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban @lorenridinger I cant believe u guys just called me w CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN himself! So jealous I am not there!

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KimKardashian: Christmas is coming sooner than we know! It's my absolute favorite time of year!!!! I'm so excited right now!

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KimKardashian: We just got our tree! It's beautiful! Just leaving Walmart now, got amazing ornaments & lights there!

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KimKardashian: YES! I just got all XMAS candles from eBay & getting tree today RT @RobKardashian Dontchu all Love the smell of the air during Xmas time!?

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KimKardashian: I love this pic too! RT @KhloeKardashian http://twitpic.com/rerg0 - My Dad, Bruce and my God Father. I love this picture

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KimKardashian: I'm looking 4 a company to bling out my phone, camera, etc. Anyone know of someone good? Is NYC Peach still in business? They used 2 do mine

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KimKardashian: I think I had a dream about Dinosaur's last night. LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/rypd2 - Good morning kiss!

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KimKardashian: OMG!! Congrats!!!!! RT @ciara Awe, just found out i received a nomination for the Grammys with LOVE SEX MAGIC! whoo hoo!

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KimKardashian: Glamming up for Jay Leno w @RobScheppy now! We are going live from Bourbon Street! Watch Jay Leno tonight!

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KimKardashian: Ok guys, when I said Kendall was modeling for a new store...if you guessed FOREVER 21 U are right! She's at her shoot now! GOOD LUCK Kenny!

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KimKardashian: I think I discovered The Saints' good luck charm :) http://bit.ly/8llUSs

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KimKardashian: I'm auctioning off a Happy Birthday tweet to benefit @uNcleRUSH's Diamond Empowerment Fund http://bit.ly/5ZeTpu Bidding closes 2morrow!!

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KimKardashian: Kendall just got her braces off! She just got her 1st huge modeling gig! u will never guess who for! Most popluar clothing store 4 teens!

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KimKardashian: PREACH ON ! RT @robkardashian Be happy w what u have even if u have 2 make it work! No happiness comes in being miserable your whole life.

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KimKardashian: I hope all you girls are enjoying your December @shoedazzle shoes! They are so amazing this month!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez miss u! u feeling better?

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KimKardashian: Today is World AIDS Day #red Are u educated? Go get tested!

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KimKardashian: Educate Urselves! Go! RT @UncleRUSH: don't be deceived by the #1 killer -- powerful blog from @lalavazquez http://bit.ly/5IJbzq #RED

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KimKardashian: Thats right baby!!! RT @reggie_bush 11-0 baby! Who Dat!

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KimKardashian: Anna is a brave girl Reggie did a St. Jude's commercial with @Ty1287 aw shes adorable, who is she?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/s0hpu - Anna & I blowing kisses to Reggie at the game! It was her 1st game!

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KimKardashian: Yay RT @KimKardashian @reggie_bush I got u both your own XBOX as an early XMAS gift! u can thank me later! now we can all play together!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/sc60h - Scott is Patrick Bateman!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: Just bought the new @Reebok Easytones at @dicksportcmo Has anyone tried them yet? Curious 2 c if they tone ur butt! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/safzc - Kourtney is sooo ready! @KourtneyKardash

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash how funny we just missed each other at Body Factory this morning! We r twins!

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KimKardashian: I had the best workout today at Bootcamp then ate a healthy Body Factory smoothie! Started my day off sooo good!

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KimKardashian: Only home for a couple of days so gonna enjoy it while it lasts! I really love LA!

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KimKardashian: I'm finally home! Been gone for weeks now! So excited 2 be w my sisters all day!

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KimKardashian: Time for an intense workout....it's been a while I 'm not gonna lie!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @mslaurenlondon xoxo

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KimKardashian: I feel u RT @RobKardashian The most Beautiful thing about Love is knowing that you are Loved. You have to feel me on that one

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KimKardashian: or who u want 2 be RT @TheDailyLove What u Love & see in others is a part of you recognizing itself.

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KimKardashian: QuickTrim in Canada!!! RT @TomDowdGNC Quick Trim is now in Canada! YEA!!! http://www.quicktrim.ca/index.html

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I bought ornaments for our next 3 years of trees! LOL Gonna twitpic some!

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian @kimkardashian emails me pics of Christmas decorations all day long!!! She is so cute! She loves the holidays I guess

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KimKardashian: rise & shine

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KimKardashian: I am 29, am I too old to bling out my phone? I just got the new tmobile Blackberry Bold phone & I want to bling it out so badly

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KimKardashian: Brian Lichtenberg custom made our outfits for today's People Mag shoot, so u know its going to be crazy sexy & futuristic!

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KimKardashian: U guys are going 2 die when u see what our theme of our People Magazine shoot is! Here w @KourtneyKardash & @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/shhav - Trevor Project Charity Event w @KhloeKardashian & @MissKellyO

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KimKardashian: Do u guys like the streaks? RT @KhloeKardashian http://twitpic.com/sh8yp - Kim and I at the Trevor Project Christmas event

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KimKardashian: Mee 2 Kells! RT@MissKellyO In the car on my way to the Trevor project even can't wait to see @KhloeKardashian and @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: What a freakin amazing game!!! Saints are 12-0 baby! I've been biting my nails for the last 30mins! GO SAINTS!!!

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KimKardashian: Those blonde streaks were extensions that they glued in 4 a shoot! It took hours to get them out & now I have this glue in my hair! Torture!

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KimKardashian: I have been up for a few hours at a photo shoot! I'm so sleepy!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/t2o70 - Love my Philip Lim spiked gloves!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban wait I'm at Good Day LA, will u go get them for us PLEASE come here!!! NOW! Lol

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton and @askjillian is so funny! Can't wait 2 see her!

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KimKardashian: Up early! Getting ready for Good Day LA with @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Tweet dreams... I have a 4:45 wake up!

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KimKardashian: I'm so into flavored water right now, it counts as a part of the 8 classes a day right? Have u guys tried Propel? I'm addicted!

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KimKardashian: I get thirsty in the middle of the night, I always need a drink by my bed! Is that weird? Propel water on my night stand, now I'm ready!

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KimKardashian: RT @simonhuck http://twitpic.com/stz17 - We are all so festive! Bye guys! @kimkardashian @khloekardashian @jonathancheban

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/szhb8 - How dope are the new ShoeDazzle.com shoes!

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian u have lived w all of your sisters... Was I your favorite? LOL

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian We r going 2 Ft. Lauderdale! I'm excited 2 go on a vacay w YOU! I'm just scared Kourt is gonna go into Labor while we r away

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/syuwd - At the dentist for a good teeth cleaning! This is serious!

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KimKardashian: The E Entertainment building has bagel Thursday's. I'm going in!

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KimKardashian: Back home in LA, about to go on kiis fm w @RyanSeacrest, tune in!

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KimKardashian: rushing stresses me out! On our way to FAO Shwartz

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KimKardashian: I had a stressfull morning... at CNN now, can't wait to go home! I'm over this press trip! Exhausted!

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KimKardashian: I still haven't been to sleep since 4:45am...been working all day! Finally bed time, but have to wake up again at 4:45am Tweet dreams

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/sot5a - Just finished the @RachaelRayShow! They have the best food in our dressing rooms!

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KimKardashian: Just finished Wendy Williams! I love @WendyShow She is sooo fabulous!

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KimKardashian: Howard Stern was hilarious!!! Off to the Today Show w my auntie Kathie Lee & Hoda

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KimKardashian: A little kid just coughed literally in my face on the plane. Is it rude I said "sweetie please cover ur swiney" I'm not about 2 get sick!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/t5rjl - At the airport w @RobKardashian waiting to board the flight!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/t5hsg - I miss Rocky

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KimKardashian: Jimmy Kimmel was amazing!!! He is always so much fun!

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KimKardashian: RT @giveshoesnews Exciting news...our friend @kimkardashian is helping us raise funds for 50,000 pairs of shoes...www.50000shoes.com!

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KimKardashian: Good luck on Jay Leno tonight! @KhloeKardashian @KeepinUpWKris

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KimKardashian: On my way to Jimmy Kimmel! Watch tonight!

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KimKardashian: WOW! RT @CBSTweet http://bit.ly/7NAhuw Calling All Angels! @KimKardashian Pat Monahan @train & Vanessa Minnillo on CSINY 12/16 Sneak peek!

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KimKardashian: @lorenridinger Happy Anniversary baby!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm the grand marshall 4 the winterfest boat parade...but its pouring rain! What r we gonna do?

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KimKardashian: Some woman at this hotel just came up 2 me said..."U look so much better alive" What is that supposed 2 mean?

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KimKardashian: I love seeing all of the Christmas decorations in the hotels! This Hardrock in Florida I'm staying at has beautiful trees w guitars!

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KimKardashian: Happy birthday @LisaGastineau Love you!

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KimKardashian: @askjillian I'm so sad I'm missing your shower, I'm out of town now:( but the whole family will be there! Love u! Enjoy your special day!

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KimKardashian: @maerose226 thank u! That means a lot! I think I'm addicted 2 working hard working out!

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KimKardashian: On our way back to LA. Hardly got any sleep but we will sleep on the plane! Heading 2 the airport now!

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KimKardashian: We ate so much at Prime 112 last night!!! Sooo yummy!

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KimKardashian: @reggie_bush So did you do all of our Christmas shopping for us? I'm running out of time!

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KimKardashian: @reggie_bush we are such trouble!!! We can't be at the mall together! LOL

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KimKardashian: Pastor Brad, who married Khloe and Lamar, started the Life Change Community Church http://bit.ly/6lYbnd his Xmas service is tomorrow!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/t994x - Spending time w Robbie @RobKardashian.

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KimKardashian: It's called Kim Kardashian & comes out in February RT @dashingdoll89 @kimkardashian when is ur new fragrance coming out? what is it called?

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KimKardashian: @Liv527 we definitely show everything this season...drama drama drama!!!

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KimKardashian: @asiaof08 thank u doll!

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KimKardashian: @beckles1321 this was filmed months ago...but u get to see how it really unfolded & how we were really feeling...

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO the dash dolls are like the sisters u never had!

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO Thanks Bianca! Relationships have their ups & downs... u see the break up, and soon the make up! That's the best part!

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KimKardashian: @lilolinda92 soul sisters!!!!

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KimKardashian: Best night~ @JonathanCheban wait to see what we have in store...

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KimKardashian: Her mugshot is classic! RT @carlosncharge Umm... @KimKardashian the framed pic u have of @KhloeKardashian behind ur couch is AMAZING. Haha.

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KimKardashian: @AshleyPaiz thanks for watching ashley!

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KimKardashian: @ClearlyItsVoni always strong honey!

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KimKardashian: @Princess_lainey watch season 3 & u will see it all doll! ....but yes

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KimKardashian: @_JacksonHall are u watching the show???

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KimKardashian: WEST COAST where u at? Keeping Up With The Kardashian's just started!!!

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KimKardashian: Time 2 grow up! LOL RT @HoneyChild305 @kimkardashian enjoyed dinner w u &@robkardashian. Thanks for calling Alonzo & his sidekick out.

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KimKardashian: Wait #kardashians is a trending topic???? No way! That's pretty cool! Thanks everyone!

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KimKardashian: @rjking7 no! A fake

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KimKardashian: Reggie does not have a skype account either. @reggie_bush is working to get his hacked twitter account fixed asap!

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KimKardashian: @reggie_bush twitter has been hacked! Ignore his tweets until we get it fixed.

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KimKardashian: OMG @khloekardashian sexing it up for @reallamarodom on Keeping Up W the Kardashian's on NOW! #kardashians

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KimKardashian: I'm an auntie!!!! My little Mason Dash Disick is here!!! We are so happy!

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KimKardashian: I'm officially done Christmas shopping! Just wrapped everything this afternoon! Feels good

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/tt2te - How come everytime I eat Chipotle I get a tummy ache? But its sooo good!

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KimKardashian: @KathleenMary126 just be sweet back! U can't change how other people act!

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KimKardashian: @kimbeerlyvo draw me!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: RT @aplusk rumor has it that @KimKardashian is going to be stopping by @katalysthq today. tune-in at 5:00 p.m. PT http://bit.ly/V4ov

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez I'm excited u tonight n CSI-NY u crack head!!! LOL oops cant give too much away!

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KimKardashian: Glamming up for an interview w Greta Van Susteren

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KimKardashian: Tune into CSI:NY tonight on CBS at 10pm EST to check out me, Vanessa Minnillo & @lalavazquez !!!! Crazy murder plot!

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KimKardashian: Make sure you watch CSI:NY tonight at 10pm on CBS!! It's my episode with Vanessa Minnillo!! Here's a preview... http://bit.ly/7ZRl9b

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday to the one and only @DonovanCreed! I hope you're having a fabulous day!

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KimKardashian: Just had a great creative meeting w BeBe to check out our summer collection! U guys are gonna looove this!

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KimKardashian: Morning dolls!

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KimKardashian: The Carl's Jr grilled chicken salads came out yesterday!! I'm on my way to Carl's Jr for lunch now... have you tried them yet?

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KimKardashian: So did u guys watch CSI:NY? It was a great show! I had so much fun shooting that!

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KimKardashian: @Jason_Pollock so much fun! Hope they all tuned into @katalysthq

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/twcsx - Monkey business!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/twbsw - When I went into @katalysthq yesterday this cute little monkey peed on me! But...he pooped on @aplusk LOL

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KimKardashian: We can never get our family Christmas cards right! http://bit.ly/4SHStw haha @ryanseacrest, you're officially a Kardashian for Christmas!

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KimKardashian: @DashBoutique I love Elizabeth & James.... I want to see what we got i n! One of my fav designers

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KimKardashian: Do u guys tweet more from your computers or phones?

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KimKardashian: @cash_warren U are coming to the game? u guys should sit w me! How could u come to New Orleans & not call us!

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KimKardashian: Our Dash store has a twitter account PLEASE FOLLOW @DashBoutique We will be tweeting great deals!

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KimKardashian: Yes I do! RT @MonicaRoseStyle Kim Loves her BEBE! http://monicarosestylist.blogspot.com/2009/12/kim-loves-her-bebe.html

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KimKardashian: I got my dog his own stocking this year for Christmas, am I going a bit overboard?

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KimKardashian: Send me pics of your dogs! I was never a dog person but I have fallen in love w my baby Rocky! Now I am a total dog person! I wanna see pics

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/u15ln - My boys are sooo silly! Missed them!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/u4wvo - Kisses goodnight!

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez I wish u were here too! I would have even hit up Harrah's casino w u! LOL....Its a close game!

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KimKardashian: I'm at the Hornets-Nuggets game @lalavazquez I made it!!!

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KimKardashian: @DAFASHION yes! I need to try them on but they are beautiful! I can't wait to wear them! Thank u!!!

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KimKardashian: deep RT @JasonBinn If you want to achieve great height you will need to have great depth.

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KimKardashian: And now I think I am the worlds greatest Taboo player! LOL I love games love to beat people! I get so competitive

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KimKardashian: I'm the worlds greatest Scattegories player of all time!

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KimKardashian: Playing a game of Taboo... do u guys like that game? Wish me luck! I will let u guys know how I do!

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KimKardashian: sorry I had to resend that, I hate when I spell stuff wrong....I am the worst speller on twitter, and all of u guys constantly let me know!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ulofd - Heading 2 the gym! Got my @Reebok EasyTones on! LOVE THESE! Go get 'em at @Dickssportcmo

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ukvqv - This tree too! I love these creative trees!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/uku6j - This tree makes me hungry!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/uk9r0 - Look at this amazing ginger bread house my mom sent us!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/ujsoo - Heading 2 the gym! Got my @Reebok EasyTones on! I'm toning by butt & legs b4 I even step foot in the gym! LOVE TH

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KimKardashian: When I am out here in New Orleans I get so lazy! I need motivation people....help me get up & workout!

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KimKardashian: My shoe company @shoedazzle are donating $5 (2 pairs of shoes) 2 @Soles4Souls for every new member that signs up today! http://bit.ly/5EpTWi

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone! I slept in today....best feeling ever! Now I am trying to get myself up for the gym!

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KimKardashian: @MissCandiceJay love u too doll

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KimKardashian: Alright West Coast, Keeping Up With the Kardashians starts NOW!

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian Everyone follow our stores official twitter!!!! @DashBoutique

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KimKardashian: Wow moms house looks beautiful! RT @RobKardashian Love walking into my Home and seeing this! http://yfrog.com/4ild1ej

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KimKardashian: @robscheppy U really did all of our hair amazing on 'Keeping Up' this season! The bets our hair has looked!

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KimKardashian: Yes! He totally was! Rocky is our baby! RT @ReggieBushFan Aww Rocky is protecting his mommy

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KimKardashian: A bunch of my auctions just went live on eBay! http://tiny.cc/JNsjM

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/uv9af - Check out my Cosmopolitan Indonesia cover!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/uv463 - Check out my cover of Cosmopolitan Portugal!!!

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KimKardashian: Where is there a Carl's Jr in the valley? I'm seriously craving that salad!

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KimKardashian: OMG I officially gained about 5 or 6 lbs. Back to heavy workouts & starting QuickTrim again! I was doing so good :(

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KimKardashian: GYM TIME!!!!!

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KimKardashian: I kinda luv the BB outage 2 but NO Iphone BLACKBERRY 4 life! RT @RoxySowlaty I kind of love the lack of BBM. inspiring me to get an iphone

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/up2bq - Behind the scenes at our People Magazine Single Ladies shoot!

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KimKardashian: RT @RyanSeacrest here's @kimkardashian's new @carlsjr commercial (salads are sexy again!) http://bit.ly/kimforcarls

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KimKardashian: U guys have to follow @ShoeDazzle We tweet about shoes all day long!

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KimKardashian: Check out my commercial for @carlsjr http://bit.ly/5HZ2fP What do you think? ;)

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone!

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KimKardashian: @MelodyThornton thanks Mel! I was at BootCamp today working out thought u were in the class until I went to go say hi! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/v0v2w - Getting ready for our anual Christmas Eve party! My mom has the prettiest decorations

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @RyanSeacrest

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KimKardashian: @carlosncharge I so should have! Next time...I did RED! So festive

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KimKardashian: Should I paint my nails red or burgandy?

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KimKardashian: I really can't believe its almost Christmas! What did u guys ask for for Christmas? I hope u all get everything u asked for!

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KimKardashian: Im so excited 4 Christmas! I'm splitting my time here in LA w my fam and in NOLA! I love getting everyone together! Where will u guys be?

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KimKardashian: I am so proud of u @lalavazquez U are gonna be in a movie w 50cent Val Kilmer? That's huge!!! We are all going 2 the premiere! LOL

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton Merry Christmas!!!! Xoxoxo

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KimKardashian: @Felicia600 that's my brothers hand holding the puppy, I'm just feeding him! I of course would paint all of my nails doll! LOL

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I can't wait!!! I'm gonna open it tomorrow! I will call u the second I do. Your gonna die when u see what I got u!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/v11q1 - Look what I fed at the pound yesterday! He's one week old!

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KimKardashian: Christmas isn't over! Still time to shop! LOL http://tiny.cc/JNsjM

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KimKardashian: Avatar! Can't wait! Have u guys seen it? I heard its amazing! Walking in now! 3D baby!

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban That's very SNOOKIE of u! RT @KimKardashian OMG! Bumpits! LOL RT @Adrienne_Bailon http://twitpic.com/uvthv I got ur gift

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KimKardashian: Jesus is the reason for the season! Happy Birthday Jesus, Merry Christmas!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG!!! Bumpits! I need it! LOL RT @Adrienne_Bailon http://twitpic.com/uvthv - I got your gift @kimkardashian! LMAO Remember this?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/v3zvj - I opened my gift from @RobKardashian I love the Hermes charms that goes on my bag!

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KimKardashian: I hope Santa comes tonight brings u everything u all dreamed of! Merry Christmas! Taking off!

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KimKardashian: My mom throws the best Christmas Eve party every year, filled w so much luv. been doing it since I was born. What traditions do u guys have?

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KimKardashian: Just had the best Christmas Eve w my family now heading to New Orleans...airport is empty! Im surprised

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KimKardashian: I love eBay! BID AWAY!! RT @BrittGastineau http://tiny.cc/britt410 and http://tiny.cc/britt410 happy bidding xoxo

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KimKardashian: For the new year I need to be more disciplined!

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KimKardashian: I worked out so hard today then ruin it by eating beignets! WHY?!?!?!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban try eating them in the car! Powder sugar all over my lap!

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck call me when u land! please let me know u made it safely!

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KimKardashian: I luv u RT @SimonHuck On runway,pilot just announced "a button is broken in cockpit" but should be fine. Um.. I don't love the word "should"

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KimKardashian: So true! I love this quote! RT @TheDailyLove "What you want also wants you." - Jack Canfield

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone!

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KimKardashian: Watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight on E! at 10pm 9central! Retweet #kardashians

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KimKardashian: Saints game then come home watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians...PERFECT DAY!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vk7iw - Like expected @Reggie_Bush is having me tweet his win in Connect Four! Alright good win!

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KimKardashian: Dumbest lie ever! I was at Runyan Canyon all these dogs!! RT @Gma31 @KimKardashian How's that hurt ankle from trippin over a dog?:) LOL.

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KimKardashian: @DrewStanich I hope u like it!

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KimKardashian: Mason Dash Disick will be on maybe the finale? Or Season 5 RT @jackywubsu @KimKardashian is kourtneys baby going to come out this season

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KimKardashian: Ahhh Khloe u will...RT @sing02 @KimKardashian congrads khloe ur gonna be a great mom

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KimKardashian: Luv u 2 RT @PrincesssRosiee i swear my kardashians are just too funny. they're my soulmates. ILY @kimkardashian! soo happy for you and Reg!

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KimKardashian: West coast is the best coast! LOL could never forget! RT @3R1K4 @KimKardashian i thought u had 4gotten us west coasters lol

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KimKardashian: I wish it was an hour too! 30 mins seems so short! RT @libramary87 @KimKardashian the show needs to be an hour, 30 mins is not enough lol

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KimKardashian: Thank u! U get it RT @csolorzano0812 @KimKardashian cracks me up, i'm totally like her. it's not a lie,its just bending the truth.

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KimKardashian: We will have a connect four rematch soon gaurentee he makes me tweet that I lost just to rub it in! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vk21k - Just beat @Reggie_Bush at Connect Four! Notice the blurry pic, he didn't want evidence! Haha

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KimKardashian: Only Khloe calls her Kris, I call her mom RT @sarastaats do you guys ever call your mom 'mom' ? or just kris

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KimKardashian: Let's go West Coast! Keeping Up With the Kardashians is on NOW!

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KimKardashian: I want 2 appologize 2 all my followers who get annoyed w my Sunday tweets! I tweet my fans during my show! My tweets get annoying but have 2

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KimKardashian: They run big! 1/2 sz to full size RT @Pottymouth_girl Do the shoes from SHOEDAZZLE run true to size? Scared Ill order them they wont fit!

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KimKardashian: About 3 to 4 months ago! RT @estradae when do you guys film keeping up w the kardashians like todays episode when was it filmed

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KimKardashian: @iamnotabarbie these are by Report Signature

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KimKardashian: @mrkardashian09 thanks u! U motivate ME!

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KimKardashian: YES! U have to watch! RT @Bobby_Dhaliwal Hey Kim Please Reply Back!:) Is Reggie Gonna be in this show today?

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KimKardashian: No Kendall is 14 & Kylie is 12 RT @Cookye85 Is your lil sisters twins

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KimKardashian: My mom told me I need to embrace my enviornment when traveling the world. Just landed in Mexico! Putting phone away soaking in the scenery

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KimKardashian: U guys have to watch http://bit.ly/6ySmlh Dancing w Stars champ @ShawneyJ backflips over speeding bobsled! Pretty cool! (Ad)

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vr0pf - Pictures of Mason Dash Disick in the new Life & Style Mag! Sooo cute!

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KimKardashian: On my way to Cancun, Mexico for the day! Vegas tomorrow! Hectic traveling schedule but so worth it!

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KimKardashian: Concert was fun! @Reggie_Bush & I got home in time 2 see the Vikings lose 2 Chicago! Saints have home field advantage now in playoffs!

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KimKardashian: Lil Wayne concert....

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KimKardashian: @1monroefan seriously that is soooo sweet!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton I'm devestated I didn't hear about this!!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton wait did Gaga perform in New Orleans last night? I just saw some tweets! If so I am soooo mad I missed that!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton no:( I'm going to Vegas for Eva Longoria's new club EVE Dec 30th then New Orleans for New Years...GAGA is gonna be insane NYE!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton good idea! LOL

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KimKardashian: If you gained a few pounds over the holidays, check out QuickTrim at WalMart & GNC. Time to get back in shape for the new year!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vu0hl - Mexican candy heaven!!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vtmsw - Had a blonde moment! Looked at these menu prices & said OMG its expensive...but duh I'm in Mexico! PESOS

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KimKardashian: BOSS! RT @SheilaS82 I feel blackberries are 4 ppl who "make it happen" Iphones are for ppl who like to play games. Bosses use blackberries!

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KimKardashian: I like the feeling of having buttons to press, not just a touch screen

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KimKardashian: EXACTLY BARAK OBAMA HAS A BLACKBERRY! RT @bigjos79 @KimKardashian @Reggie_Bush Obama has a blackberry!!! Nuff said. Haha!

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KimKardashian: OMG Blackberry is a trending topic!!!! See @Reggie_Bush Blackberry is dominating!

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KimKardashian: HA HA RT @JonathanCheban iphones r for people with NO freinds or buisness since its impossible to type a lot of stuff, its 4 games & music!

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KimKardashian: How about u stick with your lovely iphone @Reggie_Bush & I stick w my trusty blackberry & we both will live happily ever after. Love ya babe

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KimKardashian: RT @KC_baybeegirl @KimKardashian & @reggie_bush I gotta agree with Kim, iPhones are hard to type on, i like Blackberrys better!!!

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KimKardashian: BLACKBERRY! People please agree w me! Iphone's are so hard to type RT @reggie_bush What do you guys prefer, iPhone or Blackberry?

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KimKardashian: PAAAALLLLLEASE! Get out of here w your iphone talk! Do u want to start a war again @reggie_bush ? U will never convert me!

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KimKardashian: Oreos never fail me when I am PMSing and need a fix! Ladies what is your craving of choice during that time of month?

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KimKardashian: I seriously love my tmobile blackberry! My service always works no matter what country I'm in!

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian Woohooooooo its almost over! Check it out http://tiny.cc/JNsjM

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KimKardashian: Baby Mason's debut! http://bit.ly/8JRD35

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vrvdf - OMG look at my view from the ME CANCUN Hotel!!!

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KimKardashian: Off to Las Vegas!

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KimKardashian: My 2010 Calendar is available now! http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/product?sourceCode=KKAWEB&sku=KKA47643

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KimKardashian: Looking at the @CarlsJr twitter page makes me hungry! Everyone follow @CarlsJr

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban ummm when do u get to la???? I am so excited!

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KimKardashian: Taking down the Christmas tree now!

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KimKardashian: 2009 was great! I want to thank u all for the fun & you support, lets make 2010 even better! God bless you all!

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KimKardashian: Hi Mama Combs! RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/w6e2d - With Mama Combs at @iamdiddy 's house wishing @kimkardashian was with us!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/w5gee - Spending New Years Eve w @Reggie_Bush ...There's gonna be fireworks tonight!

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KimKardashian: Good luck @RobKardashian hosting your first big party in Houston tonight!

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KimKardashian: Check out my friend Maddy! She is now cancer free! She brings hope for the New Year! http://bit.ly/5pQ6T9

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KimKardashian: I would like to clear something up... http://bit.ly/6z9GnR

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KimKardashian: Leaving Las Vegas now, heading back to New Orleans for New Years Eve!

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KimKardashian: Look at @sn00ki's Kim makeover with Life & Style mag!! Haha, I love it!! http://bit.ly/85UEQL

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KimKardashian: Not your night @BrittGastineau 3 drinks accidentally spilled on you!!! 3! WOW

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/vz0ym - I miss my blonde hair! Here's a shot from my double 2011 calendar! One blonde-one brunette !!!

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KimKardashian: RT @NickSaglimbeni: Sneak peak at @KimKardashian's 2011 double-calendar...one as a blonde, one as a brunette, 100% shot at @Slickforce! ...

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KimKardashian: I start all my auctions at $0.99 so everyone can buy!

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KimKardashian: Portion of the proceeds to my eBay Auctions go to The Dream Foundation! The best charity!

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KimKardashian: Ebay Auctions are still up! Just posted some more Christian Louboutin heels! http://tiny.cc/JNsjM

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KimKardashian: Just got to Vegas! Can't wait for Eva Longoria's new club EVE tonight! Gonna be so sexy!

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KimKardashian: @ScottBarnes68 doll I called u, can't wait to get your new book! I'm so curious 2 see how our shoot turned out!

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KimKardashian: @ScottBarnes68 hey doll, called u yesterday! Can't wait to see your book!

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KimKardashian: Tonight on E! Is an hour long Keeping Up With The Kardashians at 10/9c

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KimKardashian: GYM TIME RT @RobKardashian Morning Twitter Fam! Happy Sunday! On my way to bootcamp w/ @KimKardashian & @CarlaDiBello :) Love God.

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KimKardashian: I needed that Lo! Thanks! RT @MsLaurenLondon Give out good energy and you'll get good energy. #universallaw

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KimKardashian: Wow so true!!!!!! I love this RT @RevRunWisdom God is the one an only Judge.. Who ur opponent?. He doesn't exist..

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KimKardashian: Just left my nephew Mason! I'm so in love!

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KimKardashian: RT @TomDowdGNC QuickTrim in Canada!!! RT @TomDowdGNC Quick Trim is now in Canada! YEA!!! http://www.quicktrim.ca/index.html

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KimKardashian: Feels good to be home! RT @RobKardashian Feelin great!!! Just ate at BH Hotel with @KimKardashian and @CarlaDiBello :)

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KimKardashian: Yes lots of fitness tips! RT @alenlailani09 does your book talk about how 2 keep your body in shape wat work out 2 do 2 keep it that way?

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KimKardashian: Yes! LOTS! college tours too! RT @KatPanton @KimKardashian are you going to do a book signing?

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KimKardashian: Comes out this spring! RT @StephRxxy @KimKardashian when is the Bebe line going to be done? :)

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KimKardashian: Not until the end of 2010 RT @dorkykoook @KimKardashian whens the book gonna be out?

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KimKardashian: @MIKESNEDEGAR sooo low key and perfect!

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KimKardashian: Looks like @RobKardashian had some fun on NYE! RT @Rumford @KimKardashian your bro on NYEve http://tweetphoto.com/7843297 ;)

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KimKardashian: The book is me, Kourt Khloe on fashion, love, beauty, tips & secrets! RT @cruiz_93 Is the new book a biography of yours? iUKnoHooBiitch!

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KimKardashian: Yes! I will snap a pic of him as I wake him up! LOL RT @BeyondParadise @KimKardashian do it! it'd make a nice twit pic or video :o)

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KimKardashian: Filming for Keeping Up again, new book, fragrance, jewelry line, BeBe clothing line... RT @DrunkPirate what are you working on now?

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KimKardashian: I can't believe @RobKardashian is at my house. I land back in LA soon. Bet I can catch him sleeping scare him! Haha

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KimKardashian: Are u at my house? RT @RobKardashian Wow I knew I could count on @KimKardashian to have these crazy new Oreos!!! http://yfrog.com/37q4uilj

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/wqo7n - Girl time w @lalavazquez Love u LA!

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove: Let go of the past by accepting it. Create the future by visualizing it. #TDL

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KimKardashian: It's the last week to donate shoes 2 @soles4souls 50,000 shoes in 50 days challenge!! Just $5 provides2pairs of shoes! http://bit.ly/NPjQd

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KimKardashian: Love these pics! RT @KimKsBlog Christmas Eve with Family and Friends - http://bit.ly/83jOxW

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KimKardashian: When I am in LA yes! Traveling is hard but that's where QuickTrim comes in! It Helps RT @edwin07306 @KimKardashian do you work out every day

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KimKardashian: Workout was fantastic! I love Gunnar Peterson! He's the best trainer!

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KimKardashian: GYM TIME BABY!

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KimKardashian: @T_Mauricexo don't die doll!

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KimKardashian: Oh yeah!!!! LOL RT @its_wes i think @KimKardashian has too much power! lol She can make a trending topic at the drop of a dime lol

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KimKardashian: Ok guys let's make #scottssuits a trending topic!!!!

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KimKardashian: RT @KourtneyKardash how amazing is @robkardashian a true gentleman!we have all been in his position.u love u learn.what an incredible guy

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KimKardashian: Haha RT @krisldavis @KimKardashian, @KhloeKardashian, bitch give me my atm card! Way to go bruce for getting your balls outta the blender

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KimKardashian: Thanks! Family is everything! RT @TennNicole @khloekardashian @kimkardashian yall are such good sisters! Reminds me of my big family...

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KimKardashian: No way!!!! its only episode 4 RT @anjelicamg @KimKardashian this isn't the season finale right? http://myloc.me/2AYF0

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KimKardashian: West Coast Keeping Up With The Kardashians is on NOW!

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KimKardashian: RT @KourtneyKardash howwwwww amazing!!!! BITCH I WANT MY DAMN ATM CARD!! I think it's the best line of kardashian ever!!!! bruce is amazing!

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KimKardashian: Haha we should make #scottssuits a TT RT @JJCorsini @kourtneykardash These people like #scottssweaters, but I prefer #scottssuits. right?

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KimKardashian: Let's make #ScottsSweaters a trending topic! LOL

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KimKardashian: He really should be, I will tell him! RT @carmellobrown @KimKardashian Bruce needs to be a track coach! He'd be AMAZING :)

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KimKardashian: Rob, Bruce and Kardashians is a trending topic! Wooo Whooo!!!!!

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KimKardashian: YAY!!!! RT @jessicalindsey3 Quicktrim gives me more energy than i've EVER had while I work out ! I love love LOVE it!!

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KimKardashian: One week! RT @kristinemiranda @KimKardashian how long can I get the DVDs for that sale price? Is it just for today?

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KimKardashian: Filming more Keeping Up With the Kardashians today then I'm gonna be on Jay Leno tonight! I'm sooo excited!

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KimKardashian: I had the perfect New Year's Eve in New Orleans http://bit.ly/6ZtDM9 What did you guys new for New Years??

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KimKardashian: U are gonna love it!!! RT @gina3146 Just bought @kimkardashian 's fit in your jeans by friday workout dvds! Can't wait to start!

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KimKardashian: Help me! I want 3 mill RT @SleeezyT @KimKardashian i think you deff need 3 mill followers by the end of January! you create trending topics.

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KimKardashian: Special promo to celebrate my appearance today on Jay Leno! Get all 3 FIYJBF DVD?s for $25.00! code word: Leno on FitInYourJeansByFriday.com

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KimKardashian: SEXY! U can see our QuickTrim commercial on QTdiet.com FIRST before it airs on TV! http://www.qtdiet.com/index.html

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KimKardashian: At dinner w @Reggie_Bush @BrodyJenner @FrankieDelGado @LaLaVazquez @JonathanCheban YUMMY

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KimKardashian: Tune into Jay Leno tonight! I will be on...we even cook on the show! Something really yummy!

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KimKardashian: Congrats Moni! RT @MonicaRoseStyle http://bit.ly/4Ntezj Kim's stylist Monica is ranked in the top 7 celebrity stylist!

