Jessica Simpson

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JessicaSimpson: http://twitpic.com/czoma - where's Waldo??

JessicaSimpson: I just woke up from a dream where I was told that if I ate a meatball sub I'd have to pee all day. Why would I dream that? I had to pee.

JessicaSimpson: @koreantomcruise unless they are from www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com. Right?

JessicaSimpson: RT @koreantomcruise 2am seems to be the perfect time to figure out how to clear acne and fix boner problems. Here's to the wee hours

JessicaSimpson: RT @koreantomcruise: Ladies, it's your turn. 1-800-208-6056. Surprise your man!I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: I cackle when I laugh too hard...out of breath on bx toys!!!

JessicaSimpson: RT @koreantomcruise: Ladies, if your man is having troubles have him call 1800-203-7605. Call now for your free week's supply!

JessicaSimpson: With @koreantomcruise creativity doesn't have a schedule...so it is late...don't have a call time...let's watch another movie!!!

JessicaSimpson: Tim Fleming just watched "Once" and fell in love with your work.

JessicaSimpson: this is not a RT joke...@findAndrewT....spread the word

JessicaSimpson: i can't stop laughing i might have a panic attack

JessicaSimpson: @ashsimpsonwentz and i just laughed so hard at her RT to perez. just change a response from someone the way you want people to read it.

JessicaSimpson: @ashsimpsonwentz version of Gaga!! Lol http://mypict.me/gSkV

JessicaSimpson: That Danny Glover sure can act.

JessicaSimpson: @thisiswilly i am always living music. taking my time. another record will come when it feels right.

JessicaSimpson: @donald_faison quart of miso?

JessicaSimpson: @donald_faison after yesterday did they blend ur sushi in a magic bullet

JessicaSimpson: Is "asks" even a word? If not, sorry 4 my layziness with grammar.

JessicaSimpson: love it when the lyric of a song asks me a question

JessicaSimpson: go to www.50000shoes.com and check out the hilarious video my friends made to support a good cause

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: August 5th I turned 38. 3+8=11. Numerologically 11 represents new beginnings. Today I set off on a life changing journey w ...

JessicaSimpson: Follow @kenpaves I am on a journey with my best friends and I and so excited! Woohoo!!!

JessicaSimpson: thought i was hallucinating durning a 6.6 earthquake in japan. i have never felt anything like this in my life. laying in bed watching cnn.

JessicaSimpson: @ashsimpsonwentz or "castle on a cloud'..i'd like to go there in my sleep...if go we both go the lady in white will sing our lullaby. night

JessicaSimpson: @ashsimpsonwentz i could never imagine getting thru the day without the love we share. i feel so far away!! just wanna have pillow talk.

JessicaSimpson: @AimeeMayo we just had another earthquake and @kenpaves fell to the ground. we couldn't stop laughing. he flew out of his boots. SO funny!!

JessicaSimpson: @AimeeMayo biggest meteor shower of the year tonight. 80 shooting stars. HEAVEN!! tonight will be magical.

JessicaSimpson: sometimes learning the language in my head can be just as hard as communicating with someone foreign. alone time on flights get me everytime

JessicaSimpson: Japan was captivating...Thailand here I come! So darn lucky to travel the world searching for the true understanding of what defines beauty.

JessicaSimpson: Does anyone know the right way to dig a poop hole in the mountains? http://myloc.me/nuX5

JessicaSimpson: Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad!!! I celebrate the unconditional love the two of you share. 31 years...God Bless you :) http://myloc.me/o1eR

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves and his sweet mom Helen Paves are on QVC right now!!! How does he do it? I'm exhausted!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: @koreantomcruise seacrh for the longest pink floyd song of all time and give it a listen...pool memory bliss

JessicaSimpson: Daisy and her bestfriend Bella back together again. Lesbian lovas forever! http://mypict.me/qiKR

JessicaSimpson: @koreantomcruise movie night this week? i will let you pick ;)

JessicaSimpson: i slept until 3pm!!! jet lag is kicking my cornholio

JessicaSimpson: our chances in life are endless...keep taking them

JessicaSimpson: My parents home is a sanctuary. I love velveeta!! :)

JessicaSimpson: @caceecobb @afsands @donald_faison. Mmmmm spicy tuna rolls! http://mypict.me/smyZ

JessicaSimpson: My boo stretching for a flt to Brazil http://mypict.me/ycSX

JessicaSimpson: My friend, Billy Corgan, has a pure and enlightning outlook on faith. Go to his new website. www.everythingfromheretothere.com God is real

JessicaSimpson: http://twitpic.com/hrudr - My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searchi ...

JessicaSimpson: @AimeeMayo I'm receiving every building block of faith I can get. Thank you.

JessicaSimpson: Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby...why would I stop searching? I'm a mom.

JessicaSimpson: Everyone watch my beautiful sister be a creepy bitch on Melrose Place tonight!!! Tune in! xo

JessicaSimpson: First home game of the season in the new stadium...GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!! RT @donald_faison: Giants vs Cowboys who you got?

JessicaSimpson: I love my godson! He has brought me 2yrs of complete happinessRT @Erin_Alexander: http://twitpic.com/idzsp -here is where i was 2 years ago!

JessicaSimpson: LOVED my first day in Uganda meeting incredible women filled with spirit...bedtime in the tent is questionable.think brookstone sleep jess.

JessicaSimpson: LOVED my first day in Uganda meeting incredible women filled with spirit...bedtime in the tent is questionable.think brookstone sleep jess..

JessicaSimpson: WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this? http://mypict.me/Ko9S

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: http://twitpic.com/iv1no @jessicasimpson and @caceecobb is this the price of beauty?? Don't let the bed bugs bite!

JessicaSimpson: Remember when I "tweeted" last??? I'm just now back in the US of A!!!!! Home sweet delicious HOME!!!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Uganda was truly a beautiful adventure. I will carry the spirit of all the people with me always. God Bless.

JessicaSimpson: RT @petewentz: Safaricus! New outfit! Wet republic pool party. Kept secure in the summer heat. http://pic.gd/2f21c0

JessicaSimpson: @ashsimpsonwentz Happy Birthday!!! I love you!!! MGM grand here we come! Wahooooo!!!

JessicaSimpson: "I have found the paradox that if you love until it hurts there can be no more hurt only more love"- Mother Teresa

JessicaSimpson: Here is some of the luggage available at Dillards right now! Coming to you online soon!! So darn cute :) http://pic.gd/51c078

JessicaSimpson: Intimate approvals for the jessica simpson collection taking place now. Hubba Hubba

JessicaSimpson: "In the search for your destiny, you will often find yourself obliged to change direction." Paulo Coelho

JessicaSimpson: everyone watch my sis on melrose place :)

JessicaSimpson: everyone follow my new collection twitter page @jsimpson_coll for the lastest offers and updates

JessicaSimpson: Blkbirds teach you how to acknowledge your power and use it to its fullestRT @studiodog:as I look outside thousands of blkbirds fill the sky

JessicaSimpson: What shall i do on my day off here in Marrakech? hmmm..i'll keep you posted...