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KimKardashian: Check out Access Hollywood tonight for a fun cute segment tonight! I have something in store for u! Tune in!

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KimKardashian: RT @BrodyJenner @frankiedelgado is setting me up on a blind date tonight ha classic.. She better be hot or else Frankie is walking home Haha

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KimKardashian: We played credit card roulette at dinner @BrodyJenner got his card pulled! Thanks 4 dinner Brody! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: Of course! RT @CrazyHotClothes @KimKardashian Great interview on Leno last night! AWESOME DRESSS!!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy Armenian Christmas to all my Armenian's!!!

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KimKardashian: Thanks doll! RT @MrJayManuel http://twitpic.com/wx0m2 - I'm loving @KimKardashian 's new fragrance ad! Very chic - feels a bit like Gucci

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KimKardashian: Yes! QTDiet.com RT @ashley2910 @KimKardashian can you order quicktrim online if yes where from? http://myloc.me/2FoYJ

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KimKardashian: Ummm hell yes! Khloe has lost 25 lbs! I lost my last annoying 6 or 7 lbs! RT @BrittGriff1 @KimKardashian does it really work?

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KimKardashian: Go to QTdiet.com or any GNC stores! RT @chanelgirl27 @KimKardashian I can't find quicktrim.

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KimKardashian: How amazing! RT @SweetDarleneP Quick Trim just came to Canada I have been on it 4 the pass 3 week & I love it, lost 8pound so far!

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KimKardashian: Have any of u guys tried Quick Trim? I am doing QuickTrim press all day w @KhloeKardashian Just curious if u guys have tried it love it?

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KimKardashian: Follow @jasonbinn, to see off takes from my photo shoot I did for Ocean Drive magazine.

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KimKardashian: Morning! But eat a little something BURN & CLEANSE BABY! RT @CarlaDiBello Is it better to start 1st day of quicktrim in evening or morning??

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KimKardashian: Hey guys! Follow my BFF's @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck We have something fun in store 4 u & they will give u updates!

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KimKardashian: My cover and spread in the Anniversary issue of Ocean Drive Magazine is out now! http://bit.ly/5tNxT8

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/wxf74 - KTLA loves Quick Trim!

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KimKardashian: My fragrance is now listed on @sephora's website & comes in 4 dif sizes! http://bit.ly/4rws7R So excited! Can't wait for the launch in Feb!

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KimKardashian: I couldn't be more proud of Kendall!!! She looks stunning is working it! Such a young, fun cute ad! Can't wait til it comes out

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KimKardashian: At Kendall's Forever 21 shoot! She looks beautiful!!!

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KimKardashian: What is everyone up to? I just got done spending time w my nephew Mason! He's sooo cute I can't take it!

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KimKardashian: Get my 2010 calendar free when you spend $29.95 or more in my online store!! Get the special checkout code here... http://bit.ly/7FXxJh

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KimKardashian: I shared all my weight loss and workout secrets with @okmagazine for this week's issue! http://bit.ly/4zg1L4 What do u think of the cover?

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KimKardashian: Watching old school 90210 with Kylie getting ready for my BFF Allison's baby shower!

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KimKardashian: Heading to the gym...I wanted to sleep in but took yesterday off so I should get up!

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KimKardashian: For #FF @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick @RobKardashian me @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Finally got Scott to join twitter!!! Follow @ScottDisick

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KimKardashian: Having a sleep over w my lil sis Kylie! Just us...so fun!

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KimKardashian: @brittgastineau and I went to Cancun and look what we found... http://bit.ly/6lmQBq Better watch your back @reallamarodom LOL

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KimKardashian: My @carlsjr Ultimate Salad Lunch Date is on Jan 13! Watch the 3D invite http://bit.ly/5XHgXm and RSVP to join me --> http://bit.ly/71cFKm

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KimKardashian: Doing a 2 hour radio promo tour! Been up since 5:30am... Getting sleepy

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KimKardashian: Yummy dinner at Beso w my besties! @BrittGastineau @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck @CarlaDiBello CHURROS here I come!

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KimKardashian: Wait so was I!!!! Carla's mix? LOL RT @RobKardashian #nowplaying "Yesterday" by Toni Braxton Featuring Trey Songz

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KimKardashian: I'm babysitting Mason all by myself while Kourt is working for an hour. Just got him to fall asleep.

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KimKardashian: @usweekly LOL! Thank you!

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KimKardashian: I have the cutest nephew in the whole wide world!

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KimKardashian: YES RT @usweekly Kim K shows off her bod in a sexy new perfume ad. See the vid! http://tinyurl.com/ycdpll9 Would you want to smell like Kim?

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KimKardashian: I'm w Mason he's never looked cuter but Kourtney won't let me tweet a pic of him! I have so many cute ones! ANNOYING but I get it!

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KimKardashian: The commercial for my fragrance is out!!! http://bit.ly/51cmLN I can't wait for the launch in Feb!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/xtchp - Look what I found at Walmart!!!

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KimKardashian: Have u guys ever tried Popchips? They are kind of amazing!

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KimKardashian: What's a good healthy snack that's yummy?

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KimKardashian: I LOVE this!!! http://bit.ly/7fXbkQ So much fun!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/xp3il - Get QuickTrim's Burn & Cleanse at GNC!

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KimKardashian: For everyone asking, the dog Princess is doing well & under excellent care! Thanks for asking!

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KimKardashian: I miss Rocky sooo much! Not normal! RT @Reggie_Bush - @KimKardashian http://twitpic.com/xm65j

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KimKardashian: RT @Lindsayjo7 seriously almost cried when Kim gave up her dog on keeping up w the kardasians.but I'm glad Kim did the right thing! My fav!

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KimKardashian: Told U! RT @CarlaDiBello Just had a yummy dinner w @KimKardashian @Jonathancheban & @Simonhuck. Highlight of the nite-Golden Oreo's..Mmm

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KimKardashian: @JBandHSfan HI!

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KimKardashian: Sooo sweet! RT @SelenaGfan4Eva @kimkardashian how sweet the little dog is soo cute :)

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KimKardashian: The dog needs full time medical care I travel too much 2 provide that RT @victormoreira18 @KimKardashian why didnt you keep the dog:(

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KimKardashian: I'm live right now at my Carls Jr Facebook lunch! @KhloeKardashian is upstairs, tweet her to come down!

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KimKardashian: My live lunch date starts in 5 mins! U can watch LIVE here --> http://bit.ly/62vN5A Come join me for lunch!! Use the code "KK113"

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KimKardashian: RT @DeepakChopra My Intent today:Help harness collective relief efforts for Haiti, collective love in action- http://tinyurl.com/yahlojq

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KimKardashian: Come see @davidblaine in Times Square 24/7 from Fri-Mon. He's doing magic to raise money for Haiti.

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KimKardashian: Always! RT @LorenRidinger Going 2 bed after a great nite w @kimkardashian. shes beautiful &my sister &Im so glad we have each other!:)always

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian Tunk is this card game they are obsessed with! Get ready bc we are gonna play this weekend!

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KimKardashian: Up already! Time to head to New Orleans w my mom & Rob!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/y5k5i - So much fun tonight! Love u @LorenRidinger

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/y5jxf - My fav shot from Ocean Drive!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/y5jvg - A pic from my Ocean Drive cover spread!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/y5jsv - Such a fun night w @JasonBinn for my Ocean Drive Magazine Cover party!

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KimKardashian: YES!!! I LOVE IT! RT @stellaririfan @KimKardashian one of my bgs for ur contest Kimmie.. http://twitpic.com/y39uf do u like it? xoxo

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/y3wtq - Someone is mad! lol @JonathanCheban

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KimKardashian: RT @inspiremetoday CORRECTION- As per UPS -service to Haiti is suspended. Drop off donations at RedCross, Care or Unicef.

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KimKardashian: I'm so jealous! That's my FAVORITE show! RT @jessicaalba Shooting EMHE "Move That Bus" http://tweetphoto.com/8721265

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KimKardashian: Yes!!!! RT @belkisses78 @KimKardashian skip startbucks and donate a week worth of coffee..$5.95 x5day ....haiti 90999

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KimKardashian: RT : UPS IS SHIPPING TO HAITI FOR free TOMORROW. IT HAS TO BE UNDER 50 lbs. donate whatever you can !

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KimKardashian: RT @wyclef: ::::HAITI NEEDS YOUR HELP:::: STATE OF EMERGENCY :::::: PLEASE SEND YOUR DONATIONS :::: TEXT YELE TO 501 501 ($5) OR VISIT W ...

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KimKardashian: The people of Haiti need our help! http://bit.ly/5PTnlu So many ways to donate, so please let's all help them!

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KimKardashian: @sammannthaaxo me! Haha Tubarose, Jasmine Gardenia!

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KimKardashian: @valentinasm thank u so much! I hope u like it!

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KimKardashian: I would call your local Sephora to make sure! RT @daTiffaniShoww @KimKardashian at all of them??

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KimKardashian: I usually don't tweet during games but I am just so excited! My baby @Reggie_Bush is on fire!!!! He's killing it! GO SAINTS!

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KimKardashian: Who Dat! RT @RobKardashian Heading to Saints game with @KimKardashian @KeepinUpWKris Reggie's Fam! Let's go Saints!

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KimKardashian: The city of New Orleans is ready! I can feel the energy! Good luck Saints!

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KimKardashian: U have no idea the treat u are in for!!! RT @TeamKardashians Can't wait to take a bite of my Golden Double Stuf Oreos!! @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: RT @RobKardashian: PLEASE CALL 800.979.2009 TO DONATE TO THE HAITI QUAKE. YOUR MONEY WILL GO TO THE PEOPLE ON THE GROUND. WE MORE FOR (c ...

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KimKardashian: It comes out in February! RT @Lisabobisa35 my sephora doesnt carry the new @kimkardashian perfume...so sad

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KimKardashian: I found the best Gossip website! GossipCop.com! Follow them for fun factual gossip! @GossipCop

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KimKardashian: U were amazing & looked BEAUTIFUL! Loved the suit! RT @JLO I took over Lopez Tonight, catch me monologuing! http://tinyurl.com/chq3zr

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KimKardashian: hahaha Tune in! RT @GeorgeLopez Tonight at 11 ? @KhloeKardashian AND @kIMKARDASHIAN! Two booties for the price of one!!

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KimKardashian: Getting ready for Guys and Dolls tonight for Mel B's lollipop launch!

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KimKardashian: Just got to the George Lopez Show! Can't wait to go on! This will be fun!

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KimKardashian: If customers mention CODE #15076 starting now through Feb 28, they can get 20% off of any QT item at GNC

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KimKardashian: I'm hosting a benefit on Thurs in Cleveland to raise money for victims of Haiti earthquake. For tix and more info go to http://bit.ly/6YFriG

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KimKardashian: @courtenaysemel are u on E! News tonight? I saw a commercial

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KimKardashian: I'm going to be on The George Lopez Show tonight with @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: I am so motivated when I'm in LA! I got up so early to workout!

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KimKardashian: I did NOT make any kind of engagement bet with Reggie!!! http://bit.ly/71gLsv

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KimKardashian: @keneiloe_m haha! YES! So funny! Scott loves his sweaters suits!

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KimKardashian: New Zealand- Please tell me what u think of the Season 4 Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiere tonight! I want everyones feedback!

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KimKardashian: Go to love all the @JaySean fans out there! That's loyalty dedication! LOL Xo

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KimKardashian: South Africa- what did u guys think of the premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians Sunday?

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KimKardashian: Hey everyone in Australia tonight was the premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!!! What did u think?

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KimKardashian: @Appl3_jaxX haha! Yes I do! So much more in the works too!

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KimKardashian: @MiaTheDoll my blog KimKardashian.com is for u guys!!!

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KimKardashian: Hey everyone in the UK, Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiered Sunday, what did u guys think?

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KimKardashian: Just landed back in LA, back to work for a few days!

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KimKardashian: Everyone! RT @KhloeKardashian Who's tuning in to watch me co-host Fashion Police: The 2010 Golden Globes tonight?!?

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KimKardashian: I am so loving @NickiMinaj I love her voice her attitude!!!!

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KimKardashian: Rise Shine! Last night I fell asleep debating what time I should set my alarm for... I over slept!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/z01xs - Ahhh the filling is starting!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/z002i - Let the numbing begin! I need a shot :( I'm scared

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KimKardashian: @ohbrandikay I totally read them! Sometimes its hard to respond to everyone!

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KimKardashian: Love the site! Best fan site ever! Thank you! RT @KimKWeb @KimKardashian Do you like the new layout at our site? http://kimkardashianweb.com

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez I doubt it!!! Hopefully just a quick filling, I will twitpic!

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KimKardashian: My dentist is the best on my way to her in a few hours!

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KimKardashian: OMG I was chewing a piece of gum and my filling came out!

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KimKardashian: I'm hungry what should I eat? I don't know what I'm in the food for

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/yz474 - Look at this lifesize bottle! Its available now at Sephora.com!

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KimKardashian: I'm at the gym... What r u guys doing today to workout?

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KimKardashian: More charity eBay auctions are up! Louboutin, Gucci, more! http://tiny.cc/TG0Bm All auctions start at $0.99

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KimKardashian: Is it still raining in LA? Anyone in LA?

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KimKardashian: Just got to New Orleans, the weather is perfect!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau yes! U are up? LOL

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KimKardashian: Have u guys seen QuickTrim at CVS? Its now available at all of their pharmacies!

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KimKardashian: RT @RevRunWisdom KEEP GOING!! IF YOU REST,, YOU RUST!!

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KimKardashian: ANYTHING is possible! RT @TheDailyLove Forget what you've been told, anything is possible, no matter how big the goal!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/z5xx9 - Supporting Red Cross Haiti fund tonight in Cleveland!

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KimKardashian: I always take my boots off on the plane when I put them back on they feel so tight. Do feet swell on planes or something?

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KimKardashian: @cutiecuban22 Happy Birthday doll!!!

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KimKardashian: @kimms99 @BrandonCiCi not possible! I'm out of town. Please stop making up stories

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian u are at Sundance? I'm so jealous!

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KimKardashian: Have u seen the @UsWeekly cover? Kardashians Then Now! Its super cute! Don't know where they find all those childhood pics! Love them!

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck I come home next week! I know I miss our Nobu nights!

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KimKardashian: Sometimes its so hard to get out of bed when its so cozy & comfy!

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KimKardashian: @KimKardashFan1I love it doll! So cute!

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KimKardashian: So much fun! Just wait til u see where we go tomorrow! RT @CarlaDiBello In New Orleans for my first time.... http://tweetphoto.com/9343390

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KimKardashian: @ILuvKimK I love ur site doll! Thanks for supporting me! XOXO

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KimKardashian: xo RT @NickiMinaj -RT @KimKardashian: I am so loving @NickiMinaj I love her voice her attitude!!!! <========== awwww, thank u sexxxy!!!!! ;)

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KimKardashian: @cutiecuban22 I hope u had a good bday! I remember meeting u at Jimmy Kimmel, your make up was FLAWLESS. U should be a makeup artist!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/zb2il - Both of my boys are sick right now!

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KimKardashian: Wow! Madonna! Beyonce! Sheryl Crow! All of my favorite singers. Singing for such a good cause. 877-99-Haiti or text GIVE to 50555

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KimKardashian: Who's watching the telethon? Hopeforhaitinow.org This is so special.

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KimKardashian: @mrsreneebrown true dedication! I appreciate you! Xo

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KimKardashian: The Book of Eli was very good. I loved it! Shows u what the world would be like with no God.

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KimKardashian: All of my ebay charity auctions end in an hour! http://tiny.cc/JNsjM check them out!

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KimKardashian: Once again I am waiting on @Reggie_Bush to get ready! Let's go babe! We are gonna miss the movie!

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KimKardashian: OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok!

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KimKardashian: About 2 hit the gym right now in my sassy VATA gym gear! U have 2 check out their workout gear www.muscleflexVATA.com LOVE IT!

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KimKardashian: OMG i just went to PerezHilton.com & saw an ad for my fragrance! I just got so excited! It's really happening! This is a dream come true!

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KimKardashian: Sooo cute! RT @OneandOnlyCP3 @reggie_bush my lil man all bout dem SAINTS rite now too... http://tweetphoto.com/9592810

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KimKardashian: KHLOE & OBAMA! WOW http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/25/khloe-kardashian-president-barack-obama-lamar-odom-l-a-lakers-nba/

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KimKardashian: RT @KimKsBlog Win my 2010 Calendar - http://bit.ly/6Xg6UY

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KimKardashian: Was he just amazing? Did u meet Michelle? RT @KhloeKardashian Such an amazing day! I just meet Obama with my husband! :)

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO I love it! So thank u!

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KimKardashian: The new Quarterback Killa is Bobby McCray! Sorry @QBKilla LOL!!!

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KimKardashian: I had 2 stop it! We both got beat! RT @RadioBigBoy @KimKardashian That dude who was in the ring w Rob was an ass! Rob wanted that 3rd round.

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KimKardashian: I'm a lover not a fighter

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KimKardashian: Poor @RobKardashian boxing sucks! I hate it!

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KimKardashian: @With_The_DJ thank u! That means a lot!

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KimKardashian: Had 2 do it 4 Carol Ann RT @billonica Kim u rock! You are awesome for going thru with the charity boxing match. Good for you.@KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Yes! Black eye hurt so badly! RT @RaquelLove @KimKardashian mEEeeeeeEee! :) So is THAT how u got that BLACK EYE?

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KimKardashian: Live for them! RT @dunnyhunny @KimKardashian i live for the one hour episodes! don't you?

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KimKardashian: Some loser, who was a hired model 2 work w Kourtney on a shoot 2.5 yrs ago is now claiming he's the father of Mason! LOL desperate much???

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KimKardashian: We need to do it more often! I know u did not like that food! LOL RT @GeauxSports @KimKardashian Fun double date last night! Thank you

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KimKardashian: @GeauxSports Yes fill me in! Can't wait for next weekend! We are gonna have so much fun!

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO can't wait to see it!

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KimKardashian: Just landed back in LA and heading straight to see Mason! I've been dying without him!

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO Genlux Magazine shoot

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KimKardashian: @KimKardashFan1 OMG I love your background!!!

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KimKardashian: I am tweeting from the plane. I love this! They just gave us 2 die 4 ice cream sundae!

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KimKardashian: Check out my cover of Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine www.bhlmag.com

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KimKardashian: Superbowl baby!!! @reggie_bush http://bit.ly/a8FGwx Here we come!!!!!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: @CarlaDiBello tweet genius! U will love!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/zvdx0 - Look what Rocky did to his new bed! :(

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KimKardashian: I'm at the nail salon and the lady doing my nails messed up my toe twice! She keeps touching it when its wet! Stop messing up my toes lady!!

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KimKardashian: So exhausted, had a photo shoot today for Muscle Flex Vata fitness gear, and just got a much needed mani pedi. Now off to a fittning!

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KimKardashian: RT @MIKESNEDEGAR Join me @kimkardashian she hosts the Launch of her debut fragrance @taolasvegas on 2/27/10 VIDEO --> http://bit.ly/ajz81H

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KimKardashian: Good luck today @LorenRidinger at your @MarketAmerica conference! Wow 25,000 people!

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KimKardashian: I was practically sleep walking through that workout but Gunnar Peterson pulled me through it! Feels so good after!

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KimKardashian: Rise and shine! On my way tp the gym. I have my Muscle Flex Vata shoot today, so feel I need a quick workout but sooo tired

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KimKardashian: Excited for my Dan Tana's dinner date with my girls @BrittGastineau and @CarlaDiBello

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/103jvj - Another sneak peek from my shoot! Love this Brian Lichtenberg swim suit! SUPER SEXY & EDGY!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/103igo - At a photo shoot w @NickSaglimbeni HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!

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KimKardashian: I'll be at the Century City mall this Friday at 1 pm at the @shoedazzle kiosk!!! RSVP to the event and come say hi!! http://bit.ly/cSFkWj

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KimKardashian: My family and Reggie have posted a ton of eBay auctions w the proceeds going to Red Cross Haiti fund! http://tiny.cc/kimk

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KimKardashian: How come my and signs never show up! Looks like a blank space! Annoying

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KimKardashian: Congrats!!!! Sisters r the best RT @serenajwilliams And I won doubles with Venus!!! How cool is that @Venuseswilliams is the best sister!!!

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KimKardashian: Yes it was! Now let's eat breakfast! RT @CarlaDiBello Wow bootcamp was tough this morning...but we pulled through it!

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KimKardashian: My family Reggie have posted a ton of eBay auctions w the proceeds going to Red Cross Haiti fund! http://tiny.cc/kimk

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KimKardashian: @scottdisick thats the only pic Kourt would let me tweet! Haha u could hardly see him! BTW did u see @MasonDashDisick has a twitter account

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KimKardashian: I'm on my way to Century City wearing a dress from my new BeBe line that comes out next month! And ShoeDazzle shoes of course!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/10chrp - At a meeting w @KourtneyKardash & she brought Mason! He's passed out!

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KimKardashian: See u later! Can't wait RT @Terrrraaa @KimKardashian hey kimmy. Were here by the shoedazzle kiosk! We've been here since early this morning.

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KimKardashian: @simoneharouche actually this week will be dedicated to YOU!!! I have some crazy pics... R u sure u want this?

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KimKardashian: All my friends feel left out that I don't blog all of our fun pics, so this whole week I am dedicating 2 them! Childhood friends r the best!

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KimKardashian: Check the blog tomorrow I PROMISE! RT @simoneharouche @KimKardashian ummm where are the pics of "all your old school friends"???

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/10myd7 - My second mom and I @ShelliAzoff

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/10mrvo - At my best friend Allison's baby shower! I love the Azoff family!

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KimKardashian: Yes baby! RT @lorenridinger Superbowl week is starting and all my friends are in town!:) @kimkardashian and we need to pull for Reggie

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KimKardashian: @lorenridinger we want to buy a place here! Its pretty beautiful! Superbowl couldn't be in any better place than Miami!

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KimKardashian: I officially need to buy a spot in Miami! Its sooo beautiful here!

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KimKardashian: @Nicole_Murphy haha small world! Call me when u are here, I just got here! Going to be such a fun week!

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KimKardashian: @DaPerfectWorld haha I will! Anytime!

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KimKardashian: @MIKESNEDEGAR ok! Xoxoox

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KimKardashian: I just don't get why they don't check the plane while they are cleaning it before everyone boards. Why wait until everyone is on?

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KimKardashian: But I'm definitely glad we are all safe taking the extra saftey measures! Thank goodness @Carlosncharge is on my flight! Woowhoo!

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KimKardashian: I fell asleep on the plane before we took off then woke up to everyone getting off, I thought we were in Miami but nope still LA.

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KimKardashian: Our plane had mechanical problems so we still haven't taken off. Just switched planes, this is annoying

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KimKardashian: @MissKellyO u seriously look amazing!!! Ok dinner plans when I get back! Xoxoxo

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KimKardashian: DUH just Xmas LOL RT @MissKellyO @KimKardashian he kept being like where did i meet her again then out of no where he said OH XMAS EVE! HA

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KimKardashian: Hahaha love ur dad! RT @MissKellyO @KimKardashian so good seeing u and your mom tonight p.s 20 mins after u left my dad remembered who u are

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KimKardashian: u r on my flight! Yay RT @carlosncharge On my way to Miami 4 the Super Bowl. I love me a good MeeeYammy trip. Who will be there this week?

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KimKardashian: @ilovekim_noel_K happy birthday dollface! Enjoy this day and be safe! Xxoo

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KimKardashian: @bebe_stores My fashion secret? A white t-shirt goes a long way! So versatile & with the right accessories you can dress it up! #bebeKardash

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KimKardashian: @megg_behonest thank u Megan! U inspire me too!

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KimKardashian: Me too! We r going to have so much fun! RT @lorenridinger @KimKardashian i cant wait till you get here baby.. love u

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KimKardashian: So much to do tonight before I catch the red eye to Miami!

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KimKardashian: I'm trying my hand at red carpet fashion reporting ;) http://bit.ly/aRp7Uz

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KimKardashian: This is SO cool! http://bit.ly/cmirIn My own NASCAR racing car!!!

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KimKardashian: @EvaLongoria my fans are the best! Twitter is the best! U can ask any question everyone is so helpful! U will love twitter!

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KimKardashian: RT @EvaLongoria @KimKardashian Hey Kim!!!! You have amazing fans, they have all sent me such nice messages. Im still getting used to this!

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KimKardashian: Such a pretty day in Miami today! guys are off practicing all day and I'm w the girls all day! Gonna hit up Dash later!

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KimKardashian: So since @EvaLongoria is new to twitter we have to show her how fun it is! Tweet her!

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KimKardashian: My friend @EvaLongoria finally joined twitter! Let's show her some love and follow her!

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KimKardashian: No drinks this trip RT @JonathanCheban On my way to NOBU to meet @kimkardashian and Reggie for some strawberry sake!! I love miami!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/112sn4 - In Miami, we are getting ready 4 the Superbowl!

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KimKardashian: OMG U really can find EVERYTHING at MarketAmerica.com I am looking on here and see so many things I want!

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KimKardashian: Follow my friends @JrRidinger and @LorenRidinger We are having so much fun in Miami!

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KimKardashian: Have u guys heard of MarketAmerica.com WOW Make money to shop? My new favorite obsession!

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KimKardashian: XOXO RT @JrRidinger -@KimKardashian finally a girl even smarter than she is so beautiful & reggie bush is off the chain! Love those guys

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KimKardashian: Going to bed! Had a quick bite w the fam, now praying I can even fall asleep! Tomorrow is such a big day! Tweet dreams!

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KimKardashian: Who knew its unisex! Lol RT @MIKESNEDEGAR I feel voluptuous bc im wearing the debut fragrance from @kimkardashian exclusively at Sephora.

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KimKardashian: RT @reggie_bush Here's a pic of the shoes. After the game I will be aurographing and auctioning off these shoes http://twitpic.com/11ry4a

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KimKardashian: RT @reggie_bush Donate to Haiti, check out a pair of shoes I created will be wearing during warm ups at the Super Bowl! www.miadidas.com

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KimKardashian: Its so wrong when people use your name and picture on flyers! Don't u know that's against the law!!! False promotion!

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KimKardashian: I am NOT hosting a party tonight in NYC at a club called Touch! Its the night before SUPERBOWL!!!! U think I would leave my man? Come on!

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KimKardashian: Hot interview! RT @lalavazquez Such a fun interview!! http://www.iamlala.com/2010/02/la-la-vazquez-vj-then-some/

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KimKardashian: Love it! RT @Reggie_Bush I see you @BrodyJenner!!!!!! Lol! Who Dat! http://twitpic.com/11m5rn

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KimKardashian: She did amazing! So cute! RT @Reggie_Bush Moms just did the Wendy Williams show! She was nervous! Lol! Love you mom!

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KimKardashian: Good family night last night! Diner was great then my Leather & Laces party was fun! Slept in and it feels sooo good!

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KimKardashian: Sooo yummy! RT @RobKardashian Prime One Twelve with the Familia!

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KimKardashian: RT @TopShelfDiva: I bought 1 dress frm the Kardashian line @bebe_Stores. It fit so cute don't u think? http://tweetphoto.com/10491601

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KimKardashian: RT Dolls what do u think of our new jewelry line w Virgins Saints Angels, The Kardashian Collection?! http://bit.ly/aTLlvr Isn't it fab?

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KimKardashian: Follow @JasonBinn to keep up with all the hot parties and in South Florida for Super Bowl weekend

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KimKardashian: I love my best friends so much!! See pics of me, Allison Statter and @simoneharouche http://bit.ly/9ZzGa9 LOVE YOU GIRLS!!!

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KimKardashian: YES!!! Thanks baby! Go Saints!!! RT @PerezHilton @KimKardashian P.S. Go Saints on Sunday!

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KimKardashian: Finally!!! RT @adrianacastro Adriana Meets Kim! http://www.adrianacastroblog.com/2010/02/adriana-meets-kim.html http://bit.ly/dmKJzZ

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KimKardashian: Got up early today, gonna take @KeepingUpWKris @RobKardashian shopping & to eat! So glad they are in Miami

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KimKardashian: Trying to decide what to wear tonight 2 my party! For sure I'm wearing my new @AdrianaCastro clutch! U guys will LOVE! I will twitpic later

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KimKardashian: Ok going to bed! Just watched @KourtneyKardash on Jimmy Kimmel, West Coast make sure u watch!

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KimKardashian: Back in New Orleans...all I want is good food! Where should we go?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1216w4 - Celebrating w the champs! Lennox Lewis, Scottie Pippen & Reggie!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1214g8 - Swizz Beatz & @Reggie_Bush rockin the new men's Louboutin's!

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KimKardashian: Love u!!! RT @EvaLongoria @lorenridinger @kimkardashian @keepinupwkris SOOOOO happy for you and Reggie babe!

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KimKardashian: Ya baby!!! RT @reggie_bush Here it is baby! Who Dat! New Orleans I got you! San Diego I got you!!!!! http://twitpic.com/120phj

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/120f19 - The New Orleans Saints cheerleaders in the locker room!!!

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KimKardashian: Who dat there gonna beat them Saints!!!! We won the SUPERBOWL!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/11ycs4 - Check out my gold Minx nails! They spell BUSH w a #25 on my thumbs!

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KimKardashian: In route to the stadium. Let's go Saints! The energy is in the air!

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KimKardashian: Cornballs RT @reggie_bush Lol! Yeah it's not CORNY AT ALL @KimKardashian that we're tweeting each other from diff rooms in the same house

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KimKardashian: OK @Reggie_Bush I am coming in the room to discuss...

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KimKardashian: Jet skiing & snorkling too RT @reggie_bush Yeah def somewhere relaxing & tropical with massages and spa's everyday! @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: These are all amazing vacation suggestions...thanks guys!!!!

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KimKardashian: Vacation time is here @Reggie_Bush !!! Where should we go this year? Definitely tropical!

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KimKardashian: Parade will be so much fun! RT @reggie_bush Feels good to be back home in New Orleans! Headed to the team parade tomorrow w @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO how do we make it small?

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KimKardashian: All my fav girls are at the Lakers-Spurs game! @KhloeKardashian @EvaLongoria @RobinAntinPCD

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/126hxa - Rocky is possessed!!!

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KimKardashian: Our charity eBay auctions are ending tonight! Bid! http://tiny.cc/JNsjM

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KimKardashian: @bebe_Stores My fav piece has in the BeBe collection is http://www.bebe.com/b/2245462011 one shoulder pleated dress!

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KimKardashian: It's freezing right now in NO! Were all out here supporting our men rocking Geaux Sports Jewlery! Go to GeauxSportsJewelry.com to get yours!

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KimKardashian: RT @bebe_Stores Kardashian's by bebe is now LIVE online! Hope U all got ur orders in!(shipping is still only $2.14) http://bit.ly/aw1PbF

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KimKardashian: Love is in the air this Vday! Show yourself some love & get my Fit In Your Jeans By Friday fitness DVD on SALE @ FitInYourJeansByFriday.com

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KimKardashian: I want some! RT @DashBoutique TO DIE! the cutest Siwy skinny jeans and cut-off shorts have arrived!

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KimKardashian: @bebe_stores My fav quote? I have so many... but one would be 'Why the rush? Enjoy the ride, mystery & moment.'#bebekardash #bebekardashian

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KimKardashian: OK gonna try to fall asleep...wake up is 4am!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/12iqhi - Good seeing u at the Super Bowl @SerenaJWilliams Love u doll! xoxo

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KimKardashian: RT @RobKardashian: Donate $10 to: ihearthaitikids.org We got 450,000 people! We just need 1000000 people! Michelle Obama and Oprah are j ...

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KimKardashian: Watching American Idol...anyone else? How good is it? What are your thoughts on Ellen? Loving her!

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KimKardashian: Love u! Parade was so much fun!!! RT @GeauxSports - @KimKardashian Crazy cold out here, but super hot parade! Glad I got my girls with me!

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KimKardashian: OMG Krispy Kreme has HEART SHAPED donuts for Valentine's day!!!! This is the cutest thing ever! Getting some to for Reggie...shhh!

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KimKardashian: @bebe_Stores Wear a blazer open in the day with a loose tshirt & dress it up with a glam necklace & button it up for night! @bebekardashian

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KimKardashian: @iLOVEYOUKiMK OMG stop! Are u joking? U must smell good!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: This is what it takes 2 see my sister! Khloe I miss u! RT @JoyVBehar Thurs @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian are on my HLN show at 9 pm.

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KimKardashian: My Sephora in store appearance will be rescheduled for this Monday February 15th

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KimKardashian: I made it to NYC! That was painless! What's all the fuss for? Its snowing but not THAT bad! The drive was smooth and easy!

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KimKardashian: @RealLamarOdom u love a good LOL! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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KimKardashian: Its been a while since I've seen snow! Sooo pretty. Kind of scary to drive in it but we are making it safe!

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KimKardashian: Im Exec Producing a special about the PR world "The SPINdustry" starring @jonathancheban , @simonhuck on E! Sun, FEB 21 10:30pm SO EXCITED

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KimKardashian: Finally made it to Boston! Now driving to NYC! I'm determined to get there!

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KimKardashian: Ive never not made it somewhere due to weather, this is a 1st! We will get a new date soon for the in store Sephora appearance! I'm so sorry

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KimKardashian: My NYC flight was cancelled so heading to Atlanta then Boston then will make it to NYC! My Sephora NYC in store will be rescheduled.

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KimKardashian: Up early heading to New York for my Sephora fragrance launch party!

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KimKardashian: This crowd of people is insane!!! I've never seen New Orleans like this! Superbowl parade is crazy!

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KimKardashian: It's freezing right now in NO! Were all out here supporting our men rocking Geaux Sports Jewlery! GeauxSportsJewelry.com

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KimKardashian: My Smoke and Mirrors lash giveaway with @themakeupman ends on Monday at 12 pm! Enter while you can! Love u Stephen! http://bit.ly/bOtvYp

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KimKardashian: Just finished Jimmy Fallon with @Reggie_Bush was so much fun! Love that show! Reggie loves The Roots!

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KimKardashian: @bebe_Stores I usually like to keep my lips pale, especially if I'm wearing a smokey eye. Light pinks are my fav! #bebekardashian

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KimKardashian: Yes schedule changed! RT @itsVenessa @KimKardashian why does my DVR say Benicio Del Toro and Selena Gomez??? Is that the right one??

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KimKardashian: RT @Reggie_Bush Check out this new commercial the NFL just recently put together 4 Superbowl. What you guys think? http://bit.ly/cFGeEN

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian OMG that's lamar and khloes new nickname LoKo!!!!!!!!! Genius

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KimKardashian: Glamming up for Jimmy Fallon! What r u guys doing?

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KimKardashian: @reggiebush and I will be on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight at 12:35/11:35c on NBC! Our first talk show together!

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KimKardashian: I'm hosting my own Queen of Hearts Ball - tomorrow night!! @lavolasvegas http://bit.ly/ddjLzL

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KimKardashian: RT @CBSitweets We're getting excited about #thehearttruth fashion show - @therealjordin @kimkardashian @estelledarlings http://ow.ly/16v8W

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KimKardashian: Our eBay auctions for Red Cross Haiti charity end tonight! Don't forget to bid! http://tiny.cc/JNsjM

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KimKardashian: Laser honey! RT @KhloeKardashian Wax or shave?

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KimKardashian: Check out this SpINDUSTRY article in People http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20343448,00.html

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KimKardashian: Sunday was such a magical day! I posted all my pics from the Superbowl!! http://bit.ly/bezrIa WHO DAT!!

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KimKardashian: I just found out Alexander McQueen died!!! I'm in shock! So sad! I'm wearing one of his dresses now! He was such a talented designer

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KimKardashian: Just had so much fun on @Regis_and_Kelly They are the best!!! Their booking agent Kelly B is a doll!

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KimKardashian: Just pulled up to Regis and Kelly! Can't wait to go on!

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck I knew u would be up!

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KimKardashian: Yes! 5 seasons RT @reereebadd @KimKardashian love the bebe line it's dope! Are you guys coming out with another one for summer?

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KimKardashian: @MarchesaPR designed a red dress 4 me 2 wear at The Red Dress Collection Fashion Show today! I am kind of nervous to walk in it!

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KimKardashian: These 2 episodes are our best and craziest yet!!!! I kind of embarrassed for u guys to see what goes down

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KimKardashian: This week we have a double dose of Keeping Up W Kardashians! Sunday, then an HOUR LONG Monday!

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KimKardashian: Heading to Vegas...excited to get out of the cold weather!

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KimKardashian: Yes!!! Wooo whoo! RETWEET RT @KimKardashFan1 Lets Get @KimKardashian at 3,000,000 Followers By Valentines Day #itsAkardashianthing

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KimKardashian: Turn on @JimmyFallon ... @Reggie_Bush and I are on tonight! Who's up and watching?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/12xhck - Perfect midnight snack at Serendipity w @Reggie_Bush

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/12xgv5 - My what a big sauseeege u have @JonathanCheban

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KimKardashian: I'm craving a Carl's Jr salad! Heading their now, think they will give me a free one?

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KimKardashian: @TeamOsmentEmily love u too doll!!!

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KimKardashian: I want to make sure I don't do anything too girly for Valentine's Day, guys what are some good ideas? I need help!

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KimKardashian: What's the most special Valentine's Day gift you've gotten?

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KimKardashian: @christinakala exactly!!! Thank u doll

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KimKardashian: @karBASHian just not true! Trust me I wish it was!

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KimKardashian: Seriously! RT @kimrobinCDF @KimKardashian so sick of ppl thinking they know other people through social networking sites! Do your thing Kim!

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KimKardashian: I wish I did too! Don't believe rumors! RT @Savfiore Wow I wish I made 10g's for tweeting RT @KimKardashian: I'm craving a Carl's Jr salad

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KimKardashian: Happy Valentine's Day lovers!!!!

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KimKardashian: On my way to @LavoLasVegas now! Who's coming to join me??

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KimKardashian: Opps I had Bruce's twitter name wrong! He is @Jenner4COPD

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KimKardashian: RT @BrodyJenner my dad @Jenner4copd is driving cross country to raise awareness for copd (lung disease). Follow him and spread the word!!!

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KimKardashian: Bruce is twittering now!!! @Bruce4COPD

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KimKardashian: Yes! Getting ready now! RT @MIKESNEDEGAR: Is my Queen almost ready for her Ball? @kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: @makeupbymario what make up look should we go for today?

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KimKardashian: I'm back in NYC for Fashion Week! Today I will be at Sephora launching my fragrance & tomorrow the Kardashians for BeBe fashion show

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KimKardashian: Another Keeping Up With The Kardashians is on tonight! This episode is so crazy!

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KimKardashian: THX babe! RT @MelodyThornton I kinda wish I was in nyc :( watch Keeping up w the Kardashians good stuff this season tune in kids

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KimKardashian: Where in the world are u @Jenner4COPD ? U are in a world tour!

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KimKardashian: Did u guys like Khloe's bunny hop or naked bath filled with candy better? LOL

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KimKardashian: That video @KhloeKardashian made for @RealLamarOdom was hysterical!!!! Like soooo funny!

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KimKardashian: Who watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight? What did u guys think?

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KimKardashian: Who's gonna cuddle up by the fire, eat chocolates and watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight?

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KimKardashian: I'm gonna live tweet during tonights show! @ScottDisick REALLY outdid himself!!! He is soooo crazy!

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KimKardashian: Who is gonna watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight! Its a special episode! The craziest we've ever had!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/13i923 - By Sephora dolls! Love u guys!!!!

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KimKardashian: We are trying to get everyone in here at Sephora but the police are here! Its a fire hazard! Insanity!!! Thanks 4 everyones support! Love u

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KimKardashian: @PurpleVIKodin boring is sexy! LOL it really is mysterious!

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KimKardashian: U got in!!! RT @SimonHuck http://twitpic.com/13htv7 - A mob scene outside of Sephora on 5th avenue for @kimkardashian perfume signing!!!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG I'm at Sephora and a guy just proposed to his girlfriend right in front of me! So sweet! I wish them all the best!!!

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KimKardashian: I know! I love my mom! RT @pinky101bunny19 @Kimkardashian your mom is just looking out for you that's all but she's sweet

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/13ldt5 - Hoodie BeBe dress! Show is about to start

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KimKardashian: Available now online and instores! Almost sold out! So hurry RT @ambervaldez woohoo cant wait! When will it be in bebe stores, nationwide?

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KimKardashian: Heading to the BeBe show! Can't wait for u guys to see this hoodie dress w leather corset I have on! Dope!

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KimKardashian: RT @RevRunWisdom If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them your strong enough to get up!

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KimKardashian: Me too!!! RT @nicolerichie Its times like these where the 3 hour time difference is such a big deal. Ugh. I need coffee

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KimKardashian: Rise and shine! Getting ready for the Kardashians for BeBe fashion show!

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KimKardashian: Check out @KardashianGirls She makes the best collages http://www.twitpic.com/photos/KardashianGirls

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KimKardashian: @EmilyWesthus SPINdustry is a show on PR & celeb branding! Shows the real inside scoop! MEL B is a guest starring!

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KimKardashian: OMG! No way!!! This is amazing! SPINdustry will NOT disappoint! Trust me! RT @JonathanCheban WOW SPINdustry is a TRENDING TOPIC!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Did u guys see the SPINdustry commercial? It is my 1st show I'm producing! It airs next sunday on E!

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KimKardashian: Yes!! that crazy trip! Thank god u were there 2 ease the pain RT @lalavazquez Wooow @kimkardashian that was some VEGAS trip we were on!

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KimKardashian: We are at war RT @JJCorsini I think that @scottdisick and @KimKardashian should start a Twitter war right now. Just to entertain me!

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KimKardashian: @scottdisick probably!!! Haha

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KimKardashian: RT @MarishaArielle Watching keeping up w kardashians. And I'm getting pissed off at all the shit that's happening. How embarresing. Poor kim

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KimKardashian: DOUCHELORD RT @KimKardashFan1 @KimKardashian Scott Is A AssHole Not A Lot!! How Rude Of Him To Talk Kourtney Like That!! That... Douchelord!

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KimKardashian: I was pissed! RT @ilovekim_noel_K @KimKardashian scott is a jackass. he messed up you dope room! LOL. your room is soo nice.

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KimKardashian: Rob is a slob kabob in Vegas RT @kassieluvsMM @KimKardashian your brother Rob is sooo sexy when he's drunkk! :D

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KimKardashian: I honestly couldn't talk to u for 2 weeks after this happened RT @scottdisick the drinking has started

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KimKardashian: This is about to get just disrespectful! RT @scottdisick the drinking has started

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KimKardashian: I don't know! She's crazy RT @melfos212 @KimKardashian Why is Kris so hard on Scott, it seems like he was doing well with himself

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KimKardashian: De-icing the plane then taking off! Thank goodness, I miss LA sooo much! So homesick!

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KimKardashian: Tomorrow is last day to enter Sephora contest to be w me in Vegas cheer for our special #36 Chevy!  http://bit.ly/bPw5Yn

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KimKardashian: Thank u!! RT @starcastillo http://twitpic.com/13nalq - @KimKardashian here is the pic @KhloeKardashian wanted you to see of you Rocky!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian Rocky is moving to LA! he will be home tonight too! Can't wait to cuddle w my boys!

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KimKardashian: Long 3 weeks of traveling! I'm homesick! Finally heading back to LA! Let's hope my flight takes off w all this snow!

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KimKardashian: Omg I can't c it! Miss Rocky! RT @KhloeKardashian OMG HOW CUTE?!?!? http://bit.ly/b34aP4 @kimkardashian -- you and Rocky are in there!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/13mof2 - Dr. Oz just answered so many questions for me! LOVE HIM!

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KimKardashian: OK I hope I don't get in trouble...logging off now! xo

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KimKardashian: Air Marshall's are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!

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KimKardashian: RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian where is Kylie, I feel she has been left out a lot lately

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KimKardashian: @Jennah26 I love u guys and wish I could have met u! All of your support means so much!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I am so jealous! This week Reggie and I want to come to a game! Have fun guys! Love u Khloball

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KimKardashian: No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren't suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.

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KimKardashian: I LOVE THESE COLLAGES! RT @KardahisnFoSho http://twitpic.com/13oknj - @KimKardashian and @JonathanCheban at Bebe Runway

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KimKardashian: I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!

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KimKardashian: I just want 2 eat healthy! I am doing both now! RT @kylie_francis @KimKardashian why do you need to diet when you have quicktrim? lol

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KimKardashian: That will be my treat Friday! I can cheat once a week! Help me! This is gonna be so hard! RT @PerezHilton @KimKardashian Cupcakes!

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KimKardashian: I am NOT good at dieting! But I need to start eating better because its just healthy. I have such a sweet tooth, its gonna be hard.

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KimKardashian: Ok now that I'm home I got up early and worked out! Feels good! Also starting a low carb diet!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/13t6ve - I'm gonna be on QVC live Monday Feb 22 at 7pm EST!

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KimKardashian: I'm starving, what are healthy snacks?

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KimKardashian: Priceless! RT @TomDowdGNC @BrittGastineau the shot of you when Scott put $$ in mouth was priceless!!

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KimKardashian: RT @RobKardashian talks about his breakup w Adrienne, his real feelings about Scott and his biz plans (cont) http://tl.gd/9q8la

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KimKardashian: On my way to Sephora at Century City!!! Anyone there?

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KimKardashian: Can't wait to meet u! Be there soon! RT @jmonroy17 @KimKardashian yes we are here!! Been here since 6am !!!

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KimKardashian: Who's do u think is going to win the gold tonight in men's figure skating? Goooo @evanlysacek Good luck guys!

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KimKardashian: Who isn't!!!! Me too! RT @adrianacastro: I am in loooove with Loren Jewels by @lorenridinger Check them out http://lorenjewels.com

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KimKardashian: Crazy RT @RyanSeacrest lots of drama surrounding @scottdisick this week,just had him call in to talk about it, listen: http://bit.ly/bImRGN

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KimKardashian: Alright just came from visiting Kourt, Scott and Mason. Mason pooped and spit up on me! He reeeaaallly must have missed me!

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KimKardashian: Yes it is! RT @XO_Bianca_XO @KimKardashian isnt this dress from the #bebeKardashian line? i LOVE IT!! xo http://bit.ly/cVaSKC

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KimKardashian: I'm launching my very own cupcake tomorrow! Yay - come taste test with me at the famous cupcakes store in beverly hills tomorrow

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KimKardashian: @ScottBarnes68 babe call me we need to get Body Bling in Dash! I also want the platinum color!!! Its amazing!

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KimKardashian: Wow such an amazing site! Thank u so much!!! RT @iheartkimnet hi princess, i run a fansite about your fabulous life! www.iheartkim.net

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/145nyw - The SPINdustry is on our programming!!! Who's gonna watch?

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KimKardashian: I am going to be on @TheEllenShow today! Everyone tune in! xoxo

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KimKardashian: YES! And your bday!!! RT @JonathanCheban 1 more day till "The SPINdustry" on E! at 10:30pm right after @Kourtneykardash delivers Mason!!

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KimKardashian: Omg Heather McDonnald totally did a comedy sketch making fun of the Kardashians! LOL awkward!!!

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KimKardashian: At a comedy club w @KeepinUpWKris @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck @CarlaDiBello and the rest of the crew! Sooo funny!!!

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KimKardashian: About to pull up to Famous Cupcake's in Beverly Hills, who is here??? I'm starving! LOL

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KimKardashian: Yes they are! RT @TheEllenShow @KimKardashian ?s tweets are real. Here?s how I know: http://su.pr/1djDmR

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KimKardashian: West Coast are u watching The SPINdustry on E???

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KimKardashian: Yes u were there! Xo RT @UncleRUSH RT I was there when u started idea. Loved it. @KimKardashian: What did you guys think of SPINdustry

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KimKardashian: I'm so proud the first show I am exec producing is a trending topic again! Thanks everyone for tuning in!

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KimKardashian: Thank you! I'm trying to be like u! RT @RyanSeacrest Congrats @kimkardashian on exec producing your first show! Spindustry! Proud of u

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KimKardashian: What did you guys on the East Coast think of SPINdustry, they are hilarious?

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KimKardashian: Wait till you see hat happens after the commercial!!!

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KimKardashian: Lol RT @MadameSerenity Leave it to super-spy @kimkardashian, hiding in the closet during #MasonDash birth! I love it!

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KimKardashian: haha @simohuck your crazy Windexing those cupcakes!!!

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KimKardashian: I cried too, sooo emotionalRT @melaniebrooke91 @KimKardashian aww!! I started crying as I'm watching. Births are so emotional and amazing.

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KimKardashian: I had to! Too many people in the room! RT @RAVIEB @KimKardashian hiding in the closet while kourney gives birth LOL

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KimKardashian: "The SPINdustry" on in 1 minute!! CANT wait, KEEP WATCHING!!!

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KimKardashian: Season 2 of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami!!! Get ready to go to Miami Mason!!! Woowhooo

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KimKardashian: Ummm me too!!!!RT @KhloeKardashian I can't believe the things I say sometimes

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KimKardashian: Ha RT @RealLamarOdom Nah bro,don't think Reggie would appreciate it RT @franchize1 @RealLamarOdom Think u can hook me up w/ @KimKardashian ?

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KimKardashian: SPINdustry!!!! RT @MissKellyO I can't wait to watch SPINdustry at 10:30pm on E!!! Everyone watch!!!! @jonathancheban @simonhuck

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KimKardashian: Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

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KimKardashian: Wait is a cucumber a pickle??? I did not know this at all! Is @JonathanCheban lying to me?

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KimKardashian: I'm so excited 4 the season finale of Keeping Up W Kardashians tonight at 10pm on E!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian what is THON???

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KimKardashian: Best bday ever for Jonathan RT @JJCorsini A birthday and a new show in the same day!? Good luck @jonathancheban!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/150jlz - SPINdustry is on the huge flat screen at the gym!!!! This will be the best workout ever!

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KimKardashian: I've been wearing gym clothes all day running errands in hopes that I would get motivated to workout...I'm at the gym now, it worked!

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KimKardashian: Who's watching SPINdustry right now on E! It comes on again at 10:30pm! See Simon windex cupcakes! He's crazy!

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KimKardashian: Wow @khloekardashian now has a million followers! Woooowhooo KhloMoney!

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KimKardashian: 2 year old @laylagrace is sadly in her final days, battling an ugly disease, everyone please pray 4 her and give her parents strength!

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KimKardashian: Back in LA and it feels so good! I really enjoyed my QVC experience, can't wait to go back!

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KimKardashian: u probably are the funniest person I know! RT @RobKardashian I also wish I had Kims body too

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KimKardashian: Call in QVC, we will be taking calls! Going live in a few minutes!

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KimKardashian: Thank goodness 1 person is! LOL RT @reggie_bush RT @KimKardashian: Is anyone watching QVC? Yes I am!!!

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KimKardashian: Is anyone watching QVC? Did u see me?

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KimKardashian: RT @ENews Wow, the new E! series SPINdustry, from Executive Producer @KimKardashian got great ratings Sunday - 2.5 million viewers!! Woohoo

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KimKardashian: So funny @RyanSeacrest just called me w the Jersey Shore boys! I'm dying for them to give me a Jersey nick name!

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KimKardashian: I'm here! My airtime is 8:24pm live tonight RT @MrJayManuel:Traffic is terrible leaving NYC out to QVC. I hope @KimKardashian is on her way!

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KimKardashian: Service sucks here, calling u back now RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian Why did you hang up??? We weren't done talking missy

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KimKardashian: I will do the 14 day one! RT @KhloeKardashian Who wants to take the Quick Trim 48 hour cleanse with me? We can document together

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KimKardashian: Thank u!!! RT @usweekly @SimonHuck, @KimKardashian, @JonathanCheban, congrats on SPINdustry massive ratings!! http://tinyurl.com/ycekadf

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KimKardashian: Hahahaha good one!!!!!!! RT @PerezHilton @KimKardashian Snooki!

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KimKardashian: Hanging w me isn't enough? RT @MakeupByMario 3 hour drive to Philly... Hmm wishing I could write a blog from my phone or lay down and sleep

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KimKardashian: Kasting the Kardashians movie!!! LOL! Who do u think I chose to play me? http://bit.ly/bse8eo

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KimKardashian: I'm in NYC going to Philly to sell my perfume on QVC today 7pm EST! Please please tune in! Its my 1st time on QVC!

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KimKardashian: We just ate at moms, where r u? RT @scottdisick @KimKardashian you hit yang chow near me and didn't tell me. how dare you!

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KimKardashian: I loooove them! RT @lorenjewels in this week's US WEEkLY on @kimkardashian @lorenridinger wearing bangles from the royal jewels collection

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KimKardashian: Yang Chow is the best! Slippery shrimp is yummy! RT @xoCarleigh69 i just saw @reggie_bush and @kimkardashian i wonder how there food is.

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KimKardashian: Does anybody know why Bill Cosby's eyes look the way they do? Is he going blind? I love him, reminds me of my dad!

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KimKardashian: OMG! Front page of the @latimes!! http://bit.ly/b9OePi Thanks 2 all u guys for supporting us & to @britishjen 4 being the best web manager!

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KimKardashian: Everyone, my great family friend Dr. Garth Fisher is on twitter! Follow him @GarthFisherMD

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KimKardashian: The Situation and Pauly D from The Jersey Shore gave me my Jersey Shore nickname... it's 'The Infatuation.' Haha, now I'm a Jersey girl!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau a must!!!!

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KimKardashian: Come home Baby Baby Baby RT @reggie_bush I'm goin back to Cali Cali Cali

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KimKardashian: I love my brother moreRT @RobKardashian I love my sisters

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KimKardashian: Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along

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KimKardashian: OMG did anyone see Chelsey Lately tonight??? Sooo funny!

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KimKardashian: Relax guys! We will be just fine! RT @JonathanCheban @lorenridinger at least!! lol

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KimKardashian: Wait @Reggie_Bush and I are on our way... Watch out! RT @RobKardashian @RealLamarOdom NBA2K10... HURRY HOME!

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KimKardashian: Haha no @scottdisick is NOT coming to Vegas! RT @ohnoitsTerr @KimKardashian Scott better not be going this time!!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I can't wait!!!! Going to be so much fun! Are u afraid of helicopters? My mom planned something fun!

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KimKardashian: Hey Guys! Meet me @taolasvegas this Saturday night for my Vegas Fragrance Launch Party! http://tiny.cc/Pjp2b

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KimKardashian: Getting ready for the 2nd baby shower! This one is for Monica, my amazing stylist!

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KimKardashian: I think I love her more RT @KhloeKardashian Just ran into Kimora Lee Simmons at the BH hotel! Kimora is everything. She's fabulous! Love her

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KimKardashian: I'm throwing 2 baby showers today with @KourtneyKardash and @KhloeKardashian busy day!!!

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KimKardashian: My official iphone ap just launched! http://bit.ly/aXubHE Have you guys tried it out yet!?

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KimKardashian: Sorry Kourt RT @KourtneyKardash -@KhloeKardashian @reggie_bush @kimkardashian did u slore bags 4get to invite the cool sister? i mean Rude

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KimKardashian: So much fun! RT @RobKardashian Just watched House Party 3 w/ the Familia! @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian @Reggie_Bush @RealLamarOdom

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KimKardashian: Pray for the people in Chile!! #prayersforchile

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KimKardashian: Everyone...please send your prayers to everyone affected by the earthquake... #prayersforchile PLEASE RT!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Our flight attendant is singing the flight instructions! LOL

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15o7u3 - On my way to Vegas! Guess who's flying the plane? LOL

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KimKardashian: Support everyone! RT @kenpaves @KimKardashian Hey Kim, can you please help and RT http://support.operationsmile.org/goto/Hair_for_Haiti

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KimKardashian: On my way to the Laker game w @KhloeKardashian @KeepinUpWKris and grandma MJ

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15r88t - Here I come @TaoLasVegas !!!

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KimKardashian: great suggestions guys! I've downloaded 5 of your suggestions so far! Need fun music to get ready to!

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KimKardashian: I am downloading songs on itunes....any suggestions?

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KimKardashian: I'm getting ready for Sephora right now! Who's in Vegas? Who's coming?

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KimKardashian: No they are not on twitter RT @Morgan0X0X0 @KimKardashian Do Kendall and Kylie have twitters?

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KimKardashian: Spindustry comes on in 10mins East Coast on the E! Channel

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KimKardashian: The tsunami warning in Hawaii was lifted! That's amazing news!!! Keep praying!

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KimKardashian: Any update on Hawaii? So many people can feel the affects of the earthquake in Chile and are in danger from this tsunami...keep praying

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KimKardashian: @lalavazquez Kiyan too! Its Reggie's and Rob's!

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KimKardashian: Can't believe its March already! So many special birthdays this month!

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KimKardashian: What's twitterville up to?

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KimKardashian: Hey download my official iPhone app at  http://appetizermobile.com/kimkardashian. I'll be answering YOUR questions from the app weekly!

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KimKardashian: Congrats to my best friend Ali and Rich who had their first baby today! I'm at the hospital now visiting

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KimKardashian: Join me and @shakira @alejandrosanz @EvaLongoria and hundreds of artists in giving the planet a rest for 5 min march 22 at 2100 hours (9pm)

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KimKardashian: My car crashed :-( just glad the driver Mike Bliss is ok!

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KimKardashian: Anyone watching Nascar? U guys see the pink Kim Kardashian car?

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KimKardashian: I wanted 2 be respectful and let Mr. Shelby say it! RT @candacekahue @kimkardashian I thought you were say "gentleman, start your engines."

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15vyka - It takes a confident man to wear a pink drivers uniform AKA jumpsuit! LOL go Mike Bliss!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15vh2s - This is @JonathanCheban 's 1st time he might throw up! @SimonHuck & I are laughing!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15vgoz - In a helicopter heading to Nascar

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15vdfc - Gentleman...start your engines!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15v0sz - Another view of the car! Let's go Tommy Baldwin!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15v0m8 - Check out the Nascar #36 that's racing today!

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KimKardashian: Ok most of u guys are saying sleek pony tail, I will go with that since its more sporty

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KimKardashian: So I'm wearing a jumpsuit...do I do my hair down, glam, long curly or sleek tight pony tail?

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KimKardashian: Yes!!!!! RT @TomDowdGNC I'm back up getting ready for Nascar (via @KimKardashian). R U doing the "Start Your Engines?"

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KimKardashian: I feel like I just went to bed, now I'm back up getting ready for Nascar

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/15td16 - OMG look at my cake! Thank u @TaoLasVegas

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KimKardashian: Pieces are the best! My dad, brother and boyfriend are pieces... Best sign for boys!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton of course! Sounds like so much fun!

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KimKardashian: I love March bdays! RT @PerezHilton @KimKardashian Mine is March 23rd!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/16ccnz - Rocky partied too hard at @Reggie_Bush 's bday party!

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KimKardashian: U are glowing like this sun! Beautiful! RT @BrittGastineau "Shaded Sun" www.TRESGLAM.com http://tweetphoto.com/13063549

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KimKardashian: This contest is hilarious! http://bit.ly/9lNsOt Send me, @kourtneykardash and @khloekardashian to The Oscars!!

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KimKardashian: Everyone wish @Reggie_Bush a Happy Birthday!

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KimKardashian: I spelled pisces wrong....

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KimKardashian: Happy birthday babe! I'm letting u beat me in cards bc its your birthday :-)

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KimKardashian: WOW! http://bit.ly/9Mpju8 Are you serious!?

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KimKardashian: thanks @JordanEdelson and @Cheo_Vidal at @AppetizerMobile for hooking up my app!

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KimKardashian: What is my favorite fitness routine?" asked by @ChristinaLWeber from my app. Hear my answer at  http://appetizermobile.com/kimkardashian 

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KimKardashian: ohhhh who just won again!!!! ME!!!!!! woowhooo

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KimKardashian: Totally RT @SHABOOTY don't you hate people who tweet each other when they're in the same room? *cough* @kimkardashian @reggie_bush *cough*

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KimKardashian: OHHHHHH Who just won again???? ME Sucka!! RT @reggie_bush -@KimKardashian not to fast sucka!!!!! I'm on ya heels! My middle name is Tunk!!!

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KimKardashian: OHHHHHH Who just won again???? ME!!!! RT @reggie_bush -@KimKardashian not to fast sucka!!!!! I'm on ya heels! My middle name is Tunk!!!

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KimKardashian: @taviarahki thanks dollface!

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KimKardashian: I just won again!

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KimKardashian: RT @JasonBinn When we say the word love, it is not about who you can see yourself with. Love is about who you can't see yourself without.

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KimKardashian: I just won a game of tonk!!!!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I know text me!

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KimKardashian: Exactly!!! That's why I'm losing! LOL RT @pinaaacoladaaa -@KimKardashian i thought u didnt drink?!

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KimKardashian: Tonk & Sangria don't mix well together...making me lose

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KimKardashian: Playing card game Tonk with @Reggie_Bush @Aischiller & Crystal ...Im losing :-(

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KimKardashian: My @shoedazzle shoe of the month is..... http://bit.ly/ae4kIf

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KimKardashian: Whose gonna watch the Oscar's? I wonder who will win & who will be best dressed! Predictions???

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KimKardashian: I'm only taking pics w buff tranny's! Love our new rule! RT @reggie_bush I'm only taking pics w Midget Strippers! New Rule!!! :-)

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KimKardashian: RT @reggie_bush It's sad that now days if you take pics with fans, there's a possibility that you may be accused of dating that person

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KimKardashian: On my way 2 the gym! Listening to Power 106! Love Liz! Big Boy and Tattoo!!!

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KimKardashian: For the record not ONE reply said to workout! Everyone said sleep and be rested. Usually its like half and half but not this time!

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KimKardashian: I know, I'm gonna split the time and do sit ups and squats at home for 30mins! Best of both worlds

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KimKardashian: I have a shoot in the morning. Do I get up at 6am to workout or sleep that extra hour to and look more rested. Toned or rested???

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KimKardashian: @RENEEBABY206 love u doll! Xo

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KimKardashian: Stunning! Watch fashion police RT @XO_Bianca_XO @KimKardashian are u watching @KhloeKardashian on Fashion Police? your sis looks stunning!

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KimKardashian: Goodnight doll.... Sweet dreams! RT @itsinia And goodnight my idols,may god be with you tonight guarding your dreams.

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KimKardashian: I love that Sandra Bullock won a Razzie and an Oscar in the same year!

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KimKardashian: Home sweet home...

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KimKardashian: I'm going to start eating better, what are some good no carb snacks?

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KimKardashian: Up early...need to hit the gym. 2nd day of my new QuickTrim diet. Working out, taking 14 day Burn & Cleanse, and eating more protein

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KimKardashian: RT @RobKardashian God has a plan.

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KimKardashian: RT @mzloveskim Thanks to the kardashians @kimkardashian @kloekardashian I am now down 8lbs & no more people teasing me calling me a "fatty"

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KimKardashian: I miss Mason so much! This feeling just isn't normal

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KimKardashian: Just had a great BeBe meeting! Can't wait for our fall collection!!!

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KimKardashian: Such a productive day so far! Tailor, car was and now gym! Let's get it! 3rd day w light carns and QuickTrim

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KimKardashian: Can't wait to share our fav skincare products, w u guys! Find out more http://bit.ly/axHhfA and sign up now!! http://www.perfectskinnow.com/

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KimKardashian: I want to scream ROOOOOOOCCCKKKKKYYY....Like how they yell ALLLVINNNNNNN from Alvin & the chipmunks

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KimKardashian: I look away for 2 seconds & Rocky jumped up on the desk & ate my whole dinner!!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm excited to watch @KhloeKardashian & @RealLamarOdom tonight on the George Lopez show

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KimKardashian: Getting ready for Jay Leno! Who's gonna watch tonight?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/17zw41 - Backstage at Jay Leno! Glammed up by @MakeUpByMario and @FGHair

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KimKardashian: Look! I'm backstage with Jay Leno right now!!! http://bit.ly/cVci5a

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KimKardashian: I totally remember, we met at the mall right? RT @bieberboys i met @kimkardashian at the mall,2 bad she doesnt remember. i still luv her tho

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KimKardashian: Can no one have a sense of humor about the butt pads tweet! Obviously its a joke! @Sweetly_MixXed

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KimKardashian: Come now, I'm here! Dreams do come true! RT @StephanieSosa I had a dream that I met @KimKardashian at the airport lol.

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KimKardashian: Yay! Glad u watched! RT @AKRPR @kimkardashian last night on Leno talking about PERFECT SKIN !! She looked gorgeous ! Great Job Kim :)

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KimKardashian: Yes! I have absolutely no ass without them! RT @BumpQueen78 i think it's so fabulous that you wear your butt pads under everything now

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KimKardashian: Such a busy travel week! Heading to Boston now, hope it isn't too cold!

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KimKardashian: My dad because I miss him RT @THE_REAL_MG5 @kimkardashian if u could spend one day with anybody u want to who it would be and why? :]

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KimKardashian: I'm selling my fitness dvd's and my fragrance today! RT @SoyDelicious What r u selling?

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KimKardashian: @MIKESNEDEGAR he's probably asleep! Don't scare me! LOL

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KimKardashian: How's Vegas Robbie? @RobKardashian

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KimKardashian: RT @itsMichaelYo Today is the first @KhloeKardashian after Dark Show.Keep checking in to be a part of the show 866-645-9100 RT please

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KimKardashian: "What is my favorite lip gloss?" asked by @RomessaHussain from my app. Hear my answer at  http://appetizermobile.com/kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: Slept most of the ride, feel good, now in hair and make up for QVC!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/189bqa - Made a bed on my side of the limo! Night night!

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KimKardashian: Bye Boston! Now driving 6 hrs to Philly in a stretch limo so @CarlaDiBello and I can sleep the whole way! Watching Casino 2 fall asleep

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KimKardashian: @GarthFisherMD thank u! I always get a little nervous! Tomorrow will be fun!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1881bu - PopRocks Martini! I may need a sip 2 eat the candy! LOL

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I know! Meet me in Miami this weekend!!!

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KimKardashian: What's up Boston!

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KimKardashian: I need ur help! The 'Get Ur Glam On' contest I did on my blog is nominated for a Buzz Award!! http://bit.ly/ajlTdk Please please vote!!!!

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KimKardashian: On QVC this Sat! Tune in2see the moves that keep me camera ready&get camera ready 2 http://www.fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com special QVC offer!

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KimKardashian: @teresatrees1 dont be nervous! be confident!

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KimKardashian: @amberthomp it was a joke! i clearly dont wear them

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KimKardashian: These were all amazing!!! U really did send us to the Oscars! LOL http://bit.ly/bZs2Vz some really funny ones too!

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KimKardashian: @UncleRUSH isnt she the best! i love her too!

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KimKardashian: On QVC this Sat! Tune in see the moves that keep me camera ready! Get camera ready too - www.fitinyoureansbyfriday.com special QVC offer!

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KimKardashian: Be positive and know everything will b ok! Stay strong RT @guccigrl27 im going in 4 surgery,i can barely walk,im really scared,u inspire me

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/18d3jw - Have a break at QVC, need nails done...which ones should I do?

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KimKardashian: About to go live on QVC in a few minutes! Turn it on!

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KimKardashian: Touched down in Miami and I'm about to get an amazing spray tan by @sobetan ...I know its late but I have a shoot early tomorrow!

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KimKardashian: U can go to www.QVC.com and still order! RT @MadameSerenity @KimKardashian I was at work! How can I order now?

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KimKardashian: Thank u everyone who tuned into QVC today and purchased my perfume and fitness dvd's!

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KimKardashian: Sooo much to do, not enough hours in the day!

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KimKardashian: Just finished QVC now hoping on a jet to Miami! Shoot tomorrow super early! I need a spray tan when I land and must go see Mason!

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KimKardashian: I'm going live on QVC at 7:10pm EST. Who's gonna watch??? Ahhh I'm getting nervous!

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KimKardashian: Hurry, we are all here! RT @lorenridinger Gonna go home and see my girls soon:) @evalongoria @kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: My shoot is on the water today and I just saw a dolphin swim by...isn't that good luck?

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KimKardashian: Xo RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/18i3b9 - Made my mom DVR @kimkardashian on QVC today! GO kim! That's major! My mom bought the DVD's

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KimKardashian: Woke up early but shoot isn't til this afternoon! Sunset shoot! Wooowhooo! I can sleep!

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KimKardashian: Next time a reasonable hour! RT @sobetan @KimKardashian always my pleasure to see you, @sobetan your personal spray tanner when in Miami :)

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KimKardashian: I'm here at ur beautiful home! Since u aren't back yet, can I sleep in ur room? JK! Hurry home! Miss u! @LorenRidinger @JRRidinger

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KimKardashian: Celebration time! @EvaLongoria thank you everyone! beautiful day in miami with @tp9network, @lorenridinger, @kimkardashian, @robinantinpcd!

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KimKardashian: RT @robinantinpcd Happy birthday @evalongoria ! Having breakfast in Miami w eva, @kimkardashian all the beautiful girls!!

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KimKardashian: Happy birthday @EvaLongoria Can't wait for tonight!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/18u0rn - Big pimpin at @LorenRidinger and @JRRidinger 's home

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KimKardashian: The joy is in the journey

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KimKardashian: Watching The Hurt Locker... Hope I don't fall asleep...I always fall asleep in movies

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KimKardashian: @jrridinger haha I saw u walking in front of me! I tweeted this bc of your shirt! LOL

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KimKardashian: My fav pic ever! RT @RobKardashian http://twitpic.com/190w4r - I LOVE this pic of my Dad and I... And YES I am gonna have the cutest SON!

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KimKardashian: I'm so sleepy...didn't sleep well last night. Up early for a QuickTrim shoot and commercial

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KimKardashian: I wonder what @RobKardashian is gonna do for his bday? All of his sisters are gone!

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KimKardashian: follow @brutha they are 5 brothers and have a beautiful song out right now produced by R Kelly that you guys will like

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday Robbie!!!! I love u so much @RobKardashian !!!!!

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KimKardashian: Everyone wishes you a happy bday @robkardashian!! http://bit.ly/9PVRGT

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KimKardashian: RT @NickSaglimbeni Its a triple threat today w @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash These ladies take it to another level!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/195dnq - Guess who else is wearing green? My little leprechaun Mason!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/195d94 - Happy St. Patrick's Day! Guess who's wearing green today!

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KimKardashian: RT @KourtneyKardash At a photo shoot with @kimkardashian and @khloekardashian. Getting our glam on thanks to @makeupbymario and @robscheppy.