JessicaSimpson: Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart. old indian saying

JessicaSimpson: LOVE HIM RT @Erin_Alexander: Thanks for letting D explore one of his many talents.

JessicaSimpson: My godboy is very into horticulture http://pic.gd/fb3222

JessicaSimpson: Morocco fun!! I love the girls!!! XOXOXO http://pic.gd/2af954

JessicaSimpson: Everyone follow @everythingfrom for life changing words by @billy XO

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves Morroco is full of life, energy, and creativity! Here are the fruits of our labor :) http://pic.gd/3c6a30

JessicaSimpson: My sweet friend Stephenie aka "turkey" is literally basking in the sweet fruits of her labor. Can I get an AMEN?! http://pic.gd/a02dd8

JessicaSimpson: Before I say nighty night y'all need to know that today has been UNBELIEVABLE!!! My fears were challlenged :) just wait!!

JessicaSimpson: God tells us to"Bear much fruit"Morrocco so gracioulsy provides us with the great pleasure of life,bliss,+yumminess. http://pic.gd/c8c729

JessicaSimpson: LOLOLOL i mean dweeb...2 E's

JessicaSimpson: on my last day in Morocco i have finally learned it is spelled with 2 c's and not and 2 r's. i am a dweb!! i mean REALLY?!?! :)

JessicaSimpson: @MindyWeiss you need to shop here in Morocco!!! i have never seen such intricate tile work in my life!! BEAUTIFUL!!

JessicaSimpson: everyone watch @kenpaves and his sweet mom on QVC now!!!!

JessicaSimpson: sad to not be home when my godson says my full name for the first time! http://bit.ly/qygRV

JessicaSimpson: i will never understand why people attack for a laugh. own your beauty and don't listen to the judgement.

JessicaSimpson: NYC is beautiful. Having a great sushi filled dinner with friends and fall out of the chair laughter.

JessicaSimpson: People have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. People are so cruel..please respect her memory.

JessicaSimpson: At least @kenpaves is a human vacuum!!! http://pic.gd/f9d4fe

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves no more cous cous for a month!!

JessicaSimpson: How 'bout some queso? http://pic.gd/ffbb53

JessicaSimpson: Spicy guacamole anyone? http://pic.gd/cd9067

JessicaSimpson: From God's hands to his RT @studiodog: http://twitvid.com/1CE36 - In the control room with guitar hero @billy smashing pumpkins

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves and I are going to India!!!! http://pic.gd/4ef1e2

JessicaSimpson: Check out Romeo Testa"s music at www.myspace.com/romeotmusic

JessicaSimpson: everyone listen to this 14yr old talent.writes and plays everything.. http://bit.ly/dK7mA

JessicaSimpson: Everyone watch my sis on melrose place tonight :)

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: http://twitpic.com/m6r9h So much fun @ QVC w @jessicasimpson,@tinasimpson,and @HellankaP!Check out JS collection on QVC.com XO

JessicaSimpson: My mom and I are going on qvc in 25min! Everyone check out our selects from the Jessica Simpson Collection!! XOXO

JessicaSimpson: Fun fact; QVC stands for Quality Value Convenience :)

JessicaSimpson: Beautiful handbags..fantastic footwear..and fashion fun jewelry@MindyWeiss: @JessicaSimpson fun what are you two selling? Shoes?

JessicaSimpson: Wow to the Saints!! Sean Payton is an increbile coach. Good man. Great husband. Fantastic father. Cream of the crop! Congrats on a HUGE win!

JessicaSimpson: My mom and I are on QVC @12am eastern time tonight/morningish :) Those over here on the east coast with insomnia tune in! We will have fun!!

JessicaSimpson: Going to sleep in peace.praying for the lovers and haters.I live MY life for purpose.God and his angels are wrapping me up brave&safe.LOVE

JessicaSimpson: I pray you will. If not,God will find youRT @MissMallory2u: @JessicaSimpson I neither believe in nor recognize your god. I'm an Atheist.

JessicaSimpson: Touring has made me understand my place on stage,with my band,my voice,and a full heart.wish we played "might as well be making love" :)

JessicaSimpson: i have worn butt pads...lol :)

JessicaSimpson: The G in the word God is capitalized. My *ss is small actuallyRT @MissMallory2u: I highly doubt god's plan for you is bigger than your ass

JessicaSimpson: Everyday I am challenged to be the best version of myself. Can I do it?Yes!! Gods plan for my life is bigger than me...so is yours..believe!

JessicaSimpson: Listening back on music from a certain playlist I made 2yrs ago...connects to a moment right now...Stand Still, Look Pretty...The Wreckers.

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves is sure proud of @caceecobb and her bollywood bunz :) http://pic.gd/838619

JessicaSimpson: Oh my friends in India :) http://pic.gd/559da9

JessicaSimpson: Love going thru the airport and seeing a pic of toes that could smile when ours stink :) no time for a pedicure!! http://pic.gd/58590f

JessicaSimpson: @studiodog xo

JessicaSimpson: @studiodog i am very hurt that @jessicasimpson wasn't mentioned :(

JessicaSimpson: love you for yourself...don't be defined by anyone else

JessicaSimpson: @AimeeMayo you deserve the best in life. i am so proud of your God given talent to relate to people thru music. you inspire me :)

JessicaSimpson: i am watching slumdog millionaire again. after being in india i am amazed by everything i have been able to witness...wow...magical moments

JessicaSimpson: This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me.

JessicaSimpson: That birthday wish will come true. It is a full moon :) http://pic.gd/a39b87

JessicaSimpson: @erin_alexander is being granted with a birthday wish from @kenpaves we all LOVE you more than words could explain http://pic.gd/4d0b01

JessicaSimpson: my mom ash and i are all 8's in numerology..fun discovery :)

JessicaSimpson: Amen sister :) RT @Dolly_Parton: Aahhh chiropractor... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!

JessicaSimpson: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @ERIN_ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY WIFEY :)

JessicaSimpson: Watch til Jan.. :) RT @mrandrewjpham:@JessicaSimpson ashlee was too good for that show and was the ONLY reason I watched,and won't anymore!

JessicaSimpson: CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press

JessicaSimpson: TINA SIMPSON= SALLY FIELD...SALLY FIELD=TINA SIMPSON XOXOXOXOXO

JessicaSimpson: who is watching brothers&sisters?!?! so happy!!!

JessicaSimpson: LOVE RT @Erin_Alexander: Ok, so Dylan was singing Ozzy Osborne on the way home with his bad ass hair! RT @kenpaves: http://twitpic.com/nygq1

JessicaSimpson: Erin_Alexander 2hrs and 7mins until your birthday!!! i love you.

JessicaSimpson: Annie Hall has to be one of my favorite movies...i can watch it 10x a year and get something different out of it every single time :)

JessicaSimpson: WISH I WAS THERE:)RT @kenpaves: http://twitpic.com/ofh87 @jessicasimpson WE MISS YOU!!!! @lorenridinger,me, and your Latina sister Eva P!!!!