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KimKardashian: Sooo happy! We are soooo good! LOL Haha miss u so much! RT @lorenridinger OMG:) sooo happy right now! @kimkardashian miss u babe

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @JRRidinger !!!!! MarketAmerica King! Hurry home so we can all celebrate!

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KimKardashian: Today only @sephora are doing special offer 4 a free tote bag when u spend $45 or more on my fragrance! http://www.sephora.com/go/kardashian

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KimKardashian: She made me healthy oatmeal w soy milk RT @reinkandie @KimKardashian yummy...what she make???

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KimKardashian: Not enough... But last night 6 hours RT @JillianTheresa @KimKardashian Do you ever sleep? seriously, how many hours a night do you get?

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KimKardashian: Kourtney made me breakfast! She's such a mommy! I love u @KourtneyKardash

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KimKardashian: Dinner was fun! Luv u RT @CherylBurke1 On my way to see @KimKardashian for dinner. Haven't seen her in over a year. So excited to catch up!

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KimKardashian: Here at Walgreens! Who's here?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/19jmbb - View from my balcony...can't believe this is what I wake up to!

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KimKardashian: I love Miami sooo much! Feels like home!

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KimKardashian: Haha RT @JonathanCheban a pomeranian named lil reggie is the funniest thing I ever heard! I just fell off the couch laughing! WE LOVE ROCKY!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban well I just read the article & it says I have a pomeranian named lil Reggie...so clearly they dont know...just cruel

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KimKardashian: What's so awful, is they made up this same exact rumor last year, that I stomped a dog to death! People are so cruel! This is not true!

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KimKardashian: There is some crazy rumor that I killed my dog. What a hurtful rumor! I would NEVER dare hurt my baby Rocky or any other animal!!!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau u need to get some sleep!!!! I can't believe u are awake! Go to bed bath & beyond now! u need new pillows

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KimKardashian: Up early today! At the gym!

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KimKardashian: Sooo fun! RT @lorenridinger Great day today with my family and friends on boat:) @KimKardashian @KourtneyKardash @jrridinger

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KimKardashian: Relaxing on the yacht...always have company! LOL http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/kim-kardashian/kim-kardashian-yachting-bikini-babe-337969

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KimKardashian: Who is in LA today? Go2 Happy Endings in Hollywood at 1pm for St Baldrick's Cancer Fundraiser Wish I cld be there! http://bit.ly/app82y

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KimKardashian: Just left Y100, Khloe After Dark! Did some radio drops! I loved Khloe's pink bedazzled microphone!

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KimKardashian: Just had the best workout! The trainer just told me Chai Latte's are filled w sugar...mannnn!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/19ltsq - Birdman brought his daughter to shop at Dash!!!

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KimKardashian: U guys will never guess what celeb just showed up to Dash in Miami!!!

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KimKardashian: Win the complete Hollywood treatment & a photo shoot with me, with @shoedazzle and @ELLEgirlModels http://www.ellegirlmodelsearch.com/

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KimKardashian: I'm so hungry

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KimKardashian: YES! It was so scary but fun! I have a video and pics! Let's do it!!!! RT @lalavazquez Has anyone done REAL skydiving?

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KimKardashian: Happy Sunday! How's everyone spending their Sunday? I'm baby sitting Mason all day!

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KimKardashian: im taking a #5minbreak at 9pm come join @lorenridinger @shakira @evalongoria @alejandrosanz. make a diff.... http://bit.ly/awOomk

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KimKardashian: @StephPlo That's amazing!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Dancing With the Stars starts today!!!! So excited! Good luck everyone!

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KimKardashian: @karlawilbanks yes! I used it to lose about 6 to 8lbs!

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KimKardashian: Who is my favorite fashion designer?" asked by @EmilyBrickelCEO from my app. Hear my answer at  http://appetizermobile.com/kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: Good luck and stay focused RT @Japandaaa @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian I started Quick Trim Burn Cleanse today. I've heard great reviews

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KimKardashian: @305SaintsGirl not true! LOL

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KimKardashian: Have a great day everyone! Be happy and healthy!

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KimKardashian: Up early! Lots of meetings and filming Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @PerezHilton !!!

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KimKardashian: Mason looks just like Rob and my dad! He's soooo handsome

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KimKardashian: Words just can't describe how I feel about Mason! I'm sooo in love w my nephew! I just woke him up for a kiss!

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KimKardashian: Agree! RT @KourtneyKardash morning jog w @kimkardashian on the beach! no better way to start my day...well, a smile and a kiss from mason

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KimKardashian: OMG you guys...@LorenJewels is now at DASH Miami! You have to come see!

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KimKardashian: @RoxySowlaty me too!!! I almost died! I need to start incorporating the few Armenian words I know into my vocab

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KimKardashian: Taptuvats??? U speak Armenian Rox? RT @RoxySowlaty Getting a carwash at handy j's-my car was a dirty taptuvats messsssssss

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KimKardashian: I'll be at The Grove on April 8 for the @muscleflex VATA launch party!! http://bit.ly/d9Y4v8 Get your tix now :)

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KimKardashian: oh thats what that was? RT @nicolerichie @KimKardashian theres 1 side effect where u grow a tiny penis but I'm sure u wont mind. Enjoy!

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KimKardashian: I just tried Almond Milk today...thanks @nicolerichie for the health food tip!

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KimKardashian: U will die at how big mason is! RT @JonathanCheban @KourtneyKardash can't wait to c u and mason!! I need to kiss him asap!!!!

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KimKardashian: Hurry already!!! RT @JonathanCheban Can't wait to get to Miami already!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy 1st birthday to @shoedazzle!! Come celebrate with me today! http://bit.ly/cblZrv

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KimKardashian: up early...I feel like I am getting a cold, I will not let this happen to me!

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KimKardashian: Yes! Make today a great day! RT @lorenridinger Make tomorrow a great day!!! Do something that pushes you to become greater...

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KimKardashian: RT @jrridinger #marketamerica just completed our 1st tour, highlites of what u missed. what a rush http://bit.ly/mablitztour-highlight-video

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KimKardashian: Hurry!! RT @lalavazquez MIAMI..here I come!

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian wot do u think of Bruce?s new @TropicanaOJ Juicy Rewards fam? http://bit.ly/ai3qqa #spon

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KimKardashian: RT @KimKWeb Looking forward to launching @KardashianMafia soon with @KhloeDaily and @KourtKardashNet

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KimKardashian: Rob isn't in the car with us right now, just the girls so we aren't thinking about him right now! LOL RT @Gitya_Dina How about Rob?

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KimKardashian: Khloe finally came back to Miami! I missed her so much! My life is now complete!

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KimKardashian: I love @JustinBieber and @TaylorSwift13 ! But I love @KourtneyKardash and @KhloeKardashian even more!

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KimKardashian: I love @JustinBieber and @TaylorSwift ! But I love @KourtneyKardash and @KhloeKardashian even more!

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KimKardashian: Did anyone see SouthPark yesterday? Kourtney, Khloe and I got killed! LOL

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KimKardashian: So excited to see my girls tonight 4 a fun dinner @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez @LorinRidinger @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1b2ium - Who the hell is Wayne Bridge? LOL Someone please fill me in because I have no clue!

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KimKardashian: Tomorrow we get to finally sleep in! Don't start filming until the afternoon! Can't wait to sleep in til noon! LOL

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KimKardashian: Hahaha @kourtneykardashian I was the last to be killed!!! http://bit.ly/cHaIUS

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KimKardashian: @ScottBarnes68 miss u too!

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KimKardashian: On our way! RT @JonathanCheban At STK miami with the whole crew @Kimkardashian @kourtneykardash @khloekardashian @lalavazquez where r u??

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KimKardashian: @ScottBarnes68 hey! Those shots we did from Karl Simone are some of my favorite ever! Going to change my twitter background tonight!

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KimKardashian: @robinantinpcd I wish u were too!!!! Miss u

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1b9ddf - Good morning kiss!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau ummmm calling u now! U are crazy to still be up! LOL

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KimKardashian: Up super early today! Wish I had time to workout today but straight to filming all day

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1baf7h - Another beautiful Miami day on the boat!

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KimKardashian: Thank you 2 photographer Karl Simone 4 this beautiful new twitter background pic! & of course Scott Barnes 4 make up & Chuckie Amos for hair

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KimKardashian: How's everyone enjoying their weekend? What's everyone up to?

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1bcp4u - Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1bfw7n - The beautiful Alicia Keys!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1bft2b - At the Alicia Keys concert with @LorenRidinger @JRRidinger

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KimKardashian: I want my sister @KourtneyKardash to get to a million followers! Help a sister out!!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy birthday @CarlaDiBello we will celebrate as soon as I get home!

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KimKardashian: So excited my mom, Kendall and Kylie are coming to Miami tomorrow! The girls first time!

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban http://twitpic.com/1bk23h - Pretty Good seats, LOL! At Sony Ericsson open w @kimkardashian @lorenridinger @jrridinger

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KimKardashian: U too!! See u in NYC! Xo RT @kikilet @KimKardashian so fun to finally meet you and seeing lauren. have a great time in miami, best kelly

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KimKardashian: Good Sunday morning! Pulling up to a tennis match! So fun!

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KimKardashian: Miss u more!!!! RT @RobKardashian @KimKardashian Miss You!

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KimKardashian: Laughing w @KourtneyKardash about our obsession w the show Perfect Strangers! Remember Balky! LOL

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KimKardashian: I never want 2 go home! LOL RT @KhloeKardashian I am getting homesick! Only 3 more days and I get to go home to my husband! Yay!!!

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KimKardashian: Got a box of lashes from @TheMakeUpMan They look so glam! Have some on now!

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KimKardashian: Can't wait to see how @GPlatinum from Platinum MotorSport hooked up my Range Rover!

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KimKardashian: Listening to "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt...one of my all time favorite songs!

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KimKardashian: Go to www.ahomeinhaiti.org and buy ONE tent to save a life!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1c058k - Just went on a sea plane w @KourtneyKardash wow that was scary!

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KimKardashian: This girl turned @ladygaga's Bad Romance into a happy birthday song for @shoedazzle! http://bit.ly/9Zwpfz

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KimKardashian: U disturb me, u NEED 2 wake up! RT @MikeinSanDiego BS..I drink, smoke dope, talk on cell, text drive. I've never had a wreck,I drive better

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KimKardashian: I had an awful texting and driving experience, can't wait to share it with u all one day! Seriously its so unsafe and its so preventable!!!

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KimKardashian: Who will pledge w me? RT @TheOprahShow @KimKardashian texting and driving is outrageous! Take our #nophonezone pledge http://bit.ly/8Ljxbb

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KimKardashian: Texting or using your cell in Florida is NOT illegal...just FYI! I think it should be, I had a scare myself and never will again!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1byueq - A cop texting & driving in the car next to us! This disturbs me! What do u guys think?

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KimKardashian: Retweet!!! Its rain season in Haiti HELP! www.ahomeinhaiti.org Provide shelter for a family! Click and buy today! http://bit.ly/cPTEyv

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KimKardashian: Noo Come back to Miami! RT @EvaLongoria Crew is not complete!!!RT @lorenridinger: @AlejandroSanz @KimKardashian the crew is finally together

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KimKardashian: Were back! RT @lorenridinger @AlejandroSanz @KimKardashian the crew is finally together http://tweetphoto.com/16381797

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KimKardashian: I Miss u! Love u! RT @OfficialKimora @KimKardashian Heybabes, Sendin my luv 2 u + the fam! Finally got the hang of this! I'm addicted!?kls

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1bt0ai - With @KeepinUpWKris watching Roger Federer match! He won the coin toss!

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KimKardashian: Rain has finally gone away and now the tennis matches can begin! I'm tossing the coin for the Roger Federer match now!

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KimKardashian: Preach on KLS!!! RT @OfficialKimora THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING!!!! KLS

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KimKardashian: U look amazing! RT @KourtneyKardash http://bit.ly/97o3t4 check out my life+style mag cover of me in a bikini and how I lost 33 pounds.

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KimKardashian: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! LOVE ALWAYS, NICOLE, KHLOE, AND JONATHAN xoxo

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KimKardashian: Ok dolls, going to bed. Not feeling like myself tonight. All this traveling is giving me diarrhea. Goodnight!

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KimKardashian: Hey @joelmadden how bout you follow a sister. I got the goodies.

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KimKardashian: By the way @Joelmadden might be the hottest man alive. I loveeeeee a good daddy.

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian I didnt drink! All I had was a little si-zzzuurrrrppp

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian the question is are YOU okay! Shut up Khloe!

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KimKardashian: I wish I was Joel Madden.

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KimKardashian: @amandadecadenet Doll WHAT are you talking about its me Kim! I'm just not myself because Ive had diarrhea all day so I'm dehydrated

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KimKardashian: @MonicaRoseStyle Hey doll. I'm craving a makeover. I'm thinking 80's, and bottomless

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KimKardashian: I don't care who was at The Grove! Shut up Britt! RT @BrittGastineau Guess who is at the grove @kimkardashian ?

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KimKardashian: Just got back from a long day, and my room smells like @jonathancheban dookie.

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau no doll, its me. I swear.

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KimKardashian: Nicole Richie reminds me of my jeep

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KimKardashian: Oh what am I doing? Just staring at a picture of Nicole Richie's tig ol' bitties!

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KimKardashian: Sometimes I think I am a lesbian because HOT DAMN I think Nicole Richie is fffooooiiinnneee!

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KimKardashian: GUESS WHO?

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KimKardashian: How good was that prank? RT @JonathanCheban Thnx for making me puke! Lol RT @KimKardashian I got 2 people sooo good for April Fools

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KimKardashian: How good are we @KenBakerNow !!!! We got my mom sooo good for April Fools, she hung up on us!

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KimKardashian: She tried! But Lisa, I can't be fooled! LOL RT @lisagastineau @KimKardashian did @BrittGastineau get YOU TOO!!! we'll get her back!!!

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KimKardashian: Oh yes I did!!! RT @MonicaRoseStyle Did anyone get April fooled today? @KimKardashian got me pretty good! Lol

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KimKardashian: Let's hope Nicole doesn't hack again... Should I keep her picture up though? LOL

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KimKardashian: OMG @NicoleRichie hacked my twitter everyone!!!! That was hands down the funniest April Fools!!!

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KimKardashian: Goin' back to Cali...

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KimKardashian: Yes! U started it all! Everyone follow @TeamKardashians RT @TeamKardashians @kimkardashian u 4got about me and i started the twitter trend

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KimKardashian: Haha I know! Time to get home and in the gym! RT @CarlaDiBello I'm NOT. ;) RT @KimKardashian: Its my last day in Miami, I'm kind of sad :-(

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KimKardashian: Its my last day in Miami, I'm kind of sad :-(

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KimKardashian: Or w me! LOL! Let's all go! RT @lalavazquez I can't wait 2 see Why Did I get Married Too...needs to be a date night..me and my boo :-)

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KimKardashian: Pool time at @lorenridinger and @jrridinger's amazing house!! http://bit.ly/ahQnKw Their pool is to DIE for!

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KimKardashian: hey guys! follow these fab sites! @KimKWeb @iheartkimnet @xo_bianca_xo @kimkfannet they are the best fans ever!!!

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KimKardashian: Today Jesus died on the cross for our sins...

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KimKardashian: Happy Good Friday!

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KimKardashian: There's no place like home....

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KimKardashian: I am actually really sad I did not wake up to the beautiful beach & my little Mason! I really want to move to Miami!

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KimKardashian: I had the weirdest dreams last night...I did not like them

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KimKardashian: This Easter candy is outrageous!!! The reese's pieces eggs and the sweet tart bunnies! I am in heaven!

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KimKardashian: At the movies with @BrittGastineau seeing "Why did I get married Too"... just ran into @RobKardashian leaving the same movie!!!

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KimKardashian: Go to tresglam.com and get the shaded sun necklace! proceeds go to charity for skin cancer!

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KimKardashian: Happy Easter! Getting ready for church with the family....hope you all have a blessed day!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1d9j47 - Funny Easter humor from @EvaLongoria ....Peep show!

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KimKardashian: Let's go Lakers!!! At the game with @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Just finished a great church service by @Brad_S_Johnson

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KimKardashian: Heading to NYC...

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KimKardashian: This is completely fake! http://bit.ly/cSqMHY

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KimKardashian: GOOO! RT @Jenner4COPD I'm racing against Strahan to see who can get the most people to take the screener, help me win! http://bit.ly/5uttiP

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KimKardashian: I give a damn!!! http://bit.ly/cPmczI

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KimKardashian: About to go on Regis and Kelly! Will give u guys the air date soon!

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KimKardashian: Good morning New York! Up early today...

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KimKardashian: @OfficialKimora Just glad u figured this twitter thing out! But I need to teach u about retweeting aka RT!

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KimKardashian: @OfficialKimora I know this is you! Jonathan was asking! I don't even remember where we ate!!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: I don't even remember! Its her RT @JonathanCheban @OfficialKimora if this is the real kimora, where did we have dinner after the mtv awards?

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KimKardashian: It?s official! Heading to Australia on April 19 to help launch MOTOBLUR handsets for Optus. #KimAndOptus RT

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KimKardashian: I heart my girlfriends! http://bit.ly/avwTIP

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone!

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KimKardashian: Just 4 a few hours 2 film then heading out again... Living on a plane! RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian again?! Yay!!!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: This was my favorite make up EVER! U are a genius! Love you!! @MakeupByMario http://twitpic.com/1e3nz1 - Kim glowing last night

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KimKardashian: I never stay home...heading to Miami to see my sissy's!

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KimKardashian: Good luck @LorenJewels and @LorenRidinger at your trunk show tonight!!!!

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KimKardashian: Mom is now officially a writer!! http://bit.ly/9TyCwf congrats @keepingupwithkris

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KimKardashian: @AlimahS u never know! LOL xo

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KimKardashian: Love working w/ @fusion_beauty new Luxe Boudoir LipFusion collection @ sephora.com. $1 from each goes 2 7Bar Foundation 2 help women! 

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KimKardashian: My thoughts and prayers go out to the people in Poland....so sad about their president passing

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KimKardashian: Its changed my life! I LOVE being an aunt!!! RT @stacks0 @KimKardashian do you enjoy being an aunt??

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KimKardashian: Never say never but not now RT @itisaziemah @KimKardashian another question. Do you plan on dyeing your hair any other color in the future?

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KimKardashian: Yes! It really does, u should for sure try it! RT @moorenme @KimKardashian... Does Quick Trim really work?

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KimKardashian: Who u callin' shorty? LOL RT @reggie_bush shorty!!!! RT @KimKardashian: That's why I always wear heels! Kendall Kylie tower over me!

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KimKardashian: That's why I always wear heels! Kendall Kylie tower over me! RT @buttercupcakes 5'3" RT @thatcalikid how tall r u? WOW. u r that short!!

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KimKardashian: Of course! I would love to when the time is right! Maybe 4! RT @Nickieistheshit @KimKardashian do your ever plan on having kids?

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KimKardashian: To be a good person and be happy! RT @MzDaniiLove @KimKardashian what is your ultimate goal in life??

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KimKardashian: Try the QuickTrim 14 day cleanse first! RT @SandyyHolguin @KimKardashian What QT are we suppose to start with? Really want to try it!!!

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KimKardashian: 5'3" RT @thatcalikid how tall are you @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Tough one... Not really. I get scared RT @PsychicAmy @KIMKARDASHIAN IM SO HAPPY YOU ARE ANSWERING ARE QUSTIONS SO DO YOU BELIVE IN PSYCHICS?

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KimKardashian: Yes! Season 5 for sure! RT @Moneyraffa @KimKardashian Kim!!!! Is there gonna be another season of keeping up with the kardashians?

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KimKardashian: Size 6.5 but in sneakers 7.5 RT @CynthiaLoves @KimKardashian what size shoes do you wear?

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KimKardashian: I'm going to dedicate this weekend to my fans...ask away guys, I will try to answer all of your questions!

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KimKardashian: Still 4 people missing in the mine, from that terrible explosion. Please pray for them and their loved ones and everyone involved!

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KimKardashian: Hey guys! I will not be in Dallas today as planned,a scheduling conflict forced me to cancel.We are rescheduling and I will b there soon! Xo

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KimKardashian: @rebeccaexantus thank u so much! Means a lot!

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KimKardashian: Hell yeah!!!! RT @256_boii @KimKardashian Do you enjoy being a model with a big ass? LOL

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KimKardashian: I might understand it LOL RT @CarlaDiBello So jet lagged. Just realized after about 5min of this movie I was watching the spanish version...

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KimKardashian: @glfitzpatrick Fendi!

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KimKardashian: @jaquihdez I was being sarcastic...you can't be that slow?

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KimKardashian: Lakers of course! Gotta rep for the family! RT @OGdreamzDC @KimKardashian whats ur fav basketball team?

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KimKardashian: Thanks doll! Xoxo RT @LEAHdavis92 I just bought the @KimKardashian app. AND totally love it =]

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KimKardashian: Perfect Skin... Go to PerfectSkinNow.com. RT @DelilahRamirez @KimKardashian What do you wash your face with ? Your skin is flawless!

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KimKardashian: I would but I'm so busy right now RT @DanniDemolition Wanna come over to myspace twitter my yahoo so i can google all over ur facebook

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KimKardashian: I've been hearing are all of these rumors I'm in talks to do a dating show! LOL...NO truth to that!

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KimKardashian: Sooo beautiful! Wish I was there w u! We are so far away from each other! LOL @lorenridinger

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KimKardashian: Me too! RT @ihatequotes I love the feeling, when everything seems perfect. (n/a) #ihatequotes

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KimKardashian: Kendall took the most adorable pics of us in Miami!! http://bit.ly/a5VKP9 LOVE!

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KimKardashian: I just got inspired today by Mary J Blige...she is truly such a genuine amazing woman! Love u Mary!!!

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KimKardashian: Life isn't always about yourself...helping others is why we are here. Don't be selfish today, help someone else today and put them first!

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KimKardashian: Help out @MaryJBlige raise $ for FFAWN. Watch @Oprah tomorrow & shop at CarolsDaughter.com Gonna watch! Good luck, I will be contributing!

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KimKardashian: Help MaryJBlige send young women 2 college. 30 percent of Carol's Daughter purchases on 4/13 & 4/14 go 2 the charity www.carolsdaughter.com

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KimKardashian: Less than 1 week till I land in Sydney to help launch MOTOBLUR for Optus - Check out http://facebook.com/optus #KimAndOptus RT

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KimKardashian: So funny just ran into @KhloeKardashian at the airport! Wow we travel so much, we need 2 meet up at airports now? LOL Love u Khloe!!!

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KimKardashian: The secret 2 my bikini body? My curve sculpting DVDs Get all 3 for $24.99 codeword Summer http://fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com Flaunt it!

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KimKardashian: How hot are @khloekardashian and @kourtneykardash in this *naked* pic!?!? http://bit.ly/d7rblg Work it ladies!!

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KimKardashian: Sydney, Melbourne, and Brisbane RT @Yasi237 @KimKardashian what cities are you going to???? please reply :)

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KimKardashian: For everyone taking QuickTrim never take it on an empty stomach. Eat a little something 1st. Its like taking vitamins on an empty tummy!

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KimKardashian: We are going to have fun! RT @SimonHuck Dear Australia, I cant wait to meet you!! Three more days until i touch down.... I'm beyond excited.

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KimKardashian: Up early shooting a commercial! Back to work!

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KimKardashian: Please help @dreamfound's 10,000 in 10 Challenge in any way u can! http://bit.ly/b4voom My gift is dedicated to Jenni and Carol Ann

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KimKardashian: I luv u and luv laughing w u RT @lorenridinger Wow what a tough day! Always good when a friend can make u laugh @KimKardashian @raquelperera

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KimKardashian: I want to get real about something... http://bit.ly/czMIKP

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KimKardashian: @AngelaSimmons I know, I do 2 when I'm gone! U can buy the green powder! I'm gonna send it to you! U can make it yourself.

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KimKardashian: Your welcome! RT @justinbieber wow. thanks Kim RT @KimKardashian Amazing how Justin Bieber is a trending topic everyday! I have Bieber Fever

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KimKardashian: BodyFactory smoothie too! Yum RT @AngelaSimmons @KimKardashian haha I know.. I need some boot camp in my life asap.. I miss it already.. :)

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KimKardashian: Hurry back to LA @AngelaSimmons Barry's Bootcamp is calling our name!!!

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KimKardashian: Its amazing how @JustinBieber is a trending topic every single day! I think I have Bieber Fever!!!

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KimKardashian: @robinantinpcd we need a girls trip asap! Call me let's plan for the summer!!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG @JasonBinn we had the best shoot ever! You are gonna diiiieee when u see!!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1fvy6l - Sickest Giuseppe Zanotti heels I'm wearing at this shoot!!!

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KimKardashian: Can?t wait to land in Syd! Visit http://facebook.com/optus to find out where I'll be and how you can join me #KimAndOptus

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KimKardashian: Working with my sisters is a dream job! They make shoots go by so fast!

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KimKardashian: I bet you do ;-)! LOL RT @britishjen I love when @robkardashian is in #BeastMode

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KimKardashian: More charity EBay auctions are up! http://3.ly/kimk

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KimKardashian: Our Hapers Bazaar shoot is stunning!!!! Thank you @amandadecadenet

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KimKardashian: And UNRETOUCHED!!! RT @KimKardashian I got naked for Harper's BAZAAR! http://bit.ly/cxnZ6C So empowering!

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KimKardashian: I got naked for Harper's BAZAAR! http://bit.ly/cxnZ6C So empowering!

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian Another day... Another photo shoot! But this time my sisters and I are shooting the cover for our book that's coming out

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KimKardashian: I slept almost the entire flight, 15 hours!!!! but why am I still tired?

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KimKardashian: OMG yes we do!!!!! RT @serenajwilliams @KimKardashian We gotta talk. Omg soooo many updates. I need my buddy. Come back already. I miss u!!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1gdgra - Greeted at the airport with this cute pink Koala!

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KimKardashian: Just landed in Australia! Love the accents already!

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KimKardashian: Taking off! RT @SimonHuck En route to Oz...... Sooo excited!

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KimKardashian: Australia here we come!!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm almost finished with this amazing photo shoot with a black kitty, they don't call it a kitty cat here...can u guess what they call it?

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KimKardashian: No way! I love the Eagles! RT @GarthFisherMD Kim, FYI the eagles flashed a beautiful picture of u on the screen during their concert!

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KimKardashian: Sooo true! RT @ihatequotes Don't wish to be anything but what u are, and try to be that perfectly.

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KimKardashian: I am live on the Kyle and Jackie O show!

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KimKardashian: It's 5am here in Sydney and I am getting ready for a full days work with Optus! This new phone is pretty cool!

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KimKardashian: Yes I can't sleep!!! Haha just woke up! RT @MakeupByMario LOL @KimKardashian are you up too??

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday to my big sis @KourtneyKardash I LOVE YOU!!!

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KimKardashian: Everyone has to check out this blog!! RT @jrridinger @KimKardashian Did u see my new blog beingjrringer.com? Tell me what u think.

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1gpmua - Pic from my shoot yesterday...good kitty cat!

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KimKardashian: 5'3" buddy watch it! RT @chrisesquivel10 just found out @KimKardashian is 5'2 .. I no longer find her attractive.

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KimKardashian: wow what a nice treat! I've been talking about u all day in Oz! RT @KELLY__ROWLAND @KimKardashian Hey Kimmie, you look stunning darling!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Jet lag is kicking in....

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KimKardashian: Tomorrow night! RT @allenaDeschanel @KimKardashian when are you coming to melbourne? please reply!

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KimKardashian: OMG have a few hours off soon....going shopping, where should I go Sydney???

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KimKardashian: I'm going to the harbor today...so excited!

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KimKardashian: I would NEVER do anything to harm an animal! http://bit.ly/cOS8hG

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KimKardashian: Another beautiful day in Sydney! Off to the Today Show, on Breakfast TV!

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KimKardashian: Can't wait!!! RT @bebe_Stores @KimKardashian @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian our fans are SOO excited for the 4/22 launch!

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KimKardashian: The famous Opera House!!! RT @SimonHuck http://twitpic.com/1gyfwk - We love Sydney!! @kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1gytgr - I must say I love the Australian paparazzi! LOL

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KimKardashian: If u say its fine then we r good! RT @scottdisick She's not going 2 be pleased. RT @KimKardashian:dont tell Kourt I twittered a pic of Mase

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KimKardashian: I went!!!! Amazing stuff! RT @KELLY__ROWLAND @KimKardashian Make sure you go to SassBide! Oxford st. is THE BEST shopping!!!

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KimKardashian: Sounds like us! LOL @LorenRidinger RT @ihatequotes Good friends share more than just gossip and brunch. They share enemies too. -

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KimKardashian: RT @lorenridinger Hope everyone sleeps with the angels and has a wonderful day tomorrow:) xo

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KimKardashian: Please nobody tell Kourtney I just twittered a pic of Mase, she just might kill me! I just couldn't resist!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1gzfuc - I miss my little Masey!!!

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KimKardashian: So ur not mad? RT @KourtneyKardash Everyone told on u kim for showing a pic of Mason! At least u r an incredible auntie. we miss u come home

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KimKardashian: Wow Melbourne is beautiful! I am excited to see the city today!

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton hahahahhaha seriously! LOL

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KimKardashian: I love how these pics turned out! http://bit.ly/9D6UCK @itstroyjensen @famouscupcakes

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KimKardashian: Was in Melbourne this morning, Brisbane now and Sydney tonight!

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KimKardashian: RT @RyanSeacrest This stat astonishes me! there are 10 new cases of malaria EVERY SECOND. Join us - help #endmalaria http://bit.ly/aDaKVu

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KimKardashian: I'm giving away some of my favorite pieces from our new @bebe_stores collection on my blog!!! http://bit.ly/apeiZC GO ENTER!! :)

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KimKardashian: Makes me feel like I'm home...yum! We needed that! Passing out! Love u RT @SimonHuck Delicious dinner at Nobu....

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KimKardashian: Today is my mom @keepinupwkris and Bruce's @jenner4copd 19 year wedding anniversary!!!! Congrats guys!

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KimKardashian: @JJCorsini I'm sending u that xbox asap! Hahaha

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KimKardashian: Last night in Melbourne...loving this city

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KimKardashian: Luv u doll RT @jasonbertovic @kimkardashian i love youuuu, you said that you'd twitter about me and my friends on monday outside your hotel

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/csQOd9 Who wants to play XBox with me!?

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KimKardashian: Hope u didn't get in trouble RT @Jordan_Thlang @KimKardashian Skipped school to see you today,i was the boy with the ILOVEKIMKARDASHIAN sign

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KimKardashian: Our 2nd collection with BeBe is available online NOW http://bit.ly/dk9DX8 and in stores tomorrow!!!

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KimKardashian: Bye Bye Australia! So excited to be coming home! I missed you Los Angeles! Taking off! Xo

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KimKardashian: Our new BeBe Collection is now available!!!! http://www.bebe.com/b/2245222011

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/cghW3m Happy Earth Day everyone!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1i1e6b - What do u know about the Armenian Genocide? Recognize #ArmenianGenocide

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KimKardashian: Its time we recognize it! RT @meraals @KimKardashian it's something that doesn't exist! There's not such a thing like armanian genocide !!

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KimKardashian: Please everyone take a moment and say a prayer for all of the millions of people killed in the Armenian Genocide. #ArmenianGenocide

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1i1e6b - What do u know about the Amenian Genocide?

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KimKardashian: @WannaBeLikeKim thanks for the love dollface!!!

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KimKardashian: Been up since 4am glamming up for our Nordstrom appearance in New Port Beach! Who's coming?

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KimKardashian: Come celebrate the launch of our VSA jewelry collection with us tomorrow!! http://bit.ly/dfCNxc

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KimKardashian: Just got to Vegas w @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian @MsLaurenLondon @BrittGastineau and Malika!

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KimKardashian: Someone just said "You are fine as hell" but why hell, why not heaven??

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KimKardashian: Let's make #ArmenianGenocide a trending topic so we can spread the word and make people aware!

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KimKardashian: Now rushing to the airport, headed to Las Vegas for @KourtneyKardash's bday party at Wet Republic!

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KimKardashian: Wow so many people here at Nordstrom's for our VSA Armenian inspired collection! Fire Marshall just showed up!

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KimKardashian: Who has seen @JLo 's new movie The Back Up Plan? I definitely won't be missing this one!

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KimKardashian: U r such a good grandson RT @RobKardashian I'm with MJ by her shop and we are having lunch! We miss you! That was from MJ! @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Wasn't in the mood today for Barry's Bootcamp but I pushed through it anyway!

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KimKardashian: Today is World Malaria Day! http://bit.ly/9nhlZD Spread the word, help save lives! We can end malaria! Text NETS to 864233 #WorldMalariaDay

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KimKardashian: RT @GPlatinum #ArmenianGenocide will never be forgotten so keep the #ArmenianGenocide topic live and active. Good night..

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KimKardashian: Not possible!!!! RT @lorenridinger We luv u more:)

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KimKardashian: I love my girls! LOVE IS IN THE AIR! RT @Paurubio We luv u RT @lorenridinger: @KimKardashian we miss u so much! We r on boat thinkinf of u!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday!!!!!!! @britishjen. LOVE U DOLL!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: We survived Vegas! @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash Malika @MsLaurenLondon @BrittGastineau http://twitpic.com/1i8fk2

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KimKardashian: He was 2 cute on the phone! Give him a big kiss 4 me! RT @lalavazquez Game time. Kiyan is ready! GoNuggets http://tweetphoto.com/19957057

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KimKardashian: We are crazy @SerenaJWilliams ! I can't take it! Libras are sooo indecisive!!! We need help! LOL

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KimKardashian: Shopping on EBay...what designers should I look at?

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KimKardashian: U know where we have to go next...DisneyLand or Magic Mountain or Knots Berry Farm!!!! Let's plan it ASAP! @AngelaSimmons @RobKardashian

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KimKardashian: Sooo jealous I didn't go! RT @RobKardashian Fair Fun! @AngelaSimmons Kylie! http://tweetphoto.com/19972476

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KimKardashian: Twins! Seperated at birth! LOLRT @serenajwilliams @KimKardashian We r like twins!!!!!! Lol same issues. Miss u love!!!

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KimKardashian: My alarm goes off at 6am, I pressed snooze but I got up and made it to Barry's Bootcamp! I was tired but now it feels so good!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1it2kv - Dancing w the Stars Reunion w @CherylBurke @LanceBass

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KimKardashian: Loves more! RT @LanceBass Had a wonderful din din at STK w my home slice @KimKardashian ! Loves

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KimKardashian: Yes! Its a magical team! We need to shoot again! RT @amandadecadenet U have R Bazaar team again!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1irbi0 - More at Fushion Beauty shoot w @SimoneHarouche

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1irb1c - All glammed up for Fushion Beauty by @AndyLecompte and @MakeUpbyMario

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/cvegdJ How gorgeous is my little Mason?

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KimKardashian: Alright let's go Lakers! We need this!!!!

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KimKardashian: All birthdays should be celebrated poolside http://bit.ly/9EzWhG right @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash?? LOL

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone! How is everyone? Up early for another great shoot for @fusion_beauty

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KimKardashian: Check out drag queen bingo fundraiser event in Hollywood this Thursday for breastcancer! So much fun! http://bbcavonwalk.wordpress.com/

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KimKardashian: Has anyone seen our new BeBe Collection? I will be doing a giveaway on KimKardashian.com

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KimKardashian: Morning everyone! Off to another shoot with my sisters for Perfect Skin!

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KimKardashian: http://twitpic.com/1j9inq - Being silly with @KhloeKardashian at our Beach Bunny Party last night!

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KimKardashian: YES! Haha RT @caceecobb It's all that bootcamp!;) RT @KimKardashian I'm honored @peoplemag chose me for their most beautiful people issue

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KimKardashian: Thanks babe! @kenpaves so good seeing u last night!

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KimKardashian: So fun! RT @EvaLongoria Me, @kimkardashian and @robinantinpcd last nite! After launch of Eva by eva longoria perfume! http://bit.ly/92OJIc

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KimKardashian: I love shrek RT @Life_and_Style LS gave @KimKardashian a Shrek makeover. http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2010/04/my-shrek-makeover.php

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KimKardashian: I am honored @peoplemag chose me for their most beautiful people of 2010 issue! Dream come true! http://bit.ly/b2o6w4

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KimKardashian: I've been Shrek'd!!! http://bit.ly/9Yyp52

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KimKardashian: What a great interview! RT @extratv Co-host for the day @kimkardashian and @mariolopezextra pose on the Extra set! http://twitpic.com/1jg4xa

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KimKardashian: Preach RT @KourtneyKardash I luv how the "before" picture is "after" my boob job lol. It should have said before mason and after mason Lies

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KimKardashian: You just gave me major motivation @Ciara to hit the gym hard!!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG I am speechless @Ciara !!! I just watched your Ride video! Wow that is one sexy video!!!! U look amazing!!

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KimKardashian: I've decided to extend my @bebe_stores giveaway until May 4!! Go enter now to win fab pieces from our new collection! http://bit.ly/apeiZC

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KimKardashian: Help @ShoeDazzle get 60,000 Facebook fans! They'll donate 1,000 pairs of fab shoes to girls who need them for prom! http://bit.ly/cFRGZ1

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KimKardashian: Hey! I am up too! call me @lalavazquez

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KimKardashian: Watching @JLO in The Back Up Plan!!! Do u have a back up plan in life?

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KimKardashian: Wow Robbie! @RobKardashian That crowd is insane! Miss u!!!

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KimKardashian: Ummm u are going to Canada??? So am I!!! Do I feel another fun trip coming on! RT @SimonHuck Packing for Canada....

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KimKardashian: I love these! http://bit.ly/dmKvsP So boho chic for spring!

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KimKardashian: Let's go Lakers and Nuggets!!!

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KimKardashian: Just attended a fun brunch with Greta Van Susteren... Saw @WendyShow she is so fab!!!

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KimKardashian: No, I'm in Washington DC now then Toronto Monday! Then home RT @KELLYROWLAND @KimKardashian are you back in Australia? I'm on the way to LA!

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KimKardashian: I love Australian designers! Check out this Camilla and Marc blinged out dress! http://twitpic.com/1jyi59

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KimKardashian: RT @RevRunWisdom When people show you who they are the first time, believe them - Maya Angelou

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KimKardashian: Just landed in Washington DC for the White House Correspondents dinner tonight!

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KimKardashian: Me and @Ddlovato at the White House Correspondents dinner! Sweetest girl ever! http://twitpic.com/1k3k67

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KimKardashian: Ok I need your help! My dress is black and white strapless and I'm wearing red lipstick, how should I do my hair? Up in a bun or down?

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KimKardashian: I'm getting ready for the White House Correspondents dinner now! I'm wearing a vintage Valentino dress of my moms!

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KimKardashian: KimKardashian.com loves u! RT @IamMsWashington I used to go to @KimKardashian 's site everyday. I haven't been on,back on regular now

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KimKardashian: Best time in DC. Love the Mayflower Renaissance Hotel @renhotels! Heading home soon!

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KimKardashian: Good night Washington DC!!! http://twitpic.com/1k7xiq

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KimKardashian: U are so beautiful! So glad we met RT @ddlovato It is my goal to tell @kimkardashian how much I love her & how fabulous she is this weekend.

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KimKardashian: I am Greta Van Susteren's date this weekend. Everyone follow her @GretaWire http://twitpic.com/1k6kml

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KimKardashian: What a great night in Wash DC, President Obama is funny!!! Gave a hysterical speech! Michelle is stunning! Room filled w beautiful people!

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KimKardashian: I officially have Bieber Fever!!! RT @justinbieber: Look its my girlfriend @kimkardashian http://tweetphoto.com/20716573

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KimKardashian: Biebs??? LOL RT @RyanSeacrest @justinbieber w @KimKardashian now, want to know u guys really dating? Ha met at dinner last night in DC

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KimKardashian: Heading to Toronto!!!

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KimKardashian: Hey everyone! @dreamfound is in the running for a $50,000 grant-- PLEASE VOTE today to donate dreams!!...http://pep.si/cmQOMV

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KimKardashian: @PerezHilton kayaking!! I love it! There's amazing trails in Calabasas, let's go this week!

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KimKardashian: That's the motivation I needed!!!! RT @PerezHilton @KimKardashian Get your fat ass out of bed and work out!

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KimKardashian: I overslept and missed my workout! Wow I feel lazy! I need motivation guys!

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KimKardashian: In Toronto can't sleep, looking at pics online from the Met Ball! My dream to go to this Costume Institute Ball! Loving these dresses!

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KimKardashian: @XO_Bianca_XO I want to see the last song so badly! That's my next movie!

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KimKardashian: Just finished another segment on selling my fragrance! So check out www.theshoppingchannel.com and get a special make up set!

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KimKardashian: I'm going live again at 11pm! Who's gonna tune into The Shopping Channel?

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KimKardashian: Just finished selling my Kim Kardashian fragrance on The Shopping Channel. Go to www.TheShoppingChannel.com and buy it w a special gift set!

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KimKardashian: Mother's Day is coming up, what should I get my mom and Kourt? I need to do something special for my mom this year! She is my everything

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I knew u would like that!!!! UnBeliebable!!! Hahahahaha

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KimKardashian: Seriously Biebs! @JustinBieber I'm getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!!!

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KimKardashian: @KimKWeb good luck with your studies!!!! Xo

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KimKardashian: I had a few hrs off in Toronto so I took a nap, ordered room service and watched the movie Dear John...that was the perfect date! LOL

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KimKardashian: Wow, so many stunning dresses at the MET gala last night! These are my favs... http://bit.ly/bJXQTR what are yours?

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KimKardashian: So happy they arrested the man who left the bomb in Time Square

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KimKardashian: I am guest editor on Shopafrolic.com this week! http://bit.ly/aJFOMP What are your spring must haves?

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KimKardashian: Went to bed at 2am and had to wake up at 4:30am...surprisingly I'm not tired.

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KimKardashian: Wow!!! This is SUCH an honor!! http://bit.ly/cedSCl

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KimKardashian: Thanks!!! Hurry home so we can shoot more! RT @NickSaglimbeni Wow I LOVE this shot u look amazing!

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KimKardashian: Yes! @NickSaglimbeni of course!! RT @iheartkimnet probably @NickSaglimbeni ? @KimKardashFan1 @KimKardashian who took the photo shoot doll?

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KimKardashian: I will start it w u RT @Heether21 @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian started my 14 day QT Burn Cleanse this morning. Wish me luck!

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KimKardashian: Congrats baby! I'm an auntie! Love u RT @paurubio Life has a new meaning. I want to confess w great excitement! I am going to be a mom!!!

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KimKardashian: Its never my opinion! RT @ihatequotes "Impossible" is just an opinion.

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KimKardashian: Happy Cinco de Mayo!!! Heading home from Toronto!

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KimKardashian: Morning tweethearts!

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KimKardashian: My mom is annoying me right now! U have no idea what she is saying to me. I'm am just going to let her talk and smile

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KimKardashian: Wooowhooo RT @MIKESNEDEGAR My Favorite song right now is COMMANDER by @KELLYROWLAND @davidguetta - Song of The Summer!

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KimKardashian: Preach on sister!!!! http://bit.ly/aZZhl1

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KimKardashian: I usually say, Jealousy is a disease.... Get well soon! LOL kind of like die slow better! RT @NICKIMINAJ Jealousy is a disease. Die Slow

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KimKardashian: A few lbs standing between U & Ur bikini? Work Em Off! My DVD series will get U poolside ready in no time http://fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian @kimkardashian and I are on our way to Location: CVS 13171 Mindanao Way, Marina Del Rey, CA 90292! Who's coming??

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KimKardashian: Fun girl time! Just had a late Mani and Pedi with @AngelaSimmons xo

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KimKardashian: Umm @TheMakeUpMan is not a real dog wisperer! He is a fab make up artist that happens to love doggies too! His dog is Rocky's girlfriend!

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KimKardashian: I'm exhausted...had such a long day and now need mani, pedi, spray tan!

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KimKardashian: The best dog wisperer @TheMakeUpMan LOL!!!!

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KimKardashian: Thanks dolls for coming out to visit @KhloeKardashian and I on our QuickTrim appearances!

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KimKardashian: Very true Deepak. Take note! RT @DeepakChopra Give up being right is one of the keys to happiness xo

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KimKardashian: I'm proud to rock the mom jeans!!!!! http://bit.ly/bvibaS

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KimKardashian: On our way to Vegas with @LaLaVazquez @KellyRowland VEGAS BABY!!! http://twitpic.com/1lu63m

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KimKardashian: I couldn't have said it better!!! RT @AngelaSimmons Some people having issues with their lives.. And set out to hurt others.. (Karma)

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KimKardashian: I've grown such a thick skin over the years, and I'm really proud of myself that I've become this way... Personal growth is why we exist

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KimKardashian: Reading these tabloids today! I just have to laugh! I guess lies sell better stories!

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KimKardashian: Been up for hours! So excited! Can't sleep! Heading to Vegas! Throwing LaLa her bachlorette party with @KellyRowland

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KimKardashian: What a fab twitter account u have!!!! LOL RT @KimKOnOprah Lets get @kimkardashian on oprah!

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KimKardashian: @serenajwilliams OMG @lalavazquez @kellyrowland and I are dying laughing over here!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Yes!!! A must! RT @EvaLongoria Have fun baby and stop by Beso! White sangria on me! RT @KimKardashian: On our way to Vegas

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KimKardashian: Much needed Vegas trip! Love u @LaLaVazquez @KellyRowland http://twitpic.com/1m4p8w

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KimKardashian: Thank u @MikeSnedegar @TaoLasVegas and The Trump Hotel for another fab Vegas experience!

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KimKardashian: Get front-of-the-line access at our Kitson VSA meet and greet this Tues! http://bit.ly/9pTeGI

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KimKardashian: Ok off to bed! So fun but now I need sleep! Love u Vegas! Tweet dreams! Xo

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KimKardashian: Is Vegas ready for us @LaLaVazquez @KellyRowland ??? http://twitpic.com/1lz94z

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KimKardashian: Getting ready with all the girls!

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KimKardashian: Gooooo Lakers!!!!!

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KimKardashian: I got my mom and sister a Vanity Girl Hollywood mirror set RT @maddieleanne @KimKardashian what did you buy your mum

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KimKardashian: How cute is my mom! http://twitpic.com/1mazvz

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KimKardashian: RT @KourtneyKardash don't forget...10% off my limited edition belly bandit exprires tomorrow night at 11:59.go to www.kourtneykardashian.com

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KimKardashian: My mom is celebrating the eve of Mother's Day with her friends at Beso and Eve in Las Vegas! Have fun mom! See u in the morning

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KimKardashian: Just finished my Mother's Day shopping. Can't wait for church and brunch with the fam tomorrow

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KimKardashian: Betty White was amazing on SNL!

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KimKardashian: Kourtney, Khloe, Rob, Kendall, Kylie and I are making BeeShee for my mom right now! It's an Armenian breakfast and sooo yummy!

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KimKardashian: Happy Mother's Day to all of the mom's out there! I love you mommy, thank you for everything u do for us!

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KimKardashian: good night tweet dreams

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KimKardashian: @iheartkimneti love all of your collages u make!

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KimKardashian: @MikeSnedegar I love your piece in the LA Times!! http://tinyurl.com/2dq7dqp

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KimKardashian: This is BeeShee yummy!!! Its like an Armenian pancake w lots of sugar! http://twitpic.com/1mhvjv

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KimKardashian: Wow! Number 9 on the Maxim Hot 100! http://bit.ly/bTDfSF Thank you Maxim!

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KimKardashian: Please twitter HELP ME! Someone else has access to my account and I keep changing my info!

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KimKardashian: Someone hacked my twitter account and direct messaged me! They have added over 200 new people! Ughhhhh

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KimKardashian: Calling all my wonderful creative fans!!! http://bit.ly/dcZG2K

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KimKardashian: Annual girls trip! RT @KELLYROWLAND @kimkardashian and @lalavazquez Let's not wait that long again to plan a fun weekend together!

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KimKardashian: At dinner with my fashion icon Vera Wang!

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KimKardashian: Let's go Laker's!!!!

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KimKardashian: RT @bobbymccray: Tweet world...www.BobbyMccray.com is updated with Autographed cleats and (cont) http://tl.gd/183uk2

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KimKardashian: Back on the dance floor with @OfficialMBallas I miss this place! http://twitpic.com/1msvzu

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KimKardashian: On my way to Dancing With The Stars! I haven't been in so long! I'm so excited to see everyone!

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KimKardashian: Everyone tune in!!! RT @kenpaves: Excited for @QVC at 6pm!! If you tried my new products at Beauty Bash call in and let me know!!!!

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KimKardashian: Yay @RealLamarOdom sooo happy for you Lammy!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Laker's won!!!! WooWhoo! Western Conference baby!

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KimKardashian: Blllllaaaattttt boooyaaaakacha! RT @bobbymccray Thanks a lot Khloe, Kim and Rob......Blaaatttttt

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KimKardashian: Such a creative bunch! @EvanLysacek and Vera Wang http://twitpic.com/1mulnw

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KimKardashian: Yes! What's going on? How's Lammy playing??? RT @KeepinUpWKris @KhloeKardashian khloe what's the score??

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KimKardashian: Fun dinner with Vera Wang @EvanLysacek @RobinAntinPcd @CherylBurke1 http://twitpic.com/1mulid

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KimKardashian: So excited to show you our Beach Bunny swimwear!! http://bit.ly/bV0gVs

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KimKardashian: Woke up early, just finished my Boot camp work out! I stayed committed to my plan and now it feels so good!

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KimKardashian: On my way to Kitson with @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian @KeepinUpWKris. Anyone there?

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KimKardashian: Family dinner with @RobKardashian @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom http://twitpic.com/1n2ijv

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KimKardashian: U look amazing!!! RT @lalavazquez http://tweetphoto.com/22050790 wearing this fly white BeBe dress by @KimKardashian , @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Up so early, I am so tired! @kourtneykardash just made us some breakfast

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KimKardashian: RT @DashBoutique Signature KIM KARDASHIAN Perfume officially available at both our Calabasas Miami DASH locations!!!

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau I don't believe u! LOL so happy u are home!

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KimKardashian: Come join @khloekardashian and me at Bebe on Rodeo tonight!! http://bit.ly/chtMa6

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KimKardashian: Good luck!!!! RT @PersianAdvocate @KimKardashian, can you wish me luck for my final exams please.

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KimKardashian: Good luck @SerenaJWilliams in your tournament today! Wish I was there to cheer u on ;-)! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: Thank you so much @VanityGirl for my fabulous Vanity Mirrors!!!! Xo

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KimKardashian: U have only 1shot! Study hard and stay focused RT @KimCarfashion Wanna wish me luck on MY FINALS!!!? [: LoveYou!

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KimKardashian: Love u too doll! RT @RenataErickson @kimkardashian Pleaseeeee respond to mee! i love u sooo muuch!

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KimKardashian: CVS, Walgreens, Walmart, GNC RT @adrianao310 @KimKardashian where can I buy quick trim?

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KimKardashian: Not really! LOL RT @becca_nolanx @KimKardashian i have a better chance of winning the lottery than you replying to me! I LOVE YOUU! <33

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KimKardashian: Hi Megi! RT @MegiCyrus I'm praying @KimKardashian will respond or say hi Megi. I know she never will :((((

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KimKardashian: Dash, Sephora or QVC RT @Thellbaby @KimKardashian Where can I buy your perfume? Is it only sold at Dash?

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KimKardashian: We are going to relaunch soon! Its getting a major make over! RT @PrisUribeRN @KimKardashian what happened to your dash website?

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KimKardashian: Love u too! RT @GagaXclusive i wonder if @KimKardashian knows i exist! i hope so! i love her!

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KimKardashian: Miss u more! 1st night next week! A sleepover is required! RT @BrittGastineau @KimKardashian swearrr! Crazy right?! Miss you!!

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KimKardashian: At dinner with @JonathanCheban I missssed him so much! Talking biz...we have some fun stuff in the works

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KimKardashian: Thanks to everyone who came 2 BeBe! We had to close it down due to the fire marshall and a fire hazzard! We love u and hope 2 see u soon!

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KimKardashian: Ahh thx doll luv u RT @xoclaudiaa @KimKardashian im so depressed and sad i look at you and you make me feel so aspired. thanks <3 love you

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KimKardashian: On my way Khlo! RT @KhloeKardashian Hey dolls! @kimkardashian and I are heading to BeBe on Rodeo! I'll be there soon! Anyone else?

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KimKardashian: Get ur tan on the safe way w Kardashian Glamour Tan, in Sephora stores nationwide TODAY! http://bit.ly/ctZ1R2 Has anyone seen our displays?

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KimKardashian: Which cover? Follow @JasonBinn, let him know the best cover of me @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash 4 VEGAS Magazine http://ning.it/9LiPrl

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KimKardashian: I'm going to order Rosetta Stone....

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KimKardashian: Dazzle to erase MS! @ShoeDazzle is offering a hot shoe to raise money for MS research. She?s called Nancy! http://bit.ly/cit0QZ

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KimKardashian: So guys what did u think of the Vegas Magazine cover? We need to chose Black or White???

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KimKardashian: Maybe spanish! RT @PerezHilton @KimKardashian To learn what language?

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KimKardashian: @jessicaalba happy belated birthday! Xo

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KimKardashian: On my way to Oklahoma! On the plane I'm going to look through magazines rip out tears of fab hair and make up! Inspiration!!!

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KimKardashian: I've been moving into my new house! Feels so special! I love it!

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KimKardashian: Perfect Skin perfectskinnow.com RT @ramonatsirju @KimKardashian what's your fave skincare line? Reply and make my yearrrr ! ! ! =}

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KimKardashian: You can get Perfect Skin NOW! http://bit.ly/c3VPIG @khloekardashian, @kourtneykardash and I swear by it!

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KimKardashian: just found the site with the best 1-day deals, livingsocial... check 'em out -> http://bit.ly/d4FaHQ (Ad)

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KimKardashian: Did u enter my contest to design my new fragrance rollerball?? There's still time, dolls! http://bit.ly/dcZG2K Loving your entries so far!

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KimKardashian: Perfect night in Oklahoma! Thanks to Jeff and the crew and the dj Mark! Now off to Edmonton Canada! Sooo early!

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes I believe everything made for a reason, and only God that know what the reason is. -@oliviamufida

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Somewhere, someone is looking for exactly what you have to offer. -@LouiseHay

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KimKardashian: @GeauxSports I miss u! I'm home for a while next week and my first stop is to you!

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KimKardashian: I know!!! Hahaha! RT @OrlandoDish @KimKardashian They do smell yummy! But I have my own two big backside buns to think of LOL

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KimKardashian: RT @RevRunWisdom Best friends are like fairy tales, they've been with you since once upon a time, they'll be there forever ever after

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KimKardashian: That cinnabun smell at the airport gets me everytime :-(

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KimKardashian: I want everything in the Sky Mall

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KimKardashian: RT @ddlovato You'll never get through life if you're always depending on someone.Power through your loneliness and watch how strong u become

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KimKardashian: Good morning kisses w the luv of my life Mason! Don't worry @KourtneyKardash & @ScottDisick approve of me tweeting http://twitpic.com/1o6avj

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KimKardashian: I think we are on the same flight! RT @MelodyThornton @KimKardashian meet u there missy!! Woooo woo! I'm excited

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KimKardashian: 4 yr-old Devan has leukemia. Looking 4 bone marrow donors www.matchdevan.com Please help. Please RT.

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KimKardashian: Up early for the airport! Had 2 hrs of sleep... Heading home then hoping straight on another flight to Monaco today! Lots of travel today

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove The greatest gift is who you become by overcoming obstacles, road blocks and set backs.

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KimKardashian: I just got the best present ever...the new ipad! Wow, just in time for Monaco! Anyone have the ipad? Is it cool?

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KimKardashian: Wish I was staying though... Off to Monaco soon RT @CarlaDiBello It took awhile but a few planes later I finally made it back to La!

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KimKardashian: RT @RevRunWisdom If things around u don't change, change the things ur around (#simple)

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KimKardashian: Flight cancelled to Monaco due to the volcano erupting again.... I guess no Monaco :-(

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KimKardashian: My favorite feature on the ipad is downloading books! Reading is fun again! It has everything on this ipad!

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KimKardashian: Better safe than sorry! Just glad the airlines are being extra careful, hope everyone is safe traveling!

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KimKardashian: Don't worry @KeepinUpWKris we will go to Monaco soon!

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KimKardashian: What sucks is my glam squad is on a different airlines and already took off! He won't know we aren't coming until he lands! Feel awful!

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KimKardashian: 2 days left until our fab new tanning gel Kardashian Glamour Tan is available online!! We def need it with this LA weather at the moment!

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KimKardashian: @khloekardashian and @reallamarodom are auctioning off their closets for Cathy's Kids! http://bit.ly/a9nkOZ

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KimKardashian: Gym time baby! Time to get back on track!

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KimKardashian: I'm in heaven got the best present ever from @ShelliBird My favorite pajamas!!!! Love u Shelli

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KimKardashian: I was going to do a double workout today, drive to bootcamp and class is full... Oh well Gunnar's was tough today

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KimKardashian: I need your help!!! Kourtney?s dance crew is going down. Vote for TEAM KIM to win SVEDKA Vodka ?s Battle of the Bots http://bit.ly/bIUP5A

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KimKardashian: What's up with this LA weather!? http://bit.ly/bX314S

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KimKardashian: We have to help Dream Foundation grant their 10,000th wish!! Please vote!! http://pep.si/9VifvQ

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KimKardashian: So excited I'm going to the Laker game tonight with @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: I miss u sooo much @LorenRidinger words can't even express

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KimKardashian: Great win Lakers! @KhloeKardashian and I cheering on @RealLamarOdom http://twitpic.com/1pb1md

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KimKardashian: Let's go Lamb chop!!!! http://twitpic.com/1pa56w

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KimKardashian: Let's go Lakers!!!!

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KimKardashian: Me too! Grrrr RT @KhloeKardashian I'm going to be late to the game! Man!!!! Been in the car for over an hour. Damn LA traffic

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KimKardashian: I love these new photos! http://bit.ly/b4tnrs He was so puurrfect LOL

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KimKardashian: I love my new site!! http://bit.ly/dpTi33 what do you guys think???

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KimKardashian: Funny rumor-says I spent a hot night in Monaco w this guy...ummm I wasn't even in Monaco! LOL http://twitpic.com/1pfw46

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KimKardashian: Spinning is a cycling class for those that keep asking... Its an amazing workout

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KimKardashian: Just tried spinning for the 1st time! My thighs are burning!

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KimKardashian: Yes love @RobScheppy thanks for taking good care of him! RT @MelodyThornton @KimKardashian did u work w Rob today? Love him btw!

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KimKardashian: Fun shoot w my sexy sisters @khloekardashian and @kourtneykardash and my glam squad!! http://bit.ly/c0j6G0 Look how silly we get!

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KimKardashian: LOL RT @Lisabobisa35 Just had an awesome workout and now I'm eating the cranberry apple walnut salad from Carls Jr. Feel like @kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: Miss u guys sooo much! Jealous I'm not in Miami w u! RT @lorenridinger We love u @KimKardashian we miss u so much! @EvaLongoria

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KimKardashian: I'm so proud of u RT @6Diamondz @KimKardashian Quick Trim is the best! I'm down 13 lbs!!! I have everyone trying it! Job well done! Thanks!

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KimKardashian: Just landed in New York City!!!!

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KimKardashian: I have the best date ever tonight! http://bit.ly/btxhC3 Kisses!

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KimKardashian: Beautiful! OMG I'm sending u a box! RT @ddlovato @KimKardashian My momma wearing your bebe line! I'm stealing it! http://twitpic.com/1pnbq5

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KimKardashian: Remember when I asked u guys about a good company 2 bling out my phone. I sent my camera 2 get blinged and they never returned it! Thieves!

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KimKardashian: Get your tan on!! http://bit.ly/a4AEJ6

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KimKardashian: @RubyWooScarlet She approached me on twitter! I tried 2 resolve this thru emails and numerous calls, just don't want this 2 happen 2 others

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KimKardashian: Seriously! Not cool! RT @Nicole_Murphy Wow! I will never use them now RT @KimKardashian: I sent my camera 2 Sarah Gold at NYC Peach

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KimKardashian: I'm sorry I don't have ur gift u gave meRT @JonathanCheban I bought you that camera for your birthday! SARAH GOLD BETTER return it NOW!

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KimKardashian: Bad biz RT @KhloeKardashian Who thinks @kimkardashian should announce what company stole her camera when they said they would bedazzle it?

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KimKardashian: I sent my camera 2 Sarah Gold at NYC Peach in Dec,its now May she promised 2 send it dozens of times.She now won't respond 2 calls or emails

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KimKardashian: she kept emailing me saying it was on its way! RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian Shut up!! Blast the company name so no one else uses them

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KimKardashian: Miss u doll! RT @TeamKardashians Kardashian Glamour Tan Is Now Officially Available Online! Purchase now dolls. http://bit.ly/ckwlCv

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KimKardashian: @bobbymccray ahhh I miss B3. Squeeze him for me!

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KimKardashian: RT @iheartkimnet Get your tan on w/ Kim, Khloe, Kourt http://bit.ly/d4aLIn

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KimKardashian: Someone just asked me if I was Miss USA, Rima Fakih!

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KimKardashian: @i_love_u_143 ahhh thanks doll! I love u too!!! Xo

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KimKardashian: That's amazing!!! Congrats! RT @MiZzLeslie7 @KimKardashian so I tried quick trim and it really did work lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks =)

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KimKardashian: I LOOOVE american cheese but HAAATE cheddar cheese!

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KimKardashian: Good luck doll! RT @natyq So I'm gonna try QT Burn Cleanse for the next 14 days. Wish me luck!!

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KimKardashian: Fabulous!!! RT @KimKFanNet @KimKardashian Have u checked out the new layout on www.kimkardashianfan.net? I really hope u like it :)

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KimKardashian: I doubled up on my workout today. I went spinning then boot camp! Feels good but I'm tired

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KimKardashian: We can totally win this!!!! http://bit.ly/9aqQ1B @grahamrahal

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KimKardashian: We can totally win this!!!! @grahamrahal http://bit.ly/9aqQ1B

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KimKardashian: What!!! No invite!!! RT @JonathanCheban At NOBU LA, my favorite! Strawberry Sake!!

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KimKardashian: @TheDailyLove I can't believe we met! I love The Daily Love and you! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: RT @JenCHaughton: If ur a fan of @kimkardashian @kourtneykardash @khloekardashian u will love Kardashianity http://bit.ly/9ddLaX

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KimKardashian: Keep Calm and Carry on.. Love it! RT @BrittGastineau Love this candle..don't think I'm ever going to burn it http://tweetphoto.com/23565529

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KimKardashian: I wanna come over and watch! RT @KhloeKardashian Just saw Valentine's Day and Taylor Swift is so funny in this movie.

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KimKardashian: RT @MsLaurenLondon TRUST THE PROCESS!

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KimKardashian: Going on a run today then church...what are u all doing this Sunday?

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KimKardashian: Happy Sunday...today was the first day I woke up without using an alarm...it felt good!

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KimKardashian: I love country music!

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KimKardashian: Did Brittany Murphy's husband really die? WOW So sad!

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KimKardashian: hahah NOOOO we don't @JonathanCheban u are such a bad influence! Want to start Quick Trim tomorrow with me?

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KimKardashian: a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips...chant with me

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KimKardashian: @i_love_u_143 OMG yes! It is amazing, I love u! i wish i got a chance to meet u at dash!

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KimKardashian: I want a mint oreo so badly...Please talk me out of it

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KimKardashian: @BrookeDulien really??? ok u are the master of changing hairstyles....help! need a change

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KimKardashian: I want a new hairstyle...should I cut bangs again?

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KimKardashian: Marisa Miller has the best hair ever!!!! She is so beautiful!

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KimKardashian: All you need is love! I miss u love bug! RT @lorenridinger Hate is a waste:) love is best!

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KimKardashian: QuickTrims car #30 is startin 7th in Indy500 thanks to @GrahamRahal! I'll be there next wknd! See the car @ http://www.kimkardashian.com

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KimKardashian: Best workout today w Gunnar! Feel good today...getting ready for a full day of meetings! QVC and BeBe! Let's get it!

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KimKardashian: Yes! Haha RT @daxholt @KimKardashian hahaha the best photo is of @robkardashian in the zebra speedo!! http://bit.ly/ddUfwJ

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KimKardashian: Happy bday 2 the best dance partner ever! RT @CherylBurke1 Happy Birthday @OfficialMBallas!! Have a great day and see you tonight. I love u!

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/ddUfwJ My top 50 old school photos!! @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash @robkardashian you guys will LOVE!!

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KimKardashian: Just started QuickTrim!!!! I feel it already! Wooowhooo!!!!!

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KimKardashian: If you entered my Bebe giveaway on my blog I'll be announcing the winners this week so stay tuned!!!

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KimKardashian: I miss my bff @lorenridinger :-(

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KimKardashian: Haha I will give everyone more QuickTrim RT @EvaLongoria Look @kimkardashian!!! @kenpaves stole all my Quick Trim! Lol! http://bit.ly/9zkdaU

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KimKardashian: Me, kourtney,khloe and my mom all showed up to the E dinner in sequins! All accidental! Sooo embarrassing! We all look like twins!

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KimKardashian: Heading to E Entertainment's 20th bday party w the whole fam! Damn I feel old ;-) LOL!

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KimKardashian: Good luck to all of the Dancing With the Stars finalists! Vote for Nicole and Derek!!!! Woowhoo!!!

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KimKardashian: Busy at work! @bebe_stores http://bit.ly/bddEWe

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KimKardashian: Fall season is crazzzzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Man I love BeBe!

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KimKardashian: Bebe design meeting! WOW u guys are gonna LOVE the fall season!

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KimKardashian: Oh yes we do!!!! Badly! RT @lorenridinger We need to do some internet shopping baby! @KimKardashian lol

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KimKardashian: I'm on my way @EvaLongoria !! I'm with @KhloeKardashian Soho House baby!

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KimKardashian: This time baby I'll be bullet proof

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/9cVw3a I'm giving away some SATC inspired @shoedazzle shoes!!!

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KimKardashian: Our pics from last night are so funny!! http://bit.ly/alixtp @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash

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KimKardashian: Love u RT @kenpaves We had a great dinner at Beso Hollywood tonight! Thanks @tp9network and @evalongoria! @kimkardashian you looked gorgeous

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KimKardashian: Wait I'm not at Dancing With the Stars! Just saw it on twitter that they won! Sorry for the spoiler alert, didn't know it hadn't aired yet!

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KimKardashian: @ddlovato colombia baby!!! LOL

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KimKardashian: Hurry and come home already!!!! RT @ddlovato @KimKardashian wish you were here!!

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KimKardashian: Congrats to Nicole and Derek!!!!! Wow I'm so excited they won Dancing With The Stars!! Well deserved!

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KimKardashian: Laker game....positive energy people!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Just took the best nap in @RobKardashian's bed! Where r u Robbie! Will u be mad if I don't make the bed?

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KimKardashian: Just had the most fun lunch with @simonhuck

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KimKardashian: Can you help me choose one? http://bit.ly/ao4PVY

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KimKardashian: #beastmode (like @RobKardashian would say)...with Gunnar at the gym, now Body Factory smoothie... Great start today!

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KimKardashian: #beastmode (like @RobKardashiian would say)...with Gunnar at the gym, now Body Factory smoothie... Great start today!

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KimKardashian: sooo tired but the gym is a must..feel like i'm sleep walking

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KimKardashian: Happy birthday @scottdisick love you!!!

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KimKardashian: Are you in LA? Come meet me at the beach next weekend!! http://bit.ly/dlhUsy

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KimKardashian: Hmmm Keeping Up W Kardashians? RT @GPlatinum Had fun filming,real interesting. I will keep you all updated on when they will be showing it.

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KimKardashian: At dinner with @misskellyo and u have no idea this story she's telling me! I've officially lost my appetite!!! Thanks Kel

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KimKardashian: See u tonight at mi-6 @misskellyo @jonathancheban @simonhuck can't wait!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Look @robkardashian is selling his one of a kind Range Rover! http://3.ly/robrangerover Who wants it?

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KimKardashian: I have the most creative fans ever!! http://bit.ly/9aUOxf I love you guys!

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KimKardashian: In a fitting for our Beach Bunny bikini photo shoot! WOW our new designs are stunning! U guys are gonna love! Can't wait to do a giveaway!

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KimKardashian: Rain rain go away....

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KimKardashian: I had a really weird real dream last night. Can't remember what it was though....

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KimKardashian: I've been up since 6am! Who's winning now? LOL Team Work RT @RobKardashian Early morning #beastmode... Think I'm beating @KimKardashian...

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KimKardashian: Delusional RT @RobKardashian I will post a pic of my Son later.His name is Rob Kardashian III, but I call him Robbie, he only wears Jordans

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KimKardashian: This 2 year old smoking baby in Indonesia is just disturbing. Is this legal?

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KimKardashian: Up early! Indy 500 here we come!!!

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KimKardashian: Help @dreamfound fulfill its 10,000th dream! They do the most amazing work, we have to help out! http://bit.ly/9p2P7C

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KimKardashian: We r in this 2gether! So nervous RT @MissKellyO @KimKardashian the gym everyday till u know when! I couldnt sleep last night I'm so excited

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KimKardashian: Taking off to the Indy 500 with the whole fam! http://twitpic.com/1ruerr

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KimKardashian: Hmmm? I have no idea!!!! RT @MissKellyO @KimKardashian guess where I am

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KimKardashian: Morning makeout with Mason! http://twitpic.com/1ru4c4

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KimKardashian: Yes Kendall and Kylie do NOT have twitter accounts! RT @xoKendallJenner Hi @KimKardashian! Is @KendallJenner fake? Pls pls reply

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KimKardashian: Soooooo talented! Greyson Chance! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is

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KimKardashian: Oh wow Gary Coleman passed away! My prayers go out to his family.

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KimKardashian: OMG @RobKardashian's Range Rover up on EBay! CHeck it out! http://3.ly/robrangerover

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/b4mpt9 I love this bikini shoot @kourtneykardash @khloekardashian and I did for Vegas!!