JessicaSimpson: RT @JSimpson_Coll: Celebrate the troops today with the "With all my heart bracelet" @www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com.

JessicaSimpson: RT @caceecobb: if all of you reading this donated $5 at www.50000shoes.com then 35,154 kids would have a pair of shoes!

JessicaSimpson: "Tougher Than The Rest" YAY 9

JessicaSimpson: Can't forget the Cowboys!Great game yesterday.My pink jersey was nowhere insight;) I was screaming at my parents tv in dallas gear tough :)

JessicaSimpson: Another...DEXTER!!!!! I had to stay the night with my parents after last nights episode :) Brothers&Sisters made my mom, ash, and I cry..

JessicaSimpson: *WARNING*Anyone that looks to me as a rolemodel, don't read this tweet...I LOVE CALIFORNICATION!!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves can't wait for us to shoot with Norman Jean Roy tomorrow!! So excited to create! I can show up with bags under my eyes no hair LOL

JessicaSimpson: When I believe, I believe!!!!!!RT @studiodog: @JessicaSimpson thanks :)

JessicaSimpson: RT @studiodog: RT Recording of Backwards Clock Society featuring @Billy Corgan, @studiodog, @marktulin is up on LMA: http://cld.ly/44dbe

JessicaSimpson: I challenge everyone to save up for a flt to somewhere you have always wanted to go. Get inspired beyond boundries. Find something waiting!

JessicaSimpson: Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don't ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U

JessicaSimpson: We just wrapped POB and I am emotional..inspired..renewed...accepted..and beautiful!!!! I can't wait for everyone to share this journey :)

JessicaSimpson: RT @petewentz: Just living the dream. I'm gonna sleep in a tux tonight so I have classy dreams.

JessicaSimpson: Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can't believe it has been a year already.

JessicaSimpson: Watching Julie&Julia at my house. Meryl Streep is genius!!

JessicaSimpson: I can't wait to watch @ashsimpsonwentz on broadway in all of her glory!!! I get chillbumps from toes to noggin thinking about it!!! YAY!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: All that jazz:) RT @ashsimpsonwentz: Just finished second CHICAGO rehearsal .. Man I love the theater and putting my dancing shoes back on!!

JessicaSimpson: Just got done boxing and I can barely type! If anyone sees me puking on coldwater canyon starting singing the Rocky theme song :)

JessicaSimpson: are destroyed and new stars created." By The River Piedra I Sat Down And Wept...Paulo Coelho (one of my favoites books)

JessicaSimpson: "Know that no day is the same as another, and that each morning contains its own particular miracle, its magic moment, when old universes...

JessicaSimpson: RT @lindastrawberry: Here's the trailer for my friend Stacey's new movie "Extraordinary Measures" http://bit.ly/14bswg Harrison Ford Br ...

JessicaSimpson: I'm depressed :( RT @studiodog: 38 seconds left, Dallas is down 17-7 and my son still thinks they r gonna win

JessicaSimpson: Dylan fell down and felt like he needed a Diego band-aid to make it feel better. On the back of his head....cute http://pic.gd/ac39a7

JessicaSimpson: My man and I are watching Wubzy... http://pic.gd/6f68e4

JessicaSimpson: WOW!! Children make me a child again. So interesting..

JessicaSimpson: @kenpaves having a slumber party with our godson and he is asking to go to your house...I need tips apparently!!!

JessicaSimpson: I want to whisper sweet nothings into that head of hair :) RT @kenpaves: http://twitpic.com/pk6d8 What do you think of my new look??

JessicaSimpson: Your words are honest. Life needs more of your kind :)RT @lindastrawberry: @JessicaSimpson awww. thankyou! :)

JessicaSimpson: Meow..hahaRT @nicolerichie: http://twitpic.com/pgd7o - LOVING @joshmadden new tattoo

JessicaSimpson: Everyone in NewYork come tomorrow night and watch my sister at her best!!! I'll be there celebrating her return :)

JessicaSimpson: I'm in NYC for my sis being Roxy in Chigaco tomorrow night. I've looked forward to this moment since I watched her own the stage in London.

JessicaSimpson: Nana and Papaw loving on a grandbaby!!!! I couldn't be happier. This is what life is about :) http://tweetphoto.com/5534051

JessicaSimpson: With my cousin Ike talkin' SRV...gotta love the blues :) http://pic.gd/1d2937

JessicaSimpson: Happy Thanksgiving!! I love y'all very much :)

JessicaSimpson: I have indigestion! I'm praying that my last 'thank you' on my list will be for a calm stomach! God I love Texan family cooking though! Burp

JessicaSimpson: I woke up to write down everything in life I'm grateful for. I didn't complete my list, so I'm back in bed to finish. http://pic.gd/06f908

JessicaSimpson: Night #2 :) I'm so proud!! Butterflies all over again!!! http://tweetphoto.com/5680855

JessicaSimpson: Roxie was all Heart!Watching her up on that grandiose stage made me the proudest sister in the world. I love ya honey, I love ya!. Grrrrrrr

JessicaSimpson: You know your flight is just not gonna take off for a while when the pilot comes back to have a 4- course meal with you

JessicaSimpson: @studiodog HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! XO

JessicaSimpson: @caceecobb HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! I love you more than words!!

JessicaSimpson: ...BOTH!!!!! :) :) :)

JessicaSimpson: I'm in complete holiday spirit with my mani/pedi :) Who can tell fingers from toes?. I can pick things up with http://tweetphoto.com/5728393

JessicaSimpson: A song I like to get wild to...ICKY THUMP!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: I LOVE DOLLY PARTON!!!

JessicaSimpson: when the hell did country music get demselves sum background dancers? I thought it was always a great 2 step while listening...

JessicaSimpson: I have so many christmas lights outside that now my inside lights won't stay on! Ha!! Electricians are in and out of my house today.

JessicaSimpson: I wish I could dress like these women everyday!! Fabulous!!!

JessicaSimpson: Mad Men is such a sexy show! I'm almost done with season 3!! Rainy day in LA! Love the rain!!

JessicaSimpson: One of my christmas trees..white butterflies, white doves, white owls...ect. This is my tree of peace :) http://tweetphoto.com/6274864

JessicaSimpson: i can't stop thinking about it!!!

JessicaSimpson: i fell off of my couch watching dexter last night!! holy crapballs!!

JessicaSimpson: can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! "The Shocking Inside Story" is (insert drumroll) A LIE!

JessicaSimpson: Wrote the song for POB this week :) It made my mom cry tonight. SO powerful! I'm fired up!!!

JessicaSimpson: RT @quotegarden: "Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you." ~Maori Proverb

JessicaSimpson: I need a set :)RT @kenpaves: Cosmetic Brushes have arrived! Here is the first pic. of the Collection. http://bit.ly/5bKrsd

JessicaSimpson: Praying all will rest in peace tonight xoxoxo

JessicaSimpson: Sizzlin' w my peeps, pretty boy KP (@kenpaves), lil' cholita (Mary Phillips)...look out Yo!! http://tweetphoto.com/6639228

JessicaSimpson: Wahoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: http://twitvid.com/429C9 - Finally! Part @ of "do you like my gift?"