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KimKardashian: 2 celebrate My shape cover I?m offering free shipping on my DVD?s so you 2 can get in ur best SHAPE ever! http://fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com

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KimKardashian: OMG 200mph!!!! What a crazy experience! I screamed the whole time! http://twitpic.com/1s4mtk

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KimKardashian: Let's do this!!!! About to go 200 mph on the race track!!! http://twitpic.com/1s4hnz

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KimKardashian: About to ride around the Indy 500 race track w Ari Luyendik Jr http://twitpic.com/1s4fqx

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KimKardashian: I had no sleep last night! I feel alright though! Getting ready for some fun stuff at the track today!

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KimKardashian: I have to be up in3.5 hours and i can't fall asleep....help!

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove The grass is greener where u water it!

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KimKardashian: Get some sleep! Big race tomorrow! RT @GrahamRahal Just finished our team sponsor outing with Dave Letterman and @KimKardashian.

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KimKardashian: Off to Atlantic City for a few hrs then back to Indy just in time for the race!

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KimKardashian: Not like I miss u! RT @lorenridinger Missing my girlfriends...where r u @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash @EvaLongoria

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KimKardashian: I feel like a princess... http://twitpic.com/1sabui

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KimKardashian: @juu_175 ahhh thanks doll! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: Dolla dolla billz!!! RT @nicolerichie @KhloeKardashian TEAM KHLO-MONEY. RIDE OR DIE BITCH.

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KimKardashian: Forever!!!! RT @nicolerichie @KhloeKardashian TEAM KHLO-MONEY. RIDE OR DIE BITCH.

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KimKardashian: Congrats @RealLamarOdom !!! I am so proud of u! U did it!!! Love you!

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KimKardashian: RT @RobKardashian In Vegas my Sisters always follow me! @KourtneyKardash @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashi http://tweetphoto.com/24673485

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KimKardashian: Omg Lakers won??? I'm in the car trying to get updates! RT @lindsaylohan @KimKardashian it worked! Yay!

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KimKardashian: I made 4 wishes at 11:11 RT @DaynaE502 @KimKardashian its 11:11 i wish you would reply to me :)

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KimKardashian: Me tooooo OMG anxiety!!! RT @lindsaylohan @KimKardashian I'm having severe anxiety! Praying they win!

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KimKardashian: We need to pray they win! So close! RT @lindsaylohan @KimKardashian I'm watching I'm watching!!

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KimKardashian: Whose watching the Laker game?

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KimKardashian: @JennBatinjane hey doll! Be safe and have a great time this weekend

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KimKardashian: RT @KeepinUpWKris Race day Indy 500 Wish us luck! David Letterman Quick Trim car w Graham Rahal driving! Kim and Kourtney riding in pace car

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KimKardashian: Up bright and early getting ready for the Indy 500

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KimKardashian: I just met Florence Henderson!!! WOW She is so beautiful! I was so star struck!

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KimKardashian: RT @KourtneyKardash @kimkardashian and I rode in the pace car! Its insane over 700k people at Indy500 QuickTrim car is white and purple #30

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KimKardashian: I just met Florence Henderson! WOW she is so beautiful! I am star struck!

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KimKardashian: OMG Graham Rahal, our driver for our QuickTrim car is in 3rd place with about 20 more laps to go!

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban cool name right! I need some Will Power or like hi I'm Will Power, meet Will Power! LOL sounds cool...his bro is Max Power

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KimKardashian: One of the race car drivers name is Will Power...cool name

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KimKardashian: Great job Graham Rahal! We got 12th place! I love the Indy 500!

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Good things come to those who pray. -@RobKardashian #ihatequotes

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KimKardashian: Best lashes ever! www.smokeandmirrorsbeauty.com

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KimKardashian: What was i wearing?? http://bit.ly/daGlw6 love you @monicarosestyle

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KimKardashian: Massage time with mommy!

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KimKardashian: I love Regis and Kelly! You guys gotta tune in today ;-) might see a special guest on!

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KimKardashian: Morning tweethearts! Have a safe and happy Memorial Day! Xo

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KimKardashian: Wait for me! RT @RobKardashian #beastmode session in! It's Monday Day1! (I always start over cuz I ruin it with my diet) NO CHEATING!

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KimKardashian: My sisters are my soulmates!

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KimKardashian: No! Numbing cream! U have 2 try it! I'll go w u! RT @KELLYROWLAND @KimKardashian hey girl!!!! How was it? The laser hair removal, painful??

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KimKardashian: About to get "Carrie"-d Away.... Sex and the City time!

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KimKardashian: @RobKardashian u should have come see Sex and the City w us!

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KimKardashian: Just finished laser hair removal at Laser Away! Gotta love being Armenian! http://twitpic.com/1swfjp

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KimKardashian: Everyone follow @JasonBinn the man behind our HOT Vegas mag bikini shoot. Look 4 behind the scenes photos! http://ning.it/bAugzv

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KimKardashian: Gym time! Who's working out today! It's the 1st day of June...no excuses now...

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KimKardashian: Gym time! Who's working out today?

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KimKardashian: Loving these behind the scenes pics from my Shape mag bikini shoot! http://bit.ly/aQkiuu

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KimKardashian: You get out what you put in

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KimKardashian: Only 5 days left to bid on @RobKardashian's range rover! http://3.ly/robrangerover Man I loooove EBay!

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KimKardashian: Loving these behind the scenes pics from my Shape mag bikini shoot! http://bit.ly/aQkiuu Thanks to @nomadrj

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KimKardashian: going to bed now...say your prayers...tweet dreams!

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KimKardashian: Rob and Khloe are officially crazy! They hacked each others twitters...they should do this more often...entertaining

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KimKardashian: I miss all the fun RT @KhloeKardashian No 1 will ever know the truth about 2nite! Robert is "tied" up at the moment so he can no longer type

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KimKardashian: I never knew u felt this way RT @RobKardashian @KimKardashian I luv u Im jealous of your body &the long locks u have that drape on your back

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KimKardashian: Sooo good! Fashion was crazy! A must see! How r u feeling? RT @lindsaylohan - @KimKardashian how was Sex and the City?

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KimKardashian: Ok @khloekardashian for sure has hacked @robkardashian 's twitter account! Seriously guys not appropriate!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Listening to Trey Songz "yo side of the bed" LOVE this song

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KimKardashian: Opposites attract...I've heard this saying a few times today. Is that a sign?

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KimKardashian: RT @JLDaniels: "don't just count your blessings; make your blessings count."

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KimKardashian: So I've decided I'm gonna start yoga! Has anyone tried it?

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KimKardashian: @TeamKimDemi ahhh u are so sweet! We really appreciate u! Love u doll!

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KimKardashian: I think I found my biggest fan! RT @aumrantheku @KimKardashian you're disgusting...miss cellulite 2010!

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KimKardashian: This is how Gunnar gets me in shape!! http://bit.ly/akmNAS

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KimKardashian: I started my day with an amazing hard workout! Thanks Gunnar! Make it count...

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KimKardashian: @gs1893 ahhh love u too sugar plum! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: Brentwood! Let's go! Its amazing! RT @Nicole_Murphy where? Never heard of this RT @KimKardashian: Hip hop yoga! Let's start again!

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KimKardashian: I tried Bikram yoga once but I fell asleep it was sooo hot! I might try it again and see what happens

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KimKardashian: Hip hop yoga! Let's start again! RT @BrittGastineau @KimKardashian you have tried it w me. Love

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KimKardashian: Good things come to those who wait ;-)

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KimKardashian: Back to blonde! http://bit.ly/dp6lcq

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KimKardashian: Who wants to get a makeover from me and come to a special party with me in Hollywood??? http://bit.ly/91E0zE

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KimKardashian: I sooo badly want to see "Get Him To The Greek" this weekend! Looks so funny! Who's going to check it out??? #gethimtothegreek

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KimKardashian: I sooo badly want to see "Get Him To The Greek" this weekend! Looks so funny! #gethimtothegreek.

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KimKardashian: Jinx ;-)! @NicoleRichie

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KimKardashian: Sushiiiiiiiiii

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KimKardashian: Every time Phil Jackson wins the 1st game in a playoff series he wins the series! #LakerFact Woowhooo!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Let's gooooo Laker's!!!!!

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Negative thinking is a luxury we can't afford. -@YokoOno

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KimKardashian: I'm so sleepy. Long day ahead...

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I miss u... We've both been soooo busy to catch up and laugh!

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KimKardashian: Love these! http://bit.ly/9kQlvQ

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KimKardashian: What a good nap! Feel energized now

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KimKardashian: Getting sleepy...lots of traffic. Time for a much needed 15min nap zzzzzzz

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KimKardashian: Listening to Michael Buble....love his voice.

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KimKardashian: Hot damn RT @RyanSeacrest Just wrapped meeting with kardashian girls...fun stuff coming to ur tv starting next sun! http://yfrog.com/0vaw1tj

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KimKardashian: I am officially the Connect Four Champion! Woowhoo! http://twitpic.com/1u0nwz

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KimKardashian: COME hang out w me on the beach today 12- 1:30pm! I'll be there celebrating the launch of Shape Magazine at 2030 Ocean Ave in Santa Monica

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KimKardashian: So true! RT @NICKIMINAJ RT @ihatequotes: True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When u KNOW u are great, u have no need to hate!

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KimKardashian: Watch me shooting my ad 4 @Fusion_Beauty?s Illumifill Line Filling Luminizer: www.fusionbeauty.com. Illumifill just came out @Sephora!

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KimKardashian: Yummy!!!! RT @JonathanCheban Yogurt Stop in LA named a flavor after me! I Love RED VELVET "CHEBAN" yogurt! http://twitpic.com/1ucbzr

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KimKardashian: My foot fell asleep

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KimKardashian: Family photo shoot today! Nothing better than spending the day with the whole family!

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KimKardashian: Look how close I am to @RealLamarOdom POSITIVE ENERGY!!! http://twitpic.com/1unldc

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KimKardashian: Its not St. Patrick's Day!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: At the Laker game!!!!!! Let's go baby!!!!

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KimKardashian: Tonight's gonna be a good night, tonight's gonna be a good good night!!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: A close up! Kind of Edward Scissor hands style! http://twitpic.com/1um7v5

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KimKardashian: What do u guys think about my rings? U like? Dope right http://twitpic.com/1um5un

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KimKardashian: Mom and Mason taking a nap together http://bit.ly/cpBtZm So cute!

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KimKardashian: Up starting my day! I know Eam seems crazy but I have a satellite media tour for Fusion Beauty...have a great day everyone!

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KimKardashian: I promised I was going to start eating good today! But I can't stop eating crap! What's wrong with me?

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KimKardashian: Miami memories in pics! http://bit.ly/dCWwjs Who's ready for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami??

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KimKardashian: Takes one to know one...

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KimKardashian: A screen grab from the @Fusion_Beauty ad campaign! SEXY! http://twitpic.com/1v11ov

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KimKardashian: My @Fusion_Beauty Satellite Media Tour is under way! I'm wearing Vixen lipfusion gloss! Love it http://twitpic.com/1v0yz7

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KimKardashian: On my way to NYC!

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KimKardashian: I've missed u so much!!! RT @lorenridinger @KimKardashian can't wait to see u in nyc tom baby!! So excited!

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KimKardashian: Can't wait for the fun! RT @JonathanCheban: @KimKardashian see you 2morrow!! Me + you in NYC = FUNNNNN i hope guys u gonna have some funnnnn

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KimKardashian: Hahahahahahaha ;-) rollin' with the homies! RT @GPlatinum Just roll with what ? Lol RT @KimKardashian: Just roll with it...

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KimKardashian: Lets go Lakers!!!!

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KimKardashian: Just roll with it...

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KimKardashian: OMG @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian I'm watching u with Jerry Seinfeld! I'm so excited for u guys! Dad would be so happy! LOL

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KimKardashian: I'm sad that all three sister are in NYC but we won't get to see each other! Grinding ;-) love u @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Good luck to @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash today on Regis and Kelly!

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KimKardashian: I was so singing gringiiiiiiiinnngggg in my head RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian grinding! (Neptunes track)

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KimKardashian: Hey guys, check out the clip of me in Double Exposure http://bit.ly/d0v7O2 It premieres on Bravo on June 15!!

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KimKardashian: OMG you have to see this! http://bit.ly/bUNxlz

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KimKardashian: This is what I listen to when I work out!! http://bit.ly/9jdcI0

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KimKardashian: Best dinner ever with my bestie @LorenRidinger and @JRRidinger I missed you soooo much!!!!

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KimKardashian: A fun rainy night in NYC w @JonathanCheban and @SimonHuck http://twitpic.com/1vesck

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KimKardashian: I love NYC!!!

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KimKardashian: Best time playing skeeball 4 The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund w @JonathanCheban @WendyShow @tinsleymortimer I Love Dave Buster's!!!

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KimKardashian: So much fun xo RT @MsSelitaEbanks I had a blast last night hanging with my divas @serenajwilliams @kimkardashian. They looked uber beautiful

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KimKardashian: Up early for a photo shoot! Hope everyone has a great day!

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KimKardashian: RT @CarlaDiBello Me and @kimkardashian out on the town after a hard day of work.. Empire State of Mind! http://tweetphoto.com/26453105

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KimKardashian: Just left Christina Aguilera's album release party! Everyone's gotta go out and get Bionic!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Getting a wash and wax today!! ;) #karwax

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KimKardashian: Big news! I'm producing my 1st show! E! orders the series THE SPIN CROWD. Takes viewers inside Command PR @JonathanCheban and @SimonHuck

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KimKardashian: Troy's 8 steps to the perfect smokey eye look http://bit.ly/anaaqZ

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KimKardashian: For anyone having a bad day just remember...If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it

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KimKardashian: RT @thesecretdaily You cannot control everything that will happen today. Yet you can completely control the person you will be today.

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KimKardashian: At the FiFi Awards! I'm presenting! The FiFi awards is the Oscar's of the fragrance industry

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KimKardashian: Do you believe in Fairy Tales? I do

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KimKardashian: Gooooo Lakers!!!! RT @KhloeKardashian Let's go lakers! Let's go!!!!

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KimKardashian: Nothing like it in the world! Love u so much! Miss u already! RT @lorenridinger @KimKardashian love our time together! Miss u already!! Xo

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KimKardashian: WOW Check out the new Kim Kollection from LorenJewels.com http://twitpic.com/1vp9dy

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KimKardashian: Motives nail polish!! RT @BeautyNDFeast Kim collection looks gorgeous...@lorenridinger @kimkardashian, what's your favorite Motives product?

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KimKardashian: Nothing like this Miami weather when u walk off of the plane! I'm in heaven!

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KimKardashian: Heading to Miami!!! Can't wait to see all my friends! @SimoneHarouche's bachlorette weekend!!!

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KimKardashian: Behind the scenes pics!! http://bit.ly/cpXwae loved this shoot!

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KimKardashian: Has anyone tried our Kardashian Glamour tan yet? U can get a gorgeous glow in a few hours! Get it at Sephora! http://bit.ly/9Al4vn

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KimKardashian: Loving my Loren Jewels in Miami!!! http://twitpic.com/1vvjw3

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KimKardashian: Listening to @NickiMinaj Hey Barbzzzz

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KimKardashian: Our table just did a toast and cheers, no one looked me in the eye...oooohhhh do u know what's going to happen to them? Are u superstitious

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KimKardashian: Bachelorette parties are embarrassing! I don't ever want one! http://twitpic.com/1vzi6d

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KimKardashian: I wish I was w @Kelly_Rowland tonight in the Hamptons at Axe Lounge! Everyone go check her out! 9pm... Miss u Kelly! Love u!

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KimKardashian: Totally fine just turbulence! RT @GPlatinum you guys are good ? RT @KimKardashian: Scariest flight ever

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KimKardashian: The Bahamas is beautiful! Love Atlantis!

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KimKardashian: Scariest flight ever

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KimKardashian: Half Armenian RT @MsKylaK Question for @KimKardashian @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian Are u 100% Armenian or half?

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KimKardashian: RT @KimKWeb Woo! RT @KhloeDaily: Finally! Kourtney Khloé Take Miami returns tomorrow night on E!

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KimKardashian: Spent the day by the pool w the girls all day! Now doin a little shopping! So happy to just spend quality time w my friends. Love u guys!

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KimKardashian: OMG YES! RT @ScottDisick I forgot we went there yrs ago & it was just me u &kourt. RT @KimKardashian The Bahamas is beautiful Love Atlantis!

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KimKardashian: Can u guess who I'm in the Bahamas with??? http://twitpic.com/1wi4ic

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KimKardashian: Who is ready for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami tonight at 10/9C on E! Woooowhooo!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Good morning Bahamas http://twitpic.com/1wh2dr

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KimKardashian: Looking at old photos from @keepinupwkris! So cute!! http://bit.ly/bPJQC0 Wonder if I'll look the same in 10 years... #karwax

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KimKardashian: Please tune in tonight at 10/9central on E! for the premiere of Kourtney and Khloé take Miami.

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KimKardashian: My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber 's hair!!!!! http://twitpic.com/1wkd88

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KimKardashian: Bahamas with my Biebs! Fun shoot! RT @justinbieber Photoshoot on the beach....ummmm yeah. http://tweetphoto.com/27078859

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KimKardashian: Ready for the craziness! Can't wait to see @ScottDisick on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami! Who else makes a cameo? Tune in tonight 10/9c on E

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KimKardashian: I'm traveling right now so missing the Lakers game! What's the score? Let's go Lakers!!!!

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KimKardashian: Ok just when I thought my night couldn't get any worse, I get home just craving my own bed and IM LOCKED OUT!!!!!

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KimKardashian: After waiting a hour on the runway...they tell me my bags didn't make it and are lost!!!! I want to cry :-(

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KimKardashian: All of this traveling with delays, weather changes, and early hours has gotten me sick...I hate this feeling. I need a break from planes

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KimKardashian: The winner of my rollerball design contest is... http://bit.ly/aQB5cM

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KimKardashian: If you were going to be immortalized wearing one outfit in particular, what you wear? #karwax

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KimKardashian: Look what @khloekardashian did to me!!! http://bit.ly/9BudXw

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KimKardashian: Last day to enter my makeover contest! http://bit.ly/91E0zE I wanna make you look fab!

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KimKardashian: @LNAclothing love my new LNA shirts and leggings!!!! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: I'm excited to get Drake's album....has anyone heard it?

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KimKardashian: Good morning! I am getting my nails done...what do u think of army green? I want a dark color but it is summer, so any other suggestions?

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KimKardashian: Good night tweet hearts sleep tight...say your prayers

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KimKardashian: I got my bags! Thanks American Airlines!

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KimKardashian: I got my bags! Thanks American Airlines!

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KimKardashian: I'm soooo jealous of you! RT @SimonHuck Bodyfactory smoothie time!

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KimKardashian: My top 10 fashion trends of 2010!! http://bit.ly/aBYchn Which is your fav?

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KimKardashian: Lakers!!!!! Woooowhooo!!!!!!!!! Come on baby!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: So true!!! RT @lorenridinger Sometimes things happen and u don't know why! Have faith! Everything happens for a reason!

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KimKardashian: Let's go Lakers!!!!

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KimKardashian: I have been slacking in the gym, took a week off...gotta get back on track!

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KimKardashian: I swear I don't have chicken pox! http://bit.ly/cYpHxG #karwax

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KimKardashian: I love my new Melodies sunglasses! Thanks @maryjblige http://bit.ly/caEaH0

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KimKardashian: I love u too sweetie pie RT @lillly_roose @KimKardashian Bitch leave Justin Biber. I will kill you. I hate you.

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KimKardashian: I'm in a weird mood today.... Can't explain it but ugghhh

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KimKardashian: I've had the honor of helping @dreamfound deliver final dreams to those in need. Please vote for dreams http://pep.si/cmQOMV

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KimKardashian: Bachelorette weekend in Miami baby!! http://bit.ly/941VI0

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KimKardashian: Khloe and I reppin' the purple nails for the Laker Game tonight! Let's go LA!!! http://twitpic.com/1xldfu

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KimKardashian: How amazing is this!? http://bit.ly/bMUpQ8

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KimKardashian: I just realized I can't go to the Laker game tonight with Army Green nails! Should I paint them purple or gold???

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KimKardashian: I got my sexy Miley raspy voice goin' on today....this cold just won't go away...but I'm kind of loving the voice

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KimKardashian: Love u! RT @MaryJBlige Thank u so much @KimKardashian! You look So Hot in the Melodies! Your support means so much 2 me! :-) Big love to u

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KimKardashian: You inspire me to be the higher me

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KimKardashian: Laker game w @GeorgeLopez @KhloeKardashian !!!!! http://twitpic.com/1xp1vk

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KimKardashian: Christina just killed it singing the national anthem!!!

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KimKardashian: Pulling up the Lake Show!!! Let's goooooo LAKERS!!!! #Lakers #Lakers #Lakers

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KimKardashian: Check out @KhloeKardashian in the Kim Kollection of LorenJewels.com http://twitpic.com/1xnz7q

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KimKardashian: I hate when someone calls you "boo" like WTF are u trying to scare me...BOO!!! Its not Halloween!

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KimKardashian: I think @KourtneyKardash like baby mamma! LOL

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KimKardashian: Ladies- do u like it when a guy calls u baby, babe or mamma? @KhloeKardashian and I are feelin' mamma!!! Hey lil mamma! LOL

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KimKardashian: @keylee_renee thanks for the love!!!! xo

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KimKardashian: @Jasmine_N I love u doll! xoxoxox

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KimKardashian: Magically delicious ;-) RT @JonathanCheban LUCKY CHARMS @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!!!!

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KimKardashian: OMG Congrats champions!!! @RealLamarOdom and the LAKERS!!! http://twitpic.com/1xpvcx

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KimKardashian: RT @RealLamarOdom We're the Champs again Lakers 2010 ! Thanks to all my fans for all the support.

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Never fall for someone u have to crawl for. If they don't encourage u to fly.. tell 'em bye! -@TheSingleWoman #ihatequotes

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KimKardashian: Dolls, tomorrow I?ll be on QVC 11am- 12pm introducing QuickTrim products I?ve been using. Get it now b4 we sell out! http://bit.ly/bgw2OF

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KimKardashian: My fav Twitpics! http://bit.ly/cfIVmD I'm a twitpicaholic ;)

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KimKardashian: What Kardashian candle scent should we do next? #karwax

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KimKardashian: I love working out! It makes my day so much better! Can't believe I took a week off! I missed u gym ;-)

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KimKardashian: Go hard or go home

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KimKardashian: Workout time!!!! Haven't been to the gym in over a week...this is gonna hurt! LOL

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KimKardashian: EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper

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KimKardashian: Elizabeth Taylor is my idol

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Never fall for someone u have to crawl for. If they don't encourage u to fly.. tell 'em bye!

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KimKardashian: I'm in philly for QVC, about to go live and sell new QuickTrim products that are exclusive to QVC like chocolate chews! Go to www.QVC.com

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KimKardashian: Just landed in Philly. I'm so tired

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KimKardashian: I am pretty tired of flying :-( RT @NinaLe14 @KimKardashian Wow you must be very tired flying to places all the time..Lol =] Retweet please!

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KimKardashian: bye bye Philly....hello Las Vegas! On my way...meet u there @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: And you DON'T change a dirty at the dinner table...u use the restroom. Everyone was complaining! Just unsanitary

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KimKardashian: My sister breast feeds! Its a natural beautiful thing, there's nothing wrong w it, but she covers herself, not w her boobs exposed

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KimKardashian: Misunderstood tweet-The woman had her boobs out at restraunt yest feeding then laid her on table and changed her w the food there.Unsanitary

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KimKardashian: Happy Father's Day http://bit.ly/agT5tl

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KimKardashian: U guys totally helped me get Bruce's Fathers Day gift! I couldn't have done it without u! Thanks YOU twitfam! Love u guys

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KimKardashian: Yes! Thanks! U saved me!!! Helicopter! RT @SoUneak @KimKardashian get him another toy helicopter; or a gift card to a store he really likes

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KimKardashian: Home sweet home! Just got back from Vegas. Kourtney and I drove so we could get back to Mason

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KimKardashian: I still need to get a Father's Day gift for Bruce! Please help!!! Suggestions? Gonna go to the mall early!

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KimKardashian: Spending the day with my uncle and grandpa on my dads side. Make me feel close to my dad today...miss u daddy

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KimKardashian: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami on E tonight!!! 10/9pm central time!!! Watch tonight!!!!

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KimKardashian: Don't forget to tune into Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami tonight at 9/10pm c on E!

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KimKardashian: RT @RyanSeacrest its a bad idea to go to the zoo hungover on tonight's "kourt & khloe take miami" watch: http://bit.ly/9F3Lt5. 10/9c E!

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KimKardashian: what am I doing, what am I doing? OH YA, that's right I'm doing MEEEEEEEE

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KimKardashian: Started my day off right...Barry's Bootcamp and a Body Factory smoothie!

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KimKardashian: Father's Day w Grandpa! http://bit.ly/djam2v

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KimKardashian: Gym time!

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KimKardashian: Major Kardashian news coming soon... just heard from @tlkfusion and it's super exciting! Will keep you updated :) Stay tuned, dolls!

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KimKardashian: Yes! I want to! What do u guys think? Should I dye my hair again blonde? RT @mzloveskim @KimKardashian ever consider going back to blonde?

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KimKardashian: The best!!! Too bad I'm not here long :-( RT @iamBenLyons @KimKardashian enjoy NYC aka the greatest city in the world!

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KimKardashian: Ahhh have so much fun at prom! You will look beautiful!!! RT @JenScherdashian @KimKardashian love you kim my prom is tom!

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KimKardashian: I would love to! BFF Forever and ever! RT @BatmanBieber @KimKardashian wanna be my new best friend?

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KimKardashian: I love u too doll! RT @KissAndTell_not @KimKardashian i love u!!! reply pls? :)

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KimKardashian: I'm doing great! Good start to a good day! How are u? RT @NadiaJaadar @KimKardashian Hey kim .. :) how ?re you tod?y ?!

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KimKardashian: I miss Mason so much if I'm even away from him a day! He's the best! RT @shireenkhanx @KimKardashian hows mason???

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KimKardashian: @BorjaLopez101 wow thank you doll!

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KimKardashian: Yay! I miss Aussie! RT @kattie_ryn @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian premier now, #KKTM in AUSTRALIA!!! live tv baby!!! Woo hoo!!!

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KimKardashian: My view out of the window landing in NYC...magical! http://twitpic.com/1yyknq

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KimKardashian: Wooowhooo!!!!! YES!!! RT @iheartkimnet Let's Help @KimKardashian Get 4 millions followers!

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KimKardashian: Just landed in NYC only here for a few hours...I LOVE Virgin America best sleep ever!

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KimKardashian: My top 20 twitpics!! http://bit.ly/dxBSa2 Do you like the one I chose as my #1? LOL

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KimKardashian: Scared if I try Bikram yoga again I'll melt! #karwax

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KimKardashian: I did 500 sit ups today! I want to be right for summer! #QuickTrim

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KimKardashian: Not more!!! I love u!! RT @ZiaLovesKim I love My sister ! But I love @KimKardashian , @KourtneyKardash and @KhloeKardashian even more! <3 <3

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KimKardashian: Good luck! Get A's!!! RT @stephgriffithsx @KimKardashian please wish me luck for my final exams and i'll go back to studying if you do:)

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KimKardashian: I need good vibes right now.....

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KimKardashian: LOL!!!! RT @RobKardashian I LOVE MY SON!!! http://tweetphoto.com/28597097

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KimKardashian: @JenScherdashian so happy Prom went well! I'm sure u looked beautiful!

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KimKardashian: USA all the way!!!!! #WorldCup

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KimKardashian: DAMN your booty!! LOL RT @SerenaJWilliams Follow @JasonBinn Let him know the best US Open cover of me for Hamptons Magazine

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KimKardashian: I needed that pep talk! Miss u @BrittGastineau Love you!!!!

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KimKardashian: Shopping for a cure with Kelly Ripa! http://bit.ly/9Tekjm

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KimKardashian: Yes! Its great for men! RT @GuateGorilla @KimKardashian Does quicktrim work well for men?

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KimKardashian: Work in progress...

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KimKardashian: Good luck!!!! U will love QuickTrim RT @Sarita_isluv @KimKardashian starting #quicktrim today. Wish me luck!

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KimKardashian: He's a natural! http://bit.ly/clLCBs

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KimKardashian: I'm addicted! WHY? RT @LaLaVazquez LOL! I jst got out of mine! LOL welcome! RT @KimKardashian: Awwww I have the quarter curse! HELP ME!

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KimKardashian: Awwww I have the quarter curse! @BrittGastineau @CarlaDibello @LaLaVazquez @KourtneyKardash HELP ME! You know what I'm talking about ;-) LOL

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KimKardashian: Awwww I have the quarter curse! @BrittGastineau @CarlaDibello @KourtneyKardash HELP ME! You know what I'm talking about ;-) LOL

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KimKardashian: baking chocolate chip cookies

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KimKardashian: Wouldn't trade it 4 nothin RT @lalavazquez Word! LOL! wouldn't have it any other way RT @KimKardashian If we are dimes,y do we hav quarters?

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KimKardashian: If we are dimes, why do we have quarters???? @LaLaVazquez @BrittGastineau !!! LOL

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KimKardashian: Thought we were done w it? LOL I can't resist!!! RT @lalavazquez - @KimKardashian yes it is..take it from me! I JUST got out of it!!!

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KimKardashian: Ummm ME TOO! Damn quarter curse!!! When we will grow out of it? RT @lalavazquez - @KimKardashian I still am! Can't u tell? LOL

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KimKardashian: I guess that is the life RT @CarlaDiBello Everytime u feel that was that they call u right back! RT @KimKardashian I have the quarter curse!

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KimKardashian: It creeps right back up RT @BrittGastineau hmmmm when we think we've outgrown it LOL RT @KimKardashian: Awwww I have the quarter curse!

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KimKardashian: Hahahaha! well u never know. I may need to! RT @BrittGastineau RT @KimKardashian: Wouldn't trade it 4 nothin RT hmmmmmmm reallllyyyyyyy?

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KimKardashian: Twilight fans are amazing!!!! Wow this energy!!! I'm excited! http://twitpic.com/1zoq5q

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KimKardashian: Or nude lip??? http://twitpic.com/1zo62w

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KimKardashian: Vamp burgandy lip??? http://twitpic.com/1zo5xn

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KimKardashian: Should I do a vamp lip color for the twilight premiere? Or a nude lip?

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KimKardashian: RT @TheSingleWoman Dear haters: The more u do me wrong, the more I?ll come back strong!

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KimKardashian: Remember my shoot in Australia with the kitty? http://bit.ly/cHtR7p These are the results!

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KimKardashian: That was nuts @lalavazquez !! U saved me! Haha I am sooo in love with Kiyan!

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KimKardashian: Getting measured http://bit.ly/a3YBlL special announcement coming soon... #karwax

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KimKardashian: They are my favorite!!! RT @itsxtayxbeebs @kimkardashian the quick trim hot sticks are the best <3 im drinking it right now :)

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KimKardashian: Barry's Bootcamp then Body Factory... Good day so far!

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KimKardashian: I have a cold but want to workout, is it good or bad to sweat it out in the gym?

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KimKardashian: RT @BeachBunnySwim @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash @kimkardashian banner is up at Robertson Boutique. http://twitpic.com/1zvjkl

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KimKardashian: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @LaLaVazquez I love you sooo much!!!!!

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KimKardashian: sleepy...g night xoxoxoxo

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KimKardashian: @KOforPrez U need to step your twitter follower game up! LOL

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KimKardashian: Bible...true dat RT @lalavazquez Quarter curse... http://tweetphoto.com/28992404

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KimKardashian: La traffic is driving me soooo crazy

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KimKardashian: Noooo, team Jacob!! http://bit.ly/c6UNX3 LOL RT @kourtneykardash Team edward! http://bit.ly/byBLDZ

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KimKardashian: I love hand written cards and letters...I save all of them

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KimKardashian: Thank you so much doll, I love you! RT @KimKWeb So humble, incredibly sweet and loyal to her fans. Love you @KimKardashian! xoxo

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KimKardashian: My favorite author! So true! RT @ihatequotes Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone. -Mitch Albom #ihatequotes

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KimKardashian: Can't wait for our slumber party!!! RT @lorenridinger Finally moving into my new apt in nyc after 4 weeks of hell:)

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KimKardashian: LOL RT @CarlaDiBello Hey @kimkardashian. Found ur new boyfriend He has his own Kingdom and wrote a bestseller http://tweetphoto.com/29165630

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KimKardashian: Listening to Michael Jackson Dirty Diana...so many hits. Love u MJ

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KimKardashian: My cake at my KimKardashian.com launch party! http://twitpic.com/2015ln

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KimKardashian: Up and at 'em! Workout time...going hard today!

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KimKardashian: That means a lot RT @elznmoe @KimKardashian just watched THS I really admire everything u have overcome! Your prob the strongest woman ever

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KimKardashian: @SimonHuck wait what???? omg I'm offended!

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KimKardashian: Tonight was the 1st time I've cooked in my new home & I just love that smell of yummy food! Need to cook more often

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KimKardashian: I miss u so much! RT @lorenridinger Gonna see my family soon in NYC @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash @KeepinUpWKris love u

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KimKardashian: Making tacos w @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick http://twitpic.com/20c0bz

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KimKardashian: Awww I love u & am so proud of u RT @CarlaDiBello I just had the best experience ever and @kimkardashian made it all possible! Love you!

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KimKardashian: I am not lying! U disappeared & I need u now! RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian liar!!!! Now I'm sad... I want to see you

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KimKardashian: I miss u more RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian I miss you! Where are you in the world? I'm in Mexico for 5 days and...There's no finding u

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KimKardashian: I'm heading to NYC next week @Sn00ki @DJPaulyD @JENNIWOWW @ItsTheSituation maybe I will head down to the shore! Let's go!

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KimKardashian: Meet me on the boardwalk baby! lol RT @Sn00ki - @KimKardashian awww shit we've been waiten for you. Right @DJPaulyD ? ;)

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KimKardashian: wish I was fist pumping at the jersey shore tonight! LOL

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KimKardashian: If you were shooting a film and needed a body double, who would yours be? #karwax

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KimKardashian: I just can't concentrate when watching soccer because those loud horns sound like a beehive swarming the field...

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KimKardashian: Let's go USA!!!

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KimKardashian: YES! That's the best part! Every skin type! RT @JustinSignorile @KimKardashian does @perfectskin work for all skin types?

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KimKardashian: You are gonna LOVE it!!! Let me know what you think! RT @AbigailAWest just ordered @perfectskin, @kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: Worked out this morning, now eating breakfast...why is everyone eating pancakes and french toast! Help!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy memories w @khloekardashian... http://bit.ly/cBXQ6J here's to many more!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @KhloeKardashian ! I love u more than u could ever imagine, my little honey bear, sugar plum, lucky charm, apple dumpling!!!!

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KimKardashian: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami all new episode is on tonight 10pm/9c on E!

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KimKardashian: Wow @ChrisBrown did such an amazing MJ tribute performance at the BET Awards! So emotional and deep...Amazing job!

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KimKardashian: Just sucks that there is someone impersonating Kendall which prevents her from using her own twitter name!

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KimKardashian: My sister Kendall wants to join twitter but someone has her name! We want her name back and no one at twitter will respond! Grrrrrrr

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KimKardashian: Boarding a gorgeous private http://twitpic.com/20rqvh

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KimKardashian: This is hilarious! http://bit.ly/9oW6ZE Thank you @tobyk17 xo

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KimKardashian: I believe in you...

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KimKardashian: Hey dolls! We partnered w @themiragelv @bravadaltd @tlkfusion & r opening a Kardashian Retail Store! More info at press conference today

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KimKardashian: Watching Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami now on E!!!!

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KimKardashian: Good home cooked meal. I love cooking! http://twitpic.com/20wjwr

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KimKardashian: Just finished late night Barrys Bootcamp w @CarlaDiBello now I'm gonna teach her how 2 cook fried chicken! Hey, at least we worked out!

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KimKardashian: Rocky loves KimKardashian.com http://bit.ly/9KpmsY

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KimKardashian: R u bikini ready? Its not too late! Get all my DVDs for 19.99 & sculpt ur body by July 4th! http://fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com code:bikini

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KimKardashian: I had no cavities! Woowhoo! @KhloeKardashian u have to tell me if Lamar does. I can't smell any but candyman can! LOL

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KimKardashian: Preach RT @GlamSquadBTS KardashballZ

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KimKardashian: Omg! I'm here!!! Twins! RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian OMG shut your mouth! Lamar and I are going in a few hours! Ha! Great minds baby

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KimKardashian: Watching the discovery channel at the dentist

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KimKardashian: Big announcement... http://bit.ly/99ISDe see you soon, @nycwax! #karwax

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KimKardashian: Big announcement... see you soon, @nycwax! #karwax http://bit.ly/99ISDe

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KimKardashian: My little sister @KendallJenner finally is on twitter!!! Everyone follow her!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Absolutely not!!! For everyone!RT @NickYoung13 @KimKardashian is the perfect skin solution just for chicks? Haha.

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KimKardashian: I can fall asleep anywhere at anytime!!! And the best part is I can take a 5min nap and be totally re-energized!

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KimKardashian: I totally fell asleep while getting my make up done... @GlamSquadBTS still rocked it! LOL

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KimKardashian: Another special announcement!! http://bit.ly/cTvEI1 #Kardash90210

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KimKardashian: ok going to bed now finally...early flight tomorrow! sleep tight twitter bugs! TWEET DREAMS

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KimKardashian: @xxJonasLovexx i love u doll! xoxo

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KimKardashian: LET'S DO IT TWITTERLAND!!!! LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH! RT @XO_Bianca_XO @KimKardashian #KimK4mill !!!! lets get kim to 4 million followers!!

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KimKardashian: Come to NYC for the 4th! ...if not I am home the 5th! Must hang out asap! RT @lindsaylohan - @KimKardashian when are we hanging out!!

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KimKardashian: @lejlaxox xoxoxoxo

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KimKardashian: That means so much 2 me. Rob is a cutie RT @bieberfollowers @KimKardashian you're my role model & your brother is so cute and funny

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KimKardashian: Cool, see u there!! RT @StacyFernandez YAY @kimkardashian is gonna be at the wax museum on Thursday. I'm not missing that for the world.

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KimKardashian: @JustinMyers0377 hahaha love you guys! xo

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KimKardashian: No Kylie does NOT have a twitter account RT @courtneyjw13 @KimKardashian Does Kylie have a twitter to or is @kyliejenner a fake...?

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KimKardashian: Wow Thanks! RT @HeyyItsNessa Had a vigorous workout with my sister. Let me tell you @KimKardashian's workout is something fierce

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KimKardashian: @jbloverrx thank you so much!!!

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KimKardashian: Seriously @simoneharouche How did I fall asleep on a ride at DisneyLand !!! In line standing up too! Haha what's wrong w me!

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KimKardashian: OMG RT @simoneharouche @KimKardashian do u remember at disneyworld, my mom was convinced you had narcolepsy! Cause u fell asleep on rides!

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KimKardashian: Listening to @AngieMartinez on Hot97! I LOVE NYC! Miss u Ang!!!!

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KimKardashian: Quality time with Mason! http://bit.ly/a4XKd4 Love these photos :)

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KimKardashian: We r here! RT @jrridinger @kimkardashian @lorenridinger Kardashians r coming to our crib - NYC to film! Branding Mkting gangsters!

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KimKardashian: RT @jrridinger @kimkardashian@lorenridinger 10 reasons they r the best:con't-8. they got Bruce! 9.Funniest+sexy 10. Love MA +JR +LR.

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian Thanx Venus Embrace 4 keeping my legs smooth HOT in Cabo LOL! Become a fan on FB http://bit.ly/cW1fEe

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KimKardashian: Today is a good day ;-)

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KimKardashian: OMG! http://bit.ly/afwm2t I've been nominated for 2 more Teen Choice Awards... please vote for me!!

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KimKardashian: Me and my wax figure!!! http://bit.ly/9l3CXv

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KimKardashian: So exciting RT @KeepinUpWKris Good morning NYC! Kims big unveiling for her wax figure at Madame Tussauds Wax museum! Woohoo this is amazing

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KimKardashian: Getting ready to see my wax figure! I'm so nervous! Will it be weird? Will it look identical to me?

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KimKardashian: Haha what fun RT @jrridinger Kim is looking great inspite of the paparazzi and pressure! Thes guys r the best http://tweetphoto.com/30214336

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KimKardashian: How freakin cool I have a wax figure!!!!! I'm still in shock!!!

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KimKardashian: Morning New York! I really love it here! The whole fam is here! Can't wait for @KendallJenner @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom to get here!

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KimKardashian: RT @CBSitweets @kimkardashian - you've been nominated for a TV.com NOW Award! Tell your fans to vote! 1 week left! http://bit.ly/a1Dlbq

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @LindsayLohan xoxo

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KimKardashian: Nothing better in life! http://twitpic.com/21szda

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KimKardashian: @claire_darbos wow thanks Claire! Never give up!

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KimKardashian: RT @lorenridinger You must stand for something or u will fall for anything! Believe in yourself

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KimKardashian: Jersey stand up!

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KimKardashian: Celebrating Kardashian Khaos!! http://bit.ly/KardashianKhaos

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KimKardashian: The real Jersey Shore http://twitpic.com/21xoxn

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KimKardashian: "This time baby I'll be bullet proof!" Techno beat version in jerzzz

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KimKardashian: Omg CONGRATS @SerenaJWilliams for winning Wimbledon!!!! I LOVE U!!!!

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KimKardashian: @FabulousKimNet hi gorgeous!!!!! Love your site! Xo

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KimKardashian: @Stephyg423 never give up ;-)

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban I might twitpic the pic of u and that hot dog! LOL

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KimKardashian: Serendipity was our best NYC date! So kind of :-( but I promise I will make it up 2 u RT @BrittGastineau Are u cheating on me @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Frozen Hot Chocolate! I'm in heaven!!! http://twitpic.com/22584f

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KimKardashian: There's no sweeter place than Serendipity!

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KimKardashian: Where Brooklyn at??? http://twitpic.com/2296ud

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KimKardashian: KRIS takes over NYC!!! http://twitpic.com/2293ju

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KimKardashian: Empire state of mind http://twitpic.com/228ix8

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KimKardashian: Happy 4th of July everyone! Be safe tonight! I can't wait to see fire works!

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KimKardashian: Uh oh, u know its on when @lorenridinger starts singing karaoke!!! LOL http://twitpic.com/22kkn2

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KimKardashian: See those Loren Jewels RT @lorenridinger @kimkardashian TO DIE FOR! Between Elizabeth Taylor and Ava Gardner http://tweetphoto.com/30899439

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KimKardashian: Love u @KendallJenner and Amber!! Having fun on the yacht! http://tweetphoto.com/30901011

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KimKardashian: Nothing like NYC on the 4th with the people u love! http://twitpic.com/22jpy1

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KimKardashian: OMG I AM LESS THAN 5,000 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 4 MILLION! I WILL LITERALLY CRY IF I REACH THAT!

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KimKardashian: there's no place like home...

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KimKardashian: HaHa I love this!!! RT @XO_Bianca_XO Kim Kardashian is Fierce baby!! http://bit.ly/9Fa3sK ;)

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KimKardashian: @KimKDashLover your support means the world to be doll! I love u

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KimKardashian: I know! I will be back in a few days for LaLa & Melo's wedding RT @JonathanCheban I can't believe I only saw u one nite in NY @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Sending Kylie a bunk note at camp right now! Gotta love gogo wifi!

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KimKardashian: I feel so blessed to have the best family and friends ever! Friendship and family is what real life is all about! Its all u need in life!

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KimKardashian: I will be back in a few days! Miss u so much! RT @lorenridinger @KimKardashian I miss u already!!! Come back

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KimKardashian: trust your heart

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KimKardashian: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a life time

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KimKardashian: Last day in NYC...what a fun trip!

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KimKardashian: Gunnar's early morning workouts are the best!!!! Who worked out today???

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KimKardashian: @AustinJenn I honestly had the best weekend ever! Can't wait for more fun! Where's John the drunk at??? LOL xoxooxox

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KimKardashian: Up early...I can't sleep

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KimKardashian: OMG! I HAVE 4 MILLION TWITTER FRIENDS! I am so grateful for everyone who supports me! I love you guys and TWITTER! XOXOOXOXO

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KimKardashian: RT @RevRunWisdom: Don't worry 2 much about how ppl diss u, that's THEIR karma, how u react is YOURS. Let go #LetGod

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KimKardashian: Seriously @SheivaG makes the best mixed cd's ever!!!!

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @RobinAntinPCD I love u soooo much!!!!!! A true best friend for life!

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KimKardashian: Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it

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KimKardashian: Good morning! HEY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: We are twins! And major OCD RT @KardashianFacts @KimKardashian and @RobKardashian both have a little OCD and are neat freaks. #DASHFacts

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KimKardashian: U little hopeless romantic u! RT @RobKardashian: "Being someone's first Love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect!"

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KimKardashian: Behind the scenes at my new fragrance shoot! http://bit.ly/9mlqSf Glamorous!!!

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KimKardashian: I'm at the shoot for my second fragrance!! http://bit.ly/fragranceshoot Woohoo!!

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KimKardashian: Just posted all my pics from the Lakers championship game!! http://bit.ly/LakersChamps

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KimKardashian: We are all ok! Thx 4 asking! Xo RT @Dan_Kardashian Oh lord where is @KimKardashian I hope she's in NYC with @KhloeKardashian!!!

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KimKardashian: I just had my eyebrows done by Anastasia and I LOVE HER! I look like a whole new person! LOL Eyebrows really shape your whole face

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KimKardashian: OMG earthquake! Who felt it? Is everyone ok????

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KimKardashian: This shoot is crazzzyyyyyy! Can't wait for the final images! I can't believe I am on my 2nd fragrance!!!

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KimKardashian: Soooo excited for @serenajwilliams party tonight!!!! Wooowhooo

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Never bring your past into the future, because it will block your future.

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KimKardashian: @TRINArockstarr hahahahhahah

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KimKardashian: "fake it til u make it"-last weekend's theme! LOL @TRINArockstarr what is this weekends? I need your motivation!

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KimKardashian: Behind the scenes of my 'Styled By' shoot... http://bit.ly/styledby

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KimKardashian: Fun with the fam on Father's Day http://bit.ly/ahH3M8

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KimKardashian: Preach RT @RobKardashian If you don't respect a girl, don't waste your time.

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KimKardashian: RT @KennyHamilton It's a new day and new opportunities await!! Do something special for someone today! Positive energy people! Let's Go!!

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KimKardashian: ??I need your help building a home school for disabled children in Haiti! BE THE SOLUTION today @ http://aHomeInHaiti.org

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KimKardashian: PinkBerry's new flavor watermelon is heaven! Has anyone tried it?

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KimKardashian: RT @KhloeKardashian Who is watching KK take Miami tonight???? 10pm/9central on E!

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KimKardashian: RT @KardashianMafia It's Kardashian Khaos Baby!!! http://twitpic.com/24bwgm

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KimKardashian: I look mean! RT @JonathanCheban Still going strong @kimkardashian @serenawilliams ! Lala / Carmelo wedding is ON! http://twitpic.com/2493rk

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KimKardashian: Let the festivities begin Mrs. Anthony @LaLaVazquez @SerenaJWilliams http://twitpic.com/2478cm

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KimKardashian: Wow what a ceremony!!! Congrats Mr. And Mrs. Carmelo Anthony!!!!

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KimKardashian: Here comes the bride... @LaLaVazquez wanted me to share a sneak peak! http://twitpic.com/246l0v

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KimKardashian: Herve Leger and Loren Jewels! Gonna be a glamorous night! http://twitpic.com/246exp

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KimKardashian: All ready for the wedding! On our way! http://twitpic.com/246bgz

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KimKardashian: I wonder what La and Mel's wedding song is going to be!?! Any guesses?

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KimKardashian: listening to Sade...by your side...one of my favorite songs. playing my "love songs" mix. I am in a lovey mood right now

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KimKardashian: Day by day....

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KimKardashian: Please follow @JasonBinn let him know the best cover of me @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash 4 his magazine http://ning.it/awoXUr

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KimKardashian: Filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians all day with the whole family. What's everyone up to?

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KimKardashian: Hey gorgeous!!!! http://bit.ly/heygorgeous

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KimKardashian: Follow @JasonBinn to see the hot sexy shoot me @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash did for him & LA Confidential, a great magazine.

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau its a Madonna song...u always look too deep! LOL

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KimKardashian: RT @GlamSquadBTS Its human nature. I'm not sorry.

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KimKardashian: I will tell him! RT @ChabelyGarcia @KimKardashian i love ur brother!!!! Tell him!!!! He's so cute!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Fell asleep early last night...up early! Let's get it!

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KimKardashian: This is for you guys!! http://bit.ly/cBHQl4 xo

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KimKardashian: I love my fans!!!! kisses! RT @MakeupbyMario - @KimKardashian LOL!! I meannnn http://twitpic.com/258iuz

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KimKardashian: I started no carbs today & QuickTrim. I know its early but so far so good today! I may need your guys help when I have cravings! Sweet tooth

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KimKardashian: @bebe_stores I love the gunmetal goddess wrap dress!! That's one of my favorites! #bebeKardash

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KimKardashian: Lunch on the beach in Malibu w @KeepinUpWKris @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian nothing better...

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KimKardashian: Playing poker right now w @RobKardashian and got a ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Do peanuts have carbs?

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KimKardashian: getting my hair did...

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KimKardashian: rise and grind...love that @TrinaRockstarr

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KimKardashian: Passed out...just woke up and feel totally energized.

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KimKardashian: About to take a 7min power nap...

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KimKardashian: Ok I was good, didn't break my healthy streak! I'm not trying to lose weight just need to train myself to not eat as much sugar,not good 4 u

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KimKardashian: Cracking up with Teri Hatcher and @GetHatchedNews http://bit.ly/c2aoOV

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KimKardashian: Bye bye Miami! Wish I could stay longer...

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KimKardashian: @thedashdoll you are sooo beautiful! I love u dash doll!

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KimKardashian: Just had the best spray tan in Miami with Fabiola @SobeTan !!!!

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KimKardashian: Not the same wout u! RT @lorenridinger @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash wish I was with u in miami!! Love u

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KimKardashian: RT @BrittGastineau Tres Glam trunk show at London jewelers in east hampton july 24 from 5 to 8pm please retweet

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KimKardashian: RT @TheSingleWoman You are unrepeatable. There is a magic about u that is all your own. -D.M. Dellinger

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/9qbQxx backstage w the beautiful sexy models @iamjesswhite and @chrissyteigen

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/backstagepic Me and @selenagomez backstage at our fashion show!

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/beachbunnypic All glammed up for Beach Bunny in Miami w @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: Wait @lalavazquez did @CarmeloAnthony actually go through with it???

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KimKardashian: Ziplining in Costa Rica is crazy @lalavazquez can't believe u saw our pics! LOL I cried at the tarzan rope and couldn't do that one! Did u?

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KimKardashian: RT @lalavazquez Ziplining in Costa Rica..most EXHILARATING thing I've ever! @kimkardashian i saw your pic up! LOL http://twitpic.com/25wdl6

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/bdgqHq My supermodel sister @kendalljenner

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KimKardashian: Love Miami, I'm here w @KourtneyKardash and @KhloeKardashian ! Can't wait for our Beach Bunny Fashion show tonight! #MiamiFashionWeek

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KimKardashian: How stunning does @kendalljenner look in these shots by @nicksaglimbeni!? http://bit.ly/aujnNZ

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KimKardashian: Who wants to win tickets to Rihanna's LA show!? @shoedazzle are giving away tickets!! Find out how to win here: http://bit.ly/b2YOsF

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KimKardashian: Rushing home for a friends wedding! Its definitely wedding season! Congrats love birds @BobbyMcCray and Khadijah!

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/KBweddingpic Wedding time with @reallamarodom and @robkardashian

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KimKardashian: Just remember Jackie O.... @LorenRidinger

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KimKardashian: Absolutely! U should try it RT @NEVAEH1709 @KimKardashian does the Quick Trim really work? i ask because I'm tryin to slim down

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove My Higher Power knows that's best for me. So my miracle prayer today is THY will, not MY will.

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KimKardashian: I'm doing Quick Trim too! We are in this together! RT @TXmander @KimKardashian I'm starting QuickTrim tomorrow!!! I can't wait!

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KimKardashian: Hey doll! Xoxoxo RT @biebergirl3333 @KimKardashian omg hiii kim im a huge fan ur soooooo pretty plz plz plz reply back byeeeee

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KimKardashian: I take Miami tonight with @kourtneykardash and she unplugs me!!! http://bit.ly/aTTqyo Make sure you watch 10pm on E! #KKTM

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/9mysja Pic from Khadijah?s wedding last night w Cassie @misskeribaby @mslaurenlondon and Malika!

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KimKardashian: Welcome to Miami!!! LOL RT @UrbanaHomie OMG poor @KimKardashian!!! What a great welcome present walking in on @KourtneyKardash and Scott!!!

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KimKardashian: So embarrassing! RT @MzShavonne Wow wtf @kimkardashian caught @kourtneykardashian gettin it in 2nite on #kktm haha how embarassing

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KimKardashian: Thanks @ddlovato!! http://bit.ly/ddVOy1 :) Embrace those curves, doll! xo

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KimKardashian: Look at @kendalljenner's beautiful beach photo shoot http://bit.ly/9vgAtz

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KimKardashian: Just had a great workout!

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KimKardashian: If God brings you to it...He will bring you through it

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KimKardashian: Hey dolls, I know a lot of you hav been asking about @PerfectSkin! I use it every day and night! I'm totally OCD about taking my makeup off!

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/csSb8l Behind the scenes on @KendallJenner's beach shoot with @monicarosestyle So stunning!

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KimKardashian: Join me & Kelly Ripa in the fight against Ovarian Cancer. Found out how you can do your part: http://bit.ly/SuperSaturday_10 #QVCOCRF

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KimKardashian: Just launched a super fun summer giveaway with @khloekardashian and @kourtneykardash! http://bit.ly/b07DRa Win our fav summer essentials!

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KimKardashian: How's the workout? RT @BrookeDulien Just bought a step thingie so I could finish your dvd workout tape! @kimkardashian :)

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KimKardashian: U are in my prayers RT @marieroycerojas @KimKardashian Im asking for a prayer for my grandma she jus had Artirial surgery. Please I beg you

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KimKardashian: The Spin Crowd and KK Take Miami! RT @RyanSeacrest @kimkardashian what do u wanna talk about tomorrow on the radio show I'm prepping :)??

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KimKardashian: Even if I wake up late I do the breakfast thing...

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KimKardashian: OMG! Nick just sent me @kendalljenner's final beach shoot pics!! http://bit.ly/bWs0W6 TO DIE FOR!

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KimKardashian: Omg tell me what u think! Its amazing! RT @taylorhorn @KimKardashian I got my PerfectSkin products today! I love it!! You're my rolemodel <3

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KimKardashian: Haha love u supermodel! RT @KendallJenner yay! they talked about me on E! news!! :) haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBhANLZ3V4

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KimKardashian: Sneak peek at Season 5 of Keeping up with the Kardashians!!!! http://bit.ly/kuwtk

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KimKardashian: @KourtneyKardash check cover w/polo star @NicRoldan. Follow @JasonBinn 4more shots & intel. Have fun. http://ning.it/bIcTDr

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KimKardashian: I am about to watch Inception...has anyone seen it?

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KimKardashian: What's the deal w Inception? Was he dreaming at the end? Someone help explain?

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KimKardashian: @smileygirl21 love u!!!

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KimKardashian: @BGMADELIN love u doll

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KimKardashian: @laurenschaser love ya girl! Wooowhooo

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KimKardashian: Gaga is singing Telephone! I'm kinda busy!

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KimKardashian: http://bit.ly/gagaconcert (PIC) I'm at the @ladygaga concert! Just dance!!!

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KimKardashian: I Love You

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KimKardashian: I miss my girls @LorenRidinger @BrittGastineau @CarlaDiBello @LaLaVazquez I NEED YOU NOW!

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KimKardashian: The domestic abuse rate in El Paso is very high! Tonight a portion of the proceeds are going to The Center Against Family Violence

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KimKardashian: Hello El Paso! I've never been here before! Fun appearance and fashion show tonight!

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Life is like Twitter. You can?t control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @JLO I love you!

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KimKardashian: "I'm looking forward to the memories of right now"

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KimKardashian: RT @TheSingleWoman So u planted seeds & u got weeds. Two choices: U can waste time regretting the sewing..or simply start mowing

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KimKardashian: I'm a hustler baby! RT @RyanSeacrest love the hustle @kimkardashian. Model, designer, producer....em...babysitter lol: http://bit.ly/9qWXPm

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KimKardashian: El Paso... Mexican candy heaven! http://twitpic.com/280jui

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KimKardashian: I did white nails!! They are illuminating! LOL http://twitpic.com/280d53

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KimKardashian: RT @CarlaDiBello My chick bad Badder than urs. My chick do stuff that ur chick wish she could! @KimKardashian http://tweetphoto.com/34467348

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KimKardashian: RT @TheDailyLove Success is when reality catches up to your imagination.

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KimKardashian: True! RT @KardashianFacts @KimKardashian's alter ego is Princess Jasmine! #DASHFacts

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KimKardashian: Or what about white? Think I might do that..I will twitpic whatever I decide!

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KimKardashian: What color should I paint my nails? I know its summer but I'm feeling plum or gun metal grey?

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KimKardashian: I hate air conditioning. It always gives me a cold

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KimKardashian: Back in LA. I missed u

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KimKardashian: I was wondering what u were gonna do w ur last name since now u are Mrs Anthony not Vazquez! Love the new twitter name @LaLa

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KimKardashian: Straight from the airport into Gunnar Peterson for a workout! Thanks @LaLa for letting me crash your workout!

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KimKardashian: Dedication and hard work pay off

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KimKardashian: Follow and watch @juliebanderas 2day on Fox News Channel its her 1st day back from maternity leave! Sat. 7-8pm and Sun. 4-6pm and 7-8pm et

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KimKardashian: Wish I was there! RT @BrittGastineau Tres Glam trunk show today !! Yay London Jewelers in East Hampton 5 to 7

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KimKardashian: @Corrina__ hi doll! xoxo

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KimKardashian: Don't change yourself for anybody but yourself...be happy with who u are! Someone will appreciate and adore u just as you are.

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KimKardashian: Pls dont. Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don't try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside &out! Just as u are @brisajohnson

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KimKardashian: NO RT @brisajohnson I'm getting head 2 toe plastic surgery nxt week 2 look like @kimkardashian so my husband won't leave me. He worships her

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KimKardashian: At dinner with my Grandma MJ celebrating her 76th birthday! Love you Grandma Mary Jo!

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KimKardashian: I hope so! RT @juliannaaax0x If I walk w a note in my pocket all the time that says "I want to meet @kimkardashian" do u think ill meet her?

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KimKardashian: I'm so excited for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami tonight at 10/9pm c on E! I'm gonna be on!!! Kourtney is mean to me tonight

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KimKardashian: At my Terry Richardson photo shoot! This is going to be crazy sexy!

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KimKardashian: Long day ahead...had a hard work out, now an interview and photo shoot! Happy Sunday

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian words can't describe how much I've missed your soul! I'm lost without you

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KimKardashian: Thank heaven! I've missed u so much my cherie amour RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian yay! I get to see you later

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KimKardashian: Me too!!! RT @KhloeKardashian Sitting in Hair and Makeup getting ready to meet @kimkardashian so we can guest star on 90210. So excited

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KimKardashian: Up early! Getting ready to film 90210 with @KhloeKardashian !!!

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KimKardashian: I see u JD! RT @LTLline @KimKardashian you see

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KimKardashian: We're on the set of 90210 right now!! http://bit.ly/Kardash90210 Me and @khloekardashian with Annalynne Mccord!

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KimKardashian: Thumbs up Terry Richardson!! http://bit.ly/aOxbZs (PIC)

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KimKardashian: OMG! This is hilarious... http://bit.ly/kardashiangurls thanks @perezhilton and @lacoacha

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KimKardashian: Is it weird that I like ranch dressing with everything? I guess that makes my dinner not as healthy :-( its so yummy w an artichoke

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KimKardashian: Did an evening cardio workout..then cooked a healthy yummy dinner...salmon, stuffed artichoke and some brown rice!

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KimKardashian: Feel so blessed...thank you God

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KimKardashian: I am so excited to watch Tony Robbins new show on NBC -its riveting , will change lives http://bit.ly/cj2xhD I love tony Robbins!

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KimKardashian: Tweet dreams...

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KimKardashian: I just saw a commercial for The Spin Crowd on E!!!! The 1st show I'm executive producing! Looks hysterical! Ok now I can fall asleep! Night

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KimKardashian: Rise & Grind!

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KimKardashian: Check out the trailer for the new show I executive produced "The Spin Crowd"with @Jonathancheban and @simonhuck http://bit.ly/a95Fmr

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KimKardashian: I just finished watching the rough cut of The Spin Crowd...u guys are gonna LOVE it!

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KimKardashian: What a day we had! So fun! Love uRT @SheivaG @kimkardashian tuesdays are my new fav day of the week LOL xoxo

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KimKardashian: RT @lorenridinger Sometimes no matter what u plan to do, something gets in your way and gets u off track!! Get back on track!

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KimKardashian: Nevermind Kourt just said 2! Woo whooo RT @KhloeKardashian Mason has 2 teeth!!!!!!!! Yay!

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KimKardashian: I thought just one? Kourt just sent me a pic! I see just one! This is so exciting! RT @KhloeKardashian Mason has 2 teeth!!!!!!!! Yay!

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KimKardashian: Look what my mom just surprised Bruce with!!! Ballin!!! http://twitpic.com/298s5p

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KimKardashian: You are an inspiration!! @lorenridinger I'm loving your new blog! http://bit.ly/cJk8Di

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KimKardashian: I have the day off tomorrow! No work! What am I gonna do with myself!

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KimKardashian: LOL xoRT @SelGisthebest Im in luv w @KimKardashian perfume smells so good!mom thinks I'm crazy cuz I make googly eyes everytime I put it on

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KimKardashian: Just finished Barry's Bootcamp! Double workout today!!! Doesn't help when I get to my moms house my little sisters made me cupcakes! Uggghhh

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KimKardashian: My sister @kendalljenner is the ultimate supermodel :) Love these behind the scenes pics!! http://bit.ly/dyjo6r

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KimKardashian: Nothing like a peanut butter and banana BodyFactory smoothie after a workout!

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KimKardashian: Hard workout this morning with Gunnar. Anyone make it to the gym today?

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KimKardashian: Sooo adorable! What amazing pics! RT @kourtneykardash Photo shoot with Mason!! http://bit.ly/cAJ6wy

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KimKardashian: Having a gr8 makeup day thx 2 @Fusion_Beauty's Illumifill Line Filling Luminizer @Sephora. Luv radiant skin & happy 2 b the spokesperson

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KimKardashian: time to shine ;-) RT @MilesAustiniii -@kimkardashian rise and grind. ;)

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KimKardashian: To thank all our wonderful fans @eonline is giving away iTunes gift cards today through Saturday - U can enter here: http://bit.ly/aSZ2oh

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KimKardashian: LOL!! @daxholt Great, now I'm craving candy! http://bit.ly/bgZrxJ

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KimKardashian: So proud of u Kylie!!!! http://bit.ly/9xVsUu my sisters are superstars!

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KimKardashian: Getting it in with @LaLa We are hard core baby! http://twitpic.com/29tbo1

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KimKardashian: Smoking cigarettes is disgusting!

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KimKardashian: I hope my seat is next to @KhloeKardashian 's on this flight! Sorry @KeepinUpWKris LOL! The whole fam is heading to the Hamptons!

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KimKardashian: Early morning flight

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KimKardashian: Hopping on a helicopter to the Hamptons! http://twitpic.com/2a3eic

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KimKardashian: Just landed in NYC and got a nice scary surprise from Teri Hatcher! She came up behind me and scared me so bad I screamed! Love u Teri! Xo

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KimKardashian: Im always on the go, so 2 keep my curves tight I workout w/my Fitinyourjeansbyfriday DVDs. Anywhere anytime! Only 19.99 http://bit.ly/8XXLQJ

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KimKardashian: OMG!! Kardashian Avenue!? http://bit.ly/c0bMCg thanks @jessjasminn xo

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KimKardashian: I'm so sorry, I'm doing this for u and your mom! RT @LatinDiana See u @ super saturday. Lost my mom when I was 8 due to Ovarian cancer :(

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KimKardashian: Good 2 c u xoxo RT @MySingleMoment @KimKardashian Luv ur whole fam. Got my daughter from camp. Told her I saw u. She says ur sis's r so nice

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KimKardashian: Armenian Power! RT @KarinaES @KimKardashian Armenia represent!!

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KimKardashian: I have to visit Egypt before I die! Its on my bucket list! RT @theosisgirl @KimKardashian Egypt in the house:)

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KimKardashian: I met some beautiful girls from Kuwait yesterday! RT @S_AlHaji @KimKardashian I'm from Kuwait :D

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KimKardashian: I want to come so badly! Is it beautiful? RT @Ameena_bieber @KimKardashian i'm from the middleeast, BAHRAIN!! we LOVE u here :D:D

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KimKardashian: What up Middle East! Anyone from Dubai, Saudi, Lebanon, Armenia on twitter?

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KimKardashian: When someone shows you who they are...believe them

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KimKardashian: Flying high to the Hamptons http://twitpic.com/2a3mpn

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KimKardashian: Super Saturday in the Hamptons today! Let's shop with proceeds benefiting ovarian cancer!

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KimKardashian: VOTE KARDASHIAN >> http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/ LET'S GO !!!!

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KimKardashian: Cooking breakfast w the fam! We are all staying in this fab house in the Hamptons! It reminds me of living at home! Weird I kinda miss that?

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KimKardashian: Wish I stayed now RT @JasonBinn http://twitpic.com/2af9nd - @KimKardashian u left @jonathancheban @scottdisick we r stuck in @popchips_ny

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KimKardashian: @KimKDashLover love u too doll!

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KimKardashian: Thanks everyone who voted for me for The Teen Choice Awards! I hope I win one!

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KimKardashian: Love these NYC wedding bliss boatride pics! I need some framed! RT @lala IamLala.com: Boatride! http://bit.ly/cSNzlC

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KimKardashian: Happy Sunday!

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KimKardashian: I see u this week! I can't wait! RT @lorenridinger i miss my sisters @kimkardashian @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash @keepinupwithkris

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KimKardashian: Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami!!!!

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KimKardashian: Its a new week! I want to focus on me this week, is that selfish? Starting with going extra hard in the gym this week! Let's go!

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KimKardashian: I see u tweeting away now! LOL RT @DiceCrawford Hey @KimKardashian thanks for giving me 'twitter 101!' I'm slowly getting the hang of it ;)

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KimKardashian: Such a huge response in last night's episode of Kourtney/Khloe Take Miami! What an emotional episode. Thx 4 all the support and luv 4 my fam

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KimKardashian: HAHAHA Nooo I'm am sweet ;-) #bible LOLLL RT @KhloeKardashian some1 hack your twitter? LOL did you really tweet so sweet

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KimKardashian: Who do u think is the #SexiestCouple ?

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KimKardashian: #sexiest couple @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom

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KimKardashian: I wish Justin Timberlake would come out with another cd

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KimKardashian: I swear @RobKardashian is the funniest person I know! He literally makes me cry, I can't stop laughing. #bible

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KimKardashian: #nowplaying "LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE" Eminem ft. Rihanna. This is my fav song right now!

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KimKardashian: Wanna have lunch @RobKardashian ? I miss u

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KimKardashian: Exciting news about my fragrance and The Apprentice!! http://bit.ly/c81kI9

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KimKardashian: New items up for auction in my eBay store!! http://bit.ly/aLWNgq

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KimKardashian: Tell Alejandro HI from us RT @lorenridinger He is the best! glad u get 2 c it @KimKardashian RT @FerVerdasco83: (cont) http://tl.gd/2t1ocp

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KimKardashian: @TheMakeUpMan is the King of the smokey eye! Check out his lashes! www.smokeandmirrorsbeauty.com

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KimKardashian: Watching the Bachelor as I'm falling asleep, crying tears of joy! They are sooo cute! Love Ali and Roberto!

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KimKardashian: now I lay me down to sleep...

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KimKardashian: Kissy face with Rocky http://twitpic.com/2bd4wv

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KimKardashian: Win one of my favorite Cool Joolz bracelets! http://bit.ly/bSckXx

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes There are over six billion people in the world, but sometimes all you really need is one.

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KimKardashian: This is how I survive summer http://bit.ly/9kVqeT

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KimKardashian: Enter to win $10,000 dollars and a meet and greet with me or @KhloeKardashian! Head over to my blog for details: http://bit.ly/cV968U

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KimKardashian: So proud of you Kylie... http://bit.ly/bZ6epL

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KimKardashian: I HATE when I fall asleep with my make up on! Smokey eyes and all white sheets don't mix!!!! Grrrrr

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KimKardashian: New photos of the beautiful supermodel, Kendall Jenner!! http://bit.ly/d5KqGA

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KimKardashian: Hard work out this morning w @KhloeKardashian ... Now off to a top secret family photo shoot!

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Everything happens for a reason, whether it's good or bad, believe that it's always the best from God. Be thankful!

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KimKardashian: My uncle @IrvingAzoff just started twitter! He is the chairman of live nation entertainment and a legend in the music business! Follow him!

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KimKardashian: Prop 8 was struck down! This news is amazing!!!! Its about time! Congrats to everyone!

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KimKardashian: Craft services is the devil

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KimKardashian: LOL smiley face :-) http://twitpic.com/2bn1k3

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KimKardashian: Smirrrvvv! @IrvingAzoff WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING ME? I will give u a $100 if u follow me! See how times change! LOL

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KimKardashian: Family bowling night w @KhloeKardash @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick @RobKardashian @KendallJenner @KeepinUpWKris and Kylie!

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KimKardashian: @Bossip I love being an aunt! I'm w Mason right now! I am OBSESSED w my nephew!

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KimKardashian: I have a twitterview with @Bossip right now! How fun! Let's get started!

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KimKardashian: Bone Bury Marry @NicoleRichie @JoelMadden @BenjaminMadden

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KimKardashian: Good luck at your Market America convention @JRRidinger @LorenRidinger

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KimKardashian: For some reason my sleep last night went by so fast! Feels like I didn't get enough sleep but I know I did.

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KimKardashian: Rise and grind! Such a long work day ahead of me today! I'm tired already! Gotta wake up!