JessicaSimpson: LEFT EAR!!!RT @kenpaves: Part 2 of "don't you like my Christmas gift?" http://twitvid.com/775FC

JessicaSimpson: Who gives this kind of candle for a christmas gift? http://twitvid.com/95075

JessicaSimpson: Brittany Murphy was an incredible ray of Light to so many people. Her smile was contagious. My prayers are with her family and loved ones.

JessicaSimpson: Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

JessicaSimpson: im on my sister in law's computer: @petewentz is awesome follow him! haha merry xmas

JessicaSimpson: watching White Christmas...family tradition

JessicaSimpson: Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. May the God of love and peace be with us all! Merry Christmas!

JessicaSimpson: I take full responsibility :) lol RT @teddiebme414: @JessicaSimpson Sticking a lit candle in your ear is being a victim lol

JessicaSimpson: Don't be a victim! Take responsibility for your life.RT @TheDailyLove: "Things don't happen to me, I happen to things." - Winston Churchill

JessicaSimpson: RT @TravisGarland: Don't look to others for approval, you may never get it. Know in your heart what you are doing is good, and be satisfied.

JessicaSimpson: You're mom IS hip :) that makes me smile.. RT @FatouSadio: My mom thinks she's so hip cause she bought @jessicasimpson heels.

JessicaSimpson: Up-up and away off to say goodbye to '09!! Let's see what you got 2010! Bring it on!! Ready! http://tweetphoto.com/7532980

JessicaSimpson: You know your with this emotional cancerian ;) RT @kenpaves: http://twitpic.com/vywzf - Now that's a full moon-from the middle of the ocean!

JessicaSimpson: spending New Years with my friends, producers of Precious! Go see! Congrats on an amazing film Sarah (center) http://tweetphoto.com/7749579

JessicaSimpson: And by the way I meant to spell "beginning"

JessicaSimpson: The end always means that there is a new begining :) RT @HolyWords: "Behold, I make all things new." -Revelation 21:5

JessicaSimpson: Look closely and find the double pleasure for our new year :) http://tweetphoto.com/7707960

JessicaSimpson: Now it is a double rainbow!! That means more prayers and blessings for all of us! Thinking about each and everyone of you. GOD BLESS

JessicaSimpson: beautiful rainbow in the islands. Every color is a blessing for the New Year. xoxoxo http://tweetphoto.com/7698682

JessicaSimpson: Frangipani!! RT @kenpaves Can you name this leaf? http://tweetphoto.com/7808688

JessicaSimpson: Can name this leaf? http://tweetphoto.com/7803186

JessicaSimpson: Preach on dad! Love it :) RT @PapaJoeSimpson: Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

JessicaSimpson: Just got done boxing...second day in a row...Have I lost my marbles?

JessicaSimpson: what the who?!?! Who is in whoville tonight?! http://tweetphoto.com/8180505

JessicaSimpson: Something about 2010 makes me feel like a child again..enchanted places with brighter colors turning my dreams into a vivid picture book :)

JessicaSimpson: @Alexca_L happy birthday :)

JessicaSimpson: @MorganMeiss happy birthday :)

JessicaSimpson: Holy whooooose sista's channelin' Lambert??? http://tweetphoto.com/8256123

JessicaSimpson: These are @petewentz boots that walk on the moon. http://tweetphoto.com/8331450

JessicaSimpson: Dream dessert sushi roll by @petewentz and BX: strawberry fruit roll up, PB&J with rice krispies...roll it up and enjoy :)

JessicaSimpson: Happy Birthday Jimmy Page!! You have always been one of my favorites :)

JessicaSimpson: That is a wise dad RT@PapaJoeSimpson:?If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.?

JessicaSimpson: I have always believed in the 'BOYS!!! ALWAYS! http://tweetphoto.com/8416401

JessicaSimpson: He braids my prayers RT @kristinburns: http://twitpic.com/xv95d - in the studio snap of @jessicasimpson and @billy working on a song...

JessicaSimpson: Fun to be lost in laughterRT @studiodog: http://twitpic.com/xvy6g - @Asher_TWLOHA wants to know "what is like having Jessica in the studio?"

JessicaSimpson: A prayer for anyone trying to overcome adversity RT@studiodog: http://twitpic.com/xvx53 - Listening to playback with my ethereal friend

JessicaSimpson: I am blessed RT @studiodog: http://twitpic.com/xv0e9 - going over a song w @billy and the boxer @JessicaSimpson:

JessicaSimpson: I think I might have a pretty darn good idea ;)RT @studiodog: You will never guess who I am producing a song for this week.

JessicaSimpson: RT @caceecobb: Everyone please help Haiti thru this horrible tragedy & go to http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2007/impact/ Every little bit ...

JessicaSimpson: RT @Indaocean: Please go rate this vid. We need to sell this movie @ sundance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGlMgFSC--c&feature=player_ ...

JessicaSimpson: Boxing has changed my life! I have so much energy and it has cured my insomnia. Although I don't think I can get out of bed I'm SO sore.

JessicaSimpson: I had to rock these Jessica Simpson shoes tonight!! http://tweetphoto.com/8684760

JessicaSimpson: We will bring a pair of sliders 2morrowRT @mcstephyblanche:Im shi**ing my hose off right now thinking of my gym experience w @jessicasimpson

JessicaSimpson: Dear elderly man at the gym:its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts

JessicaSimpson: Let's all say a prayer for the survivors in Haiti. Each & Everyone are probably wondering why they weren't taken and their loved ones were.

JessicaSimpson: Duh ;) RT @studiodog: RT @kristinburns: http://twitpic.com/y5dvb - trust me...they know what they're doing! @jessicasimpson and @studiodog

JessicaSimpson: wanted 2 RT an hour ago.HA.RT @Erin_Alexander: Procrastination is like masterbation fun at first but in the end you are only f*ckin urself

JessicaSimpson: Everyone follow @pobnews to get updates for "The Price Of Beauty" thank you VH1 for this life changing journey! God is graceful.

JessicaSimpson: :) RT @studiodog jess adjusting to the level we mix guitars :) RT @kristinburns: http://twitpic.com/yas45 - Never heard guitars like this!!!

JessicaSimpson: Agree!!!!! RT @Erin_Alexander: Michael C Hall and John Lithegow - totally deserved!!

JessicaSimpson: Happy 50th b-day mom!!! There isn't a better woman in the world. I love you. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..u make me HAPPY always!

JessicaSimpson: This collaboration my ethereal friend ROCKS!RT @studiodog:Wait until you hear the new song I produced for@jessicasimpson you're gonna freak!

JessicaSimpson: Help Invisible Children win $1mill toward efforts in Uganda &send an extra $100,000 to Haiti. All you do is vote! Http://bit.ly/7OQalM PlzRT

JessicaSimpson: Falling asleep to Cat Stevens "Peace Train" & "On the Road to Find Out" praying for my precious friends on their journey to create and live

JessicaSimpson: I'm counting sheep..counting kangaroos..even counting the synchronized jumps of figure skater@Erin_Alexander later call time 2morrow please?

JessicaSimpson: HELP!! RT @Erin_Alexander: Dear insomnia, please leave me alone! I think you may be intruding on @jessicasimpson too! Go play elsewhere!!!

JessicaSimpson: You are so darn cute RT @kenpaves: Check out these red carpet hair how to's! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW4fUffvxl0

JessicaSimpson: I remember singing in church to Cece Winans track of"I Surrender All"I was blessed to meet her at 14. Her passion made me want to surrender.

JessicaSimpson: What is the point in praying when we can't trust that God is in control? Release. Believe. Receive. I pray that we all surrender tonight.

JessicaSimpson: We love you too!! Nighty night RT @kenpaves: Love my @jessicasimpson and Jeannia Robinette! http://tweetphoto.com/9467377

JessicaSimpson: Congrats to such a deserving man and coach..SEAN PAYTON!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Had a dream at the start of fball season about the superbowl and I saw the colors purple and blue. Blue- Colts Purple? Will the Vikings win?

JessicaSimpson: Sammy and I are falling asleep. Sweet snuggle companion. Thx Jeannia and Evan for letting me have her for the http://tweetphoto.com/9553623

JessicaSimpson: Thx Rita Hazan for coloring my hair during a fball game! Ha! I was standing up, running around, and screaming! http://tweetphoto.com/9553496

JessicaSimpson: Just to clear things up...Sammy isn't my new pup. I borrowed her for the night from my friends :)

JessicaSimpson: Please help RT @caceecobb: Check out what me and @JessicaSimpson and @KenPaves are doing for Haiti and @Soles4Souls http://bit.ly/JjHQ

JessicaSimpson: God bless you RT @operationsmile: HAITI: New videos, blogs & pics from our surgical camp & med. volunteers in #Haiti. http://bit.ly/76g6H4

JessicaSimpson: My Nana is having a tumor removed tomorrow. I have to have faith in prayer RT @USCThug: @JessicaSimpson 0 god easy for the rich to say

JessicaSimpson: God doesn't listen to our adjectives and adverbs. He listens to the simple need we have in our hearts. Pray with pure and simple FAITH.

JessicaSimpson: I meant "orgasm" not orgasim...one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm...was he hitting on me?

JessicaSimpson: "You can fake an orgasim but you can't fake laughter" Bob Dylan

JessicaSimpson: don't like having to leave and go back to a hotel room, but I'll b back there tomorrow lovin' on her. Nana is a fighter! Pls keep praying:)

JessicaSimpson: Just left the hospital.she is a trooper:)RT @aly25: @JessicaSimpson hope your nana's surgery went well and that she makes a speedy recovery

JessicaSimpson: TOOT

JessicaSimpson: @tinasimpson and I are living it!! At some point you just have to laugh :)RT @studiodog: For @JessicaSimpson http://bit.ly/Bjcwk Love KB

JessicaSimpson: Pink just made me cry my eyes out. Wow. Heart and soul to the core.

JessicaSimpson: Bored at the hospital. I think I'm gonna go look for some hot doctors..Mc Dreamy?Mc Steamy?Clooney? Let the search begin....

JessicaSimpson: Hospital breakfast...oh joy!!

JessicaSimpson: hospital quote of the day: "When I drink prune juice, It makes me MOO-POO" -Papaw

JessicaSimpson: Watching Crazy Hearts...Maggie is so beautiful and natural...Bridges is perfect!

JessicaSimpson: I'm gonna bite http://tweetphoto.com/10358345

JessicaSimpson: All the way from Paris..1970's Brigitte Bardot originals. I'm gonna sleep in these shades!!! http://tweetphoto.com/10352839

JessicaSimpson: Ha! Heck I took my pants off!!RT @petewentz: why did i take my shirt off for the cover of rolling stone? thats official douchbag behavior.

JessicaSimpson: interesting day so far...hmm...at least i am boxing 2-a-days this week

JessicaSimpson: SADE

JessicaSimpson: Has anyone been to http://JimCarrey.com? It's a masterpiece! So clever.

JessicaSimpson: ...That nothing is impossible. I love you :)

JessicaSimpson: Happy Bithday DAD! You are the most incredible father/mentor a daughter could ever be blessed with. You give me every reason to believe...

JessicaSimpson: Take ur right hand draw a circle in the air going clockwise then while at the same time lift your leg and draw a 6 with ur right foot

JessicaSimpson: I'm thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I'll have to give up pork?

JessicaSimpson: http://twitpic.com/14nvhp - My new favorite beer!!! Delirium Tremens

JessicaSimpson: http://twitpic.com/14ctos - The Price Of Beauty :) Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask.

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves Please help and RT http://support.operationsmile.org/site/TR?pg=fund&fr_id=1030&pxfid=8570

JessicaSimpson: I'm so fired up for everyone to see what my friends and I discovered the last 4 months!!! http://bit.ly/d7UP1l

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: So excited!!! The Price of Beauty! http://bit.ly/d7UP1l

JessicaSimpson: RT @operationsmile: PIC OF THE DAY: So excited for OpSmile supporters @JessicaSimpson & @KenPaves's new show on VH1 3/15! http://twitpic ...

JessicaSimpson: You can't love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love.

JessicaSimpson: Give a listen - new song "A Stitch in Time" Smashing Pumpkins http://bit.ly/9xG4Xw LOVE IT!!!

JessicaSimpson: Jessica Simpson Collection introduces luggage: http://bit.ly/12xvd - travel in style!!

JessicaSimpson: @ashsimpsonwentz did you like that ride??? Whoof!!! Ha Ha Ha! Luv you!! Nice wagon Kp!

JessicaSimpson: http://twitpic.com/16hkyg - Cleaning out my closets...20 boxes of NO's so far. Really? I bought this? My lord!! Hahaha

JessicaSimpson: One of my favorite songs... Close Your Eyes - The Chemical Brothers (Push the Button)

JessicaSimpson: Just woke up after falling asleep reading this book "poemcrazy"! Poems that are crazy normally keep me awake! http://tweetphoto.com/13305146

JessicaSimpson: To all of the people that are asking me for new music...LISTEN to the promo for "The Price Of Beauty"!!! :)

JessicaSimpson: Fun project= jot down what a child u luv says...the innocence...teaches us jaded folk what life is really about. Blunt and Beautiful...

JessicaSimpson: Everyone go to www.jessicasimpson.com and download to the theme song for POB "Who We Are"!!! Straight from my heart to you :)

JessicaSimpson: Doing Letterman tomorrow...fitting is starting now...hmmm what shall I wear????

JessicaSimpson: Roger that,but got 2 study:)RT@kenpaves Go to bed you 2!@jessicasimpson and @laurenauslander Don't forget our top secret mission!shhhh!!

JessicaSimpson: I thought I had a buttchin not a saggy ballchin RT @laurenauslander nobody puts @kenpaves in the cornerhttp://tweetphoto.com/14184148

JessicaSimpson: RT @laurenauslander: RT @GossipCop: @JessicaSimpson BFF @KenPaves is NOT messing with her "Beauty" ? http://bit.ly/cXZ5DK

JessicaSimpson: Gotta heart @perezhilton! thank you for producing my funny or die video http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-11-jessica-simpson-is-gross LMAO

JessicaSimpson: :)RT @Erin_Alexander: I vehemently disagree! That is the 7,247 non-agreements RT @JessicaSimpson: I agree 4x

JessicaSimpson: I agree 4x RT @kenpaves @jessicasimpson this woman really looks like a smarter version of our Godson's Mother http://tweetphoto.com/14078695

JessicaSimpson: I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. ;) RT@kenpaves: This girl looks like a really smart @jessicasimpson ! http://tweetphoto.com/14076375

JessicaSimpson: Looooong press day! This lil lady is my bulldog:)RT@kenpaves: @jessicasimpson and @laurenauslander !!!! http://tweetphoto.com/14025989

JessicaSimpson: Everyone follow one of my sweetest friends @laurenauslander :)

JessicaSimpson: love the simplicity and power of these words RT @quotegarden: "Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart." ~Khalil Gibran

JessicaSimpson: Faye Dunaway night...now onto "Bonnie and Clyde" :)

JessicaSimpson: Anyone seen the 70's flick "Eyes Of Laura Mars"? It's a rainy night in NYC and I'm stayin' in for movie night...

JessicaSimpson: KP is the BEST!!!RT @kenpaves Thanks@InStyleRT@InStyle Hair How-To: @JessicaSimpson's sleek style (courtesy of @kenpaves) http://ow.ly/1if1R

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: RT @Tonic: @JessicaSimpson and Her BFF @KenPaves Want to Know 'The Price of Beauty' http://ow.ly/1lczA

JessicaSimpson: Or...trending topic #PriceOfBeauty #PriceOfBeauty #PriceOfBeauty #PriceOfBeauty#PriceOfBeauty #PriceOfBeauty !!! Let's all be trendy :)

JessicaSimpson: Yes!!! Please!!! Wahooooooo!!!!RT @PapaJoeSimpson: #POB make the Price of Beauty a trending tropic!!!

JessicaSimpson: Looks like POB's airing for DirectTv customers at 7pm and 9pm pst on VH1. For everyone else,catch it at 10est & 9c/10pst. Get fired up! #POB

JessicaSimpson: I can't fall asleep! I need someone to hit me upside the noggin! HUGE day tomorrow...GMA, The View, and the first episode of POB!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Please give your hubby a special Marilyn Monroe Happy B-day number for meRT @lorenridinger: Special day for my special someone @jrridinger

JessicaSimpson: Thks 4 watching the 1st ep of POB! The comments & feedback have really touched me. I finally know what it feels like to get good reviews :)

JessicaSimpson: U r in the right place for that magic!RT @AimeeMayo: I'm still on the hunt for a double rainbow. thats something i have always wanted to see

JessicaSimpson: Watch the price of beauty tonight on VH1. Ken, CaCee, and I travel 2 Paris. If u know anyone w/ an eating disorder, encourage them 2 watch.

JessicaSimpson: Watching Bronx dance around to Justin Bieber on the view. Ash and I can't stop laughing!!!

JessicaSimpson: Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend...mine was an A+ :)

JessicaSimpson: LOL!! Lil gals;)RT@AimeeMayo On plane. Lola's yelling penis-mouth & my mom said "that's an ugly word" & Lola said "no it's a beautiful word"

JessicaSimpson: 15 million viewers of POB last week!!!! This is the best day of my life! Thank you for watching! Love y'all soooooooo much!

JessicaSimpson: @1capplegate IS THE BEST!!!!! THE BEST!!!! I look up to any blonde that knows her roots.

JessicaSimpson: Watching Anchorman for the first time...LMFAO!!!

JessicaSimpson: ...unfortunately, I never met him, but his art found me and decorated my white walls with LIFE.

JessicaSimpson: .. planned to hang the joplin pic this week.... http://tweetphoto.com/15710535

JessicaSimpson: Johnny Cash pic on my wall... http://tweetphoto.com/15710121

JessicaSimpson: Fell to my knees when I found out Jim Marshall passed..this is a zep pic on my wall...more to come... http://tweetphoto.com/15710029

JessicaSimpson: I agree 100% RT @paulocoelho: I welcome the fear, knowing that if I wasn't feeling it, I would be in the wrong place ( @Jenovia )

JessicaSimpson: Watching a James Bond flick (1963) - FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE- great bitch fight scene- hmm..who will Connery choose?

JessicaSimpson: WOW WOW WOW I HAVE CHILLS FROM MY TOES TO MY SCALP!!! WHAT AN AMAZING WAY TO START OFF EASTER WEEKEND!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Did anyone watch "The Real Face of Jesus?" on the history channel? I have it on tivo and pressing play now. Fascinating!!

JessicaSimpson: I love my BF ;) http://mypict.me/5tXSu

JessicaSimpson: Is there an accelerated learning program to become an asteroid miner? If so, I'm in.

JessicaSimpson: FYI - I don't have a myspace or facebook account, so if you are talking to someone on one of those sites, it is not me.

JessicaSimpson: i have a gal crush..WOW Beth Hart - Change Is Gonna Come http://youtu.be/3EaPpfsIjsM

JessicaSimpson: Best album "Live At Paradiso" Beth Hart can rock like no other! DAMN! Love to re-visit this!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: One of the best female voices I have ever listened to...BETH HART!!! I've been a fan since I heard her live in 1999. Gal has grit&soul!

JessicaSimpson: POB is on tonight!! We go to India and team up with operation smile to witness a miracle in a little girls life.

JessicaSimpson: Dora is blushing :)RT @Erin_Alexander: Dylan sporting a new @jessicasimpson hat while lounging on her bed. http://mypict.me/5m4yK

JessicaSimpson: Dylan (godson) is the king of my bed!! He is eating m&m's and watching Dora..he loves that girl! http://mypict.me/5m6PT

JessicaSimpson: "Prayer comes in many forms" I believe it is important to know/understand what people preach. Fascinating!!!! http://tweetphoto.com/16245202

JessicaSimpson: Don't miss SONS OF TUCSON tonight on FOX 930pacific/830c. Follow @justinberfield who will be live tweeting during it. Great dude :)

JessicaSimpson: OMG! Congrats Butler University!!! Dreams come true! Love the underdog!!!!

JessicaSimpson: @laurenauslander http://tweetphoto.com/17072931 I VOTE 4

JessicaSimpson: POB airs tonight on VH1! We travel to Uganda and stay in a village where fat women r the most beautiful. This is 1 of my favorite episodes!

JessicaSimpson: I'm sending my love, prayers, and DEEPEST sympathies to the people of Poland. May God be with you through this tragic time.

JessicaSimpson: HAHAHAHA!!!RT @kenpaves: R u shitting me! This is HYSTERICAL!! RT @DaxYorke: http://twitpic.com/1dv0v0 -

JessicaSimpson: In flight hairdo fun! RT @kenpaves: Aunt Vikki came along too!!!! http://tweetphoto.com/18138996

JessicaSimpson: Carol Brady who? :)RT @kenpaves: Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy...off to Atlantic City!!! http://tweetphoto.com/18138373

JessicaSimpson: Tonight on the Price of Beauty we travel to Morocco-it was my favorite place we went! Stay tuned for lots of adventure!!

JessicaSimpson: What's the difference between showing a little leg and showing some cleavage?? Find out tonight on POB!

JessicaSimpson: Just finished 2 full days of collection approvals for dresses...cute stuff coming ladies :)

JessicaSimpson: @harleypasternak when I'm making ur 5-factor lasagna, what can I substitute for the eggplant? Yucky :(

JessicaSimpson: @studiodog me too!!!!!!! I'm sure that BC will take everyone away with his talent..as always! Have fun rockin' out!

JessicaSimpson: My godson talks in full sentences now. He just said,"I'm going to build a building 4 u jessica." Most romantic thing a man could say to me!

JessicaSimpson: Price Of Beauty is about to be on!!! Japan!!! Fish eat the dead skin off our feet...I bet you wanna tune in now :)

JessicaSimpson: Happy Birthday @laurenauslander! You deserve to celebrate for the whole week! I love you so much. I get to see you in NYC today! Yay! Party!

JessicaSimpson: want this written on my mirror w lipstick RT @iheartquotes: "There is a crack in everything..that's how the light gets in." ~ Leornard Cohen

JessicaSimpson: RT @caceecobb: A night out with @vh1 & @jessicasimpson Dinner was amazing! Of course @Donald_Faison ate too much!! http://yfrog.com/b83blj

JessicaSimpson: Hell yeah! Yo T.O.- Jinx MY ASS!! @kenpaves http://tweetphoto.com/19261383

JessicaSimpson: RT @iheartquotes: "Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions" ~Edgar Cayce /via @Alexandria06

JessicaSimpson: I'm craving a new season of Weeds so bad!!!

JessicaSimpson: Never as beautiful as you..chili and cornbread at my place soon :)RT @EvaLongoria: @jessicasimpson you looked beautiful tonight!

JessicaSimpson: Hehe :) thought I would never tell...RT @laurenauslander: Watch @jessicasimpson tell @jayleno her true addiction tonight!

JessicaSimpson: POB BRAZILIAN STYLE..waxing and all...tune in @ 10pm!!!! :)

JessicaSimpson: My friend Sarah just got a dessert with a white butterfly :) Is it a full moon tonight? http://mypict.me/6wn3L

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: You all need these new @jessicasimpsoncollection glasses!! They ROCK on everyone!! Thanks J !!! http://tweetphoto.com/20425452

JessicaSimpson: Thank you @kenpaves!! I love my haircut!!! http://mypict.me/6xU1Q

JessicaSimpson: So good! Love you!RT @RitaHazan: Check out the new interactive RHS experience on our new website - www.ritahazansalon.com

JessicaSimpson: Just got to hang with my denim buyer Beth from Macy's NYC...can't wait for the launch in July! Happy Cinco de Mayo!! http://mypict.me/6KzPS

JessicaSimpson: To everyone who has watched this show, I pray you will carry it with you forever. I know I will. God Bless.

JessicaSimpson: May the journey continue with the heart of @operationsmile..."A Beautiful Me" We are all beautiful. I can't stop crying. I'm so proud!

JessicaSimpson: 5/3 of POB was another turning point in my life. We ALL have a reason 2 be here. Thx @PapaJoeSimpson @kenpaves @caceecobb and @VH1...

JessicaSimpson: Who can guess which dog took this massive crap? http://mypict.me/6QRsh

JessicaSimpson: I have the utmost respect for the entire cast and crew of Entourage! Thank you for making the past 2 days memorable :)

JessicaSimpson: My bro-in-law just gave me a book to read. Gonna have sun worship time tomorrow with this book as facial sunscreen http://mypict.me/724Yc

JessicaSimpson: :) RT @MrDeNiro: I'm officially blown away @JessicaSimpson just told me her favorite vocalist is Sam Cooke! #soulful

JessicaSimpson: You are truly an inspiration! RT @paulocoelho: @JessicaSimpson read in the press your comments about my books. Great and thanks!

JessicaSimpson: A man of worth speaks the truth. The man of many words to make men think he speaks the truth, is simply making smoke to hide a lie.

JessicaSimpson: brothers & sisters tonite...WTF?!?! I can't sleep now!!! Not fair!!!!!! I need to know what happens next!!!!!!!!!

JessicaSimpson: So proud of u!!RT @TravisGarland: #BELIEVE on iTunes now. http://bit.ly/bcnmuf produced by Danja, written by me. go & tell somebody!

JessicaSimpson: Let's see what kind of afternoon dreams I can have...ready...set...go...

JessicaSimpson: Hammock time...Quiet night welcome...Stars let's talk...Moon, shall we dance?

JessicaSimpson: So proud of u!!RT @TravisGarland: #BELIEVE on iTunes now. http://bit.ly/bcnmuf produced by Danja, written by me. go & tell somebody!

JessicaSimpson: RT @iheartquotes: "For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people." ~Audrey Hepburn via @jul ...

JessicaSimpson: Powerful ending of Lost. Wow. Incredibly beautiful! Cried so many times in the last 5hrs of ABC LOST TV!

JessicaSimpson: Rock the gladiators this holiday weekend! Find them at www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com - great for beaching and bbqing!!

JessicaSimpson: Congrats :)RT @danecook: Full version of the song I performed last night on American Idol. "Simon Said" now on iTunes. http://bit.ly/a0AiWQ

JessicaSimpson: I just might like Earth Balance more than butter thanks to one of my vegan friends

JessicaSimpson: Why did I just discover Bon Iver?!?!?! Amazing!

JessicaSimpson: My favorite color is green ;)

JessicaSimpson: Had an amazing saturday with my Godson..swimming and hotdogs!! http://mypict.me/7Rgup

JessicaSimpson: I agree! RT @mic1966: @JessicaSimpson Pictures of you..the Cure was my song

JessicaSimpson: Fascination Street- The Cure- one of the sexiest songs of all time

JessicaSimpson: Everyone look at my friend Lauren in her Jessica Simpson dress at a wedding! Doesn't she look spiffy? http://twitpic.com/1tf11m

JessicaSimpson: Was driving by the Beverly Center this afternoon, and guess what I saw??? http://twitpic.com/1uxj6w

JessicaSimpson: If you can make them 6 inch stilettos I will wear them :)RT @RanoBone: @JessicaSimpson I will get u a pair personily jessica

JessicaSimpson: Entranced by the green kicks Rondo is wearing! I want a pair!!

JessicaSimpson: RT @paulocoelho: Avoiding problems you need to face is avoiding the life you need to live.

JessicaSimpson: "I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do His work through me."

JessicaSimpson: Did I mention that my favorite color is green ;)

JessicaSimpson: If anyone wants to get in bikini shape before they turn 30 follow @madfit or train with him! He is kicking my butt! Love it! MIKEY!

JessicaSimpson: Random fact: the jalapeno was the first pepper taken to space.

JessicaSimpson: All of my lady friends are coming over for a backyard treat from my 7 closets cleaning! http://mypict.me/86a0F

JessicaSimpson: Going to see Sex & the City with @caceecobb ! So excited! I think we should have a martini to celebrate this occasion!

JessicaSimpson: True- went to the doctor yesterday False- plastic surgery

JessicaSimpson: My favorite!!RT @JSCollection Ladies, the DANY is BACK! Get it while it lasts at www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com http://twitpic.com/1xcva5

JessicaSimpson: I ate tofu for the first time last night! It was yummy! You know your from TX when you have to dip it in ketchup. Ha.

JessicaSimpson: Evelyn just gave me the most useful tip for a skin burn...put a slice of tomato on it for 10m and voila! No blister! http://mypict.me/8m0iB

JessicaSimpson: So my friend @mcstephyblanche and I just bought rainbow chard...hmmm? http://mypict.me/8l20K

JessicaSimpson: My mom is rockin' a js dress of sizzle today :) http://mypict.me/8m4Jk

JessicaSimpson: RT @pobnews: Another reminder! Voted for the Price of Beauty at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards yet?? If not, go here -> http://bit.ly/aZ ...

JessicaSimpson: Having a dance party in my hotel room to Gorillaz Plastic Beach!! Empire Ants might be my favorite song on the record!!! SEXY

JessicaSimpson: Shooting a Macy's commercial & about 2 fly at 80ft in the air.Crazy when ur stunt double says not 2 do it!Dear Lord everyone say a prayer!

JessicaSimpson: Thx bunches 2 @denimology @StyleWatchMag @JustJared & @carolhan 4 joining to support the launch of my denim! What a great play date in nyc!

JessicaSimpson: Master Wang is the Healer working with me this weekend. He has a program called Total Vitality. www.medicinebuddhas.org www.zenandtea.com

JessicaSimpson: Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!

JessicaSimpson: Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday! Who am I right now? This might be too clean!

JessicaSimpson: Just landed in West Virginia and headed to Casino Club Grand Opening! Might just have to hit up those blackjack tables! #GBRCasino

JessicaSimpson: This is when you can truly live... RT @paulocoelho: When you find your path, trust God and follow it without asking questions.

JessicaSimpson: "sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together" ~Marilyn Monroe ...WOW:)

JessicaSimpson: Fun time @The_Greenbrier! Lionel Richie has inpired me-I'm "On My Way" to 30 & ready 2 rock it! @nicolerichie, your dad's a STUD! #GBRcasino

JessicaSimpson: O HAPPY DAY!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Morning tea time http://mypict.me/9hrSs

JessicaSimpson: RT @kenpaves: 2 days til our makeover madness for the Rally for Kids with Cancer! http://eblasts.principle.com/rally/la10/makeover3.jpg

JessicaSimpson: Just so everyone is clear.. this has NOTHING to do with weight! It is about understanding my body through hydration and alkalinty...

JessicaSimpson: It is official- I'm 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!

JessicaSimpson: Thank you Vince and Louise Camuto for the Peter Basch picture of my favorite beauty in the world..Brigitte Bardot http://mypict.me/9w2sb

JessicaSimpson: In the Big D!! Happy there is a breeze tonite with this humidity!

JessicaSimpson: Feeling the peace of the night...wishing all of you the same xo

JessicaSimpson: FORTY FIVE TEN is the BEST store in Dallas!!! I expect to hear from my business manger shortly.

JessicaSimpson: Now that is one HOT mother of a bride...not to mention one of my bestest friends in the world!!! http://mypict.me/9H3b0

JessicaSimpson: If u r crazy well so am I RT @Billy: Call me crazy but I for one thought ALL The Cure's songs were singles...

JessicaSimpson: Jax and Jess- love at first sight!!! http://mypict.me/9M3ib

JessicaSimpson: Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie...me not lookin' so smart...:) but YUM! http://mypict.me/9YBIQ

JessicaSimpson: RT @Dolly_Parton: "Smile, it enhances your face value." :)

JessicaSimpson: Everyone wish the best hairstylist on the planet @kenpaves a happy birthday today!!! XOXOXO

JessicaSimpson: Just voted! RT @kenpaves: I voted, please vote and RT! No money, just takes your vote! http://www.refresheverything.com/4deaftoddlers

JessicaSimpson: U have now redeemed yourself! Ha! RT@MADfit: Of course, the shoes from @JessicaSimpson r so reasonably priced you'll be able to afford BOTH!

JessicaSimpson: Unless they r JS ;)RT@MADfit:Ladies-Quit buying shoes & invest in a trainer! Guys r much more interested in what's going on ABOVE the ankle.

JessicaSimpson: I have the cutest nephew on the planet!!

JessicaSimpson: Laura Linney is outrageously wonderful in the big C...this is gonna be a new fav show- feel it in my bones

JessicaSimpson: WEEDS is back ladies and gents!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Check out Macy's this week, they're featuring my new fragrance, Fancy Nights! Great for date night, ladies! @JSCollection

JessicaSimpson: http://twitpic.com/2g8y1g - The waitress just put this in front of me. I'm SO offended. Hehe

JessicaSimpson: Date night with EJ at Pace :) http://tweetphoto.com/40845165

JessicaSimpson: I'm making another Christmas record!!!!!!!!! My BF @mcstephyblanche just made my office a winter wonderland! I'm SO inspired!

JessicaSimpson: Sing, dance, create or SHOP for a cure! Love @SheColorsMyDay and this comfy t-shirt! http://ht.ly/2mZaO

JessicaSimpson: Christina Hendricks is my pick for the Emmys' best-dressed lady... Kyra Sedgwick comes in as runner-up!

JessicaSimpson: Going over ideas for my new Christmas record...any suggestions?

JessicaSimpson: @kaacee44 that is one of my all time favs!!

JessicaSimpson: I have had 452 people mention one song that was my first pick!!!!

JessicaSimpson: Love her!! RT @Dolly_Parton: I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

JessicaSimpson: I was told by @MADfit running backs are key...everyone agree?

JessicaSimpson: Fantasy football just sent me into complete anxiety! It all happened so quick! Wow! When you are a first timer there is always a rush!

JessicaSimpson: RT @Erin_Alexander: Did I get Bradford?? RT @mcstephyblanche: Woah. That was a hectic draft, ladies...not even sure I remember what just ...