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KimKardashian: God doesnt give u the people u want. He gives u the people u NEED 2 help u,hurt u,leave u,luv u & 2 make u into the person u were meant 2 be

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KimKardashian: If I were a boy... http://bit.ly/cPmqZh

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KimKardashian: At a lunch meeting with the family and OMG Yoko Ono is at the table next to us! #ICONIC

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KimKardashian: @Bossip xoxox that was fun!

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KimKardashian: @Bossip Kourtney and Khloe!!! Wowhoooo!!!!

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KimKardashian: @Bossip YES! I love acting. I hope to do more! There are some fun projects in the works!

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KimKardashian: @Bossip Next question...lol

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KimKardashian: @Bossip Im honored when people say that. I just try to be a good person and do the best I can. I encourage everyone around me to do the same

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KimKardashian: @ashleightayla wow thanks doll, what an honor! and I hoe to come to cape town soon ;-)

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KimKardashian: @Bossip absolutely! I think its only normal 4 everyone to be insecure at times! When I don't feel in shape I get insecure

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KimKardashian: @Bossip I traveled across the world for a 2 hour appearance! 20 hour flight for a 2 hour appearance! Well worth it though! I love 2 travel

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KimKardashian: @bossip @BigTash anytime u see my hair straight,or in a pony tail,u know I did it myself. Curls,Im working on. I want to go to beauty school

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KimKardashian: @Bossip I can't complain! Enjoying this time and focusing on me & work...I am a true work-a-holic!

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KimKardashian: @Bossip I feel so blessed but I would say the lack of privacy & the tough lessons u learn about who u can & can't trust.

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KimKardashian: @Bossip NO WAY! I had no idea, well I'd like 2 thank my glam squad bc I have no clue how 2 curl or wave my hair & my hair is naturally st8

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KimKardashian: LOL YES! RT @NicoleRichie easy. marry me, bone benj, bury joel! RT @KimKardashian Bone Bury Marry @NicoleRichie @JoelMadden @BenjaminMadden

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KimKardashian: Filming Keeping Up W Kardashians w my 2 fav boys! Mason and @RobKardashian http://twitpic.com/2by4us

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KimKardashian: Another pic from the family photo shoot yesterday! Gotta spice up the boy look ;-) http://twitpic.com/2bz4l9

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KimKardashian: Hiiiii Am I gonna c u at Teen Choice??? RT @ddlovato - @KimKardashian

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KimKardashian: Up early doing International phone interviews...

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KimKardashian: Wanna work out with me dolls??  Follow @GNClivewell today and you could win my Body Beautiful workout DVD!

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KimKardashian: Heading to North Carolina to attend the Market America convention tomorrow w @LorenRidinger and @JRRidinger Can't wait 2 see u guys!

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KimKardashian: Three's Company! Come and knock on our door ;-) RT @chrisbrown Me @teyanataylor and da homie @robkardashian http://twitpic.com/2c8y0f

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KimKardashian: FF# @BrittnyGastineau @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom @SimonHuck @KendallJenner @KourtneyKardash @RobKardashian

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KimKardashian: Everyone its Follow Friday! Follow my friends @LorenRidinger @JRRidinger @FerVerdasco83 @SerenaJWilliams @LaLa @JonathanCheban

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KimKardashian: Just pulling up to the Market America Convention with @JRRidinger @LorenRidinger This is major!!!!

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KimKardashian: I think I talk too much, I cut people off some times, its rude....I need to listen more...or maybe I just have a lot to say and get excited!

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KimKardashian: @jrridinger Love u JR! That was a magical event! U inspire me!

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KimKardashian: @marcashley1 u were amazing on stage! What an amazing experience! So happy to be a part of it! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: All that matters is the DASH ;-)

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KimKardashian: What are u gonna do w the dash? The line between your birth date and death date? Live life to the fullest without regrets!

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KimKardashian: I am inspired thanks to @JRRidinger http://twitpic.com/2ckujw

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KimKardashian: Hanging out with @Scottie_Pippen @LarsaPippen @LorenRidinger backstage! http://twitpic.com/2ckbtc

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KimKardashian: This made me laugh soooo hard! RT @SimonHuck La Scala.. Table for 1. I'm not afraid.

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KimKardashian: The MarketAmerica.com convention is crazy! @Lorenridinger is on fire!!! http://twitpic.com/2ck8lk

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KimKardashian: I went on stage! Spoke in front of thousands of people! http://twitpic.com/2ck775

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KimKardashian: Anyone else up watching the Perfect Skin infomercial? Anyone order it?

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KimKardashian: LOL RT @SnowboardP Turned on TV 2 "Perfect Skin" infomercial.Thought I was watching KUWTK w @KimKardashian @KhloeKardashian @KourtneyKardash

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KimKardashian: It's so fun right! RT @Ashley_Moore I see ure skin perfect infomercial on tv right now, most entertaining 1 I've ever seen!

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KimKardashian: Good morning! Back home in LA...heading to an early morning church service. Hope you all have a blessed day

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KimKardashian: Sneak peak of my teen choice look! U guys picked it! Slick Pony tail, no bangs! http://twitpic.com/2cxweq

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KimKardashian: Should I do bangs for the awards? So many options, I'm so indecisive!

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KimKardashian: Ok I'm slicking my hair back, so my hair doesn't compete w my dress....ponytail or braid?

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KimKardashian: Is this true? I wanna c a pic RT @AshleyAnstice @GKtheebest did u ever tell @KimKardashian u tattooed her face and name on your lower back?

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KimKardashian: Zuhair Murad is so dope

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KimKardashian: Still don't know what to wear today? Thinking Zuhair Murad ???

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KimKardashian: but don't u want to maintain ur perfect skin? ;-) LOL RT @The_Real_Shaq - @KimKardashian no I'm not watching it and no I did not order it

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KimKardashian: Last day to enter my @cooljoolzbymc bracelet giveaway http://bit.ly/cooljoolz

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KimKardashian: Morning tweet hearts! Heading to a fab photo shoot for ShoeDazzle.com!

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KimKardashian: So much fun at the Teen Choice Awards tonight! I told Megan Fox she is the most gorgeous woman alive! #Bible!!!!

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KimKardashian: Coming home to beautiful flower arrangements makes me feel pretty!

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KimKardashian: A bunch of my auctions are ending today!! http://3.ly/kimk Get bidding and help raise money for @dreamfound

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KimKardashian: Season 5 is coming soon!! http://bit.ly/dc9Tj8

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KimKardashian: I'm officially retiring the one shoulder black dress #overit

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KimKardashian: Happy 13th Birthday Kylie! You are officially a teenager! I can't believe my youngest sibling is 13!

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KimKardashian: Early morning International interviews! Hello Germany, Italy France! I'm coming to see u in September!

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KimKardashian: i love u

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KimKardashian: Ok @RyanSeacrest here are those huge bug eye sunglasses u were talking about on KIIS FM! LOL http://twitpic.com/2dg4as

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KimKardashian: Was I a fun BFF? RT @sicasick Best dream ever lol @KimKardashian and I were best friends!! I wish

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KimKardashian: My Elle mag photo shoot with @justinbieber!!!! http://bit.ly/9oJQc4

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KimKardashian: My mom just went off on me and said "you are sooo Kourtney right now" haha sooo rude!

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KimKardashian: This is hilarious http://bit.ly/95jMlr

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KimKardashian: In the Ferrari and Lambo switchin' 4 lanes.... http://twitpic.com/2dkqe2

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KimKardashian: Just had a fun family dinner to celebrate Kylie's 13th bday! I'm kinda sad she's a teenager now! She promised u would never grow up

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KimKardashian: Just had a fun family dinner to celebrate Kylie's 13th bday! I'm kinda sad she's a teenager now! She promised she would never grow up

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KimKardashian: Can someone teach me how to dougie?

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KimKardashian: I'm such a LIBRA!!!!!

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KimKardashian: Have u guys heard of Cameo Stars for Facebook? I'm doing a shoot for them now

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KimKardashian: I'm at a shoot doing the same! LOL twins! RT @KhloeKardashian I am in NYC making some book edits now for Kardashian Konfidential :)

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KimKardashian: OMG..I love the new @SPINCROWD website on E! online @jonathancheban @simonhuck : http://bit.ly/9jD8qf

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KimKardashian: Kardashian Konfidential... http://bit.ly/kardashiankonfidential

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KimKardashian: Set my alarm for 6am, pressed snooze once, but woke up and hit the gym! So glad I did. Best feeling ever! Have a good day everyone xo

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KimKardashian: Today @ShoeDazzle launched fab new DazzleDeals!!! I'm obsessed with today's sale!!! http://bit.ly/chW9Xs

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KimKardashian: Why? I'm dead serious! RT @KhloeKardashian Kim... Stop it.... You are embarrassing me RT @KimKardashian Can someone teach me how to dougie?

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KimKardashian: Ha I need help RT @RobKardashian Bible... @RealLamarOdom is pretty nice... Ask him... RT @KimKardashian: Can someone teach me how to dougie?

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KimKardashian: I have the rest of the night off...robe, pony tail, retainer, face mask and book editing all night...sexy fun!

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KimKardashian: Love you RT @BrittGastineau Having a much needed girl sesh w @KimKardashian she gave me a sneak peak at her new fragrance and its amaazing!

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KimKardashian: @ses23 love it! Gonna use it! Love it!

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KimKardashian: I want 2 go 2 beauty school so bad RT @serenajwilliams Next time ill have to do your nails. :) lol RT @KimKardashian: Just had a mani-pedi

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KimKardashian: Just had a mani-pedi....pale pink polish makes me feel extra feminine

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KimKardashian: Ok they can't be left out! @KendallJenner @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick @KeepinUpWKris

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KimKardashian: Kougar I'm here sis! Don't worry! RT @georgelopez I want @KimKardashian to follow me .. She said at the TCA's she would .. Were sisters !

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KimKardashian: Now what about @RealLamarOdom and @RobKardashian let's up their twitter game! Follow them!!!

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KimKardashian: Let's get @KhloeKardashian to 2 Million followers!!!

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KimKardashian: Love my girl's nights out! http://bit.ly/a6ds7t

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KimKardashian: 'Keeping Up' with @laraspencer http://bit.ly/apTASS Only 10 days until the premiere!!

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KimKardashian: Speaking on stage in front of this crowd was amazing! http://bit.ly/aAqxPq

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KimKardashian: Aspire to inspire before u expire

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KimKardashian: I'm over the futuristic look....into flirty feminine!!!

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KimKardashian: Photo shoot fun! Quick bathroom change! http://twitpic.com/2e3hjg

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KimKardashian: Wow ok overwhelming tweets say DON'T DO IT!!! Don't worry guys, its just a shoot, not cutting my hair!

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KimKardashian: Short hair? http://bit.ly/bYU29l

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KimKardashian: I'd go for the wolf! RT @thisisjenna If humans come back after death, I want to be a wolf. Or @KimKardashian (:

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KimKardashian: I'm jealous! RT @shellibird1 At gaga with gwen and kris!! http://tweetphoto.com/38582638

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KimKardashian: Such a stylish party! RT @arielfoxman: Me and @kimkardashian at @InStyle Summer Soiree. Kim in V Beckham.

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KimKardashian: Friday the 13th....spooky

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KimKardashian: Went to bed at 2:30am and woke up so early! Just finished a good workout! I have errands to run but nothings open!

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KimKardashian: This time baby I'll be bullet proof! http://twitpic.com/2efndm

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KimKardashian: One more day to get your hands on lala's HOT pink range rover!! RT @lala One day left!!!!!!! Get ur bids in! http://tinyurl.com/3587gxj

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KimKardashian: Ummm what is going on @RobKardashian !!! @RealLamarOdom AND @KhloeKardashian are gonna jump u! And kick u out of their house!!!

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KimKardashian: Seriously @KhloeKardashian So funny @NicoleRichie said the same thing! Who knew I was this funny! LOL

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KimKardashian: Go Dog Go RT @KhloeKardashian Wow! @KimKardashian gets funnier and funnier! She used to never even make me smirk now I'm crying w laughter

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KimKardashian: Foreva 'eva? LOL RT @DemiDenoTweets @KimKardashian ITS MY BIRTHDAY! WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D it'll be the best birthday EVER <3 love you!

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KimKardashian: *blushing* RT @Kristun_Cormier @KimKardashian is my everything!

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KimKardashian: RT @jrridinger Do u believe in the power of Love? Why? Is it more powerful than hate or a battle of equal forces? Do u know any haters?

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KimKardashian: Snapshots from behind the scenes of my @ellemagazine shoot with Biebs! http://bit.ly/ak56cL

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KimKardashian: Wow playing Jodeci in the club. Lavo! Sexy!

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KimKardashian: Had the best night @lavolasvegas 2 year anniversary with @mikesnedegar and @jonathancheban

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KimKardashian: What a fun night in Vegas with @JonathanCheban!!! In LA already but might go back for round 2! #crazynight

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KimKardashian: Guess who is babysitting Rocky... http://bit.ly/cnAnjC

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KimKardashian: Wooowhooo!!!! RT @nicolerichie Congratulations @SimoneHarouche @MarcBretter let's get this party starttteeeddd!! #MrandMrsBretter

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KimKardashian: I believe in the power of love

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KimKardashian: Just went to the prettiest most magical wedding! Makes me believe in love! Love u @SimoneHarouche

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban KK take Miami finally tonight!! And NEXT week Keeping Up is back and The SPIN CROWD right after! Woo hoo

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KimKardashian: Its the season finale of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami tonight on E! 10/9pm c TUNE IN!!!

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KimKardashian: Soooo what did you guys think of KKTMiami finale??? I can't wait for u to see Keeping Up! Craziest season yet!

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KimKardashian: Up early! Full press day w the fam! I hope Mason is at Good Day LA with Kourt! Miss him

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KimKardashian: 7 days to go... http://bit.ly/keepingupwtk

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KimKardashian: @KendallJenner love u too dollbaby!

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KimKardashian: Wow! @kendalljenner's new Lucca Couture pics are gorgeous!! http://bit.ly/aLmLr8

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KimKardashian: About to go live on Kiis FM with @RyanSeacrest Tune in! He always has a way of asking me those uncomfortable questions!

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KimKardashian: I know! U are gonna have so much fun! Wish I was going! Lo siento LOL RT @KhloeKardashian Awwww @KimKardashian I am going to miss you!

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KimKardashian: My Allure mag cover and interview is out!!! http://bit.ly/beu37V Such a feminine and fun shoot!

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KimKardashian: I think its time for a new twitter background and main pic... Gonna change it tonight

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KimKardashian: Anytime!fun RT @adriangrenier @KimKardashian u were fantastic today. Thx 4 being such a graceful and generous friend in supporting my video!

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KimKardashian: Feeling sick today. Hate this feeling. Buuuutttt I'm gonna snap out of it! Gonna drink an emergen-C! I will feel better in no time!

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KimKardashian: Haha! RT @KennyHamilton RT @KimKardashian I swear I feel like its ground hog's day. Ever feel that? (Every day of this tour! Lol)

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KimKardashian: Up early for press...I swear I feel like its ground hog's day. Ever feel like that?

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KimKardashian: tummy ache..falling asleep...long day ahead of me! tweet dreams

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KimKardashian: Getting ready to do Chelsey Lately. Kourts wearing black, but I'm thinking maybe a nude colored dress? To mix it up? What do u guys think?

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KimKardashian: Thanks for the memories... http://bit.ly/burcya

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KimKardashian: Must follow @JasonBinn for hot photos of me, @KhloeKardashian & @KourtneyKardash from a shoot we did for his LA Confidential mag!

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KimKardashian: So many funny moments! http://bit.ly/aFIRy8 @keepinupwkris It's gonna be one crazzzyy 5th season!!

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KimKardashian: Tweet dreams

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KimKardashian: Follow @JasonBinn we love his star studded mags. Check out the cvr shot of me, @KhloeKardashian & @KourtneyKardash http://ning.it/bdHKte

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KimKardashian: Take and chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned.

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KimKardashian: Really good workout today! Gonna be a good day today!

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KimKardashian: I passed out last night with all my make up on, lights on, tv on...#exhausted

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KimKardashian: I hate @kourtneykardash http://bit.ly/bcYzgD

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KimKardashian: Come see me at Perfumania in Camarillo this Friday!! Details here http://bit.ly/a7rBco

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KimKardashian: Much needed catch up session with @RobinAntinPCD and @EvaLongoria LOVE U GUYS!

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KimKardashian: "I'd rather tame a tiger then paint stripes on a kitty cat" words of wisdom from @EvaLongoria

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KimKardashian: new twitter background...its a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot...it will be up only for one night!

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes All life tests are just preparation for something bigger in the future. Stay strong and have faith!

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KimKardashian: Such a fun, flirty and feminine shoot! http://bit.ly/bPmuGD

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KimKardashian: One of my favorite @khloekardashian moments http://bit.ly/b4ng5j

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KimKardashian: I could really use a wish right now

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KimKardashian: haha your crazy! RT @lala ok i just went to @kimkardashian 's twitter page..WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW..SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYY.. get that calendar!

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KimKardashian: All the world is a stage And everyone has their part But how was I to know which way the story'd go...

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KimKardashian: Spin Crowd style, baby http://bit.ly/aqz4tF @jonathancheban @simonhuck

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KimKardashian: Prayer for u @KhloeKardashian- God  bless all my family,Wherever they may be,Keep them warm And safe from harm,For they're so close to me.

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KimKardashian: Sawwyyy RT @KhloeKardashian Correction... Almost the whole fam! Rude girl! RT @KimKardashian Larry King Live with the entire fam today

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KimKardashian: Good morning everyone! Up early today, long day ahead! Larry King Live with the entire fam today

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KimKardashian: All spike everything! http://twitpic.com/2gbrtl

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KimKardashian: Think I can get through airport security? http://twitpic.com/2gbm19

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KimKardashian: You smile I smile

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KimKardashian: Bangs!!!!!! http://bit.ly/9dRaPC

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KimKardashian: RT @ihatequotes Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses but still finds you completely amazing.

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KimKardashian: What a fun night! Keeping Up & Spin Crowd premiere party! Love u @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck @MissKellyO @RobinAntinPCD exhausted going 2 bed

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KimKardashian: Come meet me!!! RT @serenawilliams Miss my girl @kimkardashion :(

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KimKardashian: I'm getting good! LOL http://twitpic.com/2gdohx

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KimKardashian: Learning how to dougie with @caliswagdstrct http://twitpic.com/2gdikd

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KimKardashian: Everyone help @kourtneykardash and @khloekardashian get to 1 mil facebook friends! Kourt: http://bit.ly/cksCxI Khloe: http://bit.ly/a8slk8

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KimKardashian: Listen to your heart

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KimKardashian: This is what happens when I try to throw a nice and sophisticated housewarming party! http://bit.ly/auahfn

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KimKardashian: Rise and grind

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KimKardashian: Trying to channel Liz Taylor! @LorenRiding Have u seen the new cover of Allure magazine with @KimKardashian TO DIE FOR! The new AVA GARDNER

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KimKardashian: @lorenridinger do u see the entire fam dripping in @LorenJewels ???

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KimKardashian: Love u RT @lorenridinger I am watching my fam on larry king @KimKardashian @KeepinUpWKris @KourtneyKardash @KhloeKardashian they r amazing!!

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KimKardashian: Keep wishing Rob! lol RT @JLO -A bit early 4 the Santa wishlist Rob... RT @RobKardashian All I want for Christmas is You...@JLO

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KimKardashian: RT @JLO -A bit early 4 the Santa wishlist Rob... RT @RobKardashian All I want for Christmas is You...@JLO

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KimKardashian: Happy Birthday @BrodyJenner I love you!

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KimKardashian: I'm making my favorite snack...rice crispie treats! Perfect Saturday!

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KimKardashian: Seriously @SimonHuck is the funniest person I know! Fact!

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KimKardashian: I think they were doing it on purpose RT @Crazy_Jenn the family looked like a bunch of kids at s toy store just touching everything. lol

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KimKardashian: Thanks 4 watching!!!! RT @stephy_1214_07 @KimKardashian...watching ur show right now, ur fam is hilarious...west coast is in the house lol

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KimKardashian: How cute is Mason? #KUWTK

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KimKardashian: I have major OCD RT @lexieefrapeee @KimKardashian is a neat freak! Lol I still love her.

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KimKardashian: West Coast where u at??? Let's live tweet!!! Kepping Up With the Kardashian's on now! #KUWTK

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KimKardashian: @BrittGastineau you were there! You have to watch at 10!

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KimKardashian: Monte Carlo Tan got the perfect host...Mario Lopez! Command PR always delivers!

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KimKardashian: What do u guys think of The Spin Crowd?

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KimKardashian: Seriously @JonathanCheban LIP INJECTIONS??? Soooo rude!

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KimKardashian: Stalk Jonathan RT @MyraFlynn @KimKardashian Kim! I'd love to work w the spin crowd crew! How do I make it happen? Luv the new show! Congrats

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KimKardashian: RT @RyanSeacrest Don't forget to use hashtag #KUWTK if ur tweeting about kardashians tonight...Enjoy the show guys!

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KimKardashian: RT @nicolerichie Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians tonight see @khloekardashian fart in this episode JK that doesn't happen,but watch

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KimKardashian: Now The Spin Crowd on E! My 1st tv show I executive produced!!!! Tune in!

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KimKardashian: RT @JonathanCheban Meeee RT @KhloeKardashian Who's excited for Spin Crowd once Keeping Up is over????? It's on right after!!! WOOOHOOOOO

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KimKardashian: I can't help it!!! RT @KhloeKardashian WOW @kimkardashian is being a freak right now LOL. Tone down the crazy Kim!! LOL

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KimKardashian: Mom's aren't supposed to play beer pong RT @KeepinUpWKris Beer Pong!! LOOOOVVVVEEEE Beer Pong!! Woooohoooooo my new favorite game :) #kuwtk

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KimKardashian: Neat freaks unite!!!! #KUWTK

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KimKardashian: Thanks! Hard work pays off! I'm so greatful #KUWTK RT @ashmckinnnon @KimKardashian Kim! I love your casa... you inspire me...

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KimKardashian: Never again! Haha RT @Kristun_Cormier @KimKardashian u are crazy, for not wanting anyone in your house, we are too much alike

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KimKardashian: Just as hard as u are working, someone else is working just as hard. Use that as motivation and strive to be better!

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KimKardashian: Look how big Mason is getting! http://bit.ly/92WRgS

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KimKardashian: We love you, Kougar! RT @georgelopez Tonight - learn the truth behind Kougar Kardashian! http://su.pr/3apDFK #WhoIsKougar

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KimKardashian: And record numbers for The Spin Crowd too! 2.3 million viewers! Thank you so much everyone!!!

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KimKardashian: Thanks to everyone who made Keeping Up the highest rated premiere!!! http://bit.ly/ahatlz 4.7 million.... wow

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KimKardashian: Long braids and sleek buns... http://bit.ly/bOyIPH do you guys like this look?

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KimKardashian: We need a major catch up sesh! Call u in an hour! Love u!!! RT @lorenridinger @kimkardashian i am ready for a girls day! Overdue..

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KimKardashian: Ewww don't be a perv @GeorgeLopez! You're so sick! Tune in tonight to find out why he's so gross!!!!

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KimKardashian: About to do The George Lopez Show w @KourtneyKardash, Korn is on too! Pretty cool, I'm excited 2 hear them play!

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KimKardashian: I think I found my biggest fan! Kisses! RT @BurnhamBBzLuuvs @kimkardashian you are mentally retarded. just do us a favor and kill urself.

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KimKardashian: I have a craving...mmmm

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KimKardashian: We love u! Wish we could tweet everyone RT @shannonwaltho the only reason I come here is to tweet @kimkardashian and they don't tweet back

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KimKardashian: I'm so happy u noticed! RT @xxchristianoxox -i am honestly in ? w/ @KimKardashian's new hair!! Its gorgeous. Its like this brownish color.

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KimKardashian: Shoots with my sisters are always the best! http://bit.ly/9ebrD8

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KimKardashian: I've always wanted to say "ya'll" lol! Sounds so cute when @BritneySpears says it ;-)

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KimKardashian: Just finished another workout...needed some extra cardio. Now off to work! Hope ya'll have a productive day!

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KimKardashian: There's 2 ways to do things in life...you can do it right or you can do it over!

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KimKardashian: Great workout this morning! What about u guys? I feel so lazy if I don't get a workout in

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KimKardashian: Omg I just made it to 2 million fans on Facebook! Thank u so much u guys! It really means a lot to me. http://www.facebook.com/kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: We have no idea what this is... http://bit.ly/bTNuIV it's nothing to do with @dashboutique!!

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KimKardashian: What movie should I see tonight? Haven't been in a while. Anyone see The Expendables? Love Sly Stallone!!!

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KimKardashian: Such amazing news!! http://bit.ly/9qgRZA Thanks @Shape_Magazine and thanks to all you guys!

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KimKardashian: @KhloeKardashian yes let's ichat in the morning...falling asleep! love u so much! good night...well good morning to u!

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KimKardashian: I miss my sister @KhloeKardashian she has been gone too long *bbm crying face*

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KimKardashian: let's do it! RT @KhloeKardashian -@KimKardashian OMG can't wait until @reallamarodom & I come back in town. we can video tape our Deb Dance

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KimKardashian: All the debs love me all the all the debbies love me RT @MilesAustinIII Teach me how 2 debbie teach teach me how 2 debbie @kimkardashian

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KimKardashian: Had a good relaxing day today... Took the best nap ever!

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KimKardashian: Long day today...BeBe design meeting,Keeping Up Interviews and Emmy stuff...now winding down with the girls @lala @nicolerichie

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KimKardashian: Had rehearsal for the Emmy's...can't reveal too much but fun surprises this Sunday!

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KimKardashian: QuickTrim Indy Car racing @ Chicagoland Speedway on Sat night. Check it out on Versus cable TV. Let's watch @grahamrahal burn up the track!

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KimKardashian: True love!!! RT@KhloeKardashian A year ago today was the day I met my hubby!!! :) wow! So much has happened in a year. Dreams do come true

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KimKardashian: Yes we do @JLO RT @KhloeKardashian Just stop itThe Queen B herself @JLO twittered me! Thank God for @kimkardashian LOL! The K's love u baby!

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KimKardashian: Morning Mason http://bit.ly/aYOCU5

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KimKardashian: I had a late nite Emmy dress fitting! Gonna post dress options on KimKardashian.com will u help me choose which dress to wear? Can't decide!

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KimKardashian: Words cannot describe how much I miss @KhloeKardashian My missing puzzle piece....come home so I can be complete!

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KimKardashian: "U think I'm pretty w/out any make up on...u think I'm funny when I tell the punch line wrong...I know u get me so I let my walls come down"

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KimKardashian: Listening to @KatyPerry "Teenage Dream"...LOVE THIS SONG!

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KimKardashian: Good morning everyone! Early morning workouts are the best!

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KimKardashian: Hey everyone @TheSlyStallone just joined twitter! Follow him!!!!

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KimKardashian: My lil lamb RT @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian I wish u were here with me! you are Mary and I am ur lil lamb :) Mary has lost her lil lamb

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KimKardashian: @mscassmarie start with the Extreme Burn! You will love QuickTrim

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KimKardashian: @Team_DASH love u Team Dash! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: @My_Robi we can be your sisters! LOL

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KimKardashian: @Sammyng91 thanks doll! Xoxo

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KimKardashian: Gooo QuickTrim! I love success stories RT @MissLalaG @KimKardashian haven't felt this good in yrs! Thanks to #QuickTrim :D

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KimKardashian: Ok my fam has clearly hijacked my twitter. I can't stay signed in and walk away!

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KimKardashian: i love @kendalljenner SOOOOOO MUCH! shes an amazing sister!!!!! and PLEASE will a beautiful woman find my amazing bro @robkardashian

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KimKardashian: I see what your doing @KourtneyKardash GET OFF MY COMPUTER! I will get you back!!! It's not funny!

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KimKardashian: umm @KourtneyKardash is upstairs on my computer & I'm logged into twitter up there! She's writing weird stuff! Please ignore surf tweets!

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KimKardashian: kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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KimKardashian: i just surfed the day away...caught a good old radical wave off the coast of bermuda. tubular right dudes?

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KimKardashian: Then right after Keeping Up, an all new episode of The Spin Crowd with @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck The craziness continues!

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KimKardashian: Tonight on Keeping Up w Kardashians u will c what my mom puts me thru and what @KhloeKardashian goes thru w the fam wanting 2 many Laker tix

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KimKardashian: Has anyone been on a blind date? My mom met Bruce on one& now they have been married 20 yrs. BUT they arent for everyone! Watch tonite & see

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KimKardashian: I finally found you...my missing puzzle piece, I'm complete! @KhloeKardashian

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KimKardashian: There's no place like Neverland RT @TajJackson3 -@KimKardashian Thanks Kim for your #MessageToMJ. I remember those Neverland days well.

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KimKardashian: #messagetoMJ We miss you Michael http://bit.ly/cjLuBW Some of my fondest memories are at Neverland Ranch

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KimKardashian: Help me choose my Emmys dress!! http://bit.ly/bP542t I need your help, dolls!!

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KimKardashian: Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight on E! 10/9c ALL NEW EPISODE!

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KimKardashian: Early morning Barry's Bootcamp...I'm so proud of myself I worked out 7 days this week! Is so much easier when I'm not traveling

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KimKardashian: Amazing time at the Emmy's but made it home right in time for Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and The Spin Crowd! perfect timing

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KimKardashian: Who's watching Keeping Up! Has anyone's mom done this to them? EMBARRASSING!

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KimKardashian: I love your mom! RT @kathygriffin Omg, my Mom lost her shit when she saw @kimkardashian. I had to pull her off Kim Kris.

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KimKardashian: Yes!!!!! RT @MissKellyO Watch me on the Spin Crowd tonight after Kardashians, I love @jonathancheban @simonhuck

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KimKardashian: How do u like Keeping Up! Are u watching? The Spin Crowd is up next w guest star @MissKellyO TUNE IN to E!

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KimKardashian: Haha!!! RT @laurenrcyrus my favorite part of the emmy's so far is when @KimKardashian showed the world that she could sing! LOL

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KimKardashian: Who just saw me sing live on the Emmy's??? Haha REALLLLLIIITYYYY! LOL

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KimKardashian: Did u guys see my @marchesafashion dress? What do you think?

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KimKardashian: Stepping onto the red carpet! Let the madness begin ;-)

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KimKardashian: Stunning Lorraine Schwartz diamond pinky ring! http://twitpic.com/2jha26

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KimKardashian: Twitpics coming up!

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KimKardashian: Marchesa and Lorraine Schwartz! I feel like a greek goddess!

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KimKardashian: Dolls, help support Stand Up for Cancer! Every dollar helps! http://rocksagainstcancer.com/ Watch this vid and everyone RT

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KimKardashian: Craaaaazzzyy good deal 4 my fans! 250 free business cards @ www.vistaprint.com/kim

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KimKardashian: Early morning Gunnar work out kicked my butt! No more excuses! I've officially made working out a necessity! U should 2

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KimKardashian: Book ur apt for @Fusion_Beauty makeover w/ llumiFill & come see me @Nordstrom Santa Monica Place Sep 4, 12:30-2 call 310-752-2701

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KimKardashian: Backstage with @msleamichele http://bit.ly/dyV0Xl Happy bday, doll! Great meeting you!

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KimKardashian: Real men dont love a million different women they love 1 woman a million different ways!

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KimKardashian: "You don't get another chance, life is no nintendo game..."

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KimKardashian: wow @MissKellyO looks like Marilyn Monroe on Fashion police! Joan Rivers is hysterical!

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KimKardashian: @missjaniaaa so not true! i definitely respond when I can! xo doll

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KimKardashian: Very focused! Just finished Barry's Boot Camp. Double workout! WoooWhoo!!!!

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KimKardashian: About to tape Jay Leno! Wish me luck!!

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KimKardashian: First look at our K-Dash by Kardashian collection for QVC! http://bit.ly/dDaRmY So exciting!!

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KimKardashian: They are so funny!!! @JonathanCheban @SimonHuck RT @OfficialMelB I saw your spin boys on sunday,they soo much fun! What's there tweet names?

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KimKardashian: I'm switching over Blackberry's right now,doing it myself so let's hope the transfer is smooth...if I lose anyone on BBM Sorry! I will re-ad

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KimKardashian: Getting ready to tape Rachel Ray with the whole fam!!!!

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KimKardashian: And nope...not referring to my life,just talking 2 a friend! Why won't she listttttteeeeeennnnnn when she knows I'm right!

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KimKardashian: I don't understand why its always easier to give advice then take it!

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KimKardashian: Practice what you preach...

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KimKardashian: Just left MTV VMA rehearsal! This is going to be funny!

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KimKardashian: I'm up extra early today but I have so many things to do! Going to be a productive day! Have a blessed day everyone!

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KimKardashian: Rise and Grind!

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KimKardashian: How does everyone feel that Obama declared that the American combat mission in Iraq has ended? I want all the troops to come home though!

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KimKardashian: @AustinJenn Thanks doll, its on now! I always get so nervous! LOL

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KimKardashian: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; If I die before I wake, I ask the lord my soul to take.

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KimKardashian: @kayjeanette I believe in 11:11 wishes! I make them all the time too!

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KimKardashian: @BPierreWrites I'm excited! Thank you..I hope u get an A+!

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KimKardashian: One workout down...one more to go! I've been doing cardio and weight lifting workouts to mix it up! How's your morning?

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KimKardashian: Hi dolls! I am now a Cameo star on facebook! It lets me make fun appearances right in ur facebook page! http://bit.ly/d6ygl3

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KimKardashian: Carrot Top needed some beautifying, so of course I helped him out http://bit.ly/96okmY

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KimKardashian: I started Sunfare meal delivery & am loving it! But when u are on a diet why does junk food look EXTRA good? I cheated a lil yesterday :-(

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KimKardashian: I work out so hard yet eat so bad, my eating habits ruin it all and I just want to start eating healthier.

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KimKardashian: Yeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaawwww RT @BrittGastineau Are you excited @kimkardashian ?!

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KimKardashian: OMG @MissKellyO just killed it!!! She sang and danced and looks amazing!!!!! Love these costumes!

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KimKardashian: Wow Carmen Electra is so beautiful! Watching her perform w the PussyCat Dolls....Kelly Osbourne is up next! Sexy show!

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KimKardashian: Knock knock @JonathanCheban ???

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KimKardashian: Rise and grind! Its sooo early, can't believe I'm up! Its not even 5am yet! What do u all have planned for this weekend?

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KimKardashian: This may be my most risque cover yet!! http://bit.ly/ajTsoj

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KimKardashian: Cute @iloverbb Paparazzi shot of ur new line! http://twitpic.com/2k1rsk Luv it, Rebecca Bonbon, U adorable puppy! http://bit.ly/aub2hl (Ad)

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KimKardashian: Get ready Vegas... http://bit.ly/biRkRw

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KimKardashian: @MelodyThornton I can't help it! I feel lazy if I'm not up working out or working. I need 2 learn 2 chill! LOL

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KimKardashian: @JonathanCheban u are just disgusting! What did I tell u!!!!! No burgers and fries after midnight!!!

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KimKardashian: You don't have to go 2 the gym this fall 2 get a fab workout! Get into shape w http://fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com 3 dvds just $14.99

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KimKardashian: LOL RT @BrittGastineau I aint from Dallas but I D town boogie... @MilesAustiniii @KOforPrez

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KimKardashian: I ain't from Dallas but I D-Town boogie

